Sonichu - Special Episode 4! The Audiobook! Chris VS Chris

[O2Eater]

DANGER STRIPE!!!

[ScreamingRebel94]

I love how after Chris shot Liquid, he's like "That was for pretending to be me! Oh, kidnapping Kacey? That's fine.*

[SlamminWolfgang]

I love how, after the end of every video, the YouTube UI blinks a message at me to tell me where the button is to "TURN AUTOPLAY OFF", as if to tell me that I don't have to put myself through this shitty comic book.

[smdcbeta]

At least CWC knows when to use Comic sans...

[AGenericVillain]

LOOK AT THOSE DRAWINGS GODDAMN

[somename69]

Guile's theme goes with everything

[jmerridew124]

Lost it at Guile's theme. Fave'd.

[PirateLordRogan]

2:41 Even Vivian knows that Guile's theme goes with everything.

[AkitoJr]

does this fucking retard even have a license???

[TAXEXEMPTION]

'yes, my boy'

LOL.

CHRIS MAH BOII...you're a faggot.

[AFandhisOrchestra]

@0:52 Phoenix Wright, anyone?

[PurpleStorm8]

This...was disturbing....

Hope Chris realises that life isn't like the Wild West where shooting people is a serious matter before he manages to get a gun!

[JohnMooreification]

I replayed this just to hear dethchemist say "GUN COMIC!" again...

[DukeNukem2020]

ha, even the wheels look like they're about to fall off his car in his comics.

[SlashFirestorm]

Wow, God sure keeps changing his mind about who Chris's true and honest love is...

[TheLastArchdemon]

anyone watching check out chris's talk with kaceys father, he's a god!troll

[kemnumnums]

Chris logic= SHOOTING A MAN WILL MAKE WOMEN WANT TO FUCK ME

...No. No Chris, that's not how it works.

[Alchymyst02]

Ford...proof he doesn't know what true automotive quality is. (Sorry Ford fans)

[HenryvKeiper]

That gun looks like a Luger.

[Foilsdown]

@HenryvKeiper lol its actually megatron

[HenryvKeiper]

@Foilsdown Ha ha, I know that :) It just doesn't quite look the way I remember Megatron's transformed state to be.

[Foilsdown]

@HenryvKeiper also he doesnt look like a luger, he looks more like a german walter.

[PulpoOscuro]

@Foilsdown

It's a Walther P38... which, coincidentally, was a common sidearm in Nazi Germany's armed forces.

[Iohelle]

1:55 Garbage day

[AkamuSlayer]

1:34

"With his awesome speed, Chris..." Shrinks his own head?

[ghostdogmovies]

Does the ragged yellow sonic ever do anything in it's comic? rofl

[EponymousKid]

Kacey's dad looks more like john Crawford from Art of Fighting than Guile, but whatever.

Well, that, and the guy from the opening to Bad Dudes. your sweetheart has been kidnapped by an impostor! Are you a bad enough dude to get that china?

[metalWeirdo77]

You really know Guiles theme fits with everything when it fits with fucking Chris Chan 

[SomeBlokeLol]

If Chris Chandler gets some before me, I'm going to kill myself.

[TheSkunkCat]

@SomeBlokeLol

Well, lets put it like this;

Chris Chan will NEVER get some, so THAT you don't have to worry about.

Instead, ask yourself this... will YOU ever get some?

If you can't answer yes confidently, then look at Chris, see where you two are similar, then change yourself. The less you are like Chris, the better your chances.

[GameOverthinkerFan7]

HOLY SHIT

It does go with everything.

Though not only Guile's theme can make Sonichu bearable.

[Kitsunefan9]

This is disturbing enough but in the Kacey call she ask Ian if he would shoot the real Chris in real life and he responds

".......well,..only in self defense"

Scarier is that Chris considers someone stating facts about him as attacks

[Mukki]

Guile's theme really does go with everything. Even Sonichu.

