Dumb Lady - I'm Locked in my Car 911 call [ The original ]

[Thunderstryk]

Man, idiocracy is going to be real.

[empero6]

Dumbass old fart lolololol

[imnotawasteoftime]

*when women need to go buy groceries* smh..

[watchyourst3p]

smart america women.

[gangstervural]

Lol, I think you would get a fine in the Netherlands if you call 112 (the Dutch 911) for bullshit like this.

[Mashumaro99]

Once I was going on an elevator and I was on floor two and I pushed the button for floor two and then I got scared because the elevator wasn't moving and the doors weren't opening so I pushed the help button and the lady said,"just hold down the button with the arrows pointing away from each other" and I did and the door opened.

Story of my life.

[SinnerJ]

She doesn't need a car... she need's a mobile Kitchen.

[MrRunseek]

What a dumd ass lady



[randomeloisa]

omg lmao. dumb betch

[15firekid]

how do you get locked in your car

[Iesoustwist]

I hope this person has been sterilized.

[PinkHaloAngelV2]

Honestly, I had this happen to me once. It was freezing outside and I couldn't start my car, open the doors or windows. They were all frozen. It sucked >.<

[TheKlownhomie]

can u introduce me to ur dealer lady?

[safabecker]

Hahaha, this is the most funniest thing in the whole intire world!! hahaahhaha!!! I'm locked in my car! haha! she probably felt sooo stupid freakin out for how long?? trying to get out.... she probably got to the point where she didnt know what to do but call 911 hahaha!! this is horriable!

[shadow11145]

She could have dumbassed herself to death.

[txmomoftwo1]

@shadow11145 she really could have. wonder if she drives with a helmet?

[skylerrb]

This what never happen to me, because i'm a trained officer. If my car locked me in, i would beat off my door with my brass fucking knuckles and brake out. This woman didn't know what to do. I don't take shit from people, so why would i take shit from a fucking car?

[Midnightswordsclan]

@skylerrb Fuck the police

[SoImFlashy]

hahah



[MultiStorm15]

WTF why the hell you know Y even comment about this @ Toronto670 haha Peter Griffin ya

[immadanca]

she was in a panic and obviously forgot you could open the door manually. Sometimes we lose common sense in these situations.

[lucy0loves0music]

@immadanca xD you deserve a prize for your kindness!

[oneelitemofo]

She doesn't even sound high on drugs!! Can people really be this stupid?

[J88Wolf]

*Face desking* Please be old and forgetful. -_(\"

[veronicagomez89]

i def believe this i used customer service rep for allstate roadside assistance and got this call a couple of times! haha usually older women lol but some people are this ridiculous!

[caoland1990]

Only in america

[Jamesonlee420]

That shit isnt fake. Some people are really that stupid.

[cameforthevids]

what this cant be fake this is an old fav of mine :(

[skypers3]

You know this is fake....

[Ilovemydachsund123]

I think this is fake, because this lady is the SAME lady as in "Lady Calls 911 Over Burger". Maybe this is a joke or something? Oh well, it's still funny.

[Kenny90655]

and then the dispatcher luaghs her ass off

[Nelsonnntannn]

every1 here form vsauce =D

[SuppleGooch]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I have to calm down. I can't stop crying in laughter that was the funniest thing i have ever heard. Omg I don't know how anything else is ever gonna top that. What a fucking idiot.

[MrGreekba]

FLUFEE

[DJKID777]

maybe she had one of those brain fart happen to everyone

[SweetVintageLove]

Sometimes I have my dumb moments but thank god i snap out of it in a sec before i do something stupid.

[Xxawsomhotty2xX]

0.0.......

who else got here from vsauce?

[xxxnexuzxxx7]

soooo you must be an American :)

[Sinocard2152]

LEAVE HER TO DIE!

[jortjuuuuuh]

to be honest this could be me haha

[MrAtomguy112]

Vsauce overload =D

[whm3d]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[somechickygirl]

Jesus Christ.

[omikrzwi00]

I just fucking face palm so hard! 

[LE0NSKA]

holy fuckin shit ... WHY IS SHE EVEN ALLOWED TO DRIVE A CAR??!?!

[dedk0]

911: frustrating darwin since cell phones were invented

[Cardioid0719]

LMAO....

