Voltaire-Cantina

[McRtakeoffyourskin]

*is now a fan of starwars*

[animehunter23]

* checks to see if they sell voltaire CDs in stores *

[rainbow13freak]

@icedragonxl4 You are probably down in Jabba's place atm.. we are in Mos Eisleys' cantina..

[icedragonxl4]

I'm pretty sure the slave girl was Leia lol. Poor girl.

[Warcoat500]

@icedragonxl4 Leia is human not a twilek :P

[icedragonxl4]

What is this song supposed to mean? I really don't understand anything of this song.

[4sostrander]

@icedragonxl4 Have you ever seen Star Wars?...

[theamazingmaymay123]

@icedragonxl4 he's being raped by some of the people in star wars.

[shankful1]

i wasnt really paying attention to the song. then i started listening to it. was like

O_o | | |@|

[Aelesis]

I can't believe I managed to stop myself from rofling.

[Kakashifangirl53190]

i can't decide if he made star wars a million times funnier or a million times harder to watch lmfao!!!! love it <3

[zeroreaper16]

After i heard this song i rewatched Star Wars and when it came to the cantina scene i couldn't stop laughing

[AngryChamois]

Still less shocking and disgusting to Star Wars fans than the prequel trilogy, am I right people?

(spoilers: I am right)

[LifesLikeAMadHouse]

-walks over to a corner and curls up in a ball- so.....so...so scary....star wars will never be the same o.o...

[SadamSkywalker]

Noooo!!! my childhood is ruined! :/

[iDiskostixx]

Star Wars will never be the same ._.

[freegoldfree]

@iDiskostixx ikr



[DarkCrystalSage]

*died from Laughing, and the images*................

Sebastian: *shakes head*Felicia....

Itachi: Keep her dead.

[nekofire]

@__@ Oh.......wow ....um.... i don't think I'm ever going to see star wars the same way again

[NightshadeIsis]

*Curls into a fetal position sucking her thumb and trying to fight the nightmares.* But...yet laughing at the same time.

[nekofire]

@NightshadeIsis bwahaha this is win

[Sjotland]

This is not funny at all... not funny at all if you haven't seen Star Wars xD

Okay maybe a bit funny... but funnier if u have!!!

[TasselledWobbegong]

This is probably the most literal way to rape my childhood, but it's honestly got to be the most fun I've had with Star Wars since then.

[Garren16]

I can actually feel my childhood dying...

[KaiserSoze679]

@tharailwaydra He did that deliberately cause this song was written in a country music style, so he was doing his best to mimic a southern twang... and did a pretty good job of it, in my books.

[albanmaster]

im going with him every week (Y) <3

[cutman15]

Proof that no one likes Voltaire, they love him... a LOT

[retrothefox]

*dies laughing*

[tharailwaydra]

its weird that voltaire sounds like a southern in this song, makes me feel awsome to be southern too! >.<

[Gleowyn]

My respect towards Voltaire just raised to a level OVER 9000! And also, I pretty much laughed my ass off.

[Mropticalgreen]

did he just say they storm trooped him in the pooper?

[Monseigneur001]

This is REALLY disturbing.

I think I would throw up, if I weren't laughing so much.

[optimusprime2008]

A Star Wars ass orgy. My life is now complete.

[ZeroWires13]

@optimusprime2008 Best...quote...ever XD

[EvilBakaCat]

cantina..... cos everyones gay for voltaire? O_o

[Resurfaceful]

@EvilBakaCat

Yes =D

[BiologicalStutation]

Listening to this for the first time on a packed train with an accompaniment of horrified expressions was an amusing experience XD

[Johnnythat1dude]

His ass must really hurt after all of this.

[MrsCamui]

@Johnnythat1dude Apparently not if he keeps coming back. XD

[Johnnythat1dude]

Or they kept him there since his awesomeness was the best thing they had seen.

[Lmeansdie]

en

[trizable]

this gave me the most demented mental image ever.... :/

[killaspongebob666]

han solo came first

[SandDemon64]

@killaspongebob666 He doesn't actually say that Han came >.> so gredo might have came first xP

[xDarkAngelQueenx]

Omg it´s too funny o_O!!!!

[TallestNak]

O.O LoVe tHiS SOnG

[OmegaUnit333]

im sorry but i just lost about half of my respect for voltaire......

[aesutton]

@OmegaUnit333

if you're too unintelligent to get voltaire's humor then you do not deserve to even know his name, fool.

[KadettKrock]

So f***ing awesome!! I love it! :D

[KarrMcDebt]

As a Star Wars fan, I'd be seriously offended,...IF I wasn't laughing so hard!

[yyhlover]

So nasty, but hilarious!

[PliskinNH]

and then he "ooh-tah too-tah"-ed me with his zucchini

[RJtheUndefined15]

6 people visited the cantina

[Kiahsobyk]

tl;dl



[Garren16]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHh that was the sound of my childhood dying.

[EllionVcall]

sooo funny...omg wow fuck my tummy hurts from laughing

[insidejokesarelame]

look up star wars cantina by richard cheese

[SynysterGatesofHell]

Oh Tom Waits...

