HOLD THE FUCK UP. "Schistisomes live in fresh water lakes in Asia, South America, and Africa. Their eggs are released into the environment by the feces of infected people." NOW WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SHIT IN THE LAKE. YOU DUMB ASS FUCKAS.
i wonder what the all-merciful, loving god had in mind when he cam up with this shit? the ways of the lord are dark, but never pleasant. or, as my aunt would have put it, life is like a certain kind of restaurant: the food is bad, but the portions are small.
Ughhh :*( I'm scared) do they get in everyone cuz lots of us pplz in the world go swimming in ugh well wait it said fresh water but still I'm scared o_o
and this is why i have no intention of going to Africa anytime soon. It has nothing to do with pirates, civil wars, or deadly predators like lions, but all these tiny ass things that get inside you and move around... man my skin is crwling now
Hmm now I feel lucky I never left Europe. Somewhat it isnt strange why US presidents are all so stupid if they got their brains full of worms eating up the thinking parts. "Mr Trueman shall we drop the nuke on a fellow civilization?" "Yes I always wanted a nuke so I am sure they do too" "Eh, Trueman.. " "NUKE THEM GOT DAMNIT" "Okeee..."
this is why i dont belive god because in r.e we are showed all the good things he done and that he makes everything then why would he make these?!?!?Thats why he isnt real
I've also heard of some kind killer amoeba, that live in lakes and they enter from your nose and travel inside of your brain. In your brain, they eat your brain until the victim (you) die. I am not joking, this shit is horrible! Microscopic creatures can simply kill us!
@s1mm3g I said in my opinion, you retarded shit. You made a mistake calling me a idiot for telling you MY OPIONION... IMO=In my opinion. Iam from sweden... so just shut up and go suck your dads dick.
@HELL0KITTYQU33NWH0R3 Don't give a shit about what you say or what someone else tells me ^-^ honestly everyone has right to chose their religion opinion I don't believe in him so don't bother with me
Kony 2012
evilfungas 2 days ago
thmbs up for being canadien so do it EH!
Halomonkey1001 3 days ago
Now that is some hardcore mating. Having sex no matter what the circumstances are.
MrGamergg 4 days ago
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if u can dissolve human skin they why not just put him trough more pain?!?
S34NM0N1 4 days ago
if u can dissolve human skin they why not just put him trough more pain?!?
S34NM0N1 4 days ago
ok... so what the fuck happened?!?! god damn cliffhangers
Pwon1992 5 days ago
Howd I Gets Here?? I Thought Iz Was Lookin At Calvin Harris!
ExalodeeIce 6 days ago
Dear North America,
I LOVE YOU!!!
Cdieso598QT 1 week ago
im safe! i live in north America
PWNershots4 1 week ago
1:55.....
*I facepalm*
MaliatheHedgehog97 1 week ago
so thats why all these people come to Europe ... just hope they don't bring this shit with them
SirBlendalot 1 week ago
just watching some videos to help me sleep... oh wait!!!
herbertb93 2 weeks ago
wow america is lucky all the parasites and deises are in africa
hockeydude634 2 weeks ago
wtf ?? penetrate the SNAILS FOOT !!!!
MissShayEvans 2 weeks ago
Oh great now I think I have a fear of water....xD
ihavesmarticlesx3 2 weeks ago 2
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aSignificanceBox 2 weeks ago
Lol i have snailphobia and didn't notice the snail bcause i didn't watch, then when i saw it. Oh god, heartattack.
Bujjcun 3 weeks ago
HOLD THE FUCK UP. "Schistisomes live in fresh water lakes in Asia, South America, and Africa. Their eggs are released into the environment by the feces of infected people." NOW WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SHIT IN THE LAKE. YOU DUMB ASS FUCKAS.
