Vhen I found you at the bottom of the pool in sea voild, after you vere regoijitated by the dolphins, I brought you to life! But vhy did you hev to be so mentally....challenged?
I vas at sea voild a vhile back! I saw sea life! I saw vhales! I saw doll fins! Here's a hint: If you put a lid on a coffin it's tough to do the hoochie coochie in it. Fortune cookie say: Blanket better. Head no get banged.
man this shit is far out i love it i saw this dude on the tom green show and i can't get enough rock on man whatever the fuck you're doing it rocks I love it!!
I wonder if Count Smokula's associates fear Leon S. Kennedy on the daily?
darkroo233 1 year ago
can they really put this on christian television with children, because of the sex part????????
csal2002 2 years ago
Watch out Carrot Topp, one of those zombies is a vegaterian!!!
gewell1984 2 years ago 4
I theenk I am becomink a zombie!
How do I become a Smokulvanian?
microdot 3 years ago 2
You probably already are!!! Ve all become zombies at vun time or other!
Smokula 3 years ago 2
vuck vou, vou vother vucker
cb25cb 2 years ago
Vhat's a vuck? Vhy don't you loin proper Smokesylvanian?
Smokula 2 years ago
vuck to have sexual relationsd
ex.
hay mom thets go vuck on dads pool table
cb25cb 2 years ago
..love it!!
IHatchetJack 3 years ago
this has a pretty good tempo, the harmonica is good too
kpax45 3 years ago 2
Very awesome
jimtindell 3 years ago 2
this guy looks like he should be playing at sea world during the halloween thing lol
this guy looks like a washed up musician that is using the count thing as a stupid gimick
nicsxs 3 years ago
Vhen I found you at the bottom of the pool in sea voild, after you vere regoijitated by the dolphins, I brought you to life! But vhy did you hev to be so mentally....challenged?
Smokula 3 years ago
So, you admit being at sea voild? How come the coffin doesn't have a lid, and instead has a blanket? Sorry, I'm very observant, I can't help myself.
guppypartz 3 years ago
When you were casting, were you looking for skinny people? Cuz some of the zombies are quite skinny.
guppypartz 3 years ago
skinny zombies, big zombies, they're all good zombies to me!
Smokula 3 years ago
I vas at sea voild a vhile back! I saw sea life! I saw vhales! I saw doll fins! Here's a hint: If you put a lid on a coffin it's tough to do the hoochie coochie in it. Fortune cookie say: Blanket better. Head no get banged.
Smokula 3 years ago
Funny they would say 'banged.'
I'm surprised the Count got no Wiki entry. It'd be cool to put one up.
guppypartz 3 years ago
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this guy looks like he should be playing at sea world during the halloween thing lol
this guy looks like a washed up musician that is using the count thing as a stupid gimick
nicsxs 3 years ago
good tune watched 100 times
count rules
peterluinge 3 years ago
Yeah Count, I love this video so much that I had to watch it again! People get "Vealous" in "Vollyweird" ya know?
WiNk! WiNk!
RooB
RoobieBreastnut 3 years ago
The Count is a legend in my book!
celestelear 3 years ago
man this shit is far out i love it i saw this dude on the tom green show and i can't get enough rock on man whatever the fuck you're doing it rocks I love it!!
Delamorta101 3 years ago
addy121 you don;t know shit
peterluinge 3 years ago
If it weren't for the black streak going from the lips to the ears on the other ones, Count Smokula would be one too, cuz he got the same color face.
I guess Count Smokula is called that cuz he smokes cigars.
Maybe they should featured the giant mask more, the giant mask is cool. Or maybe the stripper. THX
guppypartz 3 years ago
wow, this is horrible. is this guy a rabbi on halloween?
emosdieslow 3 years ago
Why Zombies got a wide black streak that goes from their lips to their ears ...
guppypartz 3 years ago
addy121 retard
peterluinge 3 years ago
Why don't you get your dad's pubic hair out of your teeth
addy121 3 years ago
awesome insane cool sick
count rules
peterluinge 3 years ago
amazing, sick, wicked, awesome...whatever u wanna call it
tonv4 3 years ago 4
This is the worst thing i've ever heard, he can't play.
addy121 3 years ago
wow! yur just bein' a dIcK~!
mrdeecup 3 years ago
No, I'm just telling the truth. He sounds like Krusty the clown's dad trying to sing.
addy121 3 years ago
euheueh the tom green bump
Ominus101 3 years ago
I love this guy! Why haven't I heard his magic music before?!?!
Vtripp 3 years ago 2
awfully fun smoky, and love narayana in there too, she looks great! you play a mean guitar, love the green tassle going nuts!-- love from Doo Dah!!
maleswimmer 3 years ago
FABULOUS, FUN, and just plain delightful!
PaleEnchantress 3 years ago 2
Awesome. Rock on, Smokie.
JackDaggerTKoF 3 years ago
Fantastic Count! You rock! I love the dummy... the one that looks like you. Okay, I love all the dummies! Great video!
Daddy Bone
mboning 3 years ago
Fantastic! Your da best! XoXo
juliettebravo71 3 years ago
Thank you too much! Loved your interview!
Smokula 3 years ago
Very Cute Count! I posted it on my favorites! I LOVE IT!
Grandpa's cute in it too, he still looks nice and dead since the last time I seen him! Give him a deadly squeeze for me will you?
Muah!
RooBiE BreastNuT
RoobieBreastnut 3 years ago 2
Grandpa has been itchin' and a-twitchin' for his RooBiE!
Smokula 3 years ago
This is a fun video - I'll be singing about zombies all night now! :)
cheriseinsocal 3 years ago
Zombies vould get you all the time!
Smokula 3 years ago
Please marry me Count
NocturnalNinjas 3 years ago
of course! vhy not?
Smokula 3 years ago
Monsieur Smokey! Zis eez so very fun, Cheri!
xox,
~V~
VeroniqueChevalier 3 years ago
Fun for you? This vas hard voik for me!!!!
Smokula 3 years ago
I LOVE IT!! Nice stuff!
silentcomedy 3 years ago
Nice stuff!
Popcorn634 3 years ago