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  • 400 lb tiger is heavier than Hulk Hogan and Brock lesner and look at the razor sharp teeh plus the sharp nail.

  • Geez, I can't even stop my 8 pound house cat from scratching me.

  • Just a matter of time before that fool is killed.

  • je suis rassuré,si je croise un tigre en bas de chez moi je saurai quoi faire maintenant.(lol)

  • wow,3some with 2 tigers,there's nothin' cooler

    ★❤★

  • THESE TIGERS MIGHT KILL THIS GUY

    SOMEDAY!!! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO

    THE 2 FAGS AT THE VEGAS SHOW!!

  • but lol u survive and then you blow into tiger you busted the tiger lol

  • stupid you put your hand in mouth what happen if tiger bite your hand broken than you cry and then tiger kills you idoit

  • Pop finger in a tiger eye may work best

    P.S. that doesn't work if tiger wear glasses :DD

  • EITHER THAT BLOKE IS BRAVE OR TOTALLY STUPID, IF 1 OF THEM ATTACKED, THATS THE END OF U...........

  • ya thats 1 dumdhead giving suggestions....these tigers are still cubs n a human will hv no chance whn they r fully grown

  • @sabertooth7777 LOL agreed

    "put your hand in his mouth and he will stop biting"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Bring a fat friend with you into the wilderness.

  • Cute tigers!!!

  • Those Tigers love that guy haha just cuddle up to him

  • lol at showing this on a tame tiger. A tiger would grab you so quick you would never see it coming.

  • Or u can just stay home instead of trying to play with tigers like this guy...

  • i saw this guys future and it's death by tiger

  • bullshit! hang on tiger, I just need to grab at your mouth and shove my fist in your throat. If a 400poung tiger jumps you, your fucked and holding his paw down, what are you trying some sort of big cat ninja move? he has more power in one paw than you do in a platoon of soldiers

  • why not just shoot it? I mean anywhere a wild tiger is likely to attack you, you'd be an idiot not to be armed...

  • The best thing to do is tie big pieces of uncooked steak to your body.

  • I like eating noodles.

  • If a tiger wants to kill you he WILL kill you no matter what you try to do.!

  • so sweet...the guy trusts the tigers and the tighers trust him..awww

  • How to easy survive a tiger-attack? Take a .375 Holland & Holland!

  • Thats why you always bring a friend along for those Safari Adventures. Just incase a tiger attacks, all you have to do is run faster than your buddy.

  • @Bajass00 Doesn't work if he kills your buddy with one swat and then keeps running after you.

  • @hydrolito Tigers are like cats, they like to play with there food. I still like my plan A

  • @Bajass00 LMFAOOOOOOO my thoughts exactly

  • @Bajass00 rofl

  • @Bajass00 no all you do is trip your buddy so you wont get eaten! :D

  • Wow how did he get those tigers to be so gentle with him, they could hurt him so easily.

  • Do we have time enough to do like this video thought?, for fuck sake !!

  • I think the "bite its nose" part was just a joke at the end

  • Yeah because I'm going to be able to stick my hand down a tiger's throat when it's attacking. It won't bite my hand off before that, right? lmao

  • @mazyar79  I think he means to litterally punch as hard as you can down its throat right as its jumping on you, it wouldn't have time to bite your hand off. it would be good to have a rock or something you could leave in its throat too, couldn't hurt to try anyway

  • excellent idea i hope it works out tigers are cool but keep it safe and secure

  • its just one biiiiiiiiiiiii..i(i)g kitteh that wants some lovin :D

  • I Think That's Chuck Norris's Brother.

  • man, I just wanna get into this video and play with the tiger.

  • I was attacked by my xwife. Much worse than a tiger attack. They chew on your flesh then take your money!

  • 0:28 rape

  • what a crazy motherfkr haha

  • These ideas are interesting however you would not survive unless other people came to help. These tips will probably keep you alive longer.....

  • @thehidden34

    this guy is so foolish....even if ui hold the tiger's jaws back he has so much power that it wud not make a differene plus u wud be shit scared.

  • @maniarmani so its better to just lay there and not do a thing right?

  • @maniarmani dude....really? Do you have a Tiger? Let alone 2? I think he might know something more about this than the rest of us who don't get to wrestle 2 tigers when we want to.

  • 0:28 SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!

  • I got a better idea. Stay the hell away from any place where tigers are. 100% foolproof.