[btuard]

lol who knew he could get some of the poses right but he still draws like shit

[ZyxthePest]

GUN COMIC

[sexhaie]

Uuummm whatcha saaaAAy...

[EEVEEdude11]

So he shot him in the legs and what? Just left him there? You can survive a gunshot wound to your legs, but if you aren't treated too, you will slowly die.

[tehloop]

So is Chris shooting Chris his weird little way of saying he wants to kill himself? Guess he's so slow he can't even do something that simple.

Off-topic: Vivian is hot.

[Spiderzumbie]

Wait...... Where the fuck is Ivy? I thought she & Chris got married....... Last fucking issue!

[SlamminWolfgang]

Why is Christian's ass on his front? When he's presenting Kacey to her family, either that's the shape of his ass we see through his pants, or he has a hell of a boner in the presence of Guile.

[bealtespip123]

I love how Chris's comics manage to entertain us because of it's sheer stupidity!

[JunkCCCP]

GUILE MAH BOOOI

[jacobislucas]

guiles theme fits with autism

[Deepblue686]

The way Chris drew his car I'm surprised he can drive it at all let alone in a straight line.

M.C Escher would go and have a lie down after seeing that drawing, seriously.

[FFS1NICO]

the only comic who has fanart beter than the actual stuff.

[TheDisturbedOne752]

MAH BOI

[SassholeProductionz]

@vivitheg 65 mph isn't the speed limit, its just how fast his Ford Shitbox can go.

[krilc]

YES

Guile needs to make more of an appearance in cwc comics

fingers crossed for a street fighter cross over

Zangeif training with punchy

Sonichu and Ken being dumb blonde fucks

and chris hitting on Chun-Li

I can see it now

[TKGB2006]

"Wow, Kacey, you sure can pick out a hot man!"

Notice the face that is drawn while she says that.

[bealtespip123]

It's funny how people actually do enjoy Chris's comics. Not because of the story or anything like that,but the sheer retardedness.

[Devngel]

wow these comics are way too sexual and violent. and chris wants to make them for KIDS?!

[TheMechanic9000]

wait. Didn't chris marry Ivy in SE 2? so...that means...HE CHEATED ON HIS DEARSET IVY!(kudos if you get the reference)

[Cutelilteen]

"Wow Kacey, you sure can pick out a hot man!..."

You know, I wanted to come up with a clever comment for that, I really did, but I could think of was HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Xunkun]

Fuck all hell. This is one of the greatest testaments to how fucked up Chris is.

[halowarrior1000]

This comic is just chris's dream. Aparently Chris is hated by Kaseys family.

[mrbob091]

2:43 mah boi

[Xunkun]

Thankfully, if Ian Brandon Anderson ever got the incentive to try to buy a gun, the mandatory background check would show the wikia and the checker of what a goddamn psychopath and inept retard he is.

[calvinjluther]

It's also great to know that when Chris is off on a murderous journey of rage, he always obeys the speed limit. Safety first, dudes and gal-pals.

[calvinjluther]

Man, it's a good thing Chris calls Chris Chris, or otherwise I would have been very confused about which Chris is Chris. Chris is smrt.

[sub2me4areview]

Kayce's father looks like guile

[ChevalierAguila]

@sub2me4areview "Chris, go home and be a family man"

[CaseHa]

funny how kacey looks a lot like ivy

[OMGBEARS]

1:34 Ian's head shrunk!

[darkgomugomu]

....wait. wasn't Christian the one trying to steal Kacey in the first place. (If anyone responds about real and fake chrises, i wil punch them)

[SlashFirestorm]

Ian doesn't love Kacey enough to go faster than 65. What a failure.

[bealtespip123]

@SlashFirestorm Well,any sane person would call the police if they were in Chris's position,but we all know he isn't a sane person.

[ElSingario]

@bealtespip123 I read that as "Any sane person would call the police if they were positioned near Chris."

