Conkers Bad Fur Day - Count Conkula/Batula

[IronKingLeo]

Fetch me ze villagers.

[pepperlynn20]

I love Conker such a fun game!! i miss it :( haha

[shadowtiger18]

It was a set up, it started as a simple child's game on the game boy- but that was only to sacrifice the innocence in order to multiply the later games' raunchiness because you're already expecting a cartoonish happy squirrel to be a childish mascot

[DarkHari]

I LOL'd so hard when I saw the Bram Stoker's Dracula parody. XDD



[acidglow]

@DarkHari

It's my fav scene in the game. So funny and so much like the movie =D

[TheDeviantPanda]

I remember playing this when i was little, c: i remembered it scared me alot xD and made my brother do it ;o;

[BlacknLucky2011]

one thing i like about the "remake" is that they added costumes for each part

[FallenSkorm]

vat? ;D

[MegaSuperMang]

Just...

Awesome!

:D

[shad0wassassin067]

getting a bit sick of choc anyway.

[mariomenu]

I love his sleeping voice! <3 :D. Its just so smooth :P

[littlebluewolfie]

I never quite understood the names. I thought "batula" is our creepy transylvanian friend, but "conkula" is written on the tomb outside in his garden. is that his forefather or is he conkula and crawls out of that tomb at night?

[acidglow]

@littlebluewolfie

I put both titles cause someone said it's Conkula.. and I don't really remember when I recorded it. So I just put both for the hell of it.

[littlebluewolfie]

@acidglow well, I guess it's not really important how the hell our beloved vampire-squirrel-thingy is called :)

[kioloup]

@MrRsMaster31 It means idiot.

[MrRsmaster31]

this is actually one of the most disturbing gmaes i still feel sick from the great mighty poo fucking machinima and their top 10 funniest games! what does twat mean anyway!!?!??!

[ConkerTheSquirrel100]

has any1 knows he point at the other picture

[trillfire]

they need to make more parody games, dat shit would make so much money in 2012

[PaisaPK916]

nice hair-do..

VAT?

nothing =D

[spinutto]

of all movie parodies that appear on this game, this is my favorite, hehe

[pipez20]

OMG this world is soo Hard 4 me ^^ i hate the stupids Zombies

[SuperPuffing]

pray follow

[darkshadow700122]

the only part in this game that i lost health and i had a chance to get chocolate but DIDNT is the great mighty poo's domain. trust me, bad idea.

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

I wonder how to speak in a vampire accent?

[kenneth2051]

@TotallyLisaCartoons its translvanian!

[jabronker]

So when he says pray, it's just an archaic way of saying please?

[lvlselect]

PRAY. FOLLOW!

[TehRantare]

@lvlselect Choose one, I can't do both!

[XxTheXNerdXGuyxX]

WHAT IS THIS A PARODY OF? it seems like a interesting movie and i'd like to see it.

[acidglow]

@XxTheXNerdXGuyxX

Bram Stokers Dracula

[XxTheXNerdXGuyxX]

@acidglow Ty, i shall buy the book. You where the only one whom relplied.

[acidglow]

@XxTheXNerdXGuyxX

Watch the movie too. It's very well done and the actors put on a good show.

[0YouKnowThatGuy0]

@XxTheXNerdXGuyxX Are you kidding me? You have never heard of Dracula? I dont know what rock you have been living under.

[joiles01]

@XxTheXNerdXGuyxX You've probably watched it by now, but definitely check the movie. Gary Oldman rocks as Dracula.

[Kirby90886]

Awh! he looks soo cute as a bat

[strawberry505643]

i bought mine at a retro game store for 50 bucks they are out there but there arent a lot of them and they're expensive

[rosiejac]

i feel bad for the villagers they could have helped conker, btw thought batula was gonna have a hilarious voice, but this voice just builds up the creap factor. ps conker makes a cute bat lol

[rosiejac]

to be honest i thought batula, by the look of him, was gonna have a hilarious voice, but this voice just build up the creepy factor, and i feel bad for the villagers they could have helped conker, p.s. conkers such a cute bat 6:08 .