  • @beautifulsarah100 Not so sure. I was on the EL one day. Tiger just snatched up this old lady.

    So I'm glad I saw this video now.

  • i think there may be aman wearing tiger skin

  • um, the advice is to stick your body parts in its mouth. is this to get it over with?

  • May be he was tiger in his previous life.

  • what the heck is this guy saying "when you see a tiger in the wild don't run" yeah right,stand and get torn to pieces like a man.The only reason I would stand my ground would be because I am freakin paralyzed with fear.

  • @keeturbo Yeh, you're not suppose to run from a tiger,lion,bear, or any of that kind of animals, they will just chase you, by running they think ur like playing with them

  • Childrens: never try to do this in the reality...

  • YEAH GREEEEEEEEEEEAT!!Next time I'm attacked a tiger I'll just bite it's nose - it's so obvious now!

  • This guy is messing around tigers that know him and he can barely manage them let's see if this works out in the forest with a full grown wild siberian big boy.He wouldn't even get time to make a sound.the power,speed and ferocity of an attack would be too much for any human to manage.

  • This guy is messing around tigers that know him and he can barely manage them let's see if this works out in the forest with a full grown wild siberian big boy.He wouldn't even get time to make a sound.

  • I perfected these tips practising for 3months before I went to see them tigers in Asia. Now it took me a year perfecting the ability to type with my TOES.

  • Nice and beautiful tigers!

    If a tiger really wants you for diner, then you have no chance off course.

    the tiger follows you, you don't see it, you don't hear it, suddenly you are on the ground with a deathly kiss. What a way to die...

    But cats like to eat beef, chicken and fish... (if available...)

  • Fool, that stuff isn't gonna work. The tiger is stronger and faster than you. I can hold the tiger's paws down? Yeah, right. I can grab the skin fold in it's jaw? If I'm lucky, maybe, but I can't keep it there forever!

  • what if you stick a finger up the tiger's ass?

  • The last thing someone will be thinking of when being attacked by a tiger is: "What the fuck did that dumbass guy from youtube say I should do again?! What the fuck!!!!????"

  • So once the gag reflex thing works...then what? Does the tiger pack it up and go home?

  • @professor444 naw he just waits to see how long you gonna keep your hand in his fuckin mouth for before you figure out he's gonna fucking kill you anyway.

  • Y is no one commenting on the fact hes rolling around with tigers wtf

  • these were good tips in spite of there being something completely silly about them. if you are in the wild, with no one around, you are probably done for. but maybe you pet a tiger at a zoo or something and it goes amok, that gag reflex by pushing down its throat might save you a few seconds for help to come, i have also heard of doing that if you are bitten by a pit bull. instead of instinctive pulling away, shove your hand down its throat and it will gag.

  • Oh, and here is how to survive heavy machinegun fire: You catch the bullets with your hands and teeth, collect them and make your own kevlar vest out of the bullets while jumping over the other bullets you cannot catch because you are busy with the vest! And dont forget to wear a 2nd t-shirt. it will minimize the bullet impact by 30%-40% if there might be one you didnt catch or jump over!

  • i´m so lucky that i bought this anti-tiger-stone last year. it worked. no tiger appeared since then! You should all try it if you get the opportunity to buy one! XD

  • what you can do is say Hi to Death

  • I'll stick to the elephant rifle, t/y very much. And i so want one of those tigers!

  • "And now I am going to demonstrate this on a wild tiger"

  • aaah so if a tiger attacks me have to stick my hand in its throat... and then? Keep my hand in its throat all day?

  • so when a tiger is attacking me im suppose to stick my limbs in its mouth? fuck that im going to stick to plan A, shitting my self

  • i want a tiger like thiss!!!!!!

  • how to escape with your hand intact when trapped in a meat grinder...

  • Thanks for the sugestions!!!

    I have to write these tips down, man.

  • Thanks, thats helpful advice. For about 10 seconds.

  • who have time to think when tiger attacks you 

  • Ok so your telling me to put my hand in a tigers mouth to save my life, want me to put my head in there too? what do we to about the 18, 4 inch razor sharp claws that are going to skin me?

  • id just run thank you

  • what idiot would put der hand in the tigers mouth while its trying to eat u >_>

  • Cool!!!!

