CARL SAGAN - "Almost no one attempts to educate themselves on the basics of science and technology, yet our society is based on these. TV takes up far too much of our time and is apparently much more attractive to most of us than the beauty and wonder of science. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces." - CARL SAGAN
I fucked his mother, now this is happening. We are now married and we now both putup with THIS bitch bitching about bitching about an bitch. UDFjnfuhf.
I looked up "Little Dot" to find a review of the Little Dot tube amplifiers, and instead I find a Bill Nye the Science Guy video talking about the little dot in his eyes. LOL
Well, he forgot to explain that emotional crying is not exactly the same with onions, in which the sulfuric compounds reach the eye and irritate it causing the tear ducts to react as a means to flush out said particles.
Watching this gives me an image of Bill leaving the set after the show...walking home...open the door to an empty house....get out scotch......cry himself to sleep.
OH GOD IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF I LOVE YOU BILL :'C
"DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE DOT?!" XD That random freakout has stuck with me ever since I was 6 years old, and now that I've rewatched it, it's still freaking hillarious. Bill Nye FTW!
I was a huge fan as a kid, but after seeing this, I realized how incredibly wrong he was sometimes. I wonder if he checks his facts at all.
The dot in his eye is the duct from his tear gland where tears are secreted. Tears do not come from the top of the eye like he said. Furthermore, tears don't drain up! Tears drain through a small hole in your scull below your eye. Look at some good pictures of human skulls and see if you can find it.
@lijluvr356 He was mine too, and I'm now a chemist largely because he fueled an early interest in science. However, after I met him a couple times, I realized he's a pretty big douchebag in real life. Really, for a guy who does a kid's show, he's pretty rude. Now I just idolize the contrabass who does the narration.
@guitarist62626 Yeah, I'd heard he's pretty different from how he seems on screen. What a shame childrens' entertainers are so rarely as wonderful as they appear. I'm glad that he got you into what must be a fascinating field, and hope you enjoy your job.
@guitarist62626 Like how is he a douche? You can't judge someone based on only two encounters, both of which he could have possibly been having an off day.
Do you see the little dot...
Do you see it?
DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE DOT?!
kornhead6555 2 weeks ago
Is bill pretending to cry? or it's real?
sparky1234783g 1 month ago
haha funny vid
TheAnimallover1881 3 months ago
i was actually looking forward to some really interesting explanation on tears....and i got a guy crying to a camera lol
funny video netherless haha
KariBabe27 3 months ago
uhhhh bill u ok??
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CARL SAGAN - "Almost no one attempts to educate themselves on the basics of science and technology, yet our society is based on these. TV takes up far too much of our time and is apparently much more attractive to most of us than the beauty and wonder of science. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces." - CARL SAGAN
TheLogicalBrain 3 months ago
DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE DOT!!
I just laughed so hard the first time I heard that.
DanManThePurple 3 months ago
at the end it sounds like a lazy attempt to stop him from killing himself
DarkSectorMaster 3 months ago
Problem, Bill Nye?
VampireFreakKe 4 months ago
AWESOME!!Bill Nye is mah favorite person in the WORLD!!!!!!!
TheBytor1 5 months ago
I fucked his mother, now this is happening. We are now married and we now both putup with THIS bitch bitching about bitching about an bitch. UDFjnfuhf.
darkshadow700122 5 months ago
Oh shit he's got knife run. Nerd flip after a while oh shit
nimaxx38 5 months ago
I looked up "Little Dot" to find a review of the Little Dot tube amplifiers, and instead I find a Bill Nye the Science Guy video talking about the little dot in his eyes. LOL
DeathToTheseWalls 6 months ago
OH-HO! I thought the tears came from the tear duct from down below, not the upper of your eye. See mom! I can learn from Bill Nye even at 16.
CHALKFOX 6 months ago
>_< this video yelled at me...NEXT!
