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  • Tory and Proud! Never voted Labour. Never will.

  • David Cameron when he was younger...

  • 2:02 hehehe

  • 0:05 The same gormless look as all Tory MPs and Supporters

  • Tory scum.

  • So fucking accurate. XD

  • The comments on here are very political!! The only thing I will say is this. Labour fucked up and pissed all our money away, and that moron brown sold off all our gold reserves and left us deep in shit! The Tories are trying to get us out the shit that labour put us in, but are really hurting everyone in the process! They would be able to do things better if they weren't in government with the gormless party!! But all in all I will never vote again as both parties have fucked me over!! Capitali

  • I love it how he patronizes the mother by saying ''it is no good throwing money at the problem'', and pointing at her during the word ''problem''.

    That is a typical Tory mentality and wonderfully parodied by Enfield.

    Both Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse are brilliant satirists and there is so much truth to a lot of their comedy. However exaggerated.

  • It's funny that everything he is saying makes complete economic sense.

  • @stevethepirate12 well, that is the torys all over :P

  • tory scum.

  • Michael Gove is Tory Boy!

  • just like david camron

    lol

  • Whenever I hear the word 'increase' I always think of this.

  • just think someone voted these fuckers in power

  • The Liam Fox business demonstrates why I don’t vote Tory any more.

    I’m fed up with the party pretending to be anti-homosexual, only to be FULL of ex-public schoolboy fudge-packers. For God’s sake, that sort of activity is OK for horseplay in the showers when you’re 14, but it’s NEVER supposed to be the basis of a whole lifestyle! FILTH, all of them! The BNP will get my vote from now on. Simple-minded proles to be sure, but at least they keep their todgers away from other men’s anuses.

  • Every major scientific association confirms that homosexuality is just as normal as heterosexuality, and can't be changed. Diversity is natural- like skin colour and eye colour, sexuality varies. Sexuality of humans varies, and homosexuality is simply a different place on a common human sexuality spectrum. The healthiest way to deal with homosexuality is to accept it- attempts to change it lead to depression, self abuse and suicide. You hate homosexuals, but what exactly is so terrible about it?

  • @SuperTruth77 Simple minded? Well I guess the BNP is the party for you after all.

  • @bertyUK Feel sorry for you. Your so lost.

  • tdkzreo ha ha this made me laugh harry enfield comic genius!junysaerus

  • @bertyUK You say banker this..banker fucking that, i say labour this,..labour fucking that yawn. As for my inaccurate analysis why is it a worldwide finacial crisis dickhead? i didnt know labour ran the world.Inferior me? No i 'd only be inferior if i had people with names like BNPtapwater ,BNPrenaisance etc amongst my subscribers list.i cant believe i gave one of your kind the time of day .Uggh never again.no more sad,mixed up 31 yr old nazis replying plz i only do real politics.

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  • David Cameron in his younger days...

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  • lmfao harry enfield is the man anyway can someone tell me how you economise runiing a house with rising electric and gas costs and food costs to boot on £67.50 a week?????

  • this guy would fit right in in the usa.

  • this was fitting for thatchers tories but i tell you what the new tories seem more socialist than new bloody labour, and new labour seem more like the old tories of the 80's and the liberals... well who ever gave a fuck about the liberals, i am pro communism and socialism and i find cameron seems to have the right principles, it's that cunt osbourne i would watch to fuck everything up

  • And they voted him in as Prime Minister

  • Although lets face it, the terms 'Conservative' or 'Liberal' don't mean anything anymore, they're all just the same, boring and grey.

  • @tantawi1992

    Fuck you. The only good tory is a dead one.

    Nothing personal of course. 

  • The Sun: 'Tory MP Touched My Breasts'

    Think yourself lucky - he fucked the rest of the country.

  • He looks like Harry Potter

  • It's Michael Gove

  • This is clearly just a sketch and is also clearly an exaggeration, but sadly, there is a lot of truth to it. it shows that the tory mentality is about keeping people in their place and not allowing social mobility. gosh, i hate the tories.

  • MATTHER *pheewsighisd*

  • SOUNDS LIKE CHURCHILL

  • Proud Tory, and I love this.

  • While this sketch obviously is just a comedy sketch, people taking the mick of what he actually are stupid.

