MST3K - s08e21 - Time Chasers (2/10)

[RichterTheEternal]

Kind of weak plot point from the main character on the original intentions from the main character on how this company should use the time machine. Help the environment? Stop worldwide violence? It will take more than a time machine to change those. Plus, Nick is kinda of a cliche of the ignorant "good guy" main character to want only those things from the use of his invention and to expect others to agree with him. Why are we not surprised when things go wrong later?

[Conkonovae]

I'll just walk back to the past XD

[SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

Chin Guy looks like MST3K Producer, Jim Mallon....ever notice?

[wrightylee1982]

i'm sure this guy is Eddie "the eagle" Edwards!

also, 3:53 Tom Savini has really let himself go!

[wrightylee1982]

i'm sure this guy is Eddie "the eagle" Edwards!

[Aphasia17]

ya...  the um... future. XD lmao

[CertifiedGooner729]

J.K. Robertson looks like Congressman John Boehner lol.

[thesweetness9967]

Lol. Flying toasters are preeetttyy heh he heh.

[applebonker141]

If I had a time machine, I'd go see the Beatles play in Hamburg :'D

[htomsirveaux42]

why did he wallpaper his celling?

[capthavic]

A video comment....OF THE FUTURE!!!!!

[jsnake01]

So... 50 years from now it'll be 3 years from now!

[alaskaTrobot]

You have mail....Pattern baldness

[Servocaster]

He needs more money to fund his work.on a time machine......so he cant get a sports info book or last weeks lottery numbers and get millions...in his fucking time machine.He should go back and start using Rogaine...in his time machine.

[ShadesofScorpius]

"A lesbian ... OF THE FUTURE!"

HAHAHAH Add "Of the future!" to anything and it's suddenly win. :)

"I'll walk back to the past."

[drewcifer721]

Two different plaids? Man, I'm a naked robot and even I know that's a fashion no-no.

[IWannaBeOscarMike]

"Double-hulled tankers are here and oil spills are a memory."

I don't think double-hulled tankers really fixed that problem..

[nocturned85]

The real reason I brought you up here... to CRASH

[ThoughtTraveler]

The poor guy who plays the hero has two balls for a chin. Horrible Genetics.

[johnnyo3535]

nice, you can see the camerman's reflection in the stove.

[OzzyFan87]

I would go back to new years eve 1979 so i could live through the 80s.

[pretorious700]

@OzzyFan87 You wouldn't say that if you had.

[OzzyFan87]

@pretorious700 No, i would love to live through the 70s and 80s. I got screwed over, really dude i did.

[RoscoBrittin]

"rockin".look i know he's just an actor but i wanna put that chin to the test and clock him one.

[jeste4187]

Oh here's grandma now, I'll introduce you.

Nick: ....and she's going to try skydiving for the very first time.

Crow: Not gonna go too well if you know what I mean.

LOL this was the best show on TV...I miss you MST3K!

[nelsonr12]

"uh, this is pizza hut sir"

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Anybody seen part 1?

[mst3k54]

I'll walk back to the past.

[puppetgeneral39]

"What the hell Nick! Take us 50 years into the future!"

Wow she is sooooo exciting. You could pick anytime in existence and you pick 50 years into the future? Boooorriiinnnggggg!

[TomMSTie]

I know, why not go back in time and kick Hitler in the nads?

[Gaslight61375]

I recently saw the hero guy in a local VT ad for Co-op Insurance. Nearly fell off the couch when I saw him. XD

[hill9868]

Is she sitting on moustache guy's knees?

[handsomebwonderful81]

food courts OF THE FUTUTRE

[fordieform]

so in the future kids will be gay agents?

i fkkn LOLD

-hero

[JohnFromSpace]

2041 sucks!

[ichigatsujohn]

I might be totally crazy, but I think our lead actor (with a haircut and better glasses) is actually kinda cute...

[annthebold]

He really isn't that bad! Take away the mullet and give 'em some 21st century glasses...who knows? He does have a nice popo (even if it is covered with moss and dirt later in the film...)

[ichigatsujohn]

Cool - I'm not alone here! Thanks...

[tjt2383]

You might not be alone but you're still crazy lol

[desertrose777]

"I'd like that"

Crow: "Oh, man here we go."

hehehe

[EVSjahms]

"Nice plane, but it needs more plaid."

[uruseiranma]

Nick: "I know you both think I'm full of it, but you won't in a minute."

Eww!

[Aljomafo]

I'll walk back to the past. Perfect.

[DarkDJ27]

this is one of my fav ones!!!

