Portal 2 fun with defective turrets

[E1craZ4life]

You can't help feeling bad for the good turrets.

[tailgunner2]

I can watch the defective turret enjoy his revenge all day!

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Oh, good news! (boom) ...never mind.

[YouGotFranked]

4:44 pro juke there lol

[nin1mabi]

5:40

WHEEEE- OH NO!!!!!

Love that turret so much....

[Lautaro3590]

If you pause at 0:14, there is a dialog saying: "Put me in the game, coach!". It looks like it says that O.o

[RFD1996]

Wheeeee- oh no

[Alagremm]

Gotta love the new template's evil laugh xD

[Uryuujayjay]

HA! I remember they sound adorable in Russian for some reason XD And the normal turres sound good in German.

[Ellisthemechanic]

LMFAO! You messed with the wrong turret!

[millemusen1234]

lol you replaced the not defektive turrent with the defektive turrent lolololol

[meep123ish]

i feel bad for the turret thet sed WWEEEEOHNO

[ravenwind137]

If Nick from Left4Dead was in Portal .... >.>

[InfoAlien]

0:31, lol, Defective Turret: Crap.

[barlarg]

ohh no I'm one of the bad ones aren't i? xD

[FastestClassic]

Scanner: Template

Defective Turret: Hello?

Scanner: Response

Turret: Hello.

Turret: Wheeeeee-OH NO!

lol

[lolzrandom100]

*blank* *blank* *blank* well i tried my best.

[Darthzim950]

Goog news! BOOOM! Nevermind.

[Darthzim950]

WeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Remousamavi]

3 people were defective turrets who tried to immitate working turrets like in 4:03, and it didn't work.

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Uh...blam! Blam blam! I'M NOT DEFECTIVE!

[EDSKaR]

This sequense, along with the oracle turret, have made me change the way I play portal (origonal)

I HAVE to carefully move each turret out of the way, and I can play through all of portal 1 without knocking over a single turret. Let me tell you, its difficult!

[KramZ31]

Tablet "hello". Response "hello". WheeeOHNO. I rofled too much I donkey punched the comp to the floor and said the comp saw a squirrel and got hungry lol.

[Konrax11]

The defective turrets was trolling the working turrets SO hard, I was laughing so hard watching this lol

[BOINKHeadshot]

should've saved the working turrets too :C

[RanBo88]

Template: hello?

Responce: Hello, HeLl.. hell.. aww crap..

[TheTSense]

*incoming trolling*

I like the part whit the Turrets

[Arzaker]

hell even the bad turrets feel confused

[timelord153]

No one else feels sorry for the cute turrets? D:

[nicorocks24]

@timelord153 ya D: i was sad on the 1 dat said i did Everything U asked!D:

[MegaHanz1234]

-clickclickclickclickclick-

Detective Turret:uhh......Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Im not detective

xD

[sjgpooh13]

what happens if u put wheatley there?

[kirbyis4ever]

So uh... what am I supposed to do here?

LOL

Shootin' blanks... every time.

[Saruki02389]

D'awww... I actually wanted to cry for the ones that weren't defective... TwT They are deadly, but awfully cute...

[theophilus71]

hey squeaky voice, gimme some of your bullets

...moo hoo ha ha ha ha

[narutofano03]

LoL the defective turrets keep laughing when they die.

[cloudnobody]

why rick was fired from being (core incharge of turret creation) he kept most of the bullets for himself..the guns got taken away to

[avatarphan156]

I think that's how I'll greet people from now on. Them: "Hello!" Me: "I'M NOT DEFECTIVE."

[catfishy100]

@avatarphan156 YES. Even better if you do the voice thing.

[HyperSimy]

Is it me, or does it sound like the deffective turret says 'shit' @ 3:40?

[BillNyeRPGGuy]

"WHHHHEEEE-OHNO!"

[mangalovver]

blam! blam bablam!!! i'm not defective =D

[wickedconman]

1 person had no bullets. Sorry!

[LucarioDrew]

@wickedconman One person had no bullets, another was one of the 'non-defective' turrets getting thrown away.

[Lily1879MineCraft]

"I did everything you asked!"

That one made me sad...

[RCT3rox]

2 orange portals?

[DaveHofm]

I wonder how the aperture turret production line managed to make defective turrets in the first place

[GR33NTHUNDAH]

Wheeeeeeeeeee OH NOES

[KrazyKacophony]

Template: Hello?

Response: Crap.

[GeneralCane]

God Dammit rated L for LMAO.

[Aerotactics]

Anyone else hear "Wait! Gimme another chance!" in the background? my fav line so far...

[SuperLuigiYoshi]

"Uhhhh... Blam! Blam blam blam! I'm not defective!" XD

[legonakonow]

helo?

[MonkeyDKage]

LOL

"Whee OH NO!"

[skorskedors]

Template

Turrent: Hello?

response

Defective Turret: who said that? You can't fire me! I quit!

[Klusignolofan1]

Template

Turret: "Hello?"

Response

Defective Turret:Hello.Hello.Hell-aw crap

[KenshinNboy]

0:21 BLAM BLAM BLAM jajja EPIC xD

[HyperSimy]

Template:

Deffective turret: Hello

Response:

Working turret: Hello...*launched*...wheeeee-O­HNO!

XD

[GirLover2009]

Template

Turret: "Hello?"