  • Is this based on William Hague?

  • slight resemblance of David Cameron? OF COURSE IT IS, WELL DONE MR ENFIELD, I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN ACT LIKE A TORI WITHOUT CRINGING :)

  • wow love how the top two comments are hating really hard, it is just a joke, get over yourselves....

  • @chuckmanbob Yup, sadly some people see a SATIRIST and think "Oh my, there's an honest representation of political criticism". It saddens me that some people are so goddamn stupid that they can't tell the difference between a ribbing joke and a political argument. Here's a clue: if you're laughing then it probably isn't a serious political proposition (New Labour's fiscal policies aside).

  • Tories, putting the N into CUTS

  • @wadewocks I agree! What are they doing? The total debt is now 148% of GDP and there still haven't been any net cuts. Public borrowing keeps growing every year! The UK spends more on paying interest on our chronic debt than our entire defence budget.

  • @wadewocks

    If only there were cuts old son/girl. Govt expendature is still going up. In light of the cuts you refer to (accepted) you might to think of why that might be....

  • @wadewocks touché

  • @wadewocks

    You should have made the most of the 13 years of profligate Labour.

    Billions upon billions wasted on fruitless projects. Noone can deny this.

    It breaks my heart to see the current state of Britain.

    The BBC stands between moving forward and demise.

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  • @bertyUK Are you one of those ghastly tory voting world economy ruining bankers by any chance? just asking because those greedy fatcats normally trot out bilge like your opening two sentences to cover there own tracks.Wasting money you say ? Well osbourne's cuts have worked wonders haven't they? Ha,ha.

  • @tankdrives2

    GHASTLY, NO I'M A TAXPAYER...envied by all the bitter, dissatisfied brits of paralysing stupidity who vote labour. Brown's tripartite banking reforms poisoned Britain. He was a fantasist of catastrophic failure.

    The Cuts? Remember how that vermin look-alike Byrne wrote a sickening note about "there's no money left"....

    So you think 13 years of labour or conservative made no difference. Paralysing stupidity.

    Labour ripped the "Great" out of Britain.

  • @bertyUK I'm a taxpayer to does mean i'm immune from accusations of ghastliness?,No my shit stinks the same as yours except i just dont use my 'tax payer' status as badge of nobility or of being in possesion of higher morals.'' the bitter, dissatisfied brits '' you say? you use the words 'vermin','failure' ''poisoned'' etc in your post,i'll leave it to others to decide whose the bitter one .Also cut down on the big words,your fooling noone,its 100% clear your politics are derived from the sun

  • @tankdrives2

    BIG WORDS?? PARDON ?

    "BANKER THIS....BANKER FUCKING THAT..." - CREDITORS WERE ENCOURAGED BY BROWN.

    HE WAS A FUCKING MANIAC.

    YOU COME ACROSS AS INFERIOR AND CLEARLY DESPISE SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE.

    You're above analysis is totally inaccurate which is where i end this pathetic little conversation.

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  • @wadewocks Ah the Tory party founded in 1678, dissolved 1834... Whatever became of those Witch hunters and puritans? Douche :P

  • My god harry enfield is a genius

  • Vote Tory Boy for PM. No increases without productivity.

  • I love how the dad just refers to him as 'Tory Boy' lol

  • Where would we be without you? MAH-velous. pphhhhh

  • @sy2pie capatalism doesnt work theres no such thing as it, neither does socialism, but the torys are still scum and always will be there to benifit your precious middle class and if the average man is handing out money to poor people whats so bad about that? do you not give to charity?

  • shite

  • harry is good comedian

  • comedy magic.

  • 16 people eat their breakfast in front of breakfast with Frost....

  • sy2pie uses the classic, "if my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle" defence. Thatcher was a disaster for the British soul, more specifically English soul if we want to be honest. A nation of property obsessed consumerist tosspots who even when capitalism falls flat on its arse, are happy to see it bailed out at the expense of services they actually need and that benefit society. I hope your negative equity bankrupts every one of you you morally vacuous sheep.

  • @Vennegoor10

    lol. What i said before answers that. Also, i dont agree with everything Thatcher done. However she solved the issues we needed to get out of a greater mess. Your blaming her for getting us out of some elses mess! Our budget was nearly even once she was out!

