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  • Pintel: damn to the depths whoever thought of parley.

    Jack: That would be the French.

  • make on one for the other movies 2

  • "honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly....stupid."

  • 1:11 and then in comes a beasty fucking riff from parkway drive.

  • great, now i need to find blah3479's comment.

  • "She's safe just like I promised,she's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word , well except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman"

  • his voice sounds higher.. did you have to change the pitch for some reason?

  • "I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?" -Jack to Barbossa (my favorite quote)

  • "but why is the rum gone?"

    its the best one,savvy?

  • 1.57 hehehehehehh

  • This is basically his entire script

  • she's safe, just like i promised; she's all set to marry norrington, just like she promised; and you get to die for her just like you promised. so we're all men of our word, really... except for elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. xD

  • i always laugh my asss offf when i sse him wearing the crown

  • what that hack was that at 1:23 to 1:31

  • And that is why I try to speak like him, notice how there are very few things sparrow says that aren't in this video

  • stop blowin' 'oles in mah ship!

    your not a eunich are you?

  • in german is jack's voice better^^

  • 4:12 I nearly died laughing XD

  • Best of the best is = why is the rum gone ?

  • Every gal tells me i talk walk and look like him

    not too sure if its a compliment though =p

  • @levaithan666 Its a compliment!!! :D

  • @MatterOfMusicXD He's so epic everything he says emits an aura of awesomeness.

  • I love captin jack sparrow! i want him to be real!! GO PIRATES!!

  • Will: You cheated

    Jack: Pirate!

  • go to 6:10 , then turn on (cc) transcrive audio BETA, and click play:)

  • @dallasp59 CHEESE STEAKS

  • @3Dudelsack3 and also the "chisel sex in a more intensive such he promised" haha :P

  • @dallasp59 :D :D

  • -Thats not very nice- so true!!!!

  • Except for Elizabeth who is in fact... a women! HA

    and Must have been terrible WELL IT BLOODY IT NOW... But you cut out my favorite part,

    WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW

    *sees royal fleet

    There will be no living with her after this..

  • lol!

    "But you have heard of me... And my hat!" That was hilarious

  • you forgot "by all means kill the whelp"

    great vid tho

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  • "She's safe just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised. And you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of word really... except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman." ;)

  • "Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate." How very true!

  • Johnny deep as cpt jack sparrow looks awesome but IRL he looks a bit lame ;p

  • "Stop blowin' holes in my ship!"

    Great.

  • Jack for president? :D

  • 7:22 handsome man wow!!!

  • me im dis-honest, and a dis-honest man u can always trust a dis-honest man 2 be dis-honest, honestly.Its the honest ones u have 2 watch out 4.

  • Jack: " PIRATE " :D

  • "You seem somewhat familiar..have I threatened you before?"LOLL!

  • for me the best and meaningful one is the last one: "now... bring me that horizon!"

    Ace

  • Gah! i love Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, together in a move=orgasmic

  • "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. "

    :')

  • best movies ever. Jack is so freking awsome

  • Captain Jack looks good in a crown - he desirves it. Drink up me hardies yo ho!

  • @blah3479 Ok that's more than slightly creepy.

  • @monkeymash1 omg i know! i didnt write this lol my friends did yeah she is weird...

  • @monkeymash1 AGREED.

  • Stop blowing 'oles in my ship!! :DD ♥ Johnny ♥

  • Make one for pirates of Caribbean 2!!

  • She's safe just like I promised she's all set to Marry norrington like she promised and You get to die for it just like she promised so we're all men of word really.... Except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman

  • 6:09 lol

  • 6.09 is genius!=3

  • WHY IS THE RUM GONE!?:-o

  • This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! !

  • it's crazy, Jack has the craziest quotes, but they all make sense. Its Madness or is pirating.I don't know... Rum for everyone!

  • 4:12 HAHAH XD

  • Superb work dude.

    2 thumbs up :)

  • I'm writing some of these quotes on my bedroom's wall right now xD

  • lol, he only got to complete his famous getaway line once in the ENTIRE series.

    Hopefully he'll get to say it in the 4th movie...

  • Borrowed;... Without permission!

  • I think he's really funny.

  • LOL best quote: Human hair....From my back....

    xD

  • Dude! why did you cut the "I said no lies!" part? It makes that first quote even funnier?

  • "except Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman."