  • no tigers have sensitive noses just falcon pawnch em in there

  • if tiger attacks you = you dead :(

  • ..The Tiger has a biteforce of close to 800lbs, that is enough to bite right through your skull, not to mention the razor sharp canines that will tear through your flesh like a steaming hot knife through butter...so in conclusion I would take my chances of just curling up into a ball and playing dead.

  • this video isn't helpful, it's just a dude showing off how he manages to get away with molesting these tigers, but i doubt he'll get away with it for much longer.

  • u can do all those things only if u stay conscious :D

  • Awww, How fuckin cuuuuuttee!!! xD.... i love tigers!

  • stupid!!!

  • you wont have the chance to shove your fist down their throat since they will just bite you hand....

  • did he say till she gags? a deepthroat you mean? with a tiger? is it safe to shove my cock in there? =/

    Cheers V

  • @TheAerosmither lmao

  • U better stay away from this kind of action; especially from fully grown wild animals. They don't play like that. The next thing U know, Ur ass is not is its place anymore.

  • This guy must be joking. Is he serious?

  • wow theys 2 tigers are a disgrace leting this fag play with them like that they should have tore him a new asshole rofl '' put ur arms to block there paw'' if a tiger wanted to attack u good luck trying to out strength them there like 700 pounds of pure mucle

  • Oh, come on, this tytle is really unffair. In video re: lions vs tiger you can see that you can live with tigers friendly as in this one. They like to play ball , swimm, they like caress as all of us, although they are wild.

  • if that beast attacks you, youll not be able to do anything from scare, just say good buy life :)

  • I think.

  • When you're discover that, you're attacked by a tiger, you are dead in that second.

  • I thought this was about ho's fighting off tigar woods

  • So the real question once you have it "held" is how do you let go and get back up???

  • im sorry but if u got a tiger after u u aint gonna out strengh him by keeping his paws down and stuff lol,tigers can out strengh the strongest human alive hahahahahahah

  • Those tigers are already full fed. He will be munched and shred into many pieces if they are hungry.

  • i wanna bite his nose!!!

  • crap. they didn't eat him at the end. boo.

  • thats pretty cute when the other tiger runs in at 0:31and grabs him..but yeh i dont think anyone is going to put these tips to use with a wild tiger.

  • the tiger will smack your hand down before you can do anything. put my hand down a tigers throat YEA RIGHT 10 out of 10 tigers approve it instead of flossing!!!! he might as well have said kick it in the balls.....even there it's a 50 50 chance cause it might be a girl!!!!

  • oh, okay! just put your hand in the tiger's mouth. i see the light now.

  • @gaberlunzie you culd jus bite the tigers nose its a real sensitive spot

  • LOL right

  • TIGERS ARE SO CUTE!

  • I was attacked by a wild tiger just yesterday on the bus.

    I followed all the tricks he taught and it worked.

    Thanks to this video. 5 stars!

  • and did the tiger fucked u?

  • No, luckly there was your mommy around who sacrified herself. Pardon, her ass.

  • @santafuria2 no it was ur mommy and i guess the

    tiger fucked both of u,but i want to know where did the tiger

    fucked u 2,in the pussy or in the ass

  • ain't really much you can do since they can swim and climb lol

  • if i ever come across a tiger im gonaa poop in my pants

  • nice 1 4 the advice stalkingtiger005 il give it a try if i ever come across a tiger

  • вот настоящий мужчина!

  • I think in the end of the video he said ´bite his nose¨

  • it can't kill you if you kill yourself first.

    fuckin good idea.

  • you can try to do that with a cougar or a leopard maybe but with a full grown tiger it's bye bye world

  • if ur going into da while bring a fuckn gun thats what theyre for, protecting yourself or bring a bag of weed and smoke the tiger out haha

  • JUST DIE.

  • it doesn't work with wild tigers but it's a nice video

  • nice vid

  • hmm...bite his nose, push his paws down on the ground and stick your hand down his throat to prevent him form biting you...seems easier said than done!!

  • just play dead

  • cool - next week i gonna go to Africa and try those techniques out .... see you when (if) i am back ....:-D

  • I want a domestic cat like that!

  • those techniques will never work in the real world, they are too fast and too strong for you do keep his paws down and put your hand in their mouth, you'll be dead in minutes

  • no its true you can look on internet how to defend your self from wild animall and its work

  • this is not true

    I would never go into wild where tigers are in.!