BaPeZtaBiTcHez 3 weeks ago
i wonder what the all-merciful, loving god had in mind when he cam up with this shit? the ways of the lord are dark, but never pleasant. or, as my aunt would have put it, life is like a certain kind of restaurant: the food is bad, but the portions are small.
kalevraa 3 weeks ago
well, there goes any chance of sleeping peacefully for a while -.-
daynz94 1 month ago
i cant swim, thats why my ass stay out of the water
dsourn 1 month ago
0:29...................snails have feet?
KingPandaCrusade 1 month ago
@KingPandaCrusade yes the muscle they use to move is called a foot
ruidi100 2 weeks ago
i thought he said "attrackted to the fatty asses emitted by human skin"
TacoMan2213 1 month ago 2
what is this parasite called again? shit a stone? idk
TacoMan2213 1 month ago
Dinners on my keyboard now...
Alexott 1 month ago 2
xD fatty axids 0:44
diriamba123 1 month ago
i always get paranoid that there are worms inside me and are just watching for the moment to attack
:(
litojonny 1 month ago
asia, south america and africa.....like if u love living in EUROPE!!!!!!
wyxzMF 1 month ago 63
@wyxzMF What about North America?
Nucl3arT1g3R 1 month ago
never seen parasites mate before.
*facepalm* how will I sleep now?
YouAreABunghole 1 month ago 18
@YouAreABunghole I think the same when i finished my Microbiology subject at the UCM xDD
HaliaxandtheSeven 2 weeks ago
='h X0 _)=-_--0+_-0=-_-0
minecraftlucas007 1 month ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwww
minecraftlucas007 1 month ago
shit for brains
treyprice957 1 month ago
asia,south america,africa I love being european!
htfan199 1 month ago
thanks for telling us how to avoid getting them =_=
Us47THranger 2 months ago
My mouth standing open, and I can't close it!
What the hell dude!
PubertjeA 2 months ago
Why do i watch these videos if i am boredXD
leanderl75 2 months ago
I want to shrink to microscopic size and fight them. I may die a painful death, but it'll be fun killing them.
redsoul888 2 months ago 3
Why Discovery's and AnimalPlanet's videos are short!
z0mBiExHD 2 months ago
Why won't these videos tell us if the person is alive or not??!!
lilvickpie 2 months ago
@lilvickpie Maybe we could find out ourselves?
RusticKey 2 months ago
WHY ARE WE ALL WATCHING THIS?!?
CpeeveeKlmudkip 2 months ago 3
FAKE a worm can NOT SWIM AGENST THE BLOOD STREAM
phantomxt4427 2 months ago
@phantomxt4427 correction: two MATING worms can not swim against the blood stream :P
CpeeveeKlmudkip 2 months ago
@phantomxt4427 either ur joking or ur an idiot
marmoh123 2 months ago
CAN'T!!!!!STOP!!!!!!WATCHING!!!!!!!THESE!!!!!
as76856 2 months ago
lol i was looking for WoW trailer more than video xD
SporeManiak27 2 months ago
this show is revolting, and yet I cant stop watching.
Perdoct 2 months ago
never going swimming in africa, south america, and asia.
sauran123455 2 months ago
GOD DANG! I'm all itchy and shit now...
HellsingWalter87 2 months ago
That's why I only swim in pools.
jazzer741 2 months ago
whats the point in parasytes any way they do nothing for the good of society
lanchedgehog 2 months ago
@lanchedgehog they decrease the populations of their hosts - and thats a good thing
juhas514 2 months ago
Damn nature! Ya scary!
Slackgoose 2 months ago
@ninjaboyman10 knowledge is power hoorrahhh!!
MelancholyApples 2 months ago
Anybody feel your brain itches?
wcrolas990 2 months ago
those two worms were having rough sex ,thats how it got inside his brain.
jiuruzhu 2 months ago
I know of a place where you never get harmed a magical place with magical charms indoors indoors indooors
KitsuneXen 2 months ago
God help us!!
KADEREL 2 months ago
I hope I never gt any parasite in me
Killer5801 2 months ago
@MrGoodsilla
Umm...I think your saying it right lol!