[D0NoR]

All americans call 911 before they thinking? Or what?

[Co0k3i]

@D0NoR woah buddy! do not generalize.

[drsusredfish]

i watched this after the "people are awsome" videos just wow.

[Ghostex333]

/watch?v=EFfzVQvmO5M

[Ghostex333]

Should get tested for retardation. 

[SimmerSab]

... O.O

[Saanyooo]

is tthat paris hilton? XD

[deiondre3]

Poor thing she just freaked out or something I guess and couldn't think clearly enough to just unlock the door

[XxSL1MxDAWGxX]

shes a cunt

[MARCOZR1]

Hahahaa i Had to be a grl

[cableguy21629]

This person obviously voted for Obama

[OU812ICRUNVS]

The caller must have eaten a lot of paint chips as a kid......

[MrElectrifying12]

just break the glass

[xKanden15x]

If I worked at 911 I would hang up after probably every call and be "HAHAHAHA! CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THIS USELESS TWAT TOLD ME?"

[PurrfectHeart]

@xKanden15x

Sadly, working at customer support, you get these on more than one occasion.

[xKanden15x]

@PurrfectHeart Do you hang up and laugh with your co-workers after every call?

[dgpangan]

lol! I bet the dispatcher literally rolled on the floor laughing after she hung up.

[XeloniusLoL]

the hell woman! you said oyu where getting bread to make me a sandwhich! watchu doin getting yourself all locked up in a car. Ffs -.-

[SonyFoLife]

Wow . . . just . . . wow xD

[HighWisdom1]

the women doesnt even say thank you for helping her WHAT AN ASS

[max8987]

@HighWisdom1

she said sorry... she was trying to find the right words but the dispatcher beat her to it.

[420thugsta]

lmao



[hmasterpiece85]

Woman driver LOL. That Walgreens is near my house!

[1stochastic]

Americans... LOL

[starfire919]

maybe it's dementia. you'll just instantly forget things and its purpose. i feel bad for the girl..

[welderboy14]

you spelled Hi wrong

[jdcuevas81]

@welderboy14 LOLOLOL



[ember1k]

My god....

[dsspike51]

blonde, deffinatly blonde. An american educated dumb blonde.

[hmasterpiece85]

@dsspike51 In your country they either don't have cars or they use them to blow each other up.

[gamerguycod]

Meanwhile, some person in a ghetto is bleeding to death...

[utubesucksheha]

they say if ur ever trapped in a car ........ to break the window with your two feet just saying.....

[RayAir1]

OMG

[ScreamoZombieAssasin]

Hmmm... Blonde much?

[Darkichi7]

try breaking down the window with your fist?

[Toronto670]

Something Peter Griffin would do.

[bigthunk]

@Toronto670 I think he did, actually...

[Toronto670]

@bigthunk That's the joke

[bigthunk]

@Toronto670 Well that takes care of that, then.

[lefty7747]

@Toronto670 HE DID DO THAT

[welshsteven]

@lefty7747 i guess thats why he left the comment, that's why i thought about re-watching this video. lol

[123456789robbie]

@Toronto670 idea for a family parody, perhaps?

[MegaBC11]

haha, imagine if they sent a patrol car to handle the situation.

[dontmesswitme1]

license expelled... have a nice day

[wabawab]

This reminds me of something my friend would do,She once got her head stuck in a freezer and had to call me around to help her get out hahaha!

[ToxicZim]

OMG!!! You KNOW she told EVERY person around that story!!!

[iiVeNuM]

Meanwhile.....Someone is being stabbed to death while on hold

[InsaneCrzyGrl]

Is this lady a blonde.. I mean seriously.. Thanks to the operator for helping her.. Poor woman.. lol

[Reilly204]

How did she figure out how to lock it from the inside?

[MzFitz1215]

The 9-1-1 operator is a saint.

[GigglingGirI]

lol

[cuzairsoftisghey]

wow....she's dumber than a bag of hammers

[ognimoddd]

@cuzairsoftisghey hammers are lifeless objects and your comparing them to a woman..../facepalm

[ImFlareonBitch]

@ognimoddd You're just mad you're dumber than a bag of hammers too. c:

[ognimoddd]

@ImFlareonBitch oh cool, explain how I'm dumb just from pointing out a stupid statement.

