The Jon Dore Television Show - Jon & The Cowboy

[AnubisBro]

I think that what that cowboy calls a horse, we call Sarah Jessica Parker.

[physicsbugga]

Shakespeare could learn a few things.

[bradscicluna1]

i want to see more of this guy

[JonesTownYourSelf]

This reminds me of my buddy booby, he once kissed an indian, but god damnit he did kiss that indian cause he was drunk, he kissed her cause he loved her!

[Boutette]

@JonesTownYourSelf you rotten son of a bitch stop telling people that! you finger banged your cousin and thats a fact terry. the only reason you couldnt have penis vagina sex with her is because she was on the rag.

[burnheavensgate]

@JonesTownYourSelf man i heard about that. i thought he went down on him/her and came up with a mouth full of pubes.

[EDOM666DEVORE]

what the fuck does the music sound like locke's music from final fantasy 3/6

[kamanda233]

hilarious

[EDOM666DEVORE]

@kamanda233 after this he gets drunk infront or with a cop lol

[mrjew]

I love when he wakes up in the horse costume with the cowboy getting dressed... So much for Jon Dore's Obstacle Course of Truth and Justice.

[reidbretherton]

penis vagina sex

[diablo333911]

As soon as he said "I had my penis in that horses vagina" I almost pissed my pants laughing

[Canadalovesfun]

I could never forget that cowboy.

[1991stacy]

I think he's really cute. He has nice eyes.

[nowookiee]

lol the music is what gets me the most lol.

love when this guy shows up lol

[Secretservicedentist]

it's a right mare

[FonzzBeKong]

penis vagina sex..lmfao ooohh don dore is the man

[pigsareit]

penis vagina sex is my new favorite word ^^

[HellsAngels2001]

jon dore rules tv

[Pepsifan323934]

1:16 LOL! look at his eyes when he tells him!

[BabyEater9000]

how does he say all that with a straight face lol

[Robopencil]

Haha. The ending of this episode is even better.

[NickNackk556]

haha thats kinda gross

[EliteDrifters]

sounds like he had a fun night...ehh...lol

[NoobSawsage]

1:08

[coldcuts777]

hmmm...

very tastful XD

[sourmilk100]

lmao

[pathtoyirah]

The term "penis-vagina sex" has since been a major part of my vocabulary.

[EDOM666DEVORE]

@pathtoyirah thats fuckin hillarious

[DelMonteOnSteroids]

"...By the end of that magical night, Jon I had my penis inside that horses vagina. We made penis-vagina sex aaalll night long." I don't think I have ever laughed that hard in my entire life.

[ralfers6]

haahahaha 2:07

[Snowhitevil]

LOl...it's 'Curly' from 'Cityslickers'.

Hilarious!!!!

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[MikeBatman]

I'd watch the show if it was on at a better time then late at night!

[rotopope]

Sarah Silverman gets another season and not this? I ask you, where is the justice?

[durdensoaps]

Jon's show - thanks solely to all of us - is currently filming it's 2nd Season in and around the great city of Toronto.

Look out for it in early 2009!

[bertrude123]

Do you know if a dvd is going to be released on this show? Thanks for the post by the way.  I've added it to my favorite videos!

[Toro953]

@durdensoaps Jon Dore shall entertain us no longer :( He got cancelled

[webslinger16]

Dude Jan 20th.

The Jon Dore Television Show

SEASON 2!

[TaraLynnElizabeth]

@rotopope

sarah silverman sucks ass

[NaveedKoval]

@rotopope sarah silverman's show is like teh american equivalent to this show, whats wrong with it?

[Sythaz]

Man that was an awesome pun at the end! 'With out her life is a nightmare... but with her... it's a right mare' fucking genius writing there.

[Spencer12404]

he actually said "White Mare"

[durdensoaps]

No...it's "right-mare" for sure. Doesn't really make sense otherwise if you think about it.

[mrjew]

@Spencer12404 It's "Without her live's a nightmare...with her..its the right mare..."

[dirtybirdy]

penis-vagina sex is fun

[xXgothicangelXx666]

y did u watch it u fagot fucker

[DelMonteOnSteroids]

boo fuckin hoo. So you didnt get to ride on a skateboard for a day. Suck a dick, do something else. Holy fuck. go cry you little shit

[hmrto]

4 months later, and your advice is to suck a dick. You should write for the show. Give me another reply that says vagina & buttplug in it, so you can pump up your resume & maybe get on their staff.

[DelMonteOnSteroids]

yeah cause i wait for people to comment than i reply as soon as they post them. It doesnt matter when you reply. AND i wasnt trying to be funny. Therefore i would not be fit to write for the show. Also, fuck you. If you dont like a video dont post on it.

[hmrto]

I could tell by your lame tag name you weren't funny. If you don't like a comment, don't post on it.

[DelMonteOnSteroids]

hey fuck you I chose that name cause my name is monte dick weed. if you dont like a tag name, don't comment on it.

[mrjew]

@DelMonteOnSteroids Awesome name, that's what I'm naming my child. Montgomery.

