Why Taft Watches Ian Crossland

[BearMate]

i've watched this video for two years now and I love coming back to it. It cracks me up every time!!

[SwobyJ]

i miss taft

[knottedpeach]

Wait...seriously? WHT sitting in the oval office in a bean bag with Funyons (sp?), weed, Hendrix poster and...my personal favorite...White Rabbit playing in the background.

.....wow. :D As always, MCEC...kudos to you, my friend.

[sneakypreacher]

Was Taft smoking a blunt?

[matrixcmitech]

this vid RAWKS so HARD.

[mastergunner99]

I felt the need to piss my pants, so I decided to watch this video one more time. Even funnier the second time around.

[justwatching1980]

slow to start, but once it got going, this was funny. hilarious. and i love it.

[931jem]

yeah Taft!!

[Colinnnnnnn]

If time as we know it is coming to an end I won't have to waste mine by watching Ian.

[dscefonas]

Utilize what?

[dscefonas]

FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

[BigFatCrossMack]

Taft and I would get along really well i think. We could get together and make some electrical connections.

[ktzeroii]

LOL omg Taft!

[Junkheadnews]

great vid lol and i can't feel my face too

[ballsack8000]

this movie gets 8000 ballsacks up!  Congrats!

[mcelectricchair]

8,000 ballsacks up - i think that was the name of Bob Barker's "neuter-a-thon." thanks for the seal of approval, brother!

[HypnoSurf22]

why of all presidents is Taft so popular?

[vanawesome]

cuz taft is the shit!

[mcelectricchair]

probably because of the mustache. and also the obesity - kids love a jolly, facial hair wearing president.

[guidotnb]

William Howard Taft was my 7th Cousin 4 times removed <i><b>AND</b></i> my 9th Cousin 4 times removed--We have 2 sets of common ancestors. It blows my mind every time I think of it.

[mcelectricchair]

if william howard taft was my cousin, i would print a t-shirt to that effect, and wear it every single day for the rest of my life. you sir, are a prince among men.

[NietzscheNu]

Taft!!!!!*****

[BritFilmLover3]

That was fucking hilarious! Well done, Sir!

[YaleSkulls]

you are cool dude keep up the good work :)

Kind regards

Silvercoffeesurfer

[YaleSkulls]

this movie is awesome :)

before two days i was going to bed, tried to get some sleep, remembered this movie and tried to refrain from laughing till i snorted with laughter

AAAAHHAAAAAAAAAA

[philipsidney]

mcelectricchair, check out the new vid by MediocreFilms, "Gomer's Dilemma." They've totally ripped off President Taft.

[LiaRaye]

Wacky....bizarre....and yet....I cannot tear myself away... ;)

Nah man, the video is funny and so are the comments XD

[KingUmbele]

My favorite so far. Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a better director than an actor...you know, the Woody Allen syndrome. Let the cardboard cut-outs do the talking.

[mcelectricchair]

i completely agree - i've been thinking of taking my channel in that direction. thanks for dropping by man - you're one of my favorites.

[MBRHIndustries]

hahaha

[littlepandaexpress]

LMAO!!! literally!!!

[johnofjordan]

That was amazing!!!!!

[badbunny]

HAHA

[delatexan]

I think I got high just from watching this! Dude....

Soo...why do people watch him again?

[ravenlaughs]

Excellent! Well done! HAHA!

[RE8978]

Beautiful....

[triciakitty]

You ooze with brilliant EVIL MCEC! This is awesome!

5/5 and a favorite!

[missuscake]

Taft is a raft to the future

[jnk0312]

Gosh! I take one...just one day off YT and you post a video XD haha...funny video man, i like you editing style.

A 20/20 vision...i wish i could see as clear as him...maybe some opium will help

[beefybee]

freaking brilliant. subbed!@

[vanawesome]

hahhahahhaha. Good ol taft. "utilize what?" "Time" "oh" hahahhahhahahhah. so funny man. I think taft and baio need to get together and rock one out.