[witheredfairy]

I didn't hear any Star Trek references in this song. I mean the people saying things like "I don't mind this song" or "I'm a trekkie and I love this"...

[dTXovoXTb]

I can't stop listening to this song. XD

[TheEmoHamster]

This is Star Wars......Star Wars....star wars...*curls into a fetal position*starwarsstarwarsstarw­ars....

[nekofire]

@TheEmoHamster *pat pat* there there

[ClichedNameFTW]

It's okay Voltaire I didn't really need those fond childhood memories anyway.

[xMadamxRaynax]

everytime i hear this i cant stop laughing! even as a Star war fan XD

[lu4y4pants]

I was face-palming the whole time the song was playing.

[JBdeneen]

6 people are obviously trekkies...

[CharismaticMom]

@JBdeneen Hey! I'm a trekkie and I love this song. You don't have to be a trekkie to dislike it.

[JBdeneen]

@CharismaticMom as am I.

[killaspongebob666]

@JBdeneen dont be mad, hes just yearning for thumbs up because he never got enough attention as a child.

[TechUnadept]

O_O

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe­eeeeeee*

[NoahandSpencer]

He's starting to sound like the gangbanged rave girl.

[Evilguf]

@dll0990 He's a Gothic artist, atleast. Frankly I didn't hear the entire song, but most of his tracks are Gothic, I believe. The CD "Boo-hoo", "The Devil's Bris", "Almost Human" and "Then and again" seem more or less all gothic ^^

[dll0990]

What Genre of Music is this? Country or Alternative?

[Evilguf]

@dll0990 Gothic ;) 

[dll0990]

@Evilguf Really cuz What I heard Was That this Was eathier Country or Alternative

[Revysno]

@dll0990 Gothic Folk Music

[Revysno]

@dll0990 Gothic Folk Music

[dll0990]

@Revysno Gothic Folk Music?

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

@dll0990 its called darkwave

[dll0990]

@xxdomoxxkunxx I thought The Song was called: "Cantina"

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

@dll0990 im talking about the genre

[WolfStorms44]

what they did to his nipples was no no...

[sirdrake95]

lol

[coollord300]

im never going to that cantina

[emmyisdaboss]

Voltaire's such a nerd...

It makes me so proud. :D

[jaknife99]

@emmyisdaboss It makes me horny....

[PsychoticGeek23]

This hilarious..... but i'm having the same reaction I had listening to The Sexy Data Tango. NEVER WATCHING STAR WARS THE SAME WAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!

[MKDMagi123]

One phrase : #LOL

[cooltjh4]

lol this is awesome

[tthething]

what the fuck the lyrics lol

[sithico]

try not to get shot by a smuggler,or thug or felon or mercenary or assassin or bar tender or get your are chopped off by a retired Jedi by the way the song is awesome

[Shazzoir]

Bloody hilarious!

[Arctic2]

Sadly it makes sense they cloned em gay. No random off spring, plus "unity" to the army... disturbing...

[Lexx777]

6 ppl got it bad at the cantina :))

[Fridaythe18th]

@Lexx777 34% of statistics are wrong

[AQWThatWeirdNoob]

@leaderofstarclan That is most definently not what the song is about. It's about how Star Wars influenced most of what he has done to his life.

[TheTollingBelle]

XD Try playing this song in a public place, or just in front of your friends. You get the FUNNIEST reactions...

[TheTollingBelle]

I couldn't breathe during the "Waking up next to Chewbacca" part... and everything before and after... XD Love Voltaire!!! <3

[Cajaquarius]

Christ, it is like he channels 4Chan for this song.

[PsychoticGeek23]

@Cajaquarius I bet he gets inspiration from 4chan XD

[LordOfTheSevenDarks]

and they each took turns stormtrooping me XD

[smoogirl]

the 'V' in the name looks like a flytrap =3

[yalinegurl1]

I'm a Star Trek girl, but this song is pure gold!

[AQWThatWeirdNoob]

@yalinegurl1 Star Trek was one of his favorite shows growing up, and still is. xP

[yalinegurl1]

@AQWThatWeirdNoob

I know, I'm totally buying Banned on Vulcan this Christmas ;)

[AQWThatWeirdNoob]

@yalinegurl1 I'll try too, but if I can't, then whatever.

[PrinceCurtis]

OMFG this sooo wrong. I'm listening again.

[camisadokiller666]

220 people still go there every week ;)

[Legionsadvocate]

The 6 ppl that disliked this must've had the same experience in the Cantina

[ZeHeinousDanish]

@Legionsadvocate And they still go back every week

[Delsch89]

This is the funniest and best song I've ever heard. First time I heard it I really went O.O though. :D

I love how you can actually hear the terror in his voice as he sings.

[miesrah12]

@ehhyeth Amen

[UCHIHAxPRIDE]

Holy crap im showing this to my star wars obsessed friend i hope he gets pissed

[PrinceCurtis]

@UCHIHAxPRIDE He'd like it if he has a good sense of humor. And represent from the Konoha side and stuff....