  • there's no such thing as a domestic tiger.

  • if a tiger attacks you should get up a tree or grab a big stick and threat him with stick or grab rocks throw him that

  • Those tigers are awfully playful, I never saw tigers act like that. XD

    I mean, unless this guy gets mauled or dies from a tiger attack, I think we have all the right in the world to believe him.

  • People seem to be taking this pretty seriously, it's just a guy playing with a couple of cute tigers.

  • something tells me you cant hold his paws down. indo chinese tigers (not even the biggest) can move you with their tail alone. good luck keeping the paws down. i dont think im fast enough or brave enough to touch a tigers uvula. as for the skin flap. maybe if youre lucky. but what about those dinner plate size paws? btw im jealous this guy gets to love on these tigers. id kill to do that

  • Here's what you do when a tiger attacks. Bend over backwards and kiss your ass goodbye!

  • @gb41wd hahah that was good 1kkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @gb41wd i know your comment is old , but made me laugh really laugh , and i if i ever attacked by a tiger, i will do exactly what you suggested :)

  • This video is BS.

    When a tiger attacks at lightning fast speed you won't have time to think about what to do, let alone position your hand inside a very fast moving, snapping mouth that is tearing about the rest of you!

  • Wow. If ever attacked by a Tiger, I'm gonna be reluctant to stick my fist down its throat.

  • if u see the tiger, before you know it, the tiger already bite your ass..

  • Bite his nose, put your hand in his mouth ? As if you will remmember to do this when it comes chasing your ass !

  • assurdo!!!

  • So that would delay my death by a couple of minutes.

    True genius.

    I have 2 Akitas and I know how strong they are when I play fight with them. A big super powerful cat like a tiger you have no chance.

  • LOL!!!

  • ok but what do you do after your hand is in the tiger's mouth just sit there???

  • you bite his nose...

  • You think you have enough time to put ur hands in the tigers mouth? No! I don't think so dick boy. These survival tips are shit, sure they work, but will they work when a tiger is REALLY ATTACKING you, with it's fast speed full strength?

  • Is that guy still alive?

    Hey, I love cats - but tigers are wild at heart. He's a fool to put himself in such a vulnerable position.

  • The guy in the video's name is Dave and he is one of the best big cat trainers out there. He is also animal plantes big cat expert . . . so he probally does know what he is talking about. I see so many comments saying this guy is wrong and he's just trying to show what you can do if it ever happened. Personally I would do what he says rather than lay there get eaten alive.

  • cute

  • Vai brincando, vai panaca!!!! Um dia você vira lanche de tigre.kkkkk

  • I would just shoot the motherfucker.

  • Shoot em with u r Water Pistol or what ?

  • Friends for life my ass. We'll be reading about this goon one day in the newspapers. His best friends will one day shit him out.

  • and when he is asked how your legs tasted, the tiger will reply " they're grrrrrreat "!!

  • Jeeze, we all know that this most likely won't work, but he's just saying, if it were possible for you to do that, you should (most likely it won't be possible).

  • that's dave salmoni and he trained both those tigers to hunt on their own in the wild. an amazing breakthrough for tigers in captivity and in the wild

  • lol this guy seems to have forgotten that tigers have massive paws and nails. I want him to demonstrate how to prevent a tiger from ripping your flesh off while you have your hand in his mouth.

  • bite the tiger in the nose really hard that would probably stun him long enough to get away

  • You're assuming the tiger would have his nose close enough for you to bite. If a tiger charged at you and started clawing you would be inclined to protect vital organs, or even your face and not trying to bite his nose.

  • well, your an awfully negative person, if i was in a situation id prob try to make sure i get out of that situation instead of just prolonging my death from a vicious tiger.

  • lol..awfully negative.

    You have a massive killing machine on top of you. What are your odds of survival?

    I'm not saying you shouldn't try but it will be awfully difficult to pull yourself up and bite his nose if such a massive animal is on top of you. Not to mention if it's a hungry tiger it would claw and bite you so fast you wont know how to react.

  • well that tiger's eventually gonna bite guess you just wait for the right time, if i could id try everything i could to get out asap

  • this is so cool they are friends for life!

    and protector

  • Sure, that advice is almost certainly not going to work... but all else being equal, what the hell else can you do?

    If I ever get attacked by a tiger in the wild and I happen to remember one of those tricks, sorry... but I'm going to try it. :)