Did any of you figure out that Samara is a Ardoc'yachi? That's why all of her daughters are Ardoc'yachi and is why you cant romance her. She probably wants to go out with you, she just does'nt want you to to die.
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Hey guys ever thought of neglecting samara. Cause i did to see wat happens and turns out wen i did she started flirting with me a bit. Even though i already had a romance with tali. Strange i wonder if samara likes it wen u say just glad to be friends.
@HappyIsFleeting She's 800, actually. Asari live to be 1000, she's spent "half her life" chasing Morinth who is "400 years old", and said she only has a couple hundred years left.
The only one i wanted to fuck in the galaxy is the one fucking sentient life form that refuses to bang Sheperd......roll on Mass Effect 3....I know i can land that Asari Plane
lol Looks like a young Martha Stewart in gardening clothes and waaay too much makeup...She'll save the galaxy AND do the decor... Jokes aside, the actual build of the face looks good enough. I blame it on Bioware's poor character editor...
Shepard: Enough of this follow the code BS..Love me or i'll order EDI to airlock your ass right now!! We'll both die..but cerberus will bring me back...
I like my Shepard better.. not for the heavy make up. But good job with her.. one thing don't do is good face tools. My Shep is a red head with green eyes.. pale skin and the brown based make up with a nude lip gloss.. She looks good :D and yeah there are a lot of us gal gamers out there just guys always assume you are a guy... I guess they are all jaded by being burn't too many times as real gals don't fall for their crummy pick up lines :D
I must admit your fem shepard looks great, mine looks a little on the Gothic side, then again with back story and the shit that she went through in ME1 you couldn't blame her. When I went for a romance in this game, nothing really happend not too sure if you can flirt with Kelly more once you've finished the mission, rumours and clips say you can. But yeah nice clip, no asari love for fem shepard though, but then again!
Maybe its for the best considering all three of her daughters ended up being Ardat-Yakshi and the fact if Samara and Shepard were to have a daughter, imagin an Ardat-Yakshi with Shepard's libdo. OMG, no one will survive
@oOCryingWolfOo "YOU CAN EDIT BOOB SIZES OF YOUR PARTNER AND FULL NUDITY AND SEX" "Even though we never played or looked at them game at all or did any form of actual jurnalism or fact finding because we are fox new and we are awesome like that."
You know... WHat they do for every story. they mak... up
I chose Garus for the second squad leader twice and chose Mordin as the specialist and Samara as the biotic specialist, Mordin died :( everyone else survived
@TheAssesKicker I didn't know that he would die as a specialist....I chose him because he knew a lot....I was like NO :( when he got a shot to the head. Should of chosen someone else.
Your Shepard does look good. Lemme guess, her profile is a Colonist, who became a War Heroine. And then I'm guessing Sentinel or Engineer as specialties.
I hate female shepard when it comes to making a relationship with another female character. It just doesn't go right and it kinda spoil the mood somehow... maybe it's just because i am so used to the male version!
I always thought that it was a real compliment to Shepard on Samara's part when she says that she never thought that someone so young could touch her; this is made all the more poignant when you consider that Samara is very old, even for an asari (if not a thousand already, she's definitely pushing it). And was I the only one that got the feeling that Samara wanted to say 'yes' to Shepard, wanted to SO badly, but just couldn't due to her Code?
*Middle finger to Bioware* STUPID PRESS GETTING ALL OVERREACTIVE ABOUT SEX.
Actually, I blame America (I live in America, But this is my opinion.)
Sex is friggin' taboo out here, so when bioware showed that to *little kids* (IT'S RATED FUCKING M WHAT THE HELL PARENTS ARE YOU STUPID?!?!?!), The press flipped the fuck out and was like "OMG X-BOX IS NOW SEX-BOX DIS GAME IS INAPPROPRIATE."
