Why the hell would anyone go to the trouble of manufacturing this completely pointless rubbish? This is yet more evidence of the tyranny of the Internet age - where every moron has a video camera and the wish to inflict their vacuous, cretinous garbage on the unsuspecting public. Too harsh?
@jmm1233 I'll second that - a Cthulhu Hovis advert spoof would be absolutely brilliant. "Last stop on t'round was t'cyclopean city of R'lyeh. It were like taking bread to the outer limits of eldritch nightmare. It were a grand ride back, though, with dizzying vistas of non-Euclydian architecture and a sense of spectral whirling through liquid gulfs of infinity. Grandma Hydra and Old Dagon would have a pot o' tea and some 'ome made monstrous jelly, to go on sandwiches"
No, he's right--bread IS gay--we just don't use gendered nouns anymore in English. Everyone who speaks a Romance language knows the truth about bread.
Why the hell would anyone go to the trouble of manufacturing this completely pointless rubbish? This is yet more evidence of the tyranny of the Internet age - where every moron has a video camera and the wish to inflict their vacuous, cretinous garbage on the unsuspecting public. Too harsh?
HeathenLoveGod 7 months ago
@HeathenLoveGod Why would you go to the trouble of watching a fake bread advertisement?
Gewurzgurke 7 months ago
@HeathenLoveGod PS - how can you call THIS vacuous, cretinous or garbagey when 97% of youtube content is made up of this: watch?v=4DKBBcSr2iI
Gewurzgurke 7 months ago
completely 37 seconds of my life and a click doing that
TheJuicyfruitx 8 months ago
I had to lmao. Not at the stupid "parody" which isn't funny at all, but at the comments
Gettinbuzz 10 months ago
yep this doesn't even seem offensive to hovis(gd/ bad for spoof thats meant to mock something)
fierygal58 1 year ago
you should have gone with a hovis lovecraft cthulhu spoof if you wanted horror , "iae yorkshire ole cthulhu loves ta taste "
jmm1233 2 years ago 2
@jmm1233 I'll second that - a Cthulhu Hovis advert spoof would be absolutely brilliant. "Last stop on t'round was t'cyclopean city of R'lyeh. It were like taking bread to the outer limits of eldritch nightmare. It were a grand ride back, though, with dizzying vistas of non-Euclydian architecture and a sense of spectral whirling through liquid gulfs of infinity. Grandma Hydra and Old Dagon would have a pot o' tea and some 'ome made monstrous jelly, to go on sandwiches"
BonVoyeur1 1 year ago
i'm still waiting for the joke
evieapollo 2 years ago 11
i was hoping to see some hot trademans entrance spoofing ...
CADAVERHUSK 3 years ago
spoofs are supposed to be funny, this is just shit
BenLaParole 3 years ago 6
Thats what i was thinking, theres nothing even remotely funny about this
xxrobfalconxx 3 years ago 2
I agree. Silly really
Mafamooshu 3 years ago
I sence an Emmy..
BassDudeBear 3 years ago
INCREDIBLE
trotteruk53 3 years ago
how was that funny.... maybe while you were making it but come on
pennywise2k6 3 years ago 5
what a bunch of saddos you lot that are slagging the spoof...whatsamarrawithyalad..get some hovis inside ya boy...it'll give thee a sence of humour.
popadop5 3 years ago
what a wank spoof
russell5150 3 years ago 2
Wow...you must be in production,that was incredible.
Bravo!
marts500 3 years ago
Usually spoofs have a point... or humour... this is useless.
Mysterious0Bob 4 years ago 17
not exactly 'incredible' is it?
bluedingo06 4 years ago 3
i dont get it!!!!
daisygrant 4 years ago 2
aww i loved this- clearly Gnimaerd has already done this Gewurzgurke tour because your comments are everywhere!
purplelissie1 4 years ago
Very clever.
ten71pop 4 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha! That was funny, in an understated way. Nice work.
angron1980 4 years ago
supposed to be funny? gaaaaay
nick1ovey 4 years ago
It's gay? HOORAY! I had no IDEA inanimate objects could have a sexual orientation, let alone a non-heterosexual one! What a novel idea!
Gnimaerd 4 years ago 2
No, he's right--bread IS gay--we just don't use gendered nouns anymore in English. Everyone who speaks a Romance language knows the truth about bread.
funkmike 4 years ago
wtf?
TNBCmad 5 years ago
Gut ja
TratTiurf 5 years ago