The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2007 [Part 5]

[kirstyKLx]

russell is actually the funniest man on the earth

[mespursongles]

@kirstyKLx Just so you know, you've written "Russell" instead of David Mitchell. Silly you.

[xxrubes12xx]

OMYGAWD RUSSELL AT THE END. xD

[thereseeleonora]

More people are dead than there are alive.

[eggnogs]

lol did anyone notice scumtology at 5:12?

[Flashjackmak]

@eggnogs same thing isn't it?

[TheInternetOG]

Don't get me wrong, I think Noel is hilarious and I love his material. Although, he is definately one of the ugliest guys I have ever seen (lol seriouisly) and he distracts people from his pale horse-like face with his crazy hair so I am actually confused when people are like 'aww noel is so sexy blah blah'. If the same comments were (and are) made about Russel, I completely understand because he is one sexy bastard.

Btw, I'm a straight man.

[MissNovember1996]

@TheInternetOG uhm he's hotter than you'll ever be..LOOL

[TaylerKatyCat]

oh russell i love you <3

[naakrd]

I wish Noel Fielding was my best friend.

[cedarwould]

ITS THE DRAGON!!

[kawaiichico]

i'm genuinely curious whether Noel and Russell have slept together or not...

[floridakotakate]

The cape. Just... The cape.



[BULL3T5T0RM]

"What was the episode of paranorma all about?"

"Yoghurt" :D

[sexiisunshine100]

I fukin love NOEL! when he said yoghurt i nearly melted :) aaahh.

[dinosaurcheeses]

Oh my god when Noel said "Yoghurt" my heart melted... <3

[beckybond9]

Yes Noel. Those are indeed scissors. Want Noel to talk more tbh. Lilly is such a prick. It's not funny it's cruel. Jimmy is funny, you are not. Go back to ... Whatever it was you did or do.

[whataboutredlorry]

When I lived in London, everytime I saw the sign I always thought it said "Cutty SHark"

[FillionDollarSmile]

I dont care if Noel or Russel are Agro rofl... Wouldnt bother me !

[chchchcherrybomb37]

'YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW. YOU WERE NOT THERE. YOU DID NOT HEAR OR RECORD ALL OF THE INTERVIEW. Do you understand?'

[forgetyourtroubles1]

I miss the old Russell.... but Noel still rocks!!!!!

[chchchcherrybomb37]

@forgetyourtroubles1 The old Russell? The heroin addict, life out-of-control Russell?

[forgetyourtroubles1]

@chchchcherrybomb37 No, i mean the non married Russell he seemed funnier then...

[chchchcherrybomb37]

@forgetyourtroubles1 Ah well, if he's happy....

[breakingbenfan32]

It's quite funny to see how Jimmy portrays his detestment towards Lily throughout this year's quiz. Doesn't he?

[ttfnrsvpasap]

Gotta love Noel and Russell. He's a bit less funny nowadays methinks.....

[heliumdown]

I wonder if it's merely coincidence that Noel and Russel's scientology answer at 5:11 looks a lot like 'scumtology'.

[Vannereveilar]

why do I always go ''Oh Here We go''....when Mitchel starts lol

[IcyThrills]

1:15 VOICE CRACK XD

Does that guy look like a cross between John Barrowman and Peter Andre or is that just me?:L

[MeBeMcKee]

... Yogurt ... x

[lostskate4evaxxx]

@Larkinx0rs noel and paloma faith, check out buzzcocks

[TaylerKatyCat]

i love russell :) <3 <3

[alltimelowobsessed11]

i like how noel and Russell generally know the answers but they chose not to say them for our entertainment :) xx Noel <3

[AceXPr3dAtOrZz131]

yoghourt

[Mrsteaandflowers]

those are scissors.

[jessiegirl991]

WHY IS NOEL SO CUTE!!!!! <3

[KatieM101388]

@2:00 yeahh guess you really showed us. Especially the Princess B's hat last April. pshhh puh lease.

[wahay636]

Oddly enough, David is wrong...

There are more people alive than dead.

[yellowpages2000]

@wahay636 No, you are wrong, according to an estimate done by Carl Haub of the Population Bureau in the early 2000's the number of people who have lived and are now dead is about 106 billion. Presently there are about 6.9 billion people alive. clearly there are more dead people then there are live ones

[animelover5076]

@wahay636 HUH? are you saying that there are more people alive today than all the people that have lived in the last million years put together?? lol

[wahay636]

@animelover5076 No, I mean there are more people alive today than all the people who have died in history.

If you think about it, it's true, but not for that much longer.

"lol"

[KawaiiMooMoo]

When Noel said Yogurt, he sounded like Old Gregg  :P

[Pipsiify]

I love that the goth detectives' style of humour deffers so much from mitchell's but yet they are so genuinley amused by him :D everyone loves David :D

[0Passionate0]

David does the BEST rants! 