Talk about tables getting turned. In every relationship, Shepard has the chance to pretty much cockblock, or as Kankles2013 said---very epically worded---Twat Swat someone. But with Samara, it is Shepard who is left standing at the space alter.
then suddenly it turns out she is an ardat yakshi in disguise
TheDeathriders101 1 day ago
stop recording videos with a potato please...O.o
somzer 6 days ago
I haven't got anything to do on ME2 now that I've destroyed the Collector Base
Humansrule457 1 month ago
@Humansrule457
There's the DLC, and ME3 is out in like a month.
KingDiamondHead 4 weeks ago
@KingDiamondHead I've done fire Walker Zaeed, I've got Normandy DLC haven't done it yet
Humansrule457 3 weeks ago
@Humansrule457
Lair of the Shadow Broker is the best. The Arrival is pretty meh though.
KingDiamondHead 3 weeks ago
i bet there will be even more cockblocks by blue aliens in mass effect 3
16bicboy 2 months ago
Did any of you figure out that Samara is a Ardoc'yachi? That's why all of her daughters are Ardoc'yachi and is why you cant romance her. She probably wants to go out with you, she just does'nt want you to to die.
keyonipotts 5 months ago
@keyonipotts Ardat-Yakshi are sterile.
KainSlash 4 months ago
@keyonipotts idiot samara isnt and ardat-yakshi but her daughters are...
7megaboy7 2 months ago
Bioware trolled us all.
CloneByDesign 5 months ago
REJECTION
jaybuschmann 5 months ago
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ORTmusic 5 months ago
Your Shep is sweet
KunKosh 6 months ago
oh hes in the friendz zone now ,rejection sucks :(
mastertheoneajma 6 months ago
REJECTION!
ZerohMetal 7 months ago
biotic cockblock
Pandorum0610 7 months ago 2
Fox news act like spoilt kids. The game is 15 rated you can get stronger Manga vids than ME1 or 2.
relshar 7 months ago
another time, another life = Mass Effect 3
merksperk2 7 months ago 8
Shepard(thinks)- now she is gonna kiss me!
Samara- In another time...another life.
Shepard- SHIT!!!!!!!
minidevil45 7 months ago
As has been said, you have a very pretty FemShep.
Fun little clip, even if she couldn't quite convince her.
Thanks for posting this up!
SilverbackRon 8 months ago
Female Shepards can romance Kelly and Morinth, there's dialogue recorded for it, you can patch it back into the game.
darthbandon10 8 months ago
you have a really pretty shepard
osheem 8 months ago
i wish u could get with her, i mean look at dem big ol titties
gunit2011 8 months ago
PERCIEVABLE SOUNDS MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THEM?
Also: other than the sound issues, nice vid.
TheHomemadeArsenal 8 months ago
REJECTED!
TheFatalityStudios 9 months ago
When the camera gets so close, I swear she is the living image of Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan.
Just make your character to resemble Crichton, have him wear the informal clothes and replay this conversation.
Instant FarScape 3D Rpg gaming.
Godlance 9 months ago
Hey guys ever thought of neglecting samara. Cause i did to see wat happens and turns out wen i did she started flirting with me a bit. Even though i already had a romance with tali. Strange i wonder if samara likes it wen u say just glad to be friends.
TheRandomPeoplz1 9 months ago
atleast this isnt a 2 hours game lol -___-
007foppe 9 months ago
thats not a romance, thats a cockblock, by a blue alien
XxCedDragoNxX 10 months ago 44
@XxCedDragoNxX ASSUMINING DIRECT CONTROL!
PROkiller16 10 months ago
@XxCedDragoNxX But a female shepard.... would have no cock to block.
Twatswat would seem like a more appropriate term
StratmanHSS 5 months ago
Samara is like a 20 year old MILF xD
MuelaKnife 10 months ago 52
@MuelaKnife 20 going on 800
SCARREDMIND 9 months ago 5
@MuelaKnife try 946 man
HappyIsFleeting 7 months ago
@HappyIsFleeting She's 800, actually. Asari live to be 1000, she's spent "half her life" chasing Morinth who is "400 years old", and said she only has a couple hundred years left.