    Get's me every time. xDD

  • 4:34 is class

  • "hes a bloody pirate a scallywag" lolz

  • Drink up me hearties yo ho;)

  • most famous one '' Why is the rum gone''

  • you missed few quotes :\

  • LOL

    Apparently there's a leak....

    STOP BLOWIN HOLES IN MY SHIP!

    .... very fast change in voice tone, aye. :D

  • you missed one quote mate! it's "if you're waiting for the opportune moment, that was it!" ;D

  • "pullerlay....pulerlullulayooo­nnn......paaar-le lee parsnip par parsley par.....parte, partner, parlay...parlay! that's the one...PARLAY!"

  • human hair from my back. this scene is so fucking funny

  • Johnny Depp putting a gun to someones face, saying "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?" seems to be as powerful as someone going up to someone else, slapping them, and saying "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

  • You will always remember this as the day you almost caught captain jack sparrow!!!! You missed one amazing line though Jack: "How far are you willing to go for her?" Will:I would die for her!" Jack "Good we have no worries then!"

  • ah.. you dont have my fav quote in this.. good job though...

    my fav quote is "Im on the market" when general asks him where is his ship... in the very start when he saves elizabeth from drowning

  • that last slap you can hear the echo

  • Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.

    :D

  • You should have added all the thousands of "Savvys" :D "Savvy. Savvy... Savvy? Savvy." :P

  • @IssuesWithMusic Hhahha this word from witch language ?? 

  • STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!

  • The dog is never going to move HAHA he sounds like he did in finding neverland xD

  • half of these arent even quotes, the other hallf are

  • everything that jack sparrow says in the movie is a quote.

  • Favorite Quote from Jack:

    "STOP BLOWING HOELS IN MY SHIP!"

  • you may have made a video of your favorite quotes, but it honestly looks like a shortened version of the film :( Also I'm not hating on pirates of the caribbean, this is my 2nd favorite series :)

  • This has shown me that I really need to watch this again! Thank you for the montage!

  • lol i love the bit where he jack is like perlale perlerlalerlalerla parlin parsnip parley

  • Jack has the greatest, most intelligent lines ever!! Amazing how Johnny puts those!!

  • some of the best lines ever from the firt one are "aperantly theres a leak" "STOP BLOWIN 'OLES IN MY SHIP!" "musta been terrible for you to bee trapped here jack, musta been terri- WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!!!"

  • it looks reall gooddd.

  • The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, the man who was sleeping drink while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. *winks*

  • @NillaWafer88 You know, I finally get that... I feel pretty silly. xD

  • @monkeymash1 ya it took me hmmm.. about 10 times watching the movie to finally understand the most simple thing ever! basically saying if i buy you a drink everything will be better!

  • @monkeymash1 Lol i still didnt understand :P

  • @monkeymash1 i get it now too!

  • @NillaWafer88 i don't get it...

  • jack sparrow: your not a unique are you? O.o

    will turner:.......

  • you? your supposed to be dead!

    jack: am i not? oh my bad!

  • "Son, im Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?

  • you will always remember this day as the day u almost caught CAPTAIN JACK SWALLOW

  • You just put in everything jack said in the movie. Only few cool quotes

  • not sure i deserved that... i may have deserved that .... no that one i deserved!!! LOL can never get enough of those!!!

  • i love that last quote and the way he says it is hot

  • Hey man do you still plan to make a part two, that would be awesome :-D

  • @worldsendmusic I would love to but tbh, I really haven't had time and I don't expect time to do this any time soon. Sorry mate :(

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  • My favorite parts with Captian Jack Sparrow are movies 1,2, and 3.

  • It depresses me how much Captain Jack Sparrow's character has changed from the first one to the second and third.

    He went from being a slightly insane genius who was always one step ahead of everyone else, to a drunk coward. ):

    His voice was so much better in CotBP and he had so many witty and intelligent phrases.

    In the second two movies his attempts at being witty came across as just stupid.

    Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the last two movies, but it just wasn't the same. ):

    Great video though

  • "the deepest cirkel of hell is reserved for betrayel an mutiny."

    i can't stop thinking of ParkwayDrives son mutiny

    lol

  • 4:16. XD To funny.

  • You're welcome

  • quadruple bitch slap! :))

  • you have pretty much took every line jack sparrow says and said that it was quotes, only 10 -15 of these many be proper quotes...

  • what was the first quote...?

  • jack sparrow is the perfect man!! <3 funny, smart, awesome, cool, good, good-looking, just absolutely hot!

