Dane Cook - What Not to Say During Sex

[luckasnr1]

I hate woman that actually think sex means something whahah

[xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

F-F-F-FAIL.

[dingyQLF]

ughh I hate this radio station those guys are douche bags

[Vigilantoneful]

@dingyQLF Me too. Gaddamn right,

[Jania85]

this isn't very funny. at all really. there may have been one or two funny lines but that's about it

[LitleMoonDemon]

This isnt Dane Cook

[steelers81212]

i rated 5 stars GT: is crimson i modz

i rated other video too

thanks

[Bradzy108]

subed+rated 5* (10 pres.)

GT: Bradzy

Thanks

[1kipdogg]

5 stars fro 10nth

[iANGELPUNISH3Ri]

funny shit

[Cryingbadkid999]

5 stars for 10th

[DrPhizyJr]

Rated 5 Stars!

[ominous450]

misleading title but worth it hahaha that shit was funny

[qwerty155d]

I hate the sound of Dane Cook on this, it's kinda annoying. I would rather just listen to four minutes of tht shit drum sample.

[1LoveforArt]

is this bob and tom?

or joe and the poor boy?

[mikey16piet]

Bob and Tom

[Kunahi]

that laughing and drum noise is annoying. it kinda ruins it.

[shiriapplebyfan23]

sooo funny !

[LipSynchingFreak]

I know who this is, these are the people from Channel 93.3 from the radio.

[Shreddex101]

not dane cook :(

[chipmunkjohn]

This is not David Cook, but fucking funny.

[McDavitt05]

david cook?

[DirEnGreyXJAPAN]

ugh......i hate that drum sound!! annoing!!

[yebber123]

this isnt dane cook, bitch!

[PHS72494]

Oh my god! I don't give a shit who it is! It's funny as hell! ROFLMFAO!!!!! :)

[jes9044]

yep it is funny

[killersccrplayer]

dude thats not bob and tom

[JaniLPU]

well why aren't you changing the name?

[Taboo264]

WTF, THIS AIN'T DANE COOK. FUCK YOU!

[89panther90]

not dane cook, but it's from the bob and tom show

[ohhsoxhollywood]

umm not even close to dane cook.

Nice try.

[shoutout04]

this isn't dane cook but it was okay still..

[ikillutube]

not dane but funny

[dokeyali]

u suck!

[LaDyLuCk2900]

i know one

Is it in yet?

[babiigirl1996]

idk who ity is but its not dane cook... its still funny tho<3

[witawooface]

pretty sure this is rick and brad from okc's radio station 100.5 The Katt

[SlaveLaborFan]

This isn't Dane Cook

this is Stephen Lynch

[whydoyouwant2know]

this isnt dane cook u dumbass

[IchLiebtNeinEin]

This is so not Dane Cook!

[lolomg69aids]

Thanks Captain Obvious.

[runodef99]

not dane u bitch

[snajcs92206]

this is definatly the ace and tj morning radio show retards anyone can tell its not dane cook

[elementbam23]

dude i herd this on radio but with other ppl i think on maxim! oh yeah they took maxim off serious it was the best channel 108

[midnightcat11]

i think its ryan seacrest and letterman....

[autumnlover95]

skittle d bob she bop bittle din drop skee hop way yo way yepp skep mep hep shep mittle hittle high hee ho ree do below din din scatter map, peetly 69 --- (listen to audio preview)

[sally449]

wow this is obviously not Dane cook

[Hippylife420]

Thats off a poster

[raiden233]

hoes

[SaintMayhem23]

oh god the people laughing and the fucking drums are so god damn annoying...

[owned2389724]

This is like 90257203947239047x funnier when you are high.

[kairisbrother]

most the time aint everthing?

[Sabbath131]

dude this is tnt in the morning show on 989 the bear in indiana

[deathcrows]

wierd

[pinkeyedtennisshoes]

funny shit

[minokk22]

what the hell thats not dane cook

[XxKagomaexX]

They sound like

1)Larry the cable guy

2)Jennifer Aniston

3)And a random guy they meet at a bar

[DefD7]

This is Rick and Brad DJs on the KATT in OKC.

[xmoneyhoney]

this isn't dane cook..

[gentu21]

arrrrrgh!!!!!!! chocolate thunder, rice cake eating, pie fucker!