[Gimmeabreakman]

That is an EXCELLENT IDEA!

[ImGoinNuckinFuts]

Funions!

[mcelectricchair]

the snack treat of choice of all morbidly obese former presidents.

[thedayibecameaghost]

Hot damn, Taft is one crazy dude.

[mcelectricchair]

he sure is - don't make the same mistake i did by letting him crash on your couch for a few days. those few days turn into months - and before you know it, all your cream, lunch meat and liquid smoke vanish forever from your cupboards.

[SwobyJ]

:D awesome!

[AmberellaS]

I'm the opposite of Taft.. I watch Ian first thing in the morning hehe

[mcelectricchair]

ah, so i see you abide by the "two joints" lifestyle. hats off!

[clayLavl]

friggin cool...i'm a subscriber!

[kraznadar]

LOL!

This is hilarious!!! You're awesome MCE...

[kraznadar]

C...

[mcelectricchair]

thanks! i plan to bask in my awesomeness for the remainder of the weekend!

[ournationalspace]

Taft will understan - NO - Taft understands! :-) 5 stars!

[mcelectricchair]

he's a very heavy man, and no one understands him but his moustache.

william howard taft.

(thanks for the five stars)

[Gimmeabreakman]

I love you Taft! You sexy tub of love!

[dscefonas]

SexAAYyy

[withanoxgoad]

hahah i love the funnions. haha

[magic9man2]

"utilize what?" "time" "oh" lol

[ColPicklejar]

Ahhh Taft...I believe your entire life/presidency was merely a prologue to these glorious videos!

[mcelectricchair]

indeed - this is the second coming of taft, as prophesied in the necrominon!

[MGABBYB]

You are a crazy nut. And, I mean that in a good way...

[eire138]

5 STARS FOR TAFT.

[LoneStarr92]

"You just blew my mind." Very funny video, MCEC! I remember I watched a few of Ian's videos because Caitlin Hill made a video about him. >.> <.< :P

[Istolemyownusername]

brilliant!!

[DraculaVision]

The spirit of Monty Python lives!

[animalmedicines]

Can't believe you didn't properly rip into him for being an idiot!

[mcelectricchair]

you can't rip into crossmack! sure he's drug addled and incoherent, but he's one of the most entertainingly stoned guys i've ever encountered on the internet - and that's got to count for something.

[TheLeonShow]

VERY TERRY GILLIAMISH!

[mcelectricchair]

hopefully someday i can match his skill - i will practice each and every day until then! excelsior!

[travdog8]

LULULULUL!

[xanthus1]

Taft types with one hand... what a pro.

[mcelectricchair]

former president, supreme court justice, and one-handed typist.  he was most proud of the latter office.

[xanthus1]

lol :)

[bwhahrhr]

Watching Ian Crossland on Drugs is something I havent tried yet. Thank you Mr. Taft for this inspiration!

[mcelectricchair]

your in for a real treat. and for your first time, feel free to invite taft along. drug binging and crossmack viewing can get a bit trippy, and its nice to have a big fat former president there to keep you safe.

[Rockstarsean]

"Taft loves you, even if no-one else does"

[ariestheramone]

Taft is one of the many ian watchers who have to get wasted to understand anything ian says.

He is spitting out videos lately like used dental floss.

[GeniusRickyD]

Lucky for Taft he couldn't feel his face when he hit that guitar.

[mcelectricchair]

he did when he woke up - those electric guitar strings can cut you up good. unfortunately for taft, this isn't the first time this has happened. last time he passed out during a crossmack view-a-thon, his eyebrows were severed from his face.

[LexiBadger]

Five stars! Yessss!

Oh, btw... I thought White Rabbit was from the Jefferson Airplane days? Y'know, before they strapped on jet packs and upgraded to Starship status. :oP

[mcelectricchair]

my goodness, you're right!  i shall remedy this problem post haste! thank you most kindly for the correction.