Response

Defective Turret: "Crap."

[Oshyrath]

click!click!click!

Uhhhhhhh... BLAM!!! BLAM-BLAM-BLAM!!! IM NOT DIFECTIVE!!!

LOL

[valkarie789]

oh good news

electric pop

never mind

lol even wheatley is a traitor I could save him and space core from space

[repawn98]

My favorite response!

Announcer: Template.

Turret: Hello.

Announcer: Response.

Defective Turret: Who said that?

[DragoSonicMile]

"You know when I mentioned 10 minutes? A little optimistic there."

Take your time Wheatley.  I could watch this all day.

[ajsave13]

I laughed my ASS OFF

[ZZZINTENDO]

when the defective turrets laugh like MUHAHAHHA thats me

[TheXxNelXx]

"I don't understand!" Why does he throw away after the good turrets correctly respond?

[ajsave13]

@TheXxNelXx in the game you remove the template (working turret) and replace it with a defective turret so the computer thinks defective ones are right, that's why its laughing lol

[aeroforce2202]

is it.. just me or do the defective turrets remind you of Deadpool?

[TheStarToursTraveler]

3:34

Checky voice thing: Template

Normal turret: Hello?

Checky voice thing: Reponse

Defective turret: Who said that? (Launch) CAN'T-FIRE-ME-I-QUIT!!!

[axter88]

7:20 i´m fineeeee!

[airbendingavatar1]

I stayed here for quite a while to listen to the turrets!

[Boomerangutan]

6:30 why?

[Boomerangutan]

wheeeeeeeeeeeee OH NO!

[mayanightstar]

I love how the functional ones sound like girls and the broken ones sound like guys.

[BarryBlacktail]

Hey! Squeaky voice! Gimme some of your bullets!

[dgudfh5]

ALRIGHT ANYONE WHO DISLIKES THIS is DEFECTIVE.

oh, and BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

[yogscastfan1]

YEAH! what just happened?

[RFT15ify]

LOL I feel bad for the working turrets....

[oletheking92]

@RFT15ify "I did anything you aaaaaaaaaaasked"

[yuumeko]

AWW @ 5:38, "I did everything you asked!" I never listened to the normal turrets response when they start getting thrown out, they're SO sad ;_; "I'm fine!" "I don't understand!" "Why!" "WHEEE-- OHNO!"

[yuumeko]

So uh... what am I suppose to do, here?

[ShadowEX7]

4:47 Wheeeeee-OH NO!

[XXEMOSEXX]

lol hey good news boom! nevermind ..........whats happing on your side?

[XXEMOSEXX]

lol i love the template change lolz when i get this i wanna do tht

[iani103]

I dont hear some of the quotes, why?

[geistofpolter]

@iani103 The subtitles pick up speech further away than you can actually hear it, so in the firing range, you can see what turrets are saying in the reject conveyor.

[iani103]

@geistofpolter Oh thank god!

I tought i was deaf for a second there :D

P.S. Do you hear it?

[NDenizen]

My heart breaks every time something happens to the normal turrets ;_;

[saiwarrior]

i feel SO SORRY for the one that said, "But I did everything you asked!" T-T

[VooDooDollMaster]

The best part of the game for me so far. I fucking loved these things

[L3re7z]

WheeeeOHNO

[DasBeda]

Hahaha all the defective turrets got incinerated excerpt the one that yelled blam blam blam see, im not defective! Xd

[yo10057]

(Sorry, Double Comment) LOL @ 4:37!!!!

[yo10057]

UUhhhhh... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!! See? I'm Not Defective!

[thequiksilverguy]

shooting blanks all the time, every time :D

[TrimpOfRedwall]

Shut up Wheatley, I'm trying to listen to Turrets.

[DjSugarKitty95]

I'm FINEEEEE!

[Z1kS1]

4:01 :D

[NeosparkJ80]

This is great!

[Ogreman1212]

5:36 Wheatly: "Oh! Good News! [Explosion] Never mind..."

[iamenjoi]

@corvette334405 hahahahah @ 0:21 !

[NicoKenRawr]

Those poor turrets. 

[SuperRollyTrolly]

I don't get how you do this?

[Azrail101]

I just love their evil laugh. I bet the voice actor had a lot of fun with these lines.

[SnakeOnAPlane]

@Azrail101 Nolan North did the defective turrets, and all three cores at the end of the game. He must have had a whale of a time!

[nutcase170489]

I DID EVERYTHING YOU AAAAAASKED!

[TheForceIsMyAlly]

Yes indeed! Yeees indeed.

[zodoggy]

Hahaha. The non-defective rejected turrets are so cute.

[MycomputerXs]

I find myself listening to the adorable, normal turrets instead of the defective ones. At first I feel really sick with guild listening to them. But then I get over it and learn to laugh.

[NintendoBox100]

Nolan North voices these guys, nice!!!

[Glus8Master]

these guys are so funny.

[moosemccray]

4:04 I love where it tries to imitate a working turret. These guys are the bomb!

[Derpthegolddigger]

@moosemccray Sorry i chouldent find That part. :\

[ToToo088]

i lost like 30 minutes in this

10 minutes in the target test

10 minutes in the response-disposal

10 minutes after i changed the template

and the whole 30 minutes laughing my ass off

[cwilbr]

@ToToo088 Same here!!