Kayriel 6 months ago
@MuelaKnife actualy Samara is more like 1000 years old. Just an fyi lol. Thats slightly more then 20 years old. =P
TheFlyWahine 7 months ago
@TheFlyWahine I think he means that she looks like she's 20.maybe IDK
FeartheBinky 7 months ago
Epic!
XBOXNationTVHD 10 months ago
OUCH , Shepard got DUMPED. REJECTED! BOOO-YA!
charlesp5912 10 months ago
@charlesp5912
Lol thats Jacob's reaction after he got dumped for Samara
mclovinakapascal 10 months ago
The only one i wanted to fuck in the galaxy is the one fucking sentient life form that refuses to bang Sheperd......roll on Mass Effect 3....I know i can land that Asari Plane
HatersGonnaHate1000 10 months ago
Samara rocks. She is so charming and graceful. It's a pity you can't romance her, but this scene moved me all the same.
blackswordsman89 10 months ago 5
Ur femshep looks good :)
direddevils 10 months ago
i tried that with my male shepard.....she killed me xD
EvilMonk100 10 months ago
Samara's hotter than Miranda.
ZombieTurtlez 10 months ago
She went to masturbate. Quite, to the female bathroom!!! :D
furyberserk 11 months ago
@furyberserk lol most likely seeing what just went on
BuckCherry225 10 months ago
I bet Samara actually really wanted to reave Sheperd's vg if you know what I mean
Desgax 11 months ago
Lesbians are sick!!!
bergenstation 11 months ago
I'm a girl gamer and I was PISSED when I saw that i couldn't pursue a romance with Samara. Hopefully in ME3
nanarocxie 11 months ago
fem shepard here with liara and tali romance :>
dukansupamejsnygg 11 months ago
You into inter-species lesbian action?
lostn65 11 months ago
lol Looks like a young Martha Stewart in gardening clothes and waaay too much makeup...She'll save the galaxy AND do the decor... Jokes aside, the actual build of the face looks good enough. I blame it on Bioware's poor character editor...
ChStapeler 11 months ago
Destroying collector base is a must if he wants it so badly the illusive man should of come killed all the collectors an taken it himself :P
Freebs311 11 months ago
God you Shep is ugly must take a girl to make a girl character
NeverletyoufallNever 11 months ago
Wait... you can have lesbian romances too? Oh shit, I'm so starting a new file
TheSludgeMan 11 months ago
BOOTY-BLOCKED!
SinerAthin 1 year ago
i still have liara =D
bioblitzer 1 year ago
I bet she went to do Thane...
kusindan 1 year ago
Dissed!
tuhkasaari95 1 year ago
idk whats a more fail. That u didnt kiss her and wasted my time. Or that i even came to this video...........Double fail fuk you
zero0infinitelife 1 year ago
why does nobody use the '' what about just sex'' option,maybe that works for fucking her,but not a relationship
nikolaslaven 1 year ago
cock blocked
HRH787 1 year ago
XD, your Shepard looks cute ^ ^
Arro2Xinario 1 year ago
tease moaarrr
ringthatkill 1 year ago
My god her colors are so wacky.
AntiGuardiian 1 year ago
"Minge teasin' bitch!!"
SAMagic 1 year ago
oh damn...I was into see some alien lesbian stuff...UFOPORNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
michalskrenek 1 year ago
giggity
Eonnn84 1 year ago
Shepard: Enough of this follow the code BS..Love me or i'll order EDI to airlock your ass right now!! We'll both die..but cerberus will bring me back...
kordulus 1 year ago 5
this is how rape starts...
thirdlegUK 1 year ago 2
This isnt romance, this is just denying it.