[NightmarePipo123]

@ElSingario Ah! Absolutely true!! = D

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

a 1994 Escort? How is it possible that cwc doesnt have a gf with a sweet ride like that?

[MrBrassBalls]

Did Ian just shoot a guy in the legs?

[punkaksyoo]

Yeah.

With megatron.

[PirateLordRogan]

lol @ Guile

[Grungekiste]

Wow, this comic seriously became fucked up.

[DollarAtheist]

Combine a manchild and the Holy Bible and you get this comic.

[SuperMissleMastar]

Damn,Chris got Gangsta!!!

Seriously why whould you shoot someone in the legs because he stole your identity. If everybody did that the whole world whould be cripple by now.

[Noisemaze]

Kacey's dad in the comics has no where near the testicular fortitude of Kacey's dad in real life.

Now, I noticed something odd/scary as fuck. After he's shot Liquid, Chris berates him for lying about his identity. Not for kidnapping Kacey. He clearly views impersonation as a higher crime than holding his "love interest" hostage at knife point. He shot a man in cold blood for saying that he was him. With fucking megatron!

[CommanderDESU]

@Noisemaze Kacey's dad is a family man

[Lascaux]

Rushing at the maximum speed limit of 65mph. lolol

[iTouchMyselfAtNite]

I watch these because the annotations make me lol

[Cunnysmythe]

Clearly Liquid Chris was a villainous pirate.

Yarrr, avast ye matey! I'll skin ya alive, Christian!

[Protectorett]

You know whats funny? Its that in his comic book world Chris shot Liquid, Kacey flew into his arms and her dad showered him with praise. In real life Kacey was stunned and horrified that Chris made a comic about shooting a defenceless man in the legs and ran back to Liquid, Kaceys Dad essentially told him to stay away from her and right this moment someone somewhere is no doubt preparing to shoot Chris because of all the shit that he's pulled over the years.

[bealtespip123]

You know,I started laughing my ass off when I realized that this must the one millionth time Chris found his one true sweet heart. How pathetic!

[darkgomugomu]

its funny. i actually listened to that call with chris chan and kacey's dad. CHRIS CHAN HAD THE FUCKING BALLS TO ARGUE WITH AN EX-MARINE?

[savyono]

So, let me get this straight... Kacey's the daughter of Guile and Ellen Degeneres?!

[BallBearingTurboFC3S]

lulz

[pididle]

That head is a shovel head.

[BlackNoir]

3:13

Of course, Kacey has a giant ass.

Of fucking course.

[MolotovDaSkwerl]

@BlackNoir

clearly he cannot draw

[Bonerfiesta]

There's a good citizen, doing the speed limit WAIT WHAT

[thedancemetaltwins]

HE'LL LIVE? Yeah Chris, but there's a likely chance he'll be paraplegic.

What a filthy, fat fuck.

[JulianWilfong]

When I saw the gun, I was thinking of the Hide And Seek song. Ok, seriously, this guy has been fucking with us for over what, 7 years of his "adult" life? Hasn't there even been one lunatic that has tried to kill Chris?

[fyiab]

This is the most disturbing thing Chris has done. I mean, he has done some very disturbing things, but never something so overtly violent like this.

An interesting little nugget: Chris's car IRL actually has the 'Sonichu' vanity plate. AND he has a handicapped parking permit. I don't know if he himself qualifies for a handicap permit or it is meant to be used by one of his parents, but I can very well guess he takes advantage of its privileges. Thx Viv.

[vivitheg]

apparently virginia law is very lenient so chris gets one

and he takes advantage of it while people who can't fucking walk are forced to take a normal spot

THANKS VIRGINIA.

[vivitheg]

also fuck chris, he can walk just fine.

[dxmagma]

@vivitheg But can he drive? I doubt it.

[MolotovDaSkwerl]

@vivitheg

what sucks is i live in virginia

[Trollaverse]

@fyiab What i want to know is, who the hell passed chris to operate a machine like a car?