    Anyway a true capitalist wouldnt want bail out. This too big to fail SHIT is a socialist ideal and a total joke. Its also why the banks are getting away with it. Because they know our gov is too spineless to not bail them out

  • @TheMikeyReilly top lad, fuck the tory scum

  • @fishdontfry ...and not the socialist labour who put us AGAIN in so much debt we had to cut essential services to the working class? raised taxes which always end up losing growth and jobs? Also destroying the middle class so the average man cant make something of himself without having to pay for millions of people dependant on hand outs?

  • The Right need to learn how to fight dirty, socialists are walking all over them atm.....

  • 15 people are members of conservative future.

  • and you do not cross it!

  • and this is who we elected into power???

  • @redman8903

    no lol

  • i hate toffs

  • Hope you Like this! Harry Enfield

  • Holy shit memorys came flooding back when he said "no no this is the line and you do not cross it". I remember a whole chunk of my childhood again! yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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  • I love this sketch it shows brilliantly how these Tory rich bastards view the world.

    If its essential it must be a vocation.

  • @cushy1900 We're in government now and there's fuck all you can do about it :)

  • @cushy1900 Most tory voters are middle class or less. People who see that people should rely on themselves.

  • Had the Labour government listened to Tory boy, they might not have led the UK into shit.

  • @Taramriel Haha. Don't talk utter shit.

  • @TheMikeyReilly

    I don't want to take your job from you. Lord knows you need it in the current economic climate.

  • there should be more tory boy clips on youtube lol

  • ye cos this is so different from new labour, tony blair with his millions ye he's working class isnt he i will never vote labour again an i working class

  • this is david cameron as a child.

  • giggles

  • This was David Cameron as a child.

  • @mike7d7 lol lol lol!!! You should be nice to me!! I pay for your council house and your benifits!! Hopfully not for much longer lol!! Go back and sulk in your council house you twat!!

  • @79pudgeman mate i dont live in a council house you cunt, Im probs richer than you in fact , Labour made this country good unlike the tories who fucked up our industry,

  • @79pudgeman You ARE an absolute cunt. At least when the working class die, we will go to heaven. Say hi to Satan for me.

  • Reading these comments is CREEPY. Just a bunch of mindless sheep indoctrinated into early 20th century working class vs capitalist mythology.

    Try thinking for yourselves FFS!

  • @anyfekinnamewilldo well said labour is not labour anymore there not working class

  • Cameron is a twat.

  • I always vote Conservative as I am a hard working person and want a fair country! It's always the way. Labour fuck England up and conservative put it right. No more free rides for the lazy labour voting scum!!!!!!

  • @79pudgeman fuck off you posh cunt! go bust one over cameron, thatcher fucked up britain and made it a shithole in the 80s you fucking twat!

  • @mike7d7 thatcher wasnt bad! she was bloody better than tony blair and gordon brown and the new boring one who I cant even be bothered to remember about. Yeah she closed a lot of pits but atleast she was a leader. And she knew what she was doing, what she wanted, when and she got it. Our prime ministers do NOTHING these days. The only people she majorly made it difficult/horrible were the working class. Back in the 80s england was respected.

  • @BOOSHBOYDOM Are you forgetting her decimation of Ireland, Wales, Northern England and Scotland? Are you forgetting about all those Argentinians killed at her hands? What about the extreme levels of unemployment and her total destruction of the economy for anything North of London? She destroyed the country and its working class. You only didn't notice because you are a dirty, greedy selfish bastard.

    Try living on unemployment benefits for a while. Then you'll soon change your mind about her.

  • @TheMikeyReilly Argentina invaded British peoples homes and locked them up for nothing. Thatcher was better than the far left, just as Cameron is better than the Brown or red ed. I prefer a little more balance, the far left of labour is worse.

  • @warriorprince1010 The Argentinians were simply taking back what was rightfully theirs from the British Empire.

    "Far-left" of labour? Don't make me laugh.

  • @warriorprince1010 And at least the "far-left" of Labour want to help the poor - the poor who are poor in the first place because of Thatcher and the Tories.

    Just because you weren't affected by Thatchers evil wrath, doesn't make her good.