Klickker 1 year ago
rejected!!! hahahaha
adamjamesbond007 1 year ago
I like my Shepard better.. not for the heavy make up. But good job with her.. one thing don't do is good face tools. My Shep is a red head with green eyes.. pale skin and the brown based make up with a nude lip gloss.. She looks good :D and yeah there are a lot of us gal gamers out there just guys always assume you are a guy... I guess they are all jaded by being burn't too many times as real gals don't fall for their crummy pick up lines :D
seraphyn22 1 year ago
I must admit your fem shepard looks great, mine looks a little on the Gothic side, then again with back story and the shit that she went through in ME1 you couldn't blame her. When I went for a romance in this game, nothing really happend not too sure if you can flirt with Kelly more once you've finished the mission, rumours and clips say you can. But yeah nice clip, no asari love for fem shepard though, but then again!
Demonizer68 1 year ago
Tbh I'm totally gay for Samara! :)
MikuReii 1 year ago
for my playthrough.
Garrus-squad leader
Legion-Tech expert
Mordin-Escort
Samara-Biotic specialist
Jacob-Second squad leader.
Jack was unloyal.
Word of advice, never let Zaeed lead your squads he gets your buddies killed.
Aritakeclan 1 year ago
@Aritakeclan Zaeed is perfect for the Chakwas escort mission tho
Waliduz 1 year ago
@Waliduz i usually choose mordin to escort Dr. Chakwas
Aritakeclan 1 year ago
we got so close, we almost kissed and i jizzed in my pants. ( 1:39 )
funnyman322 1 year ago
What a teasee
Bluesteel202 1 year ago
So this is what they meant when they said Vagina-block.
SpawnPirate 1 year ago 3
Cock block! Oh wait, it was femsheperd, ummmm..... Well...... Shit lol
DuneManta 1 year ago 3
@DuneManta a twat swat
joshp6585 1 year ago
Shepard: Samara, I...
Samara: Not so fast Shepard!
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mindAttackz 1 year ago
Nice FemShep xDitsa beaut right there asari are my second favorite race my frit fave is the quarians :D go tali xD
TheNormandySR2 1 year ago
more like... Mass effect female shepard romance FAIL - Samara
Gamerkid05 1 year ago
i was like what about a casual sex! hahaah she said nop I just want to screw female crew. it worked with jack though.
piron416 1 year ago
So much for the MILF fantasy people.
92McCord 1 year ago
Maybe its for the best considering all three of her daughters ended up being Ardat-Yakshi and the fact if Samara and Shepard were to have a daughter, imagin an Ardat-Yakshi with Shepard's libdo. OMG, no one will survive
MastaMetalzilla 1 year ago
what a homo !
SixtySky987 1 year ago
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D:
My Renegade male Shepard received a god-tier cockblock.
He was like "We have a connection, Samara."
And Samara was like "LOLNO." , after which she practically told me to get the fuck out of the room. D:
UshiromiyaReiji 1 year ago
Why does Samara need "time?"...When comander shepard was the one who got dumped?
Eserpess 1 year ago
Fem Shepard: And I got moist for nothing.
Eggheadcobra 1 year ago
man that's one ugly Shepard =))
BurningIceGod 1 year ago
Blue Space Bich givin you Blue Space balls?? Now get the latest in salarian tech: Roofy Ray
"I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite form of entertainment"
plasma4ce 1 year ago
i think the only reason why we couldt romance with her is cuz of fox news ><
thetruesithis 1 year ago 92
@thetruesithis Or you might be able to continue in ME3 :D
AncientAncestor 1 year ago
@thetruesithis It IS because of them. When the game came out Bioware said so. FUCKING fox news!!!
StasAnanas 11 months ago
@thetruesithis what did fox news have to do with samara?
oOCryingWolfOo 8 months ago
@oOCryingWolfOo just watch the fox news thing with mass effect and youll see -,-
thetruesithis 8 months ago
@oOCryingWolfOo "YOU CAN EDIT BOOB SIZES OF YOUR PARTNER AND FULL NUDITY AND SEX" "Even though we never played or looked at them game at all or did any form of actual jurnalism or fact finding because we are fox new and we are awesome like that."
You know... WHat they do for every story. they mak... up
Wolfstanus 8 months ago
girls shouldn't be treated differently for playing games...