[0Passionate0]

Jimmy- "What was that episode about?"

Noel- *Cute smile* "Yoghurt."

Jimmy- "No, Noel, it wasn't yoghurt."

Aww! XD Adorable AND sexy! 

[AcidRain3456]

"Yoghurt."

[charlotteBraillie]

"No Noel, it wasn't yoghurt." Jimmy talks to him like a mother to her favorite kid :-)

[RoxieGirl141]

" i just heard noel say those a scissors"

[qwertyness4]

The London logo looks like someone getting head....is it supposed to? Classic English humour?

[boyinjuly]

Like a 1950's threesome with two dinner ladies, we eagerly enter May and June.

That is genius.

[aaelwy]

OLLIVANDER!!!

[bluedaisy729]

this is probably the cutest I've ever seen Noel Fielding...and that's saying alot. I mean, the man IS wearing a cape, and I'm getting weak in the knees every time that Cockney urchin cracks a smile!

[klmnumbers]

"May I say something about the Cutty Sark?"

"Yes, you can if you like."

"What the fuck is that?"

David Mitchell is so amazing.

[darkshines99]

David Mitchell's rant about the Cutty Sark was the funniest thing in this entire show to me,lol

[pinkmusiicluva]

David Mitchell is hilarious!

[FillionDollarSmile]

Is he trying to say Eddie Murphy isnt funny !?!??!

[WeSparkAndFade]

i love when noel couldn't keep a straight face when he said talking dragon. so cute

[xXgorillazboosh11Xx]

in this year i think i love Noel even more (if thats possible) because insted of just being sexy he has developed an amzingly cute smile!:D

[ThatsSpiffing]

haa, the state of noels and russells desk!

[benrein]

Condoms don't stop Syphilis. The disease is able to pass through the membrane. Just FYI for anyone thinking condoms actually stop sexually transmitted diseases.

[PunkymickBlah]

@benrein hey i triple wrap it so no problem and its un pleasurable for both of us

[tolwenAuris]

Hilarious with subtitles :D

[errrrrrrrrrrrrrm]

the reading of the book just proves you really can polish a turd.

[Kookieluvx]

ommmmmggggggg stopped it at the funny bit 1:32 laughed my ass off at noels face xD

[bieberfeverhasspread]

Good old John Hurt

[pennygoo]

THEY'RE RIGHT!! the olympic logo is hideous!! (no offense to anyone)

[Marreez]

Noel most adorable moment of all time:

- Yoghurt *smiling from ear to ear*

[iloveCullens96]

david tennant gehrniguenge<3

[TheEvilYoshiKiller]

The olympic logo looks like Lisa Simpson blowing Bart Simpson.

[Jenicimo1234]

I <3 Noels face at 1:33 (: x

[tessamakesvideos]

Irrelevant but DAVID TENNANT'S ACCENT DEAR GOD JUST MARRY ME

[arceface]

John Sweeny is the fucking man for that!

[xmrsxmolkox]

noels so cute wen he says yoghurt xx <3 him so much

[BattyBabyDoll]

haha this was my favorite panel

[BrieNoirDijon]

I don't care if Noel's aggro, I'd still give him a go ;D

[BULL3T5T0RM]

@km52843 he's on the suite life when he was the gay guy from the musical episode and he's on ugly betty

[BladeGuitarGirl]

LOVE david mitchells rant about the cutty sark :D <3

[thissfffire]

Noel looks a it like Rhys Webb with his hair like that :3 a gooood thing

[hetasuzume]

"what the FOK is that?!" gosh i love him.

[itssPickles13]

was that Gabe something from idejance?

[CBAalltheway]

Why does everyone keep going on about Russel and Noel, David Mitchell needs to be saying more :)

[PeacockDreams19]

LOL @ Russel's advert.... spat my drink all over the screen when he went "Bye!!"

[km52843]

whos the kid at 1:57

he looks so famliar! but i cant remember where i have seen him before!

[LydiaK19]

@km52843

Justin from ugly betty (:

[itssPickles13]

@km52843 i think its the guy from the high school music episode of the suite life of zack and cody. but i think hes also a dancer. his name might be gabe but i cant remeber

[sockpuff]

IVE BEEN TO THAT PENCIL MUSEUM!!!! It was actually very intresting :)

[xDarkBloodAngelx]

Is it just me, or did Noel say Yoga and not Yoghurt at 1:40 ? . Would make more sense anyway, since in the clip that guy is screaming his balls out

[lilmissbootyfull]

@xDarkBloodAngelx nope he definitely said yoghurt

[MidgetTall16]

@xDarkBloodAngelx no it was defo yoghurt

[mightybooshqueen]

'we didnt know what they were talking about and it made us feel giddy and unwell'

aw i do love noel & russell

[HannahMTx]

I LOVE RUSSELL AND NOEL! 