2ne1WonderBang 2 months ago
this is bs! i cant even do annything because of these party destroyers...
xXalbatros1000Xx 2 months ago
Am I the only Person that keeps watching theese videos even I geht kinda itchy???
Rankhole123 2 months ago
not going into the water ever again
k54g 2 months ago
@im5000degrezz XD lol so true
cutiepiemonkey12 2 months ago
Ughhh :*( I'm scared) do they get in everyone cuz lots of us pplz in the world go swimming in ugh well wait it said fresh water but still I'm scared o_o
cutiepiemonkey12 2 months ago
dear Christ... o_o'
Estonian4life 3 months ago
Parasite + Human = FUCKED UP WAY TO DIE!!!!
im5000degrezz 3 months ago
i've had tape worms before but this is nasty.
twistedyogert 3 months ago
This is the reason why outdoor activities suck.
pandemonstrosity 3 months ago
1:59 wtf? Worms are growing in that man's brain and the doctor is smiling?? 0_o
IrEnEsceneShuffler 3 months ago
i like how hes just like smiling while detailing about the worms in the poor dude's brain
robot00ghost 3 months ago
So this starts when you poop where you swim and swim where you poop.
tehultimateotter23 3 months ago
@jerryskeetersI dont know i just copy the name of the person who posted the video :)
vadomendy 3 months ago
my head itches
brandon14872 3 months ago
This is like a ... i don know i CAN FUCKIN STOP WATCH THIS VIDEOS DAMMN YOU DISCOVERY!
vadomendy 3 months ago
@ninjaboyman10 I know dude i was like "what is this" now i watched like over 10 of them AND THEY ARENT EVEN FUNNY
CrazyKukkeli 3 months ago
I'm never swimming again .
theKMMcrew 3 months ago
I told myself I wouldn't clicked it. GOD DAMNIT!
TheWafflescat 3 months ago
Wtf, maaaaaaaan.
DHMunroe 3 months ago
@ninjaboyman10 Maybe umad Bro?
pwnslayerable 3 months ago
fatty acid :'(
redninja61 3 months ago
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I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE.
TheDjordje343 3 months ago
and this is why i have no intention of going to Africa anytime soon. It has nothing to do with pirates, civil wars, or deadly predators like lions, but all these tiny ass things that get inside you and move around... man my skin is crwling now
XxFikexX 3 months ago
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its 430am why am i still watching these vids lol i dont even like them, theyre quite disturbing
0SCARG0LDMAN 3 months ago
The doctor seems a bit too enthusiastic at the end...
''They laid this large group of eggs in his brain'' *smile*
pikachu2050169 3 months ago 3
EVERYBODY GET OUT THE FUCKING WATER! IMMA BLOW IT UP!
knightlitesoldier 3 months ago 70
0:44 u thought he said FAT ASSES
polarbearslovemusic 3 months ago
i'm never going to the beach again... EVER!
omg i'm feeling so paranoid, right now!!! <=O
TheTwilightSagaHeart 4 months ago
did anyone else notice the docter SMILING as he explained how the worm got to the brain?
ashnugget2000 4 months ago 58
@ashnugget2000 that doctor is evil..........
mumbenning 3 weeks ago
Fucking Africa!!!
TashaRichardsonFan1 4 months ago
i was watching My Little Pony an hour ago... How did I get HERE?
o.>
aNewbCommenter 4 months ago
this sucks i didnt wanna watch this, I will have nightmares
BlauwFire 4 months ago
Head wont stop itching. I HATE YOUTUBE!
bizzybeast 4 months ago 2
Hmm now I feel lucky I never left Europe. Somewhat it isnt strange why US presidents are all so stupid if they got their brains full of worms eating up the thinking parts. "Mr Trueman shall we drop the nuke on a fellow civilization?" "Yes I always wanted a nuke so I am sure they do too" "Eh, Trueman.. " "NUKE THEM GOT DAMNIT" "Okeee..."