  • @TheMikeyReilly The far left created the unemployment that Thatcher was left with, same with Cameron. I agree the conservatives do not care for the poor, but the far left are even more cruel.

  • @warriorprince1010 Haha. You are so ignorant.

    For a start, there is no "far-left" in parliament. At all.

    Secondly, under Old Labour, unemployment was minimal due to nationalised companies. It was privatisation by Thatcher that created unemployment, not Labour.

    And unemployment wasn't "caused" by New Labour either. It was caused due to private companies and their greed.

    And how the left are "more cruel" is beyond me. Free healthcare, free education, jobs, a welfare system. How sick.

  • @TheMikeyReilly The record unemployment in the UK came under old labour, Wilson and Callaghan, check the stats. New Labour was Blair and he cut taxes to create jobs. Sadly Brown put millions onto benefits in the benefits for votes scandal. The BNP, Unions, Brown, Foot, Red Ed are all far left communists who want state slavery.

  • @warriorprince1010 Unemployment peaked in 1983-84 under, you guessed it, Thatcher. It then peaked in 1992-93 under Major, another Tory. So you asking me to check the stats has only disproved your argument.

    And your final statement "The BNP, Unions, Brown, Foot, Red Ed are all far left communists who want state slavery." just goes to show how stupid you really are and how little you know what your talking about. I'm a communist, so fuck off and learn something before talking to me again.

  • @TheMikeyReilly Unemployment peaked under Callaghan, Thatcher brought it down every year. It peaked under Brown at 5 million, half hidden on illness benefits. Brown thought they would vote Labour so he hid them there, sums up the evil of you communists. Treating people like ants.

  • @warriorprince1010 Haha. You have your figures messed up. 1983-84 was a Thatcher government, and was the time of the highest unemployment (12 million).

    Now give me your figures of at least a source.

  • @warriorprince1010

    Lets not forget that thought the country was a bit rough after Major the budget was FINALLY level...then labour got in and we owe trillions in debt now!

  • @TheMikeyReilly

    Im sorry i cannot be bothered to really argue with you because i get sick and tired of having this debate with my socialist/student brother but your incredibly ignorant. Privatization is the key to a strong country. Public jobs are funded by tax payer or national debt.

  • @sy2pie Then don't.

    And I'M ignorant? Fuck off! You're the one who thinks a country with 15% unemployed is a strong country.

    You people should be lynched for their views, and I seriously believe that. Your selfish greedy attitudes are evil, and a perfect example of gullible middle-class youths who have lived a sheltered life and will believe anything Tories will tell them.

    Let me tell you. My family and area were destroyed by privatisation. Just because your perfect English village never

  • @sy2pie got hit by privatisation, the whole of the North, and Scotland was. Steel? Coal? Ships? No more.

    My parents enjoyed their 3 years of unemployment, and their subsequently shitty-paid and low security jobs under a private company that took total advantage of them.

    So, next time you defend capitalism you snobby middle-class cunt, think about all those suffering from it.

  • @TheMikeyReilly

    First, Capitalism has never truely been practised. Government intervention has always messed up the free market. Second, the closest thing we have had to capitalism has brought more people out of poverty than any other political system, ever! Third, Thatcher was not perfect but she was having to clean up the mess from the previous socialist government. We were the sick boys of Europe. No more. Imagin how bad your family would have been if this mess wasnt sorted?

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  • @sy2pie

    A free market needs a referee as much as a football game needs a referee.

  • @Altiego yeah its called regulation, not government control or ownership of industry!

  • @sy2pie mate although privatisation has its good points, it alone in itself is not a good thing, and that's why this enraged lefty is ripping you to shreds. It is more important about what you achieve by the process. Private companies do not leech off the taxpayer, but enabling all of our assets to be sold abroad has weakened our economy in the long run and made us too dependent on our service sector, like the banks. The Germans have done the right thing and kept industry alive in the country

  • @Overfiend002

    Germany has indeed but is one example out of many many failed attempts. Your idea that he is "ripping me to shreds" is laughable. He hasnt even come up with a good response!

    I think some things should be state owned. Very few things however. Not only does private companies save tax but it creates wealth. Every socialist job created is dependant on the wealth created from the private sector (or DEBT).We have far too much and the state ofthis country is one of the results to that.

