Dexter/Deb vampire

[hollywoodshopaholic]

this scene was sooo funny as soon as i saw it on tv i had to go to youtube and look for it lol

[jluck04]

"You just decribed the perfect woman."

TRIPLE DOUCHE!!!

[sunnchilde]

Oooohhh. Lilah as a vampire. That's a sexy thought. I can re-imagine the scene. The "Excuse my tits" scene. Lilah is at the fridge, her back turned to Deb. She slowly turns around, a smile in her eye. She opens her mouth just half an inch to talk and we see the tip of her right fang. Hmmmmm! Very nice. That would have been a character. As a creature of the night, she REALLY could have understood Dexter.

[EpicWIN18]

Deb cracks me up! "She's obviously a vampire. A gross, ugly, titty, vampire." lmao

[tinygoddess85]

It's so funny because Dexter really isn't trying to be a douche. He doesn't get it. I love it. And this is when I actually started not hating Deb. I loved these two parts: a) when Lila comes into the office looking for Dexter "he said he was working" and Deb responds with "he did? well, he's not here. he liiiieeeeedddd to you. aw, men are such pigs!"

[tinygoddess85]

@tinygoddess85 & b) "Someone did not drink all the coffee, I had a few cups, Dexter had a few cups, and we just sorta drank until the "pot" (said like "pawt" making fun of her accent) was empty." LMAO.

[fifirockefeller]

"Titty" as an adjective.

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Hmmmmmm.

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Let me get back to you on that. Makes logical sense, but I cannot say I've heard it commonly used.

[Karkaroff26]

Funny scene and it made me laugh.

[kenmastersmaster]

best lines ever

[pacman7654]

"You just described the perfect woman"

[RiffRaff1062]

Makes me laugh every time I think of it, thats some funny stuff Gross English Titty Vampire . thanks for this video.

[soubixkio]

Only thing that would have made this clip better: Dexter's response "You just described the perfect woman"

Loved this scene so hard XD

[torgosassistant]

DOUBLE DOUCHE!

[junilwoo]

lol i have to agree this was my favourite line from Dexter of all time.

[Fuplancac]

hahah

[Blackjack185]

I love Deb! She is so funny and cute!

[Joeyal123]

whats she said was funny i could not even make an insult up like

[tard1s]

Gross English Titty Vampire! Miss Pardon My Tits! OMG! Writers of DEXTER I bow to you

[purplegoats]

Absolutely brilliant!

Deb at her best really =]

Thanks for uploading this =]

[DeanieBoy25]

"Little Miss Pardon My Titts"... Love that line.

[DeadliestHD2walk]

"she's obviously a vampire" lol

[jhutch524]

The best line in the whole series, "... a gross, English, titty vampire".

[Faith9206]

Haha, I love this scene. Thanks for posting it. It's awesome.

[jayaism]

Shit, you left out the best part!

Dexter: "you just described the perfect woman!"

[JewelsL85]

LOL Right after I stopped recording, I heard it!

[texastommy00]

Excellent show and this is one of my favorite scenes. Deb's utter distane for Lila is priceless. "gross, english, titty vampire"...lmao

[JewelsL85]

It's great! Which season did you like better?

[texastommy00]

Oh man...that's a tough call. I liked them both, but I'm leaning towards season 2. More action. Lila is just a great character. She played the crazy psycho sooo well. She's also on a bbc show called "Hustle". Rudy in the first season messing with Dex was quite good too.

[Grassy1977]

Funny but hopeless quality appears to have been filmed on a mobile phone pointed at the TV!

[JewelsL85]

That's because I used a camera for it, since I was just going to post it in my personal journal. I had no intentions of pleasing anyone with the quality.