[Mrgyn]

Oh Hai.

[Belldandy722]

Its so funny because she isn't the only one who this happened to xD My driving teacher's daughter went through this too but she called him and not an operator x)

[YoungGun66]

Glad we could help ma'am, now we need you to go to the registry. Your license is revoked....permanently.

[alexeatskittys]

typical kissimmee fl idiots

[playboyquan]

The customer sound like a rich blond from beverly hills california



[wowlagmaster]

@playboyquan no if it was a rich blond girl she will say she is locked in the car even tho its a convertible with the roof down

[leahb1990]

oh my gosh, she shouldnt even be driving never mind not knowing how to unlock a damn door!! haha

[trinketbox1]

Hey, you know why the blond climbed the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.

[trinketbox1]

Hair color please.

[randomwarp149]

meh the vid makes absouluteley no sense

[SuperMazorquero]

ooo my god stupid mexicanos just kiding

[jc636r]

If tax payers only knew what the police and fire dept get called out to do. Majority of 911 calls that get dispatched are simple every day problems.

[MsCheyanne22]

bahahaha

[honda74941]

congradulations your a dumbass.

[mk1505]

I don't think this is real. I've heard another version of this call with the same voices but the dialogue was slightly different. And no, it wasn't just edited, it was actually worded differently but similarly to this call. I think someone is having some fun with us.

But if this were real than this woman would have no business driving a car. Anyone that stupid shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel.

[Bahzad23]

This is nothing, I got a call once of a lady locked in her car and said she needs immediate help because she's locked inside her car and the roof was down and its about to rain. I asked her if her car was a convertible, she said yes it is, she's locked inside and its about to rain. Thats the moment i realized i need to get a career

[Rawr5649]

probably some frumpy stateworker. 

[Djrev7548]

This is funny... however... My Ex-BMW had electrical problems including a total loss of power which ment NOTHING worked only the driver door would open the others wouldn't open regardless of what you tried to do.

[BrandonJordan69]

Lol shes sooo stupid!!!

[bioshock669]

HaaHAAAA

[anthonyxswagger]

she may be a blonde

[Sarahpet12]

@anthonyxswagger um thats mean

[DieNiggaBraut1]

one of those 58 dislikes might be her

[GJ3ful]

Is this for real?

If this real, I have three statements.

If she take medication, she need to take it before she leaves home.

If she do take medication before she leaves home, before she leaves home she needs to wait a few minutes.......................­so it can kick in.

If she don't take no medication...............somet­hing is wrong!

I'm not trying to be funny, but she's being very slow or just someone who doesn't pay attention very well. If real, she needs psychiatric treatment. :)

[TheTruckertroy]

and folks that how we got this president

[bugz742]

lmao i love american people

[rammsteiner72]

try going to the other side

[reverande180]

Peter Griffin > Dumb Lady

[TheGrungeGamer2]

Peter Griffin had this issue once

[Lisztman88]

Too much fluoride and psychiatric drugs

[RasheemH]

@Lisztman88 indeed

[mayoyiskis]

thats embarassing...

[cmjproductions1986]

wow americans really do lack common sense...A poor kid from some random village in northern India or the Himalayas has more common sense...

[AlmightyEddie123]

@cmjproductions1986 lol..naaaw!!! these are red necks..they are our un-developed americans.

[hottiejohnny811]

o.o

[TheAngBam]

Is it just me or does this sound a lot like Cindy Anthony!?

[EvilIntentions01]

@TheAngBam you mean Casey Anthony?

[TheAngBam]

@EvilIntentions01 No, I think it sounds like her mom, Cindy.

[bustabusts]

HOW THE F*CK DID SHE GET A DRIVER LICENCE?!?  it should get taken away and why she would say?? becose you have to ask NOW go sit in the corner !....

[idiotic1021]

im losing faith in humanity..

[OriginalRockstarJosh]

I probably would have done the same thing, I didn't know that electric locks still had a mechanism to manually unlock the car either. She did the right thing.

[TheRushingWind]

@OriginalRockstarJosh um no she didn't. So it's O.K. to block a call about a dying baby with a call about being stuck in a car? 911 is for LIFE-THREATENING (that means you or someone else is danger of dying) situations or a crime in progress. That's it. Nothing else. She should have called her breakdown company.