AnnabelLolita 4 months ago
would you look at that, a worm specially made to destroy us. Conspiracy bro.
grodkowski 4 months ago
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yeah uk rocks NO POSINES SPIDERS
lostlaces 4 months ago
disgusting ew!
SAROOONA77 4 months ago
lol worm sex!!!!!!
10ldate 4 months ago
haha 01:28 sounds like when you start a zombie match on kino der toten :)
DubKillToxinator 4 months ago 40
@DubKillToxinator ain't that the truth! haha
QuickScopersUnknown 4 months ago
@DubKillToxinator oh yeah that true
killkill123100 2 months ago
h-how did I get from adorable baby ferrets to HERE?
TheSnowFerret 4 months ago
I was about to take a dip in a swimming pool until someone started screaming 'PEE!! PEE!!! PEEE!!! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!'.
TheSirClockwork 4 months ago
Im happy i live in demnark now....
Ps3OwNsXbOX360SoMuch 4 months ago
poor snails :(
frogsrule378 4 months ago
OK IM SAFE, THANK GOD FOR NORTH AMERICA
MegaRofltank 4 months ago
@MegaRofltank ME TOO THANK GOD :O
123pixieboo 4 months ago
well good usa doesn't have it.
crazyghostfreakdude 4 months ago
This is worse than JAWS....
loleyeduntcare 4 months ago
that scientist looks pretty excited about this case.
nuigurumisama 4 months ago 2
why am i watching this?!
whome2008 4 months ago
I LIVE IN AMERICA TUCSON! WOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOO
JustinOrNerf 4 months ago
shouldnt gary from spongebob have these parasites : o
angel987643211 4 months ago
nevermind, Never outside just sitting here watching these videos.
eknz1 4 months ago
wormsex
varakumiq26 4 months ago
And just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
scorpion3168 5 months ago
this is why i dont belive god because in r.e we are showed all the good things he done and that he makes everything then why would he make these?!?!?Thats why he isnt real
frogsby1 5 months ago
@frogsby1 good point! thumbs up my friend
TheMacyp 5 months ago
*smacks wall* INVASION!
SDTVaddict 5 months ago
This show is getting me so paranoid about EVERYTHING lol.
hongkiOPPA 5 months ago
fatty acids in the humans skin?............. these things are found in africa and asia................ theres no such thing as fat people
booger965 5 months ago
I think its safe to say if you travel the world even if you hate salt water stick to that.
USMCCowboy360 5 months ago
Honestly, why do you think people LEFT the jungle!?!?!?!?!?!?!
astroguyver 5 months ago
I've also heard of some kind killer amoeba, that live in lakes and they enter from your nose and travel inside of your brain. In your brain, they eat your brain until the victim (you) die. I am not joking, this shit is horrible! Microscopic creatures can simply kill us!
AgileCheetah 5 months ago
why the hell is he smiling
Shirayuki619xYuuki 5 months ago
God is a DICK.
lifeofthe6 5 months ago
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This danger is moving northward - Google and read "Insect Can Implant Parasite Without Touching You and Its Moving Northward"
Bobzeedo 5 months ago
Don't shit in the water people!!
tTatmosT 5 months ago
@tTatmosT
they have also animal hosts, so that doesn't work.
ebqz 5 months ago
I'm sooo showing this to my parents to get a new pool :DD
666GameCrazy 5 months ago
my god it's so easy to penetrate skin D=
never swimming again!
Itachiassasinunit999 5 months ago
yep sound like a good name for a load of shit!
AngeliaClaire 5 months ago
I knew there was a reason I hate to go into lakes! What about pools? Kids pee and poop in there all the time! UGH time to get my own!
AngeliaClaire 5 months ago
well i just threw up!
AngeliaClaire 5 months ago
That's why i only swim in pools
JIAK2 5 months ago
Intracranial Worm Sex.
Brutal.
xST0K3Sx 5 months ago
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xST0K3Sx 5 months ago
i love swimming but i don't think i can swim for the next few days
TheCatloverCG 5 months ago
why is the doctor smiling about this?