BillyChaka 1 year ago
Harbinger laughing his Reaper ass off in Dark space: THAT HURTS YOU.
Btw your Shepard is pretty :3
TheSilverSeraph 1 year ago 2
CRAPPY GRAPHICS!!!
ultimatekotorfan 1 year ago
In another time, in another life... Now that is some heavy words...
FreddeX91 1 year ago
I am disappoint......
FunkyBunneh 1 year ago
1:38 epic FAIL!!!!!!! lmao
JamastaEYIN 1 year ago
Gah. No blue boobs.
TillDeathAndBack 1 year ago
OMG ur sherphead looks like mine cept with blonde har 0.o
ad45376 1 year ago 8
@ad45376 That's awesome! does your Shep have black hair or brown?
SniperWolfMGS88 1 year ago 4
@SniperWolfMGS88 black hair
ad45376 1 year ago
@SniperWolfMGS88 moar liek bland instaed of blonde cuz it r boringz *troll faec*
No I'm kidding :D (I'm a comic relieve kind of person)
Desgax 11 months ago
hey are you a girl if u are THEN UR ASWOOOOMEEE XD
TheDream123451 1 year ago
@TheDream123451 Yes I am lol a proud gamer gal ;)
SniperWolfMGS88 1 year ago 66
@SniperWolfMGS88 awesome :) i never find any gamer girls it would be awesome knowing some in person so much more to talk about. (im a guy though) lol
luvetohate 1 year ago
@luvetohate i know lots of gamer guys who pretend to be girls online.... u like?
frewcc 1 year ago
@SniperWolfMGS88 haha nice to meet a chick who appreciates the right type of games ;)
adamjamesbond007 1 year ago
@SniperWolfMGS88 :D wonder how mass effect 3 is gonna be
OBMify 1 year ago
@SniperWolfMGS88 Thats awesome. What conosle or PC^.^?
AcheNone 1 year ago
@SniperWolfMGS88 Gamer girl FTW, all girl should like video games like you
MrHalliigan 1 year ago
she must be going to masturbate using biotic tentacles now lolololol i deffinately wouldnt...... :-P
ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO 1 year ago
is the romance different than when you do it with a man? with samara
Finiras 1 year ago
I chose Garus for the second squad leader twice and chose Mordin as the specialist and Samara as the biotic specialist, Mordin died :( everyone else survived
TheZezt 1 year ago
@TheZezt How dare you? Mordin is one of the most awesome characters in mass effect , you should re-do the mission.
TheAssesKicker 1 year ago
@TheAssesKicker I didn't know that he would die as a specialist....I chose him because he knew a lot....I was like NO :( when he got a shot to the head. Should of chosen someone else.
TheZezt 1 year ago
@TheZezt well if you decided to do it again , then know exactly what you're doing .good luck :/
TheAssesKicker 1 year ago
Your Shepard does look good. Lemme guess, her profile is a Colonist, who became a War Heroine. And then I'm guessing Sentinel or Engineer as specialties.
Agent1W 1 year ago
"shepard, excuse me..."(but i need to go to the toilet and finger myself now)
MadMAn12gauge 1 year ago
@inaciom116 I made a video on how you can get a similar looking Femshep like mine, hope that helps :)
SniperWolfMGS88 1 year ago
u got DENIIIIIED
Potatonaught 1 year ago
Female Shepard got blue ovaries.
maigaard7 1 year ago
1:40 epic shootdown.
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Genol3oost 1 year ago
I hate female shepard when it comes to making a relationship with another female character. It just doesn't go right and it kinda spoil the mood somehow... maybe it's just because i am so used to the male version!
lBugslBunny 1 year ago
I always thought that it was a real compliment to Shepard on Samara's part when she says that she never thought that someone so young could touch her; this is made all the more poignant when you consider that Samara is very old, even for an asari (if not a thousand already, she's definitely pushing it). And was I the only one that got the feeling that Samara wanted to say 'yes' to Shepard, wanted to SO badly, but just couldn't due to her Code?