  • make one for two and three

    please!

    (Also that's 19/10, just to let you know)

  • "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to merry Norington just like she promised and you get to die for her just like you promised,so we all are men of our words,except for Elisabeth who's in fact a woman"

    BEST QUOTE EVER !

  • awesome thanks

  • "your sposed to be dead!"

    "am i not?"

  • aye matey where be the second one

  • These are not Best quotes, but rather ALL quotes "almost"))

    Savvy? But i APPRECIATE your attempt! So, I suggest that you go on with the 2nd and the 3rd part but with ALL BEST quotes of the trilogy! cheers!

  • "Me I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly." --- His wordplay is amazinggggggggg. <3

  • anybody else wouldn't suit that role except johnny :)

  • @diddlina218 so true!! <3 love jack sparrow! <3

  • @diddlina218 I must disagree. There are people on the right way for that, tough they'll never do whiout an acting school and all the serious pratice stuff.

  • @diddlina218 Well, and maybe Mr Richards if he was a few decades younger XD

  • bloody empty.... just like the beer in front of me... strange coincidence^^

  • 4:14 gewoon te melig! XD

  • this is great make one for numba two and three

  • This video is amazing.. I love it... "I may deserved that" OMG Always make's me smile xD

  • OMG @ 1:57 - ROFL! "I may have deserved that"

  • Nice, you nailed all of the best ones! You do need to do more of them!

  • Awesome vid, I agree with UrdeadX2, u gotta make more!

  • u really need 2 make 1 4 numba 2 and 3

  • All these numbers in this comment are confusing.

    Here is the translation from Urdeadx2 to english: "You really need to make one for number 2 and 2"

  • Hang on heres the translation from Urdeadx2 to Bstupid2day to english: "You really need to make another video, one for number '2' (dead man's chest), and another for number '3' (at worlds end). That would be much appreciated thankyou and goodnight.

  • You got me! I was confused about your comment too:D

    Awesome, you really rock! xD

  • gawd! my faveorite quote from him:

    " an dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. honestly, its the honest ones you gotta watch out for. you'll never know when they'll do something incredibly...stupid."

    XD gawd, i love that to DEATH.

  • fuck, I can't find the quote where he says he trusts (someone) less than he should and he doesn't trust (someone) half of them as well as they deserve??

    I cant find it anywhere!

  • That's cause it's not from Pirates of the Caribbean

    It's from Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring, when Bilbo gives his farewell speech at his 111th birthday party

  • lol

  • Captain Jack Sparrow = God!!

  • Yeeeaah!

  • nope, I don't like these imho

  • wheres the "this shot was NOT made for you"

  • There definately needs to be one for 2 and 3 made:XD

  • make one for pirates of the caribbean 2 :D

  • Long Live Captain Jack Sparrow, The greatest Pirate that ever lived!!!! Great video pal! I really enjoyed it!

  • Savey? x)

  • i love the parlais

    but i think there are movies where his voice is much sexier:)

  • I cannot get enough of johnny depps vioce!!! OH MY GOD!!!

    :D Great Job.

  • "But you have heard of me!" lol

  • love this video *-*

    stop blowing holes in my ship!

    XD

  • Human hair..

    From my back! (:

    Stop blowing holes in MY ship! ;D

    Savvy? xd

  • LOL stop blowing holes in my ship!!

  • lol this is pretty funny....though you might want to trim it down. this is almost every single line jack has.

  • whats the song at the end called?

  • He's a pirate

  • Its called "He's a Pirate"

  • Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch

    out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

  • "WHY IS THE RUM GONE!"

  • " ah, fortunatally i know how to counter it, the man who did the waking was the man who was sleeping a drink, the man who was sleeping drinks here while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking"

    near the pig pen

  • "the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking"

  • "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!"

  • lmao " me im dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. honestly its the honest ones you want to look out for cuz u can never predict when theyre going to do something incredibly stupid" lov jack

  • I likes pizza. (sorry that was retarded)

  • Will- I'm guessing you didn't deserve that one either. Jack- no that one i deserved. Anamarie nods

  • so where is video 2 of these qeotes make one please :P

  • DO THE NEXT ONE :D this one was amazing ^^

  • Do the next one!

    You need this one....

    Captain Barbossa-"The world use to be a bigger place" Captain Jack Sparrow-" The world is still the same. There's just less in it."

  • i watch pirates of the caribbean 1,2, and 3 at least 3 times a month... i love these movies