OperationKayKay 7 months ago
"Do you see the little dot...DO YOU SEE THE DOT AT THE CORNER OF MY EYE" That just made me laugh my freaking tears out.
LittleMissKagamine 7 months ago 2
Watching this gives me tears of laughter.
LarsonFilms2 7 months ago
"the tears that you make when you're washing your eye are the same tears you make when you're upset"
Incorrect, Bill.
Schizima 8 months ago
Haha I saw this in science
BreRainbow 8 months ago 4
LMAAOO!!! xDD
melanieDpumi 8 months ago
Bill Nye your moms a guy
1000RedDragon 8 months ago
Well, he forgot to explain that emotional crying is not exactly the same with onions, in which the sulfuric compounds reach the eye and irritate it causing the tear ducts to react as a means to flush out said particles.
Paulbarbato 8 months ago
Bill the science guy, BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL haha I remember this from middle school
princesskimbie 9 months ago
Ha my dad said Bill has problems?
SisiXD18 9 months ago
The narrator guys voice is one of my favorite parts about the show
MagikSpaceFries 9 months ago
Do you see it? DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE DOT? IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE WHERE THE TEARS DRAIN OH GOD
speed7exc 10 months ago 6
This will never fail to make me laugh. Even after all these years. =')
RandumLuve 10 months ago 2
I love that that bit and this show! The Camera Guy is my favorite character for some reason XD
"Bill? Bill come on let's talk....Bill don't do this.." XDD
jim5582 10 months ago
ohai , i was just crying.
morganinprogress 10 months ago
I <3 Bill
paulasusan63 11 months ago
never seen him this upset lol
MegaBrendan16 11 months ago
Take some time off lol
AlphaNumber24 11 months ago
Oh hi. I was just crying xD
iluvmydoggie16 11 months ago 2
DO YOU SEE THE LIDO DOT!?!?!?!
hyperkitty9213 11 months ago 2
40 people don't see the dot.
MrAirbuster57 11 months ago
Watching this gives me an image of Bill leaving the set after the show...walking home...open the door to an empty house....get out scotch......cry himself to sleep.
OH GOD IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF I LOVE YOU BILL :'C
monkeyroadkill7 11 months ago 4
xD Oh, Bill. How I laugh at your pain.
AmeKuruma 11 months ago
@AmeKuruma
DD: BUT HE'S MAI HEROOO.
JK Fancy meeting you here.
PhDAnnoyance 11 months ago
@PhDAnnoyance He's secretly mine too. : DD
Why hai thar.
Sorry it took so long to reply. I never check my inbox/comments.
AmeKuruma 10 months ago
lol
RoofDL 11 months ago
i was so sure he was gonna cut himself with that knife at 1:04
MrHappy818 11 months ago 16
hahaha this is awesome
lugia3 11 months ago
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no one will listen to me :(
AlienMyth64 11 months ago
Okay Bill, you had your time off, come back!
universalsoldier27 11 months ago
do you see the ddot do you see it!
Roseimo21 1 year ago
You can see that bill has a knife there.......maybe hes do depressed hes emo o_O
CrazyLegsPC3 1 year ago
"No one will listen to me!" Pissing myself laughing here.. maybe that's because I've had four hours of sleep in the last two days :D
Pingoo124 1 year ago
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bill nye the gay guy dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
carlitta206 1 year ago
@carlitta206 Extreme masterpiece among all the modern jokes.
Owneador1337 1 year ago
@carlitta206 do you not like bill nye
wolfyrocks202 11 months ago
40 people didnt see the dot
MrAirbuster57 1 year ago 3
Bill?