[baronvg]

Bob Evil's speech/accent is killing me! Haha!

[Akira625]

0:32 Looks like he's wearing a hair-net like some lunch lady.

[livinintwilightzone]

"To CRASH!!!" Whoooo!! Do it! Do it!

[RusselBertrand]

So in the future kids become gay agents....LMFAO

they got that right

[ubergo]

7:38-7:41, Cro, as funny as that was,

NO ONE PREVENTS JIM CARREY!!!

[mitchbuff]

best mst3000 episode ever!!!

[Metew2]

I know the people that made this movie... so when it came on TV I called everyone to watch as a group. I don't think I laughed so hard as when we watching MST trash this movie we had all seen before.

[iaintnocommie]

Where the hell is part 1?

[feverdeanmg]

In case no one has told you Viacom has bought the rights to MST3K and are now taking down episodes in random order to be annoying in anticipation of their DVD releases.

Sucks! ! ! ! !

[theredinhuman]

o shit thanx for the info

[thelatedavidsmith]

i hope sumner redstone chokes soon

[ShinyRayquaza2]

Technically, they don't OWN the rights...just feel like we shouldn't watch TV anymore on the internet...Viacom's a dick.

[MegaHAnzIV]

@feverdeanmg whatever happened to "keep ciculating the tapes"!? fuck them!

[CarolinaOcelot]

"Rockin'!"

[sokarsfleet]

Lets call the hero Chinface.

[frankconjr]

Geek with a mullet = Gullet

[JHZildjian]

"Su"

"Su?"

[Cinemaniac7]

"So in the future kids become gay agents?" Holy damn I spit my drink out at that

[luexiana]

he's trying awfully hard to be micheal j fox

[lilsalty246]

Oh, this is big....and PINK!

Here comes Grandma now...

LOL XD

[firecad2006]

weres part 3?

[moderndaechristine]

where's part 1??

[postalgbv]

"Go ahead and pick a date in time, past or future, whatever."

"Now."

[skuppy]

fuck, i have to watch this one where you douchebags just quote the shit out of everything. wish that other guy didn't have this bit stolen by viacom. oh, well. after t his, it's straight back to the other guy with fewer views and no quote-happy morons.

[ChappaMan17]

lol the future has nothing significant about it

[daughterofolaf]

"So 50 years from now it'll be 3 years from now." lol

"Yeah well...I'm going over to Sbarro."

[hpa2005]

"Uh, this is Pizza Hut, sir"

[jeannec1]

How was the first video taken off youtube for copyright violation while the rest of the movie is still here? Do they do that deliberately to piss people off?

[lockhedp38]

yes!! -_-

[jeannec1]

And to think they'd do it to such good folk like MSTies. The travesty of it all.

[lockhedp38]

Well they want us to buy the movies and I would If my pockets started bursting with benjamins

[jeannec1]

Oh, if only.

Perhaps though we MSTies can form a secret society within youtube; all the people with videos can rename every video with special codes that only we would know about!

Wow, that might not be the worst idea I've had today.

[lockhedp38]

too bad if it comes to that but oh well

[PantisMantis]

Man, I was looking forward to the skydiving grandma.....

[ShadesofScorpius]

"In the future kids become gay agents?"

"I'll walk back to the past."

AHAHAH! LOVE IT!

[hpa2005]

Crow: "This is Pizza Hut sir"

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

A floppy disk for breakfast, honey?

The X-Files goes to Dublin.

Hey, look, a lesbian OF THE FUTURE!

Hi, I'm Bob Evil!

[Kinemacolour]

I feel like I've seen this guy before on TV commercials or something.

He takes a disk out of a Commodore and puts it in a PC?

[ConradZaar]

"You see, my grandmother is turning 75 tomorrow, and she's going to try skydiving for the very first time."

"And it's not going to go too well, if you know what I mean."

"We can send Bob Saget to meet Charlemange."

[CrabOfDoom]

So... why didn't genius boy pull that bank-a-dollar-in-the-past stunt, himself? He could've given himself his own research grant and never have needed EvilCo. Stupid movie inventors, always thinking small.

[thephotoplayer]

Then there'd be no conflict and no story.

[ConradZaar]

Yes, and the glory that is "Time Chasers" would never have been born.

[OwenW002]

7:20 Servo- "Hey look, a lesbian OF THE FUTURE."

[only257]

hililarous tom servo and crow make me laugh in this episode!

[skinnerburgers]

Oh wow, giant floppy disks. That brings me back.