[wtfisthisshit202]

penis vagina sex fuck thats funny

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

the cowboy was based on my dad :)

[ethicomm]

Dore is one creepy motherfucker. I hope someone kills him.

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

Your Mean!

[Bladearm2008]

I think the funniest thing is John's face while the cowboy is telling the story. Absolutely priceless.

[Randomeaninglessword]

LOL "Listen I'm not doing this so you can justify fuckin' a horse."

[butchbastard]

hahaha nicce pants

[netcyrus]

this episode was epic

[UltraCALAMARI]

i guess you really like that part

[teeku666]

i love the part latter in the EP when we wakes up next 2 him with a horse mask on. XD

[durdensoaps]

just to clear some things up - what did you really think about that part later in this episode when Jon's realized he'd been a victim of the ol'-horse-masked-anal-rape-tri­ck? I wasn't quite sure from the last 3 posts...

[ryancouture]

is that the old guy from the new labatt blue commercial

[durdensoaps]

I'm not sure but he plays the old northern Alberta barkeep in the "X-Men" and "X3" films if that helps.

[EDOM666DEVORE]

@durdensoaps lmfao

[dragondragoon12]

Yup he is.

[ZOGMACHINE88]

just saw that commercial today and i was fuckin laughing my ass off,friends thought i was crazy but all i could think of was penis vagina sex with a horse.

[unclegrandfather75]

what if the old guy said "The next morning that horses penis was in my vidinea" then john dore was just like WTF

[rotopope]

The commercials on comedy network make this show look so bad. That channel needs new commercial editors. In any case, I'm glad I watched the show despite them, its pretty awesome.

[ZOGMACHINE88]

unfortunately americans dont get to see this. i think this dark humor would work just as well over there.

[ddmo83]

but with her.... life's a right mare.

[jflaman]

fucking hilarious

[godofwar87]

holy fuck guys that is some good writing I'll tell youthat much....I wish those were some of my words..lmao

[Creepyowl]

He's so hot!!!

[cluch9]

what the horse!

[jmatty88]

hilarious. jon dore is so f#$%%ing funny.

[74flippy74]

did anyone see how this ends jons like dressed up lke a horse and the old mans like getting out of his bed and pullin up his pants and jons like crying and then he like looks at his own ass and he's like. DAMN IT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO POOP NOW!!!!

[1872345690]

he reminds me of bill murray

[Velvetgoldmine92]

the best part of it is that he uses the term "penis/vagina sex" like in each sentence.

[IHatePierre]

best show EVER

[Rodiak41]

YEAH BOYEE CANADIAN!!

[woo2fly18]

amazing show

[Viper298]

Ive started watching this show more than mad tv. epic win.

[BigWallace187]

"Look, I'm not doing this so you can justify fucking a horse" lmfao, gold.

[FTWINZOR]

why isnt this show more popular?

[LargeSlurpee]

i know,

hes my favourite comedy guy person. ^^

[durdensoaps]

Well, I think it's going to be one of those things that slowly but surely swells up and then - POW! - explodes - and as for the show, it's a matter of time before the world will know it's pure awesomeness.

[LargeSlurpee]

exactly. ^^

[menijoe]

"penis vagina sex" just the way he says it is funny as hell

[CobraCommandercon]

that cowboy is both sick and very funny!!! I Cobra Commander love this show!!!

[scoresse]

God damn't John

[Rodiak41]

its Jon

[Gibsisrib]

HAHAHA I didnt put my penis in her vagina cuz i was drunk.. I did it cuz i loved her. AHAHH!~

[cam5656]

LOL ya man the guy in park with the sledg? funniest shit ever

[KanyeWestDied2]

could u upload from the latest one where the guy in the park is chasing the birds?

[Whuditlooklike]

"Listen, I'm not doing this so you can justify fucking a horse... I'm sorry."

ROFLZZZZ

[Canuckfan3]

I had penis vagina sex lastnight [with a horse] Just kidding! she was a large girl

[Canuckfan3]

Penis Vagina sex with a horse.

[ollykins666]

God damn it jon i didnt put my penis in that horses vagina because i was drunk i did it cause i loverd her... lol

[boxingfanofthegame]

LOL

[ScenematicFilms]

love this show

[Devoimprov]

this show is key.

[feelmyice]

lol. yup.

[Dokidon]

ive been watching the show since it began and havnt missed one. its amazing. watch it. it will open your eyes to a whole new world.

[watata999]

penis vagina sex

[durdensoaps]

"Jon. She's more than a horse to me. Without her - life's a nightmare but with her? (hehe) It's the right mare."

[durdensoaps]

Note to all: "The Jon Dore Television Show" can be seen in Canada on The Comedy Network - Wednesdays at 10:00pm and again at 2:30am. A repeat of that episode runs at 11:30pm on the following Saturday as well. Check it out - it will be change your life.

[skyman741]

amen to the life changing!

love this show

[cougar08cougar08]

ahaha yea i love living in canada!

[quadraxis45]

i lovew this show