[geroldkid]

So,that's how Taft gets his munchies! Taft knows what he watches!

[mcelectricchair]

yeah, one time taft got hammered and call crossmack, then proceeded to sob over the phone about how unattractive he had become. ian mumbled something about relativity, said he had something on the oven and then hung up the phone awkwardly. taft was crushed.

[AkbarTheGreat]

Oh my god...I have the SAME GUITAR AS TAFT

[prestonflame12]

fake lol

[AkbarTheGreat]

....eh?

[prestonflame12]

its a virtual guitar. so your guitar is virtual ?

[AkbarTheGreat]

I'll go through this slowly for you...that's called a pic...ture. And the model of guitar shown in that picture is the same as the model of guitar that I own.

[mcelectricchair]

no, i assure you - this is 100% real video footage captured from taft's office. as his official biographer, i'm privy to private moments such as this.

[mcelectricchair]

you and taft should team up and rock out in an upcoming video. currently taft's favorite 80's metal ballad is "rock you like a hurricane."

[AkbarTheGreat]

Unfortunately, I do not rock that much as of yet. And if I am ever to attain such rocking status, getting the guitar fixed would probably help; some dumbass managed to break it while tuning it.

[mcelectricchair]

alas, perhaps we shall rock in some future day. in the mean time, you might want to broker a deal with satan. all the best guitar players do that at some point in their career. he never disappoints when it comes to bloody-ear rocking!

[imtubester]

LMFAO!

[BasketsNcases]

I love how Taft's not even really sitting on that...bean-sackey..chair...th­ing, he's just kinda propped against it at an 120 degree angle, and then when he gets up, he just goes 'whhooop!' and rights himself. You'd have to hear how I said 'whhooop!' for that to make any sense. My real-life 'whhooop!' paints some intense visual imagery.

[mcelectricchair]

haha - if you listen closely, taft attempted to make a "whhooop!" sound, but the weight of his man-breasts only allowed for a weak "ugh."

[mastergunner99]

The level of genius here is astounding.

[imtubester]

2nd that

[mcelectricchair]

taft is a political and philosophical genius, and not one to be trifled with!

[mastergunner99]

Agreed. Taft is so damn cool, I'd let him piddle in my face.

[samsarajade]

LMAO!!!

[steady112]

o yeah!

[kremes]

That was hilarious. Highly well done.

[CousinoMacul]

Since <i>God is Gravity</i>, does that mean that God brought Taft down at the end?

;-D

[mcelectricchair]

taft was brought down by a combination of gravy, giblets and heavy whipping cream.

[slatersgarage]

Who's the sexy dead president who watches iancrossland?

Taft!

Damn right!

[mcelectricchair]

i heard as president that taft smoked a whole bunch of... shut your mouth!

but i'm talking about taft!

then lets smoke some opium.

[wjob48]

If only the current president would visit Iancrossmackland. Feed your head indeed!

[DocRusty]

I can't feel my face!

[mcelectricchair]

that's opium for you - and i hear you and taft have the same back-alley connection in shangai!

[DocRusty]

I taught that fat fool everything he knows about rear entry shennanigans! Re. The Great Ian, I watch him because anyone who is 'working on a theory of the universe, amongst other things' is nothing less than a comic genius. Even I don't make outrageous claims like that.

[philipsidney]

But DocRusty, wouldn't a good theory of the universe help us squeeze out the very last drop?

[bam121]

LOL

[XGreyViews]

LOL 5* man.

[OnefortheVine]

Taft, you are a truly underrated president.

[mcelectricchair]

indeed! he was not only the first president to inhale, he was also the first president to eat an entire turkey in less than 15 minutes! gizzard and all!

[dscefonas]

Cause he inhaled

[RjPh0enix]

That was awesome!

[NatJunkie]

lmao!