Tips for traveling to Europe

[Boutdonow14]

Haha pretty funny stuff.... bicycling through Europe soon. Flight leaves in two days...

[TheDude8584]

"Test you're fighting and drinking skills on the English bastards" Ahhhh Craig, you can take a man out of Scotland but you can't take Scotland out a man

[TheAm6789]

As a proud European, I welcome our American visitors.

Just as long as you recognise your inferiority :D

[TheDublin09]

funny but i was looking 4real tips.....ah no harm done

[notthere83]

holy crap, how old is this? i didn't know craig has been doing that for so long...

[chrismoneal]

I couldn't help but laugh...He's hilarious...I'll remember those tips cuz I'll be going to Ireland, Scotland and England next year

[TheRealDinner]

@chrismoneal Poor Wales.

[777ENG777]

fail..

[Dhaune]

hes licking asses in the US

[dob90210]

Just terrible.

[zorro14142]

Craig, do you always take the dagger with you when you go to the highlands?

[TimeAgent08]

Very funny!

ps. its pronunced Cray-ig not Creg

[IonStormH]

Well, okay he's Irish. Could be Northern Irisih still, but that wouldn't be british in the political sense anylonger. :/

[ulyssesjj]

Well, actually he is Scottish

[IonStormH]

I do, but I'm also 1/2 german. else, that's a quite appropriate questions. :D

[donnervogel1985]

since when do british refer to themselves as european ? ;)

[maicolin]

i dont know,but they are.

[stealth1692]

@donnervogel1985 never

[sarahwilliamson2002]

funny how the english go off on one but still fall bback on their englishman, scotsman and ireishman jokes and english borne steriotypes.

[strawberrychild01]

Im english mate and I have NEVER heard of the englishman, scotsman and irishman jokes. Nobody tells them.

[BaileysCream]

He didn't mention Wales :(

[werdz1]

ROFL.

[1R15H]

haha get the fitin done in ireland 1st too damn funny

[BernaBeer]

WOW, Craig is freaking hilarious!!

Is this the whole speech? i bet there is more about "tips for travelling to Europe"... and as an european, i would love to see what he says about Spain!!

[keriberry]

This is hysterical!

[cluu]

Just say the word "soccer"

LOL

[OWRBtheo]

I'm not offended, i laugh when people take the piss out of other countries, i found this quite funny

[Knasterreal1]

AAHHH you damn scots a englishmen you are nothing against a true Viking like me! We owned you for atleast a hundred years!

[WilliamTaylor1]

When the vikings came to the shores of Largs we showed you a bloody welcome!... although technically both armies claimed victory... I bet we handled our drink better >.>

[beachdogger]

While you were "owning us for 100 years" we were screwing your women silly. That's why the Vikings have a sense of humor to this very day.

[WilliamTaylor1]

Shucks, Criag doesn't hate the English, infact! He lived in London for a long time touring the circuits with his band... n' shit... you can still love him foodtrey

[banoffeequeen]

As a half english, quarter Irish, quarter Scottish woman who has lived in England my whole life but is moving to Scotland in June I have to say...that was pretty damn funny. Haha, Craig was telling Americans that they might have a chance in a fight with someone from our mighty british isles...lol.

[banoffeequeen]

lol, be careful or I might think that you mean offence with that comment! My teeth are perfect! If they weren't I'd sure my orthodontist!

Sure you helped us out with the wars, but you're not very good at the whole sticking around afterwards to help tidy things up are you?

I think you pit the average american against the average Irish, English of Scotsman and you've got one very sore American hightailing it back to McDonalds. lol.

[foodtrey]

You kicked whose "ass" twice? Why did that poor donkey deserve to get kicked ONCE let alone twice?

I assume you are an American who got their history out of the library of Hollywood. You only helped out in the wars 1) Because you were too far away top be attacked yourself. 2) The manufacture of weapons kickstarted your stagnating economy. 3) You decided to join when everyone else had been fighting for near 3 years and were exausted.

[dreamscape86]

I assume you're a European who got his history out of the public educational system there, because you entirely missed what two wars he was talking about.

[foodtrey]

Iam not actually, Iam British, I got my history out of history books and talking to people that were there during the history I was interested in at the time.... So your wrong twice off the bat, lastly I know what wars he was talking about, shame he was wrong.

[manicsteph]

youv'e just shot yourself in the foot by calling someone a european wahahahah, you fucking gimp, back to school you smug twat.

[manicsteph]

your'e an absolute idiot, you actually think your'e half english, QUARTER irish, and QUARTER scottish whaahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­aha

[banoffeequeen]

at least I know how to use grammar.

[GiFF71]

I'm loving the comments all- keep 'em comin' My grandpa was from the Glasgow area so Craig Ferguson's comments remind me of the jokes my grandpa used to tell-

[bobritchie99]

A Welshman, Isn't that a Irishman who couldn't swim???

[raemiemoo]

Té go hIfreann!

[KJGould]

I'm half scot, half english, so when I get drunk I end up picking a fight with myself :\

[APiratePrincess]

LOL!!

[KwansPrayerWarrior]

HA! I liked that. That was PHAT!

[foodtrey]

Being late on and under the influence of sleep, I can't tell if you are agreeing with me or him, hope it's me but in either case you as a Welshman should be right narked you weren't even mentioned!

[idontgiveacrapdarnit]

It's a monologue on a late-night talk show in America. Quit crying.

[foodtrey]

Surprise, surprise another English hating Scot....

Lost a potential fan there Mcladdie...

[Ehvan]

As a Welshman, that's just awesome right there. :P

[delish234]

same here. 'English Bastards', why did have to say that for? he not in Scotland!

[guingel]

geez, how can you be offended? I just spent a couple months living in manchester with a bunch of englishmen and they are so horrible about the scots and the welsh! Don't act like you're superior and they all just go around hating your innocent asses for no reason!

[WilliamTaylor1]

You sound like an English guy whos been offended lol

[mattmclist990]

Couldnt be truer. Scotland worst for drinking and fighting, Glasgow is the murder capital of Europe and most violent city in the Western World. I would know, i live there.

[sbcpackers]

thata wasa verya funnya yea