Meet the Jarate

[bananaflyer1]

so... sniper takes a piss every 15 seconds?

[tindy128011]

Notice its just him and 1 other person other than the scouts

[Cipher158]

i love playing flares vs snipers

[JoseWithAStick]

JARATE!

[busesbang1]

Hey dude im making my own meet the jarate. I didn't know they have people who already made it. It's on my channel and it's my first Gmod animation :)

[KingSpartaX37]

Red Spy: I have been shown who is the boss!!

[PERSONTHATISCLEVER]

Nicely done sir! you perfectly demonstrate all of jarate's traits and abilities!

my hat goes off to you!

[TrentClawz]

I Just got Machina Today And i Rock with it

[fuzzypaper]

why does everyone in this video suck?

[duffthebeerslayer]

huntsmin ftw

[narutofangirl1213]

I think I'd rather burn.

[MrRayman1000]

0:43 TIT

[ListenerOfShadows]

So basically, piss in a jar is awesome? Lulz.

[supacool1235]

Wow.I'm going to have to start saving my piss in a jar in case I get in a fight.

[TacoBoyManThing]

wat r the scenarios set up?

[TheJames74s]

your seriously DOMINATING 4 people !?!

AT A TIME !!!



[SuperEmoBros]

In the updates to TF2, Jarate also makes ya bleed!

"Oy, you're bleedin' gravy!"

-Sniper

[Sirkibble64]

sniper must have a promlem in his pants if he takes 15 seconds to piss in a jar again after he throws it

[Eeluum]

i like this new weapon!

[mixinghoney]

it cost $4000 dollars to throw jarate for 12 seconds

[Kennuhisaki]

who knew a jar of piss could come in handy on so many levels :D

[umean123]

@Kennuhisaki apparently there whas gonna be a guard dog class that got cancelled wich could refill snipers jarate jars lol

[Afoxi]

@umean123 April fools joke bro.

[Ndsbot]

Cut version

[raven00312]

jarate was a sniper's pee right??

[JewRaTe]

HEADS UP!

[WirelessxD]

To be honest your sniping skills needs some training

[SmiQuAlmighty]

u are horrible sniper worst i've ever seen

[theulv]

thanks :D

[SmiQuAlmighty]

ur welcome

[twannie1997]

@theulv i am a very bad sniper too, and today i just found jarate. I was so lucky!

[samjohnson1993]

@SmiQuAlmighty lol at jealousy

[SmiQuAlmighty]

yea i wish i would suck as much as him so i wouldn't get any kills... that would be so awesome

[theulv]

On a scale from one to ten; how fat are you?

On a scale from one to ten; how russian are you?

On a scale from one to ten; how much did your mother bleed when you were born?

[SmiQuAlmighty]

4,1, and i don't know haven't ask

[theulv]

Can you ask? Please?

[JacobTheFruit]

@theulv 1,2, and 4.

[theulv]

Dude, the whole video is just two buds hanging out on an empty server, trying to make a video showing off the new weapons. Everything is acting. You think I play like this normally? Think again, and don't judge people so fast.

[theulv]

why are you trying to offend me?

[theulv]

1 Did I say I liked Jarate? This is just an informative video about it.

2 I am showing it "in public"

3 You didn't really give me a fucking answer on why you're trying to offend me, but you're probably just a stupid little brat anyway so I don't care.

[theulv]

...right, you mean like the comment "noobs like you"? Defninitely not trying to piss me off with that one.

[silverbiometal]

just ignore em they usually go away in a week usually by then they reliz"wow i just waisted a week of my life argueing with someone who doesnt care" or they think "wow this guy is a wuss hes to scared to even reply

[343anon]

lol because they spend a whole week on here. Logically thinking they spend a few minutes typing then they go fap or something. You sir are a dooouche!

[heldiggris4]

theulv! dette var sykt bra ass!

[theulv]

takk takk

[Tyran508]

there should be direct damage from the jare that the piss is in just like 5hp down or something

[theulv]

I know, it's way too weak.

[Snoops6]

"It can extinguish burning teammates."

"STOP! LET ME THROW MY PISS ON YOU TO EXTINGUISH YOUUUUU"

[PennyDreadful1]

@Snoops6 "No worries mate lemme just fill up this here jar with my piss and youll be up and about in less than the time you can say dingo"

[SuperFlicky]

15 second recharge time = 15 seconds to fill another jar with your piss.

[Goldencoins]

I'm glad that Valve actually listened to the negative comments regarding the now old "Random Weapon Unlocking". I of course went on an Idle server. =P and had all of the new weapons by the item they did make the change. But I'm still thankful for the new, old way.

[Zombieclowns104]

How do you unlock it

[theulv]

Fetch Sniper achievements

[SSAvias7]

Now... why wouldn't they just call it "Jar of Piss"? Why'd they have to soil the word 'jarate', especially if someone was planning to use that as a character's name in their story?

... :^(

[Videokirby]

would you want to unlock a jar of piss or would you like to unlock Jar based karate?

[SSAvias7]

Jar-based Karate. Sure it'd be painful, but at least it wouldn't be painful AND humiliatingly disgusting.

[erikvduyn]

Jarate lasts way longer than 5 seconds.....

[theulv]

You're probably right.

[2Kazama2]

its me! its me!!)))

i think, what this is more useful stuff than razorback. its can more help for temmates

[theulv]

Razorback is SOO underpowered. It protects only against one type of enemy, and only against one particular attack that this enemy can perform, and it DOES break after that enemy has performed that attack, plus it makes you move slower AND you lose the precious SMG.

Also, with the Ambassador, spies are able to kill you rather quickly anyways.

[Videokirby]

I agree i should do somthing else AND it make you slower! NOW YOU can get sniped easier! Jarate is the way to go! But the smg is good...

[petvig]

I'm really good at getting killed!! :D

[MrBobCrosby]

Its so stupid and funny but its useful.

[theulv]

A lot more useful than Razorback!