Xtra Factor 2009 Episode 2 - Steve

[iampatrick74]

this is a gud thing. now millions of people knows he has a big junk

[mikez565]

he likely has a hernia enlarging his scrotum

[cheeriosrock1]

poor steve...

[girlinsing123]

that was cruel.. all the puns by the judges.. give him a break, he's already nervous enough, don't make it worse! he's old, and obviously is not doing that on purpose!

[cenestro]

Fear boner.

[karkrashful]

god damn his daughters are hot as fuck!

[amalraveendran119]

its so sad that a whole crowd laughing at an old man and the world including me is watching it.

[CerebralWTF]

Looks more like testicular inflammation or just his normal size. I can't remember ever seeing a ball-shaped hard-on.

[zerxolah]

poor Cheryl, it sounded like she was losing her voice

[ghostrider3911]

Ok guys...stop...Everyone is getting OVER EXCITED....hah...GET It? :D

[TheHaro16]

@ghostrider3911 the best part is that Simon did'nt see that until Cheryl told him... =)

[ghostrider3911]

@TheHaro16 xD

[KessTheIllusionist]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, OMG! but come on whos eyes will see that as soon as he walks on? DAM PERVERTS! lol

[metalic160]

reminds me of stewi and peter griffen hahaha

[gbannon2]

is that a toad or a boner???

[jjljstarbear]

omg... :L

[as110]

I don't think he had an erection. It looks like he is that size and just didn't wear the right underwear/pants. I guess he couldn't find a comfortable one.

[chaosgerbil]

The 'stand out' performance of X Factor 2009

[beansterman1998]

Looks more like a loaf of bread

[Anna5731]

HE PROBABLY JUST HAS A BIG DICK HAHA

[mkdfan1990]

I dont think thats a boner, I reckon he has got genital gigantism. :\

[The1CherylCole]

and simon looks at it at the end hahahahahhahahha

[The1CherylCole]

danni soooo loved it hahahahha and cheryl was disgusted hahahaha :D i died

[Nikowil1]

hes got a feeling deep inside alright (its in the last part of the song) click on the part at 2:21

[Nikowil1]

i dont think he relizes why everyone is laughing and not looking at him lol

[mistapouchon]

BTW (NO HOMO ) BUT HE WAS NOT HARD !!!!!!

[NinjaHotel]

Little Steve's just being rude! Let your master be in control!

[streetvanbloom1234]

50 YEAR

OLD BONER! how much grosser could it get?!

[TheKourosh1990]

I BLAME HOLLY FOR THA T

[kristenstewart536]

lol

[madiana10]

his cock needs the 2 girls judges lol

poor man lol

[MrZulfikar78]

yes he does have the full package.....

[helensb1981]

co za asy!

[patricklip95]

haha pmsl

[Cstigter95]

Sad but funny!

[kelystrauss]

1:21 --- PRICELESS!!!! hahahaha

[roxasnriku1]

"i just dont think you have the full package"

LOL?

[SmileyAndGrumpy]

It's illegal on our TV here in england but it's soo hilarious when one happens

[th3pope4scopin]

its like she's never seen one before...hmmm...

[missburnsx]

yeeeah just a bit OVER EXCITED lol at choooo!

[Gijops]

that's not a boner it's more like a nut tumor lol

[desleyloves30stm]

So Sad Thats The Camera Zooming in

[shadowblitz237]

Why does the camera keep zooming in on it?

[Ratacon2004]

This guy is going to be laughed at any where he goes for the rest of his life.

[falks941]

LMAO at Cheryl at 3:10. hahahaahaaah she looks scared XD

[whb786]

@ 1:52 Simon " It's getting worse". Of course it's getting worse, Cheryl Cole was looking at him.

[corteze8264]

Besides him having a boner lmao his daughters are fucking hot!!!

[kbkozlev]

WELL I DON'T BLAME HIM... IS SHERYL COLE

[TheDaisydukes123]

@kbkozlev

sorry to break it to you but thats not how you spell cheryl

[kbkozlev]

@TheDaisydukes123 well sorry :D u got my point anyway :D

[reynolds7890]

cheryl was thinking why cant ashlys cock be that big

[charliebarrettsmusic]

awwwwwwwwwwwww, poor guy! :) thats is very funnnny though!!! :L

[xXxIpodGirlxXx]

omg i actually cant believe that!!!

[L2F5C]

''I just don't think you have the full package'' LEGEND <3 :'))))

[taz7491]

lol dermot fliches at 2.11 as if he's about to get hit =0 lmao

[soulcaliburkid]

cher cole

[tottnet]

omg 1:20

[94mevans]

he was just having a hard time

[fabil6]

I honestly don't blame him

[xXxLDLTxXx]

NEVER LAFFED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE.. AND THE JUDGES MADE ME LAFF MORE!!

[PrincePoppycockLover]

well at least we know Simon isnt gay... xDDDDD

[chrisiesim1]

I love how dani relises straight away, well we all know where she looks first now :P

[abigailisace123]

:') Well done Loui!