[walecs2]

Sorry, what's the difference between Conkula and Batula

[rosiejac]

@walecs2 conkula is conker as a bat and batula is the boss aka the guy at 0:13

[whYLiE09]

its what i call, A BAD FUR DAY! genius idea!

[RandomCheeseBob]

Reminds me of the guy from the human cenetrpeid

[imnotaverage]

3:43 okay, im 19 and this still creeps me out. love the game

[n3xus100]

anyone notice that he looks like Christopher Walken?

[YMangaka]

15 peoples dont like vampire squirrel-bat stories. XP

[muxmedia7]

i played this game when i was 9, and was too scared of the zombies to get past this level lol.

[Gymrat9598]

@muxmedia7 I know, they freaked me the crap out, then when I was older, I started the game over and hopped onto a Tombstone and popped caps into their heads, still getting the crap scared out of me.

Overall, I got past it and finally beat the game. Epic. Except Berry, or Barry.

[Thepickle54man]

2:14

I never knew Morshu was in this game!

[IronKingLeo]

Fetch me ze villagerz.

[OfWolfLight]

Why is everything bigger than Conker!!?? Even his girlfriend is guilty of the same thing!

[Yosher21]

"Anyway, nice hairdo."

"vat."

"nothing."

[Davide131]

I wish they could put this on Xbox 360 Live Arcade, I'd buy this game twice!

[BanjoPikzooie]

@Davide131

IKR. Or they should make a sequel and have the first as an unlockable.

[Hollyanarchy]

epic game

[ConkersOtherBadDay]

" Anyway, nice hairdo"

"Vat?"

"Nothing!"

[taylorstrickland]

this game is the best ever...i was 8 when i first played it i lovee it sooo much

[Concept127]

count conkula reminds me of the guy from the human centipede

[ElectricTear20]

"I was going to kill you, and drink your blood..." XD

[acidglow]

@ElectricTear20

Say what!?? XD

[Gymrat9598]

@ElectricTear20

"Eh, can we just go back a bit there, the Drinking-my-blood bit."

[MadHouseKing]

Awesome my favorite level of the game.

[SopaDeDinosaurio]

I'm so happy I bought and played this game when I was younger since I hear it's so rare now.

[22LILSLEPPY22Sk]

iam 14 and i remember playin this wen i was 6 or 7 the foxes in the vault the dinosaurs the vs mode this was the best game ever made and dont forget the zombies

[Cristoffer50]

I luv this part haha "nice hairdo"

"bring me more"

nice voice man!!! haha

[nightventure]

My fav. chapter, beginning with zombies. The mansion is perfect to bring your girl over for the weekend (long as there're no undead squirrels chasing after you). Bring a bottle of wine and a whole turkey :)

[walecs2]

It's really similar to the movie Bram Stoker's Dracula

[TheLaughingMan0603]

@walecs2 because it's a sample/parody

[XXcuriXX]

when he says "Pray" he actually means "Prey"

It doesnt mean "please" because at 00:18 he Perfectly says "Please,enter at your own free will"

Pretty awesome game everyone should play it...

[AntonioTheEchidna4]

@XXcuriXX Well it means, prithee, which means "i pray thee". so it means either: I ask of you or I beseech thee too

[AntonioTheEchidna4]

@XXcuriXX Well it means, prithee, which means "i pray thee". so it means either: I ask of you or I beseech thee too

[icekillertony]

i want this game but its rare, why is it rare

[acidglow]

@icekillertony

Ebay!!

[icekillertony]

@acidglow thx, 

[produccionesNX]

@icekillertony because was created by rare xD

[Marius070784]

@icekillertony Because it's made by Rareware lol

[BeaverStudios]

@icekillertony cause its BY rare

[PirahnaProductions]

@icekillertony excuse the pun(it was made by a company called rare)

[vampirerain100]

@icekillertony that and it was made by rare

[Bluemightymorphanran]

@rxiongstie Try ebay

[obsessivechickx]

I love the way he talks.

[kar12894]

if u feed a squirrel chicken it will choke and die : D conker is awesome lol

[louisvercetti]

you are not of noble birth and never vill be my favorite part

[acidglow]

@rxiongstie

You can find a ton of people selling this Nintendo 64 game on.. what else.. Ebay...