[SofJae]

It's a talking dragon!

Uh it's 00:05 now and I have to get up at 7:00!

[KitkatFanatic]

"Can I say something about the Cutty Sarc?"

"Yes you can if you like,"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!"

I LOVE David Mitchell (Not as much as Russell and Noel though :3)

[nunu4eva10]

i love it i lve it

[JamyPopy]

Russell and Noel would maka a lovely couple xx <3

[crayzeeNLayzee]

"Err, we put it's unusual cause it starred a...*giggle*... a talking dragon."

[twilighter4356]

there isnt a pencil museum in warwick ¬¬

[smithk502]

Thats kinda freaky no one made a joke about scientology

[BuddhaonaBus]

@smithk502 Yes, almost like it was edited out

[TheArtboxable]

I don't understand. Russell, you're quite funny. Why are you in shit movies?

[coder49]

@TheArtboxable not really, forgetting sarah marshall and get him to the greek was awesome

[mozmootar]

how the HELL did this get 32 dislikes??? people with no sense of humour maybe?? >:(

ps- i love noel ;) hahahh x

[heybells]

"Err, we put it was unusual because it starred a talk..*giggles* a talking dragon"

[iFanaticz]

that scientology programme was creepy shit. watched it the other night. :/ freaks me out!

[Birdman283]

@iFanaticz Totally agree

[timelordcreation]

extract doesn't he meen exerpt

[Songremixer123]

@timelordcreation And you're clearly no "exerpt" at spelling are you?

[timelordcreation]

@Songremixer123 Ahem *Extract, doesn't he mean excerpt.

Now shove off Mr.Grammar Nazi.

[KsAnNa]

THE SLASHDRAGON!

[kamtiniyes]

Noel: YOGGURT!

Jimmy: No Noel, it wasn't about yoggurt.

I love the way they say yogurt. Being from America, I don't hear it said that way often.

[SammahSaysHi]

@kamtiniyes I'm American and I accidentally said it like that in class and I was so embarrassed. 

[mummixsydney]

Those are scissors! :D

[RandomObsessiveGirl]

I love the fond but slightly patronising look that Russell has on his face when Noel says 'talking dragon'

[Dayshine400]

David: "Can I say something about the Cutty Sark?"

Jimmy "Yes you can, if you like."

David: "What the fuck is it?"

Priceless

[rosalieangelface221]

2:34 woooaaahhhh... sexxyyyy noel =D <3

[LeahstineandSmeghan]

john hurt is the greatest thing everrrrrrrrr!

[RandomGT5]

Haha! that guy from BBC freaking out, oh my goodness xD

[wellar6]

i love how they say yogurt

[truuninja1]

Jimmy is a twat.

[WildDiscoDance]

@truuninja1 no,you are ..O_O

[mgcrules]

Lol, I love how British people say yoghurt ! :)

[skidquo]

@mgcrules Yes, the correct way i believe.

[LittleInkJunkie]

@mgcrules Thank you. We think it's very amusing how Americans/Canadians/Australian­s say it.

[Rachiejane1]

Aww that poor presenter on that panorama show about Scientologists. Its sad that it was supposed to be a show about exposing the insanity of scientology and the only thing people remember is the host going crazy because he had been worn down by that scientologist weirdo

[existenceisrelative]

@Rachiejane1 I think it did a pretty damn good job at showing some of the craziness of scientology. The guy freaking out is what gets played over and over. But the insanity behind the eyes of the scientologists freaks me out more than any normal person losing their temper.

[Rachiejane1]

@existenceisrelative Good - really glad that came across. I saw something that said people might take the piss out of him because of how he was affected by that weirdo scientologist which is so sad! Yeah - I know what you mean about how scientologists are - they are absolutely mental and very disturbing! There are so many videos on here about it and they all look like they are both brainwashed and insane!

[endzordays]

@Rachiejane1 The most crazy thing is that the founder of that nutty religion wasn't even a very good science fiction writer.

[candagal]

DT!!!!! <3

[orangeandpearls]

Noel and Russel make me squeal with happiness. Oh they're so fucking hilarious.

[dillywilliewoo]

'more people are dead than they're alive'.david mitchell is legend.

[purpleferret]

Huh... a talking dragon mentioned in the same show as John Hurt featured. It's sorcery, I tell you

[IndigOcean]

noel and russell should have a baby. I don't know how since they're both dudes :/ (we can get over the technicalities l8r)... it just might be the most awesum thing that walked this earth since jesus.

[degubamboo]

Noel Fielding and Russel Brand had BETTER be on this year!!