[ChicKa0311]

I love how Cheryl at the beginning she had no idea why everyone was laughing hahahaha then she just gasped OMG.. hilarious!! Poor guy!

[chrisiesim1]

i find it hilarious at 1:20 when cheryl just gasps! haha

[paigeb2009]

"not even in the shower"

[Arkinko1]

OMG hahahah poor guy :DD 

[pantstelly93]

IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!­

[mkdfan1990]

Did he have gigantism or something?

[nikole921]

2:37 hahahahahahahaha man! the laughter on that guy! hahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhaha­ha

[Ghood000]

x factor went to damm far this time

[snowbell010]

"I don't think you have the full package."

LOL!!

[juvi9000]

HAHa can't believe Cheryl didn't notice the boner on the begining

[sparda2005]

1:21 aahaha... cheryl has the best reaction ever... and she's so hot? :P like?

[sparda2005]

@sparda2005 1:20

[lolypop555265]

lol the first half second has simone cowell brushing his teeth :D

[ShockinLaura]

lol @ Cheryl's reaction xD

[rodman332]

If this ever happens to you, tuck it under your belt when you have the chance haha

[greenpeacemyass]

I think he took it pretty well..

[ItachiUchiha004]

the song choice did not help him...

[BrainstormerXV]

Steve's got 4 hot daughters!!! Damn!!! Say what you will about Steve, but few men have what it takes to inspire a look of awe like that (from Dani, Cheryl and of course his daughters). .

[7MRsilkgrow]

@BrainstormerXV no way man the one in from the left has the biggest nose i have ever scene, its a nose job waiting to happen

[cOoLiOmEhXxX]

That's very funny lol :)

[tigerchicka5050]

boner steve! XD

[feezy173]

louis' comment is hilarious

[movidablue]

.... Well the ladies are gorgeous!

[idiotkrati]

seriously, this cant be true, this is a set up to make PR for the show. come on..

[IMaximusDMI]

The man's got a gift. Just not for singing.

[7MRsilkgrow]

@IMaximusDMI its goliath's penis

[sussexking]

funny, and sad at the same time LOLOLOL

[Em0TeknoIV]

poor guy

[mcrxjulia]

Awkward beans.

[demonicfurby]

Well, we know where Dannii was looking...

[Citysinned]

I love the fact that Dannii was the first to notice..

[sohard2findausername]

but the audience noticed much earlier

[SamTheBumChum1]

LOL EWW WTF IS THERE?

[marcusleonswadling]

at the start of the vid when you see him he has it

[cheekymonkey7594]

hes got socks down his pants

[ME93N]

I imagine he stank of stale smoke..

Well said Louis!

[miscis2]

hahahha 1:23 hahaha

[boundlesslife12]

imagine making jokes about a 50 year old woman like this and zooming inon her pussy.

That's very ignorant zooming in on a fifty year old man's crotch.

[ilycatherine]

women are scrutinized in thousands of ways in society; let us have our innocent laugh.

[boundlesslife12]

They wouldn't do closeups of womans crotch on the X-factor. Women are complete hypocrites.

[movidablue]

I bet they'd zoom in on her nips tho! lol

[torchwho16]

Me and my mum wet our self laughing - I call him MR Steve Bigballs Nutsack.

[martytruscott13]

hahahahahhahahahaha hes got a bum chin

[cathal100]

I wonder does Cheryl swallow or spit? looking at her reaction to Steve balls

[spartan8981]

He should have spanked louis on the head with his big balls.

[Jamez195]

Fuck ugly Dad, Shaggable Daughters ;)

[Sephiralen]

Poor Steve :( lol

[blackbeardtwo]

get that stupid ad thing off the middle of the video!!! >:(

[SrWilson3s]

id fuck his daughters...=D

[celinou84]

he'll b back next year will a fuller package (see Xtra factor results live show 2), watch out guys

[KookyKiwi83]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA one of the funnyest youtube moments EVERRR!

LMFAOOOO

[JamieS90]

LOFL!!!!!!!

[StarletDancer01]

I love how he says "I've always been too embarrassed to go on t.v" no wonder ha ha

[perculiartom]

i think he needed baggier trousers, or not have a boner for an entire day

[iluvfriends4eva]

That was hilarious! Could not stop laughing at Louis' comments!

"I just don't think you've got the whole package!"

"No no, not for this show."

ROFL!

[manuelcolonsoto]

but i dont get it he was singing good lollllllll

[reubenw59]

he aint even got a boner he's just got massive bollocks!!

[tpau21]

louis hahahhahahaha

[11singingmachine11]

didnt get what louise mean

[Siobhan1471]

package is a slang term for a man's privates as well as being used when you say that someone hasn't got all that you want. So when Louis says he hasn't got the entire package he is saying that Steve doesn't everything they want, leaving it open to be interpreted as either his singing voice or privates.

[musicpysco]

5 DAUTERS (how eva you spell it) OMG fit tho

[littledaemon]

A ticket to american idol audition - 15 bucks,

Bringing your 5 offsprings along with you - another 75 bucks,

Thinking of Cheryl tweedy & popping a woody on stage while your daughters & the world watch, priceless!