[Kadajfan101]

wow. you suck.

[kirstingent]

thanks for wasting 1:24 of my life

[Darkstrike23]

-_-...not dane cook dont waste time

[DMxCLuTcH]

Homo not Dane Cook. Fuck off.

[erpiv]

oww i think my condome broke 2 hours agoe

[xxBigxxBangxx]

THATS NOT DANE COOK!!! F*** OFF

[MechaFright]

this is really stupid. why are the things not to be said during sex said in a southern accent?

[barbarahmendes]

That's David Letterman

[meloearth]

Fake title! not funny.

[rootber200]

if dane cook said it i would luagh

[TrustfulEnd]

Fuck this There is no way this is cook

[MyWORLDisMineAlone]

.. that's.. not Dane Cook...

[devilyo1]

not dane cook!

[underscoredaan]

I kinda like grapes but not too much because then i don't like them anymore.

That's the kind of comment this video deserves.

[RandaRae07]

that was sooooo not Dane Cook! :P

[klovesnickj]

lol the chick snorted lol

[sasukeoncrack]

That was not Dane Cook. What was that?

[emoghskater]

thats some random guy lol

[ThatsHellacool]

not dane cook

[allys2007]

You didn't mention the WORST one....

Girl: Is it in yet?

[darkoakpaw]

mhm, u try going up in front of over a million people almost everyday surrounded by blinding lights and trapped on a tiny little platue island smidst a sea of people laughing at you.

then we'll see how funny u are compariaed to dane who does it everyday without breaking a sweat!

[JezuzofDoomlolxxx]

have you seen Danes "exaggeration" bit.. yeah you saying "a million" he'd prob dick slap u

[darkoakpaw]

im not exagerating. he does stand up comedy almost everyday, and he's done it for over a million people ._.

[videogamez]

Suck my dick you little faggot tell me someone is better and how.

[redbull1194]

Fuck you dude, go wach some other fucking shite that's "Funny" because this dude is fucking ausome!

[randomlimit27]

hey bitch id like to see u do stand-up in front of thousands of ppl.. and if ur just gonna rip on ppl, ESPECIALLY dane cook, then dont evn bother commenting u retarded-ass cunt.

[zombiehorde99]

my firne has autism

[chelsachick]

umm...how about you don't post this video as a dane cook video...so people like me don't waste my time listening to this piece of shit...

[nzephier]

i just got to comment again! my favorite lines:

"did i tell u my aunt martha died in this bed?"

"is that u, or is ur bed stuffed with rotten potatoes?"

and the one i dont understand, "what tampon?" i dont get that one.

[tinaliciousxo]

probably like the girl forgot to take her tampon out and told the guy, who was already in her and he said "what tampon" so now its logged up in her cervix somewhere.

its gross.

[LunaLupa88]

My god that was so stupid, lol, from those aunt martha and potato jokes it got really hilarious. Why are they all hillbilly's though, hehe

[nzephier]

i think they assume that hillbillies would say some of those lines. i personally dont think ONLY hillbillies would say things like this though.

[BattleCry105]

Jesus Christ, we get that its not Dane Cook, your more of a an idiot or a faggot if you constantly repeat the obvious over and over and FUCKING OVER!.

[nzephier]

dude...how long do u intend to be "almost there"?

[peopleofdausa]

THIS IS NOT DANE COOK! YOU IDIOT

[mrszdanecook]

ummmmm

[katiewrigleyworm]

that wasnt dane cook

[555666nate666555]

they are so fucking annoying

[nzephier]

they are, but still, the lines they say are funny.

[nzephier]

this wasnt dane cook, but it was still funny.

[autumnlover95]

neigh... this was about as funny as a bunch of no life losers thinking of old jokes... wait... it is...

[nzephier]

fine. be that way then.

[slykskid13]

THATS NOT EVEN DANE COOK!!!!!

[tommy3050]

def not dane cook

[thissiteisverygayy]

dane cook is such a fucking moron. but so are his fans, so its no wonder he's famous.

I might as well play drums with pots and pans, because i can still be rich and famous with people like you.