ROBLOXains 1 year ago
Bill Nye The Psycho Guy~
ChaosAint0 1 year ago
@ChaosAint0
Psycho, Rulz!
id493337 1 year ago
@id493337 Yup :D
ChaosAint0 1 year ago
@ChaosAint0
so that means the president is a Psycho...
id493337 1 year ago
Fuck him
dandyfireable 1 year ago
Lmao ..."bill don't do this"
DragonsREpic 1 year ago 89
that voice was so damn funny!! LOL
ito2789 1 year ago 3
I learned something :D
killerpacdot 1 year ago 3
BILL NYE THE EMO GUY BILL BILL BILL BILL!!! :D
*Teacher says they are watching a Bill Nye video*
Elementary: Who? Oh, that guy. YAY (:
Middle school: Ughhhh why ? ! He is so stupid |:
High School: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY ! BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL ! :D
julietanimeluvr13 1 year ago
@julietanimeluvr13 Wrong! I'm in Middle School ad my whole class still loves him. XD
Nicoles567 1 year ago
@Nicoles567 ikr im in mskool too i stil lyke himm
julietanimeluvr13 1 year ago
@julietanimeluvr13 Your English is in elementary school still though.
DEATHBYFLYINGCDS 1 year ago
@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS wehlllll its not like i talk like this in real life :PP
julietanimeluvr13 1 year ago
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@julietanimeluvr13 Wrong! I'm in middle school and my whole class still loves him. XD
Nicoles567 1 year ago
40 people couldn't see the little dot XDD
Yokoskitsunegirl 1 year ago
Bill: Do you see the little dot on the corner of my eye?!?! Low voice : no. Lolol my class lold at it
KiyaClub 1 year ago
Bill come on, lets talk.
Trichomes503 1 year ago
0:31 Now you see this little dot?
(closeup on Sylvester Stallone's eye)
SoCalSummerSquad 1 year ago
he started to grab the knife!!!! noooo
suncork51 1 year ago
Dont cryy
Jackie5776 1 year ago
Chuck Norris makes onions cry
codWAWandMW2 1 year ago
DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE DOT?!
drmccoyfan909 1 year ago
LMFAO HAHAHAH
Bioniclejab 1 year ago
he kinda looks like danny from full house u know the dad
afflictiongirl 1 year ago 45
@afflictiongirl oh yeah.
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afflictiongirl 11 months ago
By "Bill, why dont you take some time off" he didn't mean "Bill, why dont you quit". BILL COME BACK D:
PusStephen 1 year ago 5
LEAVE THE DOT ALONE!!! T_T
citkat974 1 year ago
OMG. I remember watching this episode!
"DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE DOT?!" XD That random freakout has stuck with me ever since I was 6 years old, and now that I've rewatched it, it's still freaking hillarious. Bill Nye FTW!
MilleniumFoxMagician 1 year ago 5
Bill..? Bill.! Bill, Come'on Dude Dont Do This.! :(
ForeverTheBFs 1 year ago
I feel bad for ANY kid who did not grow up watching Bill Nye!
sunnydale22 1 year ago 5
lol
rmj15mu 1 year ago
leave bill ALOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!
melovepeas 1 year ago
Alright Bill, that enough time off, come back and make more episodes.
Luckyxseven 1 year ago
DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE DOT!?!?DO YOU SEE IT!?!?!?
Butterkupp1 1 year ago
I didn't like the bit where I realised no-one will be as good at doing science as Bill Nye.
GLaDoS doesn't count, she's fictional. (Still Alive though)
seanthesheep1234 1 year ago 2
I loved these in Middle/High School!
They actually SUCCEED at entertaining and educating
unlike the other more "professional" videos that are just a bunch of stupid skits assuming college people laugh at EVERYTHING!
Gamedud3 1 year ago
this reminded me of tom green back in day haha
howardstern5 1 year ago
I love the little voice!! :D
Oaksparrow 1 year ago
COMEDYYYYYY!!!
apjel389 1 year ago
bill, don't do this.
melovepeas 1 year ago
DO YU SEEEEEE THE LITTLE DOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rayrod619 1 year ago
This is my favorite Bill Nye clip ever!
MikeIronweaver56 1 year ago
lol
memerose9 1 year ago
"Bill?Bill?Come on, let's talk"
TheGAMan19 1 year ago
@TheGAMan19 "Bill, come on, don't do this."