Savorist 5 months ago
damn you curiosity!
MrTheGReAtON3 5 months ago
This is why you will never see me swim in fresh water of another country fuck that. I'll stick to man made lakes & pools.
EmoKilla420 5 months ago
@EmoKilla420 You'll never understand the balance of nature, then. Nature is a sacrifice, yes. But it is unbiased.
Savorist 5 months ago
"This is why i live in swededen NO SPIDERS NO POSINES SPIDERS OORRR PARASITES!
s1mm3g 6 months ago 32
@s1mm3g men myggorna är en plåga! ;)
98maxime 6 months ago
@98maxime sant
s1mm3g 6 months ago
@s1mm3g Ah me too =). its to cold here to have all of this things here. ok maybe not. but a bit is for that reason
xCronicle 4 months ago
@s1mm3g I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wanna go to Sweden now.
0wolfer0 4 months ago
But still nothing ever happens in sweden... So its inda boring D:
Sabercross 4 months ago
@Sabercross no its not XD
s1mm3g 4 months ago
@s1mm3g imo it is
Sabercross 4 months ago
@Sabercross no alot happends you dont know shit idiot.
s1mm3g 4 months ago
@s1mm3g I said in my opinion, you retarded shit. You made a mistake calling me a idiot for telling you MY OPIONION... IMO=In my opinion. Iam from sweden... so just shut up and go suck your dads dick.
Sabercross 4 months ago
@Sabercross i am from sweden also din lilla p12a gå och sug av din pappa
s1mm3g 4 months ago
@s1mm3g Nämen ser man på den vilda p12'an har krypit ut ur sin garderob. Jag sa min åsikt och nu vill han ha hämnd :3 Vad gulligt <3
Sabercross 4 months ago
@s1mm3g And that is why i live in denmark!:)<3 æøå!:)<3
Danmarkeren1 4 months ago
John's blood taste good!:)<3
Danmarkeren1 4 months ago
@Danmarkeren1 whaaaAAT?
s1mm3g 4 months ago
@s1mm3g Nothing xP
i eat pizza? xP
Danmarkeren1 4 months ago
I think its the same in Norway where i live O_o i hope :S
LittleGamer95 4 months ago
@LittleGamer95 well norway is exspensive and shit.... nicer here in sweden
s1mm3g 4 months ago
Anyway the discussion was about a worm -._- not financial shit!
keep it to the subject omg ..
LittleGamer95 4 months ago
@LittleGamer95 said the person that ask about norway... idiot
s1mm3g 4 months ago
Read the text dumbass, I think its the same in Norway* (Were i live) -_-
*I live in Norway* T_T
LittleGamer95 4 months ago
i watched this,
now i cant sleep >_<
AthelStanVideos 6 months ago
Damnit! They're in Asia... I'm on an island in Asia... does that count? :l
Anyways.. .DAMNIT!
99pokemonfan 6 months ago
@99pokemonfan They're in fresh water lakes not just in asia but also in south america and africa
iamJunica 5 months ago
lol at the athiests trolling the parasite pages, ironic
koffeekage 6 months ago
y do i keep waching this i wach one and i keep waching
killetz9909 6 months ago
Fuck god and all that bullshit about Adam's sin I don't believe in that =3=
adidevil2oo9 6 months ago
@adidevil2oo9 HEY , GOD MADE EVERYTHING !! GOD MADE YOU !!! IF GOD DIDINT MAKE HUMANS WHO WILL BE ? HUMANS ? LOL THINK !!
HELL0KITTYQU33NWH0R3 6 months ago
@HELL0KITTYQU33NWH0R3 Don't give a shit about what you say or what someone else tells me ^-^ honestly everyone has right to chose their religion opinion I don't believe in him so don't bother with me
adidevil2oo9 6 months ago
@adidevil2oo9 who the fuck do u think made us asshole
u do know we dont come from space right idiot