[IRockDoYou08]

lol you posted the same comment on another video i just saw it lol ur an idiot and a tard for doing that

[thissiteisverygayy]

shut up, hypocrite

[IRockDoYou08]

how am i a hypocrite you retart lol you made me laugh more than cook did

[thissiteisverygayy]

well for one, you're dumb enough to think he's a good comedian. sheep

and you think its dumb for me to post the same comment here and there? that's so illogical. lmao

[IRockDoYou08]

ok?

[benyo73]

get a life loser pretty much sums up what I have to say

[thissiteisverygayy]

thats all you say when confronted. lol

[benyo73]

hmm well if you want to confront me, how about driving up to my house and saying it to my face? cuz im sure your nerdy ass wouldn't be such a tough guy if you weren't behind a screen.

[thissiteisverygayy]

LMAO a dane cook fan calling me out....how cute.

i'm not an e tough guy who gets hurt over a comment, you got a problem, then YOU come out to where I live, and you'll find out you're not as tough as you think you are

[benyo73]

see ur a pussy stfu

[thissiteisverygayy]

you're the one calling me out over the internet

[benyo73]

"you're the one calling me out over the internet" haha watch out we got a 12 year old here

[thissiteisverygayy]

"hmm well if you want to confront me, how about driving up to my house and saying it to my face?"

You're the 12 year old here

[benyo73]

No that's just being a man. And obviously your not because you seem to like to start e-fights. Too bad your probably some ugly ass computer nerd that gets made fun of. So stfu and get a life fag.

[thissiteisverygayy]

lol butthurt again, aren't you?

Maybe people should learn to accpet opinions online, and there would be no e-drama. Faggots.

[benyo73]

maybe you should stfu before you get your ass beat? thats my opinion so you have to accept it.

[thissiteisverygayy]

LOL Like that will ever happen

[benyo73]

haha i could beat the living shit out of you kid

[thissiteisverygayy]

DO IT FAGGOT

[benyo73]

okay where do u live

[thissiteisverygayy]

are you seriously stupid enough to go all the way out here just to fight someone all because of a youtube comment? Internet: serious business.

anyways, I live in oklahoma, in a city called Blackburn. address is 7455 danzig

[axenbrant]

I think Dane cook is very funny but im no moron and neither is he -.-"

[thissiteisverygayy]

then you're a liar, and a moron

[axenbrant]

im not a liar, neither a moron. Im in MENSA if you ever heard of it?. besides, if someone is a moron, its you! because youre a racist fuck.

[Drummerism]

My dad showed me this. haha

[sephiman]

this isn't fucking dane cook this is dumb shit

[PrettyInPunk2813]

This is not Dane Cook...

[RockinTheCrazyThings]

this isn't fucking dane cook this is dumb shit thats what it is

[robinxlovesxyooh]

sounds like howard stern?

[dandaman7896]

this is dane cook?

[starwarsrebels]

no this is random shit

[ch00bz0rzz]

man that was the best!!!!!!

[Trinitysx]

jaja nice

[lietuvis2007]

Is that you or is your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes lol

[jenny44392]

Dude, thats not even Dane cook!

[xpnkprncssx]

The only funny one......"My Aunt Martha died in this bed". Wow. besides that, this SHIT was lame......they kept saying..."Don't say that during sex..." after every joke....it blew...

-jenger-

[davidcroucher]

this isn't even funny... what kind of tool posted this crap.

FAIL.

[loverboy3817]

stop with the drums

[HersheyLover12]

wtf this isn't dane cook!!!

[loverboy3817]

i know this is a radio station

[sanbo1le]

Lame...Sounds like the crap DJ's I tune out on my way to work.

[theguys133]

not that bad

[reaper17112]

YOUR RACIEST BASTERD!!! and im not black and im offened

[KamKamzzz]

wow thats so racist...intelligence has nothing to do with race you ignorant racist!

[cierarox]

Who the hell do you think you are? I'm black and I can spell just fine...What the hell is wrong with you? Asshole

[kairisbrother]

wtf???? asshole. dane cook rox btw

[hairyharry88]

wtf?

[Detharian1]

haha

[freshasdida]

sounds like jerry seinfeld

[HiddenFerret]

no it dosnt, not at all. Im sorry.

[freshasdida]

No, thats ok. I forgive you, and no hard feelings okay mate?

[footdude88]

Horrible...

not funny..

[bullsonparade80]

this is not dane cook. therefore, low rating for u.