MikeIronweaver56 1 year ago
fuck you fagget
Tubaka1000 1 year ago
Lol that would be funny if the narrorator guy is all like "Bill...? Bill...? BILL!?!?! U son of a..." (slaps)
DaJoshDude 1 year ago
@DaJoshDude IKR! L-O-L
MissShakeItGirl 1 year ago
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DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE DOT??????????????
MrAirbuster57 1 year ago
"Uh, Bill... Bill... Come on, let's talk. Don't do this." I love Pat Cashman.
kyjast 1 year ago
NEVER knew how random this show was... wtf...
SweetBrwnSuga 1 year ago
I just love how freaking random this show was.
AlterEgox5 1 year ago
I miss this show!! The 90's were superb.
kingdomriver1 1 year ago
Oh how I miss this man, and oh how I love being a child of the '90s.
SunKisssedBaByOx 1 year ago 4
38 people couldn't see the dot.
dag101101 1 year ago 3
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dag101101 1 year ago
38 people couldn't see the dot.
dag101101 1 year ago
"Do you see it? Do you see the dot? DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE DOT?!?!" *crys*
TheGeekForTDI 1 year ago
LEAVE THE DOT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperSquag 1 year ago
chris crocker LIVE BILL ALOONNNNEEEE!
Roxyventus 1 year ago
Lol!!
zaiduck101 1 year ago
NO I DON'T SEE THE DOT.
madelynisagleek 1 year ago
@madelynisagleek then ur blind
Clickermate 1 year ago
@Clickermate I was being sarcastic.
madelynisagleek 1 year ago
@Clickermate pwned
mofunzonecom 1 year ago
This was my Mythbusters of my Childhood. X]
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i hope bill dies...;
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0:39 eww a close up of his eye
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graywackeknifebdr 1 year ago
lol?
Kirbydude777 1 year ago
Marry me Bill.
Pingoo124 1 year ago 2
i wish this guy was my 1st period scince teacher,she is boring.
Gerald360halowowness 1 year ago
HAHAHHHAH this is so funny i cant help but laugh at 0:36!! XD
ShaneDawsonxoFRED 1 year ago
Do u see the little dot in the corner of my eye? DO U?DO U SEE IT
123249infernox 1 year ago
DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE DOT IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE
VintageNeedlez 1 year ago
BILLL!! BILL!! BILL! BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!
haha i remember watchinqq this in middle school lol
XxPr1nc3v3get4xX 1 year ago 2
Yes, I see the dot, Bill! I see it! Don't kill yourself! PLEASE!! :-O
GenghisKhan44 1 year ago 3
Oh hi i was just crying...
Spyhunter3391 1 year ago 4
WHOEVER MADE BILL CRY IS GONNA PAY!!!*gets out knife*
GrandchaseFan101 1 year ago 2
bill why dont u take some time off
thecodingcub 1 year ago 97
spaz
daeho10000 1 year ago
jackass
forcuties 1 year ago
@forcuties fuck you
TheChickenrun3 1 year ago
LMFAO DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE DOT?! DO YOU SEE IT?!
XuyenaCorp 1 year ago
Step away from the knife, Bill!! It isn't worth it!!
mikeroephonics 1 year ago 6
BILL NYE TEH SCIENCE GAI
R1DDL3RS 1 year ago
"IT'S WHERE THE TEARS DRAIN FROM YOUR EYE!"
"Bill?..."
omxpablo19 1 year ago 168
@omxpablo19 omgiwouldlikeur comment butlook at the number it has...i dont wanna ruin it!
KitaDyer 1 year ago
this guy is so awesome lol
MRresievil310 1 year ago
he kinda looks like christian bale.
pakk82 1 year ago
omg this use to be one of my favorite shows lol
miaandmakeup12 1 year ago 3
Lol I SEE THE DOT BILL ITS OKAY!!1
alexwolffhottie 1 year ago
this is painful to watch
don't cry honey
D:
MsTreasuredChest 1 year ago
Sylvester Stallone at 0:34.