DorianMichaelsIII 1 year ago
Really nice work with your fem Shephard. Cute blonde skilled with a gun? Oh my... Ashley could be jelaous
RogatyRozpruwacz 1 year ago
i cant make any hot fem sheps otherwise my parents take away the game(im not that old btw)
Fairport4Life 1 year ago
*Middle finger to Bioware* STUPID PRESS GETTING ALL OVERREACTIVE ABOUT SEX.
Actually, I blame America (I live in America, But this is my opinion.)
Sex is friggin' taboo out here, so when bioware showed that to *little kids* (IT'S RATED FUCKING M WHAT THE HELL PARENTS ARE YOU STUPID?!?!?!), The press flipped the fuck out and was like "OMG X-BOX IS NOW SEX-BOX DIS GAME IS INAPPROPRIATE."
Never listen to them again, Bioware.
,,|,, the press.
SandOprods 1 year ago 6
Is It Just Me Or Is Samara Walking To The Mens Room O.O Something Your Not Telling Us Samar?
MsAppleMuncher 1 year ago
haha the character doesnt actualy look bad.
VEN0MXVI 1 year ago
dumb blue bitch show us some ass
joealtair3000 1 year ago
yum
hattrickster33 1 year ago
she's going to bathroom in the end?
HyperionVI 1 year ago
Was anyone able to do this with Male Shep?
YinYang1st 1 year ago
wow, I had no idea that dialogue progression even existed. Bioware always blows my mind....ill have to play as a female shep one of these days
cmr415 1 year ago
samara is such a milf
Chickenhunter9 1 year ago
and Samara exscuses herself to the shower to feverishly masterbate and cry
ColeVecsion 1 year ago
i have samara romance hahahahhaha
gamekings1000 1 year ago
обломщица
BrightBrig 1 year ago
REJECTED!
gangsta28ny 1 year ago
You girl, missed the BBC. (Big Boobs Chance)^^
Daphran 1 year ago
i didnt destroy the base
Ech0F0xtr0t 1 year ago
Talk about tables getting turned. In every relationship, Shepard has the chance to pretty much cockblock, or as Kankles2013 said---very epically worded---Twat Swat someone. But with Samara, it is Shepard who is left standing at the space alter.
imgonnaeatamoose 1 year ago
TWAT SWAT!
Kankles2013 1 year ago
LOL the guy at bioware must be really horny coz my Shepard fucked Miranda, Jack and Samara LOL
Hrko1992 1 year ago 35
@Hrko1992 did you also get kelly, Tali?
gangsta28ny 1 year ago
@Hrko1992 minedid all that and tali yay 4 sheppimp
ULTRAMARIOX 1 year ago
@Hrko1992 wrong. you actually can't have sex with samara. what you just saw is as far as it goes.
joes83 1 year ago
@Hrko1992 you can't fuck samara, and you also can't fuck both miranda and jack because there is only one fuck "moment" right before the SM??
Finiras 1 year ago
@Hrko1992 lmao
ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO 1 year ago
@Hrko1992
EEWWWW your shep fucked Jack?
gaaraofthesand40 1 year ago
@Hrko1992 Wrong, you cant have sex with samara LOL ;D
burningvenom 1 year ago
betty draper!?
krilin31 1 year ago
that's a really cute fem-shepard :D
ViciousOS 1 year ago 2
WAAAA
i didnt know you could do that to samara
btw, ur sheppard looks like cameron diaz
namekman01 1 year ago
the most beautiful female Shepard charecter I ever saw
alexnickolaev 1 year ago 41
@alexnickolaev I agree, who made this Shepard did a very good job.
imgonnaeatamoose 1 year ago
@alexnickolaev Well, there's no accounting for taste.
t1ngley 1 year ago
@alexnickolaev nah, i made a female shepard that looks better than this one, but this shepard looks good as well.
Warhammerguy1 1 year ago
@alexnickolaev She looked like a clown.
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