  • @sy2pie I meant to say "ripping into you" and I totally agree, but many service sector jobs are dependent on things going smoothly with the overseas operations. They are getting the export money while we are spending the import money. It's a tricky balance!

  • @Overfiend002 Private companies can spend money at home just as easily as the public sector, The problem is if the public sector fails they just pump more money into it because which evere politician that thought up the idea to make that service public cannot admit to being wrong. Often a politican has no idea about the world/economy and thinks up ideas which sound nice but just dont work. If the public sector fails then it goes bust...so it has to provide a good service

  • @sy2pie The reason why Germany in the past 20 years had high tax is the investment thant has to be put in to:

    1. Investment into the former East Germany

    2. Investment into East Berlin

    3. Prevent the former socialist republics such as Czech Republic Slovakia (then unified), Poland and that other country.

    Just tell the socialist idealies to SHUT THEIR CAKE HOLE!

  • @ROCKSOLID19 well said!

  • @ROCKSOLID19 wow, so simplistic and evidently negating any facts. good for you, using basic logic and applying it to a complex social situation. well done. F-

  • @chalkus U r gay?

  • @ROCKSOLID19 You're getting better... don't tell me, you have a dictionary and thesaurus right next to you.

  • @79pudgeman Labour created the NHS, presumably you think that fucked England up...You shouldn't be allied to ANY party forever, that's what totalitarians love, compliant drones who say they'll "always" vote for them

  • Didn't this guy recently make a silly speech?

  • "The house is adjurned." :)

  • My name is Gordon Brown and I want you all to believe I look out for the poor just please try to forget the 10p tax bracket!

  • David Cameron is doing a damn fine job.

    Glad I voted Conservative.

  • @Slapbass13

    Yes, He promised jobs but it taking them away....

  • the line has been drawn and you do not cross it XD the house is adjourned

  • I'd take tory boy over class warrior anyday.

  • tory is nice!

  • @julkakastrjulka well you aint'.

  • tory is nice!

  • tory is nice!

  • David Cameron is are prime minaster were going to go through some bad times with this posh cunt i say we shoot the silver spooned twat

  • Oh yes please. I can't stand that idiot. Killing poor foxes... :(

  • oh dem butthurt labour tears!

  • VOTE UKIP!

  • @JohnSmithTheSecond Fuck off you commy

  • Yes, free markets and individualism are major features of communism...

  • @zulufrancis You fail, oh...you're a troll.

  • @rimfa123 or it was a joke between friends and you a silly tory whore, go fox hunt you massive cunt flap

  • @zulufrancis Wow, that was so eloquent, tell me, have you considered hitting puberty yet? Tosser.

  • @rimfa123 yes considered it loads, just cant get there. i'll consult a doctor, while im there ill ask him about your giant tampon you stuck up cunt!

  • @zulufrancis your a dick but that was pretty good

  • L IS FOR LABOUR.

    L IS FOR LICE.

  • @drwalpurgis T IS FOR TORY.

    T IS FOR TWATS.

  • @LegendSF Nothing worse than a bad loser, son.

  • @LegendSF L is for Labour, L is for Lazy.

  • shame that harry enfield felt the need to stoop to bating the tories.

    i think less of him now.

  • @winty52 - i think he's got them down perfectly.. lol

  • @winty52

    Could have been worse; he could have stooped so low as to vote TORY.

  • One of the funniest comedy sketches ever,brilliant writing.

  • blue labour :D

    all the three main parties are only a front created to make the masses believe they have a choice ;)

  • OMG... Snowdrop has gone and made a video... Amazing! roflmao

  • My name is David Cameron and I eat working class babies... VOTE FOR ME!

  • @Sonik117 Im guessing your Labour mate?

  • Of course Cameron does not eat working class babies... don't you know that working class babies are crawling with lice? Urgh, who would eat one?

  • @Sonik117 G.Brown probably would have put working class babies on benefits for life.

  • @Sonik117 i'll vote 4 u

  • Hilarious from HE !

  • It's a comedy sketch so get off your fucking soap box!

  • this is my favorite video!

  • Wow, it's a young David Cameron!