[crazycat58]

I love when Conker mentions his idiotic hairdo and the Count's like "Vat?" and they never mention it again!! I always used to burst out laughing at this hairdo in the movie and I think this just further cemented that!!

[xXRoconzaXx]

Wow, awesome voice acting.

[kar12894]

lol he completely ruins his eloquence when he says "ah...shit"

[masterofgods17]

who's that guy here?

he looks like ah..looks like you! \o/

[RazorD0g]

a squirrel..eating meat....lol

[davidforpresident]

chop chop!

[MkWildCat]

...And bring vith you some of the happiness that SO evident in your face.

Conker: =/

[YelloweOrc]

well he always says "Pray" but i think he means "Prey" Oo

[TheFlarbar]

He means ''please come here'' when he says ''pray, come here.'' Furthermore, a vampire would NEVER blatantly expose their grisly intentions by calling their victim ''prey''.

[Talloweed]

You know, Bad Fur Day actually did have some pretty subtle humor in places.

[BigJuicyx3]

That "would like like some vine?" line reminded me of that line from Futurama spoken by Zap Branigan "Lela, would you care for some Sham-Pag-en?"

[lolidestroyallofu]

im gonna have nightmares

[stopthrm]

HAHAHA The Bram Stoker's Dracula reference.

[lolwutturkeybutt]

I love this part, oh and the theme is awesome aswell!! x3

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

lol Bream stoker's Batula

[gamecrunch]

Next thing you know the teddies are gonna go with team Jacob

[Vianerd1]

Count Conkula >>>>>>>> Edward Cullen

[Persian1313]

Lol! Because of his teet, he can't say ''shit'' correctly, so it sounded like ''sit''

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

ahhh.... shit!

[superawesom3]

when i was little i used to be so afraid of this lvl because of the zombies. but im not sure if it is THIS lvl cause i played it wen i was only 5

[w2rockstar]

I just can't take this awesome game seriously. Everytime something seems normal, I'm just waiting for something absurd to happen! Gotta love CBFD!

[RetroMarionette]

"I never drink.... Vine"

Hahahaha that had me going. I've seen the Dracula movie and it's hilarious how they recycled some of the most popular quotes XD

[supersmashman9999]

Fetch me ze Villagers!

[MermaidNeko]

Count Batula is the most awesome vampire ever! And he is HUGE in bat form! o_O

[Meegz0]

I love this guys voice actor XD

[PKMN37]

Hey! That painting at the beginning looks exactly like it does in the remake.

[GeneralMcNuggs]

I just love the whole "dark night in a castle" feel I get every time I watch this scene.

[PvtFCRodent]

We want another Conker! What a classic!

[Garnettoi71]

I love all Conkers little eye rolls!

[bregowine]

Parody of Bram Stocker's Dracula by Francis Ford Coppola... Genius...

[TeamInTheDarkness]

Conker:Nice haido

Count Batula: vat?

Conker:Nothing! XDXDXDXD

[G1i2l3d4e5r]

i loved this level!

[Blahblerdeda]

I hated this level. >_>

[loveyoumorebabyboy]

i miss this game sooo much... =[

[captfalcon7]

Oh Shet it's ze villigers

No I don't Drink Vine

[Garnettoi71]

Whats all this about crossing a threshold? Can someone explain please?

[acidglow]

He willingly entered a Vampires home by stepping in. In old vampire history it's said that a vampire could not enter your home unless it was invited in. In this scene, it's reversed.

[darktornado78]

@Garnettoi71 seeing as how creepy that guy is, you probably wouldnt be surprised if you fell thru the ground now would you?

[juliankazam]

"getting kinda sick of chocolate" i remember that line lol

[Dieenejeweetwel]

batula: and vring with you some of the happines that is so evident in your face

and so lacking in my own...

Conker: wow he is not kidding there

mwahaha

[acidglow]

I love that line too, LOL

[Shikayami]

It's amazing how they copied almost the entire dialogue from the original Dracula movie. Wonder if they had to pay for any rights. But so fucking funny hahaha "Nice hairdo" <-- My thoughts exactly when I watched the movie hahaha

[GeneralMcNuggs]

LOL at the cracked out weresquirrel picture behind Conker when he's eating

[maskofmemories]

The cutest bat ever! Even if he poos on you lmao.

