Derek And Clive - The Worst Job

[spangleandmarmite]

They were both perfect gentlemen and real cunts. RIP.

[benmessi10]

Lobsterisamous bumbakissamous

[philward800]

what a sad loss to british comedy

[clapla]

original podcast

[TheAaron87]

lmao "this is what they said scientifically, lobsters up the bum"

[lucasfunkt]

I fell in a puddle on my knee in Texas

[seethroughskin]

@lucasfunkt haha :) it really does sound like ricky and karl :P ricky burping and karl talking shite...could be an xfm recording :P

[bleona99]

hahhahahahahahahahahhaahh they are so funny

[jboatboy1]

Felching,great stuff

[stevenwithph]

Twitter . com / mansfieldsbum - Follow Clive

[2008Sameoldfitup]

roy west

[MrFrontallobotomy]

Don't test any longer.

[chuckyoofarley]

Lobsterissimus Bummakissimus.

[valjester805]

'She used to go out bathing in Malibu, which is where she used to go out bathing.'

[markxl]

Be fair - a lot of lobsters fancied her bum

[munchkin365]

These are fabulous haven't heard them for years. Thank you.

[TheBubblez10]

Testing testing hahaha I cant breathe for laughing!!

[olebarca99]

Brilliant

[vivascargill]

PETER AND DUDLEY RIP

[ziggyonthemoon]

Love the burp haha

[youandyamum]

sweet, charming, shy mysterious girl...

[ultramagnus73]

it was a big bum and they were big lobsters

[Professor6871]

@ultramagnus73 Like when Peter calls it under the medical term 'Lobsterkissmus buma kissemus, having lobster up the there.

[TRUMPER007]

Lobsterissimuss mala j=kissimuss

[hullstud66]

they are the masters of comedy

[davymastmac]

i havnt heard in over 25 years and it still cracks me up..the true comedy legends

[thelearner60]

I nearly choked myself once from laughing at this. There's nobody today that can touch them in the comedy stakes.

[skiamakhos]

@thelearner60 I once threw up from laughing at these guys, couldn' breathe for ages. Best comedy ever!

[Hemmels]

So random, these guys win.

[itslikeadrill]

"...and I had to retrieve these lobsters from her asshole."

[MrSueVeneer]

which is so tricky because she was a very sensitive woman

[mwailes123]

The lobsters got quite a nip out of it... huh huh huh....

Heard Derek and Clive for the first time today... oh my fuck... amazing. How on earth did they get away with this back then? legends....

[IIovefootball1982]

burp shut up last one LOL

[furQ]

... and the fucker sank!

[thelearner60]

'Because its the fucking end of the world.'

[the13thmoon]

You cannot float on a bogey.

[thelearner60]

'Bogie's are not seaworthy.'

[Professor6871]

@thelearner60 That right who'd go to sea on a bogie fuckling nobody would. The funniestt drunken rant ever that.

[Jefro999]

ha scientific term

[thelearner60]

'Lobsterismus Bummer Kissmus.' I tried once too get a sicky with that.

[hricardojh]

Brill vid of them 2 it was so funny I posted this to all m8s and they all found it hilarious

[GeezaGooderz]

Lets face it... The Lobsters fancied her bum..

[youandyamum]

Jane was a fantastic bird.

[monkeycrud]

don't test any longer. so funny

[furQ]

up went the lobsters.. BOING

[truespyfan]

All time classic...

[chelseamatt]

Brilliant belch from Dudley at the beginning LOL

[xbobstarx]

funny as fuck you carnt beat this with a stick...........

[billyconnearly]

Improvising Genius from two guys that were, when all is said and done were - with all due respect - were off their tits! What a pair of original cunts!

[billyshitcheese]

incredible

[ClueSign]

Sweet charming shy mysterious girl

[badrobot101]

Her arsehole was completely blocked by Spanish revolutionaries. Oh sorry, that was Joan Crawford.

[billyconnearly]

How dare you malign the memory of Joan Crawford!!? She was above reproach! - and anyway.... they weren't Spanish Revolutionaries - they were (mainly) budgies!

[thechunyone]

what are you talking about

[thelearner60]

No it wasn't they got lost down there cos they didn't have any maps of her insides.

[TheAverageFox]

Boiiing, straight up her arsehole. hahaha

[maniacluke]

Well i think she bought them on herself didn't she?

[gilliesb]

total wonderful insanity

[strangevideoman]

this has just cheered me right up!

[zzzontar]

"lobsterissimus bumakissimus"

[captcowballs]

malibu yeah malibu de bum bum

[OzBeastRabban]

Love the constant belching!!

[davedwardsmarine]

My friend was introduced to Anthony Newley who introduced himself with a flourish, extended hand and " Anthony Newley" to recieve the reply "and what do you do"?

[geffel]

she's got lobsters up 'er cuuunttt...

[adderat]

pure gems,making heaven a happier place.

[shibumi10008]

"Comm 'er toes to 'er 'ed"! Comatose!

[nickeax]

I don't think I'm hearing Peter Cooke's best here. I'm hearing the genius of Mr. Moore though.

So sad that two such great men should have dies soooooo early. I hope they have found Mr. Chapman up there too... :-(

[TheDebate1]

you must be kidding!!!! pete makes dud seem like ernie wise

[dugair]

It is a well known fact (you gristly little turd) that Mr. Graham Chapman does not now, nor has ever taken up residence (living or dead) in Jayne Mansfields arsehole!  Your feeble, pathetic weak-knobbed attempt at spreading Jaynes arsecheeks er

[jomaxi82]

genius, totally improvised, ya can hear dudley moore trying not to crack up! hahaha

[theocean1973]

"lobsterisimus bumerkussumus"

absolutely insanely funny

[Trencomtrink]

Genious no other word can describe these c***s

[ExMachine]

Who are you to call them c**nts, you fu**ing c**nt?

[papalazerus22]

well i was defending my fucking self wer'nt i !!!!

[imikev3i]

you fucking what?!

[papalazerus22]

i was fucking defending myself !!! ???

[imikev3i]

you fucking cunt cunt

[kff]

You fucking fucking cunt cunt.

[Faeden]

I know what they are doing now, sitting on a cloud in heaven drinking gin and calling the angels cunts. Greatness.

[Professor6871]

@Faeden God I hope their doing that up there.

[the13thmoon]

what no one will tell you is that this duologue

Was actually written by Queen Victoria while

having her hair hennaed in 1895 in a tea shop in

Upper Bottom,when she was bored-She was quite

poetic,actually but how Del and Clive got hold

Of it,who knows...I think they tweaked it a bit.

[jh06dr]

That is indeed true.

[the13thmoon]

What no one will tell you is that this duologue was actually written by Oscar Wilde after he

visited London's east end in the 1890's or so I've been told-i think it has the familiar Wildean wit and acerbic charm and i believe it although Del and Clive probably updated it a bit-apparently it's a fragment of a discarded play.

[Gayunderweather]

Bollocks!

[the13thmoon]

No?I must have been misinformed by D.P.Gumby,then...Your refutation is witty,though

[hirdy6]

NO,no be fair,be fair!!!

[DEFRATTLE]

top class!!

[elliotssleeping]

Great stuff,takes me back to the 70's, happy days. RIP both