[only257]

skinnerburgers i agree with you about the giant floppy disks actually we still have floppy disks though at my house since 1993

[thelatedavidsmith]

laughed fucking hard at the radisson hotel in the background

[anmst3kfan]

You've got male ... pattern baldness!

[kneecutleries]

Some of my favorite MST3K jokes are the lame ones like that!

[three2one2]

"You brought us up here today to look at your..."

"Hinder!"

LOL

[HelterSlelter13]

- the X files goes to Dublin!

- Sure, I'm an unappealing actor in a bad movie, Sure!

- Two different plaids? i'm a naked robot and even I know that's a fashion no-no!

- He has a COMPUTER, wow!

- This plane, enables whoever's inside it to... Get a film career that quickly dies!

- Look, the transport countdown on the COMPUTER!

- So fifty years from now it'll be THREE years from now!

- I want you to buy me an orange julius

[mrevans60]

I'll walk back to the past. That one was great.

[CarolinaOcelot]

"Rockin!"

[Tulapeiwa]

Hey, look, a lesbian... of the FUTURE!

Food courts... of the FUTURE!!

[NeoSquirrel]

"Stupid Grandma leaver-outers!"

Gen-Cowrrr!

[jah2187]

Crow: Oh, I forgot to ask, uh, neither of you have heart valves, do you?

Servo: Oh, and did either of you eat breakfast this mor- oh you did, huh?

That exchange made me crack up SO hard.

[gecko44144]

Hey look guys the transmit countdown on the COM-PUTER

[mblizzle09]

Bad Actor: "Now, the real reason why I brought you up here today.."

Crow: "to Crash!" lol

[Kongwalker]

"she's going to try skydiving for the very first time."

Crow: It's not going to go to well if you know what i mean.

lmfao

[TheSpriteMonster]

Wow, Fifty years into the future looks like the mystery Science Theater Logo-oh wait.

[DAVIDInitiative]

Crow: You could send an egg into the future!

Lol Crow really was funny in this one.

[SamuralPrince]

Look Guys the transmit countdown on the computer

[lamancha2]

In the future, kids will have mobile phones...

[BobbySimone86]

"I brought you here.. Crow: to Crash!!" hahaha

[ngobleus]

"I'll walk back to the past."

[SamuralPrince]

crow's the star of this one

[mrhat1978]

we could send bob saget to meet charlamagne!

[sjengstler]

"you've got mail!... pattern baldness"

[spuds52693]

"Flying toasters are pretty hu hu."

[RubyCosmos]

AHAHAHA he said 'reverse the polarity.' Doctor Who technobabble FTW.

[lifeofbob]

pick a date in time, past or future.

mike : "now."

[FaithLestrange]

"I'll walk back to the past." lol

[UpSky2]

7:22-7:24 'a lesbian of the future' ??? apparently an "ancestor" of hers was in 'The Graduate', seen walking with Katharine Ross at college cf. Google result for "youtube Simon and Garfunkel - Are you going to Scarborough Fair" 4:24.

(Nobody in The Graduate ever wore a long leather coat, some types apparently have no ancestors ;)

[nightowl685]

ione rule of indie filmmaking: make the film that is within your means to do so. if you can't convincingly send your heroes to 2041, dont send them to 2041.

[ShinyRayquaza2]

Servo: You've got mail...pattern baldness!

"Oil spills were a memory."

Mike: A good memory.

(Nick explains about his "fuel-efficient" plane over the phone)

Crow: Uh, this is Pizza Hut, sir.

"Sure!"

Servo: Sure, I'm an unappealing actor in a bad movie, sure!

Crow: Oh no, it's Plane Protection Services, they know I kissed my plane!

[MadduxFanII]

You know, on some level I feel bad for the...um, star of this movie. He's clearly TRYING. He's emoting as hard he can, damn it. He WANTS to be good. He just doesn't have the tools to pull it off.

At least he cares, which is more than you can say for the stars in most of these movies.

[NecrosisOfLight]

That is without doubt the dumbest comment I've ever heard.

"What use is a time machine to Gene corp?"

Oh I don't know beyond the fact ITS A FUCKING TIME MACHINE

[TheReestart]

in retrospect, maybe nick should have called Pizza Hut instead

[dazedlady]

Haha, the main characters chin and mullet are nothing but EPIC!!!!

[ByrdBryans]

4:45, He lied in order to get people to believe him, yeah that makes perfect sense.

6:42 Looking at a pixelizated "future" horizon instead of out the window. Again, perfect sense.

[SUPERNERD77]

Hey, look! A lesbian....OF THE FUTURE!