[thomasw78]

"Bring with you some of the happiness that is so evident in your face"

(Conker looks into camera)

LOL

[acidglow]

"and so lacking in mine" lol x2

[NiGHTS88]

It's like some sort of squirrel-Walken-vampire hybrid...

[wrestlinguncovered]

maybe its because I'm a huge Dracula fan but I find this scene ridiculously funny

[acidglow]

The whole game is meant to be funny doing parodies from films.

[wrestlinguncovered]

yeah alot of games that do that are really hit and miss but this one is definitly a classic

[kar12894]

lool i love he ruined his eloquence when he said "ah...shit"

[H3llian667]

lmfao- i laughed the first time i heard him say that hehe xP

[conkerred]

lol i was in teamspeak, and i had this minimized and the guy said conker in the video and i wuz like who da fuk!

[stfucatherine]

getting the villagers was easy, it was getting past the fucking zombies that creeped me out

[theFoxthatTalks]

I wish I could hover LIKE THE SUPERNATURAL!!

[superniitendofan64]

"anyway nice hairdo."

"vat?"

"nothing!"

[CaptMARNEY]

Man, I luv the voice acting for this game!

[linkssidekick404]

ahhhhh shit

LOL

[Conkeratuss]

that part 'vas'

LMFAO :D

[StuffedMannequin]

Whoever is playing Dracula does a badass job.

[Yarghvid]

It's just one guy who does all the male voices, except The Great Mighty Poo, who is also the game director. Pretty fuckin' impressive

[JamesDavy2009]

It's Chris Seavor for your information. His voice was electronically sharpened for the Gregg voice.

[jwah1411]

lol

[CraYzEEJAY456]

the tediz are the best in this game

[Kyhle11]

i love this part.

"ah well, Chop-chop! fetch me ze villigaz, i'am hungry!" xD

[09leo]

this is a little messed up.

[shibbyguy101]

This is my fav scene in the game. I luv this game! :3

[BrainEatingMeteor]

Hahaha! Count Batula is the best! And he always speaks so classy, until the "Shit" part but that's hilarious!

[DualEagle]

I love the voice acting in this game

[yoshimaster20]

i miss this game =(

[TheThirdSister]

"I vas planning to have all this knocked through to make one big eh..." Monty Python and the Holy Grail referance ftw!

[toromemo97]

This is my favorite part of this game. The saving private ryan part was okay...

[MayOceansClaimMe]

this may seem a bit freaky but i like the way the vampire speaks, the deep voice is quite nice to listen to =]

[Kristanni20X6]

Conker looks cute as a bat

[gamemasterxtreme]

LOL another Bram stoker's Dracula paradoy

[Maddiv9090]

dude the shotgun part with the zombies... so fun.. but i was so frustated tryn to find all of them... and the lil girls voice that always laughs with the creepy music ... used to scare the shit outa me

[lostdejavu]

why this version of N64 it's better than the xbox version?... I dont know why but this seems more funny

[Catscan93]

because it was amazing for its time, also the xbox version is just a shitty port...they chained rare down and forced them to laugh in the nintendo fan's faces

[pizzaman1vm]

That Dracula level was hard.

[kielonkielon]

best n64 game ever.

[Catscan93]

God this makes me want to buy a n64 all over again

[SonicPorcupine]

I said....COME HERE!!!!!

[Nubs926]

He sounds like Vamp from MGS. :D

[Jay0929]

"Let me just cross this threshold" funniest part ever

[fleshky9]

I Love That Game!

[Jjwiredinc]

cool

[BlackKakashi1]

i forgot how funny this part was... lol

[Abracamoron]

This guy seems to be the only Serious character in the game.

[Zoralechat]

It's written "whenever I talk about my ancestors..." but it's written "whenever I talk..." here...and I'm sure that in the N64's game, it's written "Whenever you..."

[GigaBowser86]

I never knew vampires swore.

[matthewlax13]

"ah shit!" hahah I laughed so hard when he said that!!

[kimbob5]

when we were allies with the squirrels and the panthers lol that line cracked me up