[toorimaSMG]

i wonder how much hate mail he go for this lmao

[SatanisaBeaverShark]

This is horrible... *faves*

[matagy]

Now, this is the funniest thing I have heard in a long, long time.

[hermesthegod1]

@matagy

Yeeeeeeeah...

It's my cheer-up song

[TheSardonicist]

But the question is... Did Han shoot first?

[camisadokiller666]

Lol! The end is brilliant!!

[ResponsLive]

If i ever wanted to go to the Star Wars world when i was a kid. I really regret it now....O___________O ;)

[hermesthegod1]

@ResponsLive

Yup. EVERY minor (and a few major) character is gay.

And also, there exists an ENTIRE ARMY of gay troopers

Whew. Imagine the orgies...

[MsCaptainShannon1]

Good God... That song rocks xDD 

[DrusillaMorwinyon]

Oh, my got! xD Great!

[ZimMan2]

What has been heard......

....cannot be unheard.

[technojonneh]

He had way too much fun writing this xD

[wrarwimadragon]

@technojonneh It's a song about having an orgy with a bunch of Star Wars characters, there's no such thing as too much fun!

[technojonneh]

@wrarwimadragon Quite so!

[wulfewhantsdinner]

Euhm..DOes he sing that jaba rapes him? O.o..Stil i fucking love this guy!

[wulfewhantsdinner]

Euhm..DOes he sing that jaba rapes him? O.o..Stil i fucking love this band!

[glowworm2]

Ha ha ha--this sounds like a country song! Perhaps this explains this famous line "Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

[coreyschannel1995]

@glowworm2 it has a couple of referances to country songs i think: 'it dont mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek'-kenny rogers and im sure there are others but i was too busy laughing

[kingbobchris]

this song is sick.

[narutoxfunny10]

@kingbobchris in a good way

[kingbobchris]

:onfire:

[JekHazit]

What is this that I am listening to?

[Jimmy666Vengeance]

@JekHazit its called epic-ness my friend ;)

[darthukas]

He wanted to destroy your childhood. lol.

[misterXcadaver]

I LOVE voltaire. But i love star wars too....I'm so torn....:( sad day

[mindgoesblank0]

*Cries* NOOO!! A Voltaire song that I don't like D';

[vaguelyhumanoid]

"I think his name was Tom Waits"... lol.

I love the last line... normally I'd be offended, but this is just too awesomely childhood-destroying.

[miesrah12]

@vaguelyhumanoid this is my childhood in a nutshell

minus the gay part

[kingbobchris]

lol this sonuds like a country song.

wait what king of music does volitare sing?

reply me back.

[Elderrion]

@kingbobchris a combonation of goth-rock and gipsy-goth

[Jioul23]

thats fckin gay.

[MetalAmaya]

@Jioul23 Pray tell me... What's "fckin"?

[wizardbaker]

wow...my gosh

[smallwize]

poor nipples XD



[KarikoUniko]

Oh... oh mai.

[DustinWhymark]

Who shot first? ;D

[someEsoldier]

@DustinWhymark

sorry, there is no havana in this galaxy far far away.

[greendaydude99]

fkin funny!!!!!

[Himbeermaedl]

omfg... first that south park episode with indiana jones, in ehich a storm trooper gets raped and now that song >___< im scared!!! help me get that mental images outa my head!!!!

[PrivatePikachu1]

I went to that cantina.........Now i go there every friday night!

[AgeofOblivian]

Well that's one way to go... Getting raped by Ben with a saber and by stormtroopers. Haha very funny song.

[TheHarryMason]

the only song of his i HATE x3x

[FraxinusDipetala]

Wow. He really wasn't kidding. This really is the worst one.

[Belosus]

You think this would be on his Banned on vulcan album

[Acksis666]

@Belosus Banned on Vulcan is about Star Trek. This song is about Star Wars :U

[Anomynos]

Bwahahahaha!!! Fucking funny!

[emmyisdaboss]

Star Wars...

Voltaire...

*fangirl squeal*

[i010001]

Rule 34 in audio from!

[archxnight]

nice.

[kbahr527]

0__________________0

[Spiderzrulz17]

This song is so drity. XD <3

[paperluigiman]

Who ever wants to go with me to the cantina raise your hands if not then Im going alone

[justbringitrocky72]

poor luke

[zombiesrcuming4u]

if you grew up with star wars this song will ruin your childhood XD

[Kukkii1337]

@zombiesrcuming4u I'm not bothered Georgie boy himself ruined it for me ;) this just keeps the good memories alive

[zombiesrcuming4u]

if you grew up with star wars this song will ruin your childhood XD

[finalbossmachinima]

@zombiesrcuming4u And we'll like it that way.

[finalbossmachinima]

@finalbossmachinima because it's fucking funny

[zombiesrcuming4u]

if you grew up with star wars this song will ruin your childhood XD

[HeureuxPommier]

the last line made me laugh so hard that fell over.