[deadwing0]

"But that's not why I brought you here."

- I need you to buy me an Orange Julius.

[bliss1083]

I thought they would have made fun of the sonic the hedgehog watch he had on at 1:34...

[bloodrocuted]

"Oh man, here we go... "

[PdubthePatriot]

I didn't know that putting a commodore 64 in your plane made it a time machine lol

[ShinyRayquaza2]

He has a...COM-PU-TER! Wow!

[TheSabessa]

Crow:"Sooo...in the future children become gay agents?"

That made me laugh really hard XD

[PdubthePatriot]

You got mail.... patterned baldness!

[knightclawer]

[at 4:53] : "This plane,this stuff....enables who's inside the plane....ummm!...."

Mike Nelson: "Get a film Career that quickly dies!" LOL

7:24 Mike Nelson: "Food courts...OF THE FUTURE!"

Me: "the Food count looks like 1996-ish." LOL

[DeadKingSteel]

"I just realised your grandmother died when we were kids"

For some reason I found funny.

[Tareltonlives]

So our "hero"'s first act is to lie about his dead grandmother. Thanks, movie!

[lysis28]

"Hey look! A lesbian ... OF THE FUTURE!"

[Tareltonlives]

"Food courts...OF THE FUTURE!"

[Nixel85]

"the ummm..... future...."

[jcas3131]

"sorry i killed you Gary, nothing personal"

lol greatest show ever

i wish i could go to a theater and do this but it probably wouldnty be as good

[lysis28]

"So in the future kids become gay agents?"

"So 50 years for now it will be 3 years from now?"

[Nixel85]

ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!?!! The Movie just Assumes that if some guy should randomly have a time traveling airplane after TEN whole minutes?!?!?! oh dear god...................where do these scripts come from??!?!

[Herr12]

From a monkey?

[VelvetVixen21]

yeah, he doesn't need funding from GenCorp bcuz he could get future lottery numbers or stock picks, etc.

[pigeggs1]

"Uh, this is Pizza Hut sir."

[livinintwilightzone]

Actually I think our "hero" has the same creepy vibe as the early seasons of MST3K's host LARRY, only blonde.

[livinintwilightzone]

Nice wallpapered ceiling there.

What kind of handshake was THAT?!

[elow13]

"marv hey its me and im NUDE!" bahahah

[Healing2Suffer]

Flying toasters are pretty!

[RBEO22]

fffaaaaaaaaaalllllll!!!

[SAGEBOT500]

So fifty years from now is... three years from now. Got it.

[rushnerd]

I love it when Mike or the bots address the movie directly xD

[lysis28]

Same here. And more than other episodes, it seems. And Mike is more silent than usual.

[CrimsonSapphire45]

Servo is right, I demand a sky diving granny

[Stormwysper]

Rockin!!

[Mariamousie]

"I'll walk back to the past."

[No1Jetthead]

"Oh yeah, we could prevent Newt Gingrich, Jim Carey and the Smashing Pumpkins!"

[justlikeheathen]

I like when Pink Boy says that if you put money in the bank in the past you'd be a millionaire in the future, and Nick doesn't realize that if he did that he wouldn't need a Gencorp Grant.

[thequay1]

Love how she assumes he only has one grandmother ...

[pmalone4]

8:52 How's he gonna call him when he's fifty years in the future?

[thedaemonforever]

Agree with Crow a hundred percent. When I first saw this guy, I automatically assumed he was assisting the main character. This guy definitely DOES NOT have any screen presence to lead a main character in a movie.

[mariechaton]

totally. they could've got a C or D-rate Hollywood actor...this guy is like, Q-rate.

[limenlimpidgreen]

hahahahahahaha

[ArcaneOmen2041]

Maybe they gave it to him out of pity.

*Starts to wonder if he would have enough screen presence for no reason. . .then realizes it could have been an MST3K host segment skit for this EP*

Servo:"Do YOU have enough screen presence?"

Crow:"Well Mike we've gone through several highly trivial methods and have decided that. . ."

[HollyBee9000]

You've got mail... PATTERN BALDNESS!

[RedMistie]

I love the pink blazer on the chunky guy from "ConGlomCo". Is that velvet? Very realistic business attire. I wouldn't wear that to walk down Castro Street.

[brrrenna]

"So fifty years from now kids become gay agents?"

[rabapab23]

Fifty years from now, it'll be three years from now..

[Cocheese0]

He has a sweet Commodore 64 on his plane

And he's bringing a sweet, future strain of bacteria and viral infections to the present