There are some things money can't buy...

[luvomusicr13]

that is one fml he will never live down... i feel bad but not only is he a terrible singer... well it's pretty obvious what else is wrong with his performance... haha thought i'd throw in my own inuendo! i feel bad for the daughters back stage who had to look at their father's boner the whole time... AWKWARD!

[SinisterPictures911]

lmao @ cheryl's reaction at 1:20

[Lynsah]

I feel bad for him, but I can't help but laugh...

[msadig11]

the man should be awarded for producing this beautiful offspring :D . well done Steve. lol

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[EasyBakeSmiles]

erectile dysfunction?

[crookielove]

he seems like a realy nice guy but my god thats funny but badd !!!

[muerte226]

i would like to **** the daughters

[moonstrikerII]

well least his daughters were hot !

[cool1craig]

XykronicProductions - clearly not as much as he liked it

[Lordsmich]

It's poor that everyone laugh at him, but it's still really funny. Maybe he should check next time, before he goes on the stage

[UltraRobbie]

Omg Her reaction <:O LOL!

But poor guy. Laughed at in front of 4 celebrities and thousands of people. Imagine how hard that would have been :(

Shame on everyone for laughing.... Lol.

[hangonforyourlife]

He should go into the pron industry not sining!

[EasyBakeSmiles]

you mean porn?

fail

[XXMcflyRulzXX]

Hahaha lo cudnt stop laughing!!

[quackdebbie]

Maybe he didn't have a hard on. Maybe he is just HUNG and he can't hide his buldge.

[thomashaddock1]

i was eatin b4 i read ur comment. (puke)

[NeighboursDidget]

i do feel sorry 4 him but that waz well funny :L

[missbananahead]

aww the poor guy! Thats so mean that they broadcast it aswell!

xxxxxxxxxx

[XXMcflyRulzXX]

Steve get some boxers lol hahahahaha xxx

[StephT3105]

Oh my god de poor fella :(

[Utilizzarre]

Maybe he should have sang in the shower so that when he got a stiffy there it would be a bit more visible and maybe wouldn't of embarrassed himself on stage lol.

[MrLoCo4CoCo]

lol how da hell .....didnt he know he had a boner lol

[tsaiger]

lol cheryl

[Chil5wind4]

Louis comment are funny :) !

Cheryl expression is Priceless.

Danny she's speechless.

Simon kept on with his work, found out later "oh, no"

Poor Steve, he didn't mean for it to be this way.

[raiku25]

if i was looking at all his daughters and also cheryl .. i would get fukcin hard too

[leemond09]

pft, it would've been holly

[lucyk310]

when louis said " i just don't think you have the full package " that steve guy was holding his bona. ahahaha :P that's when he prop relised he had 1 !!

[qazqazdabest]

Simon: Alright what are you going to sing? Steve: First song - It's my passing. Louis coughs loudly. Simon: Alright good luck. Louis: Simon doesn't know what everyone's laughing about. Cheryl: Have you seen his trousers? Simon: What? Cheryl: Trousers. Simon: Oh no. They all laugh. Simon: It's getting worse.

[qazqazdabest]

Took me a while but I think I've got the whole conversation. Cheryl: What's your name? Steve: My name's Steve Cheryl: Hello Steve. Steve: I'm 50... Simon: What's your normal job? Steve: Well uh I'm currently unemployed. Simon: Can we calm this down a bit, everyone's getting very overexcited. Steve where do you see yourself in 5 years time? Louis whispers: Don't look! Steve: I see myself selling music, selling records... and uh making all sorts of new music. Cheryl gasps *lol*

[renecabrera1]

I think Steve has been suffering Hernea.

If not he purposely placed some stuff to show it to the public as his real X Factor aside from his song piece but sad to say it's not in the criteria in the minds of the judges which just turned out to be an embarrassing moment.. ..

LOL or CRY out loud.

[Gipshaw]

How embarrassing.

[glnta]

"I just don't think you have the full package" LOL LOL LOL so funny

[manbulge]

Someone must know this guy ?!?!?

[SteveNind2]

I'm sure somebody does and I have it on good authority he will be back :)

[fishandfestival]

He just has a big dick, that's all.

[hooligan2005]

His daughters are hot. I doubt that is a real boner

[TheDubgal]

So funny......the poor man though. It must have been so embarrassing for him.

If I was his daughter I dont think I would have been able to look at him for a while.

[plackersmilkymilknes]

LOFL

[lucka555]

The funniest audition ever :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[shaunofhope]

LOL

[Tiddlywinks95]

louis is gettin funny this year....

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[leehuk1982]

OMG - That comment Louis came out with was the FUNNIEST thing he's ever said!!! PMSL!!! lol!

[Qoconut]

OMG..hahaha....

[KikisChica]

Simon cracked me up with the hints! lol.. His family really should have told him though before letting him go out on stage to face the public.

[Utilizzarre]

I don't think his daughters would be focusing on tht area.

[kaslejne]

poor man.

But so funny, I almost troug up