[superhoneybadgerful]

'it made us feel giddy and unwell'

[Athaeus]

Haha, David is just brilliant in comedy!

"-I've got an idea of who might have burnt it down."

"-Who? Me!? No, no, no.. That's entirely .. I was.. I can prove I was burning down another boring thing."

"-Was it the pencil museum in Warwick?"

"-Yes, I was posting another turd through their letterbox! Every bank-holiday!"

[SvenIsHere]

"erm, can I say something about the cutty sark?"

"yes, you can if you'd like"

"what the FUCK is that?!"

[Gleebo]

I like how the end of this part fades out with the end of the syphilis thing. Makes it even more touching.

[Marreez]

0:42

- Scissors *giggles*

haha lovely Noel.

[ilovegames08]

6:12 - 7:12

LMFAOOOOOO XD

[MoonPhase94]

1:04 OMG!!! O_O

[123yourfaaace]

rob brydon only noticed jimmy carr's laugh this year...

how did he MISS it before? it's sooooo funny (L)

[ParamoreLuva08]

"What was that episode of Panorama about?"

"Yogurt"

"No,Noel,it was not yogurt"

x]

[leaflefa]

@ParamoreLuva08 that waa funny! haha

[kmryan182]

LMAO at 0:18 to 0:24

[toetoetoetoetoe]

SEAN LOCK RULES

[Rachellouisax]

6:14 LOL @ DAVID

[thisisnotmyname11]

Noel's cheekbones are to die for!!!! I love them(:

[TheBluePianist]

these panels are soo much better. russel AND noel need to come back :S

[Rachellouisax]

Indeed, claudia winkleman and the other boring shits that were there last year made me go to fucking sleep.

[coolmeista84]

i thought sean lock was hilarious tho last year

[owenhunt]

@coolmeista84 I actually think Sean Lock is the maestro of comedy panel games. He is the best riffer in the business and made Dara O'Briain look dim, a man who is himself a fantastic impromptu mick-taker.

I'd love it if Claudia were replaced by Sean Lock, but it ain't to be.

[Rachellouisax]

no sean lock was soo funny but the rest were abit boring.

Ok, well maybe Michael Mcintyre (sorry, I can't spell his name) and sean lock were funny but the rest were so boring.

I laughed so much when sean lock said those kid's acting was shit hahaha

[CASSiiEo0]

i watched that, and you spelt his name right :)

it was amazing

[LeeJ2512]

i thought he was tryin too hard to be funny lol and claudia winkleman was such an attention seeker in the 2009 one. michael mcintyre was brilliant as ever. wish dara o briain said more tho and davina was......tolerable lol

[LeeJ2512]

i kinda agree. claudia winkleman was sooo tryin hard to get ALL the attention. with all the fucking noises she was makin just to get people to look at her. michael mcintyre tho was fantastic as usual. i love james cordens laugh lol

[wotboutme]

yh the 2009 1 isnt as funny wiv just russle im gunna make a group on facebook 2 get russle AND noel on nxt year :P(but tbh i just wanna c noel on it agen cos hes soooo fit x :P)

[thisisnotmyname11]

Russel is hilarious at the end(:

"for godsake kids wear a condom!"

Lol

[DestinySkylark]

Noel is so freakin' adorable.

1:39

What was that edition all about?

Yoghart. ^^

[interestish]

I love it when John Hurt reads... <3

[tiddlywinks98712]

haha love how jimmy carr is so un-funny, but thinks he is god's gift to the world of laughter...he's such a loser

[Hozzas]

"posting another turd through their letterbox" xD

[Epityr1]

David Mitchell is a legend for his rants. Love him. No homo.

[rosydonut]

Now I love David Mitchell....But the cutty sark is amazing..It was a huge part of my childhood and the childhood of my mum..When you go near it it is impressive a huge and amazing and the tour of it is actually really good..I was devastated when it burned down..

seriously!

oh and i know this is a comedy show and im being a huge dickead (^o^)

[aeriswolf]

Russell and Noel are SO CUTE! I want to cuddle them :3

[yayah102]

@aeriswolf who wouldnt want to?

[eltendo]

God, I LOVE Mitchell's rant about the Cutty Sark.

Classic.

[mrsziggystarlet]

<3 noels fave at 1:33 <3!!! and noels face in general xDD- he is such an adorable goth!!!

[aeriswolf]

I know and I love his voice! XD

[AnimalNitrates]

1:09 SWEENEY RAAAAAAAAAGE!

[MrCanabliss]

I can EASILY imagine getting that pissed off at a scientologist.

[Isanion]

unfortunately its futile, you notice that the other guy didn't stop speaking. They're actually trained to do that. So you can never ever get a point across to them because they're too focused on speaking.