[crazyguy1913]

@fyiab Did you not see the end where he kills everyone?

[Zoroark50]

@fyiab What, even worse than the Asperpedia trial?

[rurikdynasty]

whey why the hell is Faggot chris skinnier then the oher chris am i the only one who notices that

[Alecal89]

I love how everything he has to offer is honesty and all that bulshit, but he is alway lying

[MrFlylice]

lol Guile was in the Air Force. And Marines, while still in service (as suggested by the uniforms), get their hair cut off.

But hey, we're talking about an autistic manchild here, so this reply is really pointless lul.

[kittenluff]

Who the fuck is Kacey? did Ivy vanish into ether when i wasn't looking?

[thesideshowman212]

Ivy is dead.

Kacey was his new tro- girlfriend.

Until the REAL and HONEST CWC took her as a wife.

[imadouchebaganimekid]

Flash kick

[pischene]

Everyone must have laughed when Guile showed up.

[SP441TheOnly]

It would be funnier if he dispatched Chris with a Sonic Boom.

[Ashkihyena]

Wow Chris, Mary/Marty Sueish much?

[SP441TheOnly]

The term is "Gary Stu".

[Ashkihyena]

Yes, that is an alternate name for it, but TVTropes list the official name as Marty Stu.

[SP441TheOnly]

I say we should simply call it a Male Sue.

[Ashkihyena]

That works for me.

[SP441TheOnly]

I wonder, what we call it if the Mary Sue is a shemale?

[Cunnysmythe]

Mary Stu.

[DiscJockeyM]

Wait, is Chris using a Luger pistol?

Fucking nazi.

[thesideshowman212]

What the fuck is up with their mouths?

[SuteinuStraydog]

"a sinister brown color" WIN.

I want a shirt just like that.

[vivitheg]

brown is the most sinister color of all colors

[thesideshowman212]

Finest fashion ever concieved by man...

[kinzukiwi]

2:50 MAH BOI

[liquidpyramid]

2:41 win

[rar87]

Chris gets with a different girl in every comic he makes. It's like he is James Bond, an autistic James Bond.

[Gihaal]

"an autistic James Bond. " My mind has been blown.

[AutumnCrusader]

Chris makes me so ashamed to be Autistic

[H1GHLANDER360]

@rar87 and one of his girlfriends is named china galore but he cant get any girl in real life lol

[drinkmalk]

Love the Guile Theme.

[eplemannen]

"My big girl".

Even in the comic he made for Kacey, Chris calls her fat.

[rossthef0x]

2:45 PFFF, yeah right IAN, kacey's daddy doesn't salute you, he SPITS ON YOUR FACE!!!

[SP441TheOnly]

If by spit you mean "Flatten his face with a Sonic Boom", then I agree.

[JFMstudio]

Did Chris-Chan divorce Ivy in the comic?

[SP441TheOnly]

He became a Widow... After he horribly mauled Ivy's corpse, raped it, and hid it into a dark sex dungeon somewhere in mexico.

[teath123]

He shot him in the leg..?

Extreme measures Chris, extreme measures.

[robotdan]

He won't speed, but he will shoot someone in the legs and steal their girlfriend........

[bissonnettekoff]

SONIC BOOOM

[Theovenman]

I'LL SKIN YA ALIVE CHRISTIAN!

[SonichuFan4Ever]

This was especially lulzy. My compliments to Vivian for her excellent choice of music. Also the narrator, who must be stone cold to read and say such things with such a straight face.

[bealtespip123]

I know what you mean. I love how they cleverly added "Clearly defeated.Chris takes no chances and draws a 9mm pistol on his helpless opponent. Before the Brown shirted Chris could plead for mercy,Chris fired two shots.". Ha ha ha.

[hanchiman]

Its nice to listen to the "Chris talks to Kacey and Liquid" tape, where Kacey tell IBA how fucked up this comic is... Kacey rocks! And not because she got a China, but she taught that IBA a lesson (which IBA will forget the next day) how much of a creep he is.