Skyrodude 1 year ago 5
@Skyrodude LOL
jimihendrixfan2008 1 year ago
lmfao, I love Bill Nye!
lilsushigirl 1 year ago
LEAVE BILLENY ALONE!!!!!!!!@@!@!@!~@~!
ninja1125 1 year ago
I SEE THE FREAKING DOT!!!!!
russetfan3 1 year ago
"No one will listen to me" ROFL
Cirofost 1 year ago 6
MAN THE ANNOUNCER GUY WAS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT THIS SHOW
zachtheamaster 1 year ago 7
bill nye is THE science guy glad i got to know him.
Catcherintherye11111 1 year ago
Kids still watch Billy Nye in school
Dachera 1 year ago
He grabbed his knife at the end and the guy said "Why don't you take some time off"
:O
LaserGoPEWPEW 1 year ago 4
DO YOU SEE THE LITTLE F****** DOT IN THE CORNER OF MY F****** EYE THAT DRAINS TO YOUR NOSE?!
CBPCorps 1 year ago 6
I love him......
Linacarol14 1 year ago
Uh, Bill? Bill? Bill Come on. I FREAKIN LOVE THIS GUY!
cabncila 1 year ago
lol
Swanton18 1 year ago
I REMEMBER THIS EPISODE! AH, GOOD TIMES!
corwin11412 1 year ago
just looking at his eye made me water my eyes 0.0
gPaHaTaTa 1 year ago
i remember watching him when i was in elementary school
FordSVT1313 1 year ago
hahahahha
PinkPearlz33 1 year ago
Haha he picks up the knife at the end. Careful camera guy!
Kowzorz 1 year ago 4
Bill Nye is my father.
My mom would turn on the TV and say, "Listen to your father."
JackyJackify 1 year ago
@JackyJackify I wish I had a mom like that!!
lijluvr356 1 year ago
I was a huge fan as a kid, but after seeing this, I realized how incredibly wrong he was sometimes. I wonder if he checks his facts at all.
The dot in his eye is the duct from his tear gland where tears are secreted. Tears do not come from the top of the eye like he said. Furthermore, tears don't drain up! Tears drain through a small hole in your scull below your eye. Look at some good pictures of human skulls and see if you can find it.
guitarist62626 1 year ago
@guitarist62626 Look up the Lacrimal System and see if you can see it! I think Bill is the correct one in this particular case! ^_~
lijluvr356 1 year ago
@lijluvr356 Yep, you're right. I'm a douche.
guitarist62626 1 year ago
@guitarist62626 not at all. We all are wrong every once in a while. But when you take on Bill Nye, I have to step in. Childhood Hero, you know.
lijluvr356 1 year ago
@lijluvr356 He was mine too, and I'm now a chemist largely because he fueled an early interest in science. However, after I met him a couple times, I realized he's a pretty big douchebag in real life. Really, for a guy who does a kid's show, he's pretty rude. Now I just idolize the contrabass who does the narration.
guitarist62626 1 year ago
@guitarist62626 Yeah, I'd heard he's pretty different from how he seems on screen. What a shame childrens' entertainers are so rarely as wonderful as they appear. I'm glad that he got you into what must be a fascinating field, and hope you enjoy your job.
lijluvr356 1 year ago
@guitarist62626
He's a douchebag in real life? That sucks. I always thought he must be a pretty cool guy.
mystobluestars 1 year ago
@guitarist62626 Really? What did he do to make you think hes a douchebag?
Thats such a shame. =/
FelixTheHouseFreak 1 year ago
@guitarist62626 Like how is he a douche? You can't judge someone based on only two encounters, both of which he could have possibly been having an off day.
XuyenaCorp 1 year ago
@guitarist62626 um...isnt that what bill nye just said..
TheRealX9 1 year ago