[Shadoboy]

So now he thinks he has the right to steal someone else's girlfriend and still be treated as a hero?

Damn Chris, you sink lower every day.

[exemplarygamer]

why are the annotations always funnier than the actual comic?

KACAYYYY

[thecardboardbox13]

That dang dirty troll paralyzed the TRUE and HONEST Christchan.

[xMarty182x]

That smile Ian's got on his stupid face after shooting Chris is priceless

"I did you a favor thank me for being so amazing to you"

God what a narcissistic fuck.

[ExtremeSpecialL]

Thanks, sprayed (CWC)cola all over my monitor when the Guile stage theme started playing...

[LordofDarkness42]

Oh god.... you drink CWCCola!?!

Youd DO realize what the "secret" ingredient is, right?

[ExtremeSpecialL]

OH SHI-

[wwwwolf]

Know what I'd like to ask Chris?

"Are these wishes you know *won't* come true, or do you think this is what *would* happen if you met Brown CWC?"

Because normally-thinking people *can't* really interpret it in any other way than the latter.

There's a fine line between grudged mudslinging in fiction, which is *understandable*, and an overly fancy way of saying "since I'm a nice guy I'm going to tell you exactly how I'm going to maul and dismember you." Chris went for the latter.

[LulzIshall]

They're wishes he'd like to be true. He concludes that if he'd like it to be true, it would be true.

[CreepyMcCreep]

I bet when Kacey's dad heard all that disrespectful sass from Chris-chan he let loose a SONICA BOOM.

[EltBerserker]

oh wow, he still believes he has fans and still makes these comics...

[bealtespip123]

Oh poor dumb STUPID Ian.......When will he learn?

[ChevalierAguila]

Kacey's dad: CHRIS-CHANNNNNNN!!!!! *raises fist, provokes a fire in the background*

[PunkyBear36]

1:57 is epid win! The timing on that reveal, the music, the images.....well, the images suck, but I like your treatment!

[XtremeMuslimWarriors]

DethChemist's voice fits this one perfectly, for some reason.

[muserock7997]

ART IS OVER

[BlueKnightNight]

Man, I've missed you guys!

[alittlewrm]

duke nukem/guile hybrid

[DeoMachina]

IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE THE LAST AUDIOBOOK

Worth waiting for though.

[pwnageking5]

OH SHIT, IT'S GUILE

[EvilMuppet1979]

The red stripe on Chris' real car little more than a line. With the way he made it wider it looks like he tried to copy the A-Team van.

[hanchiman]

Is it just me, but somehow IBA latest drawing looks worse than his previous epic fail drawings, it as if he returned back to his pre-animu style.

By the way, Sonic Fucking Boom.

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

The moral of this story:

Shooting someone in the shins is totally okay, but driving over the speed limit is the worst crime against humanity.

Godammit, Ian's a faggot.

[BATCHARRO]

That's crazy funny AND crazy disturbing.

Also, Sumbah some new dancercise?

[kwertallent]

His art is regressing back to the early style almost.

[LulzIshall]

And so is his mind.

One of these days, he'll make nothing but videos of himself babbling incoherently while shitting himself.

And it will be glorious.

[frostytheaussie]

SHOT MY BABY DOWN

[MasterWyverne]

A gun? Really? He's now saying pretty much that he wants to shoot Liquid?

This guy's getting more insane by the hour. Soon enough he'll be in jail for shooting up a gay bar or something.

But of course, he's Chris, so he wouldn't even know which end shoots bullets.

[hanchiman]

Hopefully the wrong end....

Beside he is too much of a pussy to shot somebody let alone having the strength to hold a piece.

He will probably Shin-ye-hame-ha the homos to "death" in the gay bar, before they anally rape IBA.

[rokudamia]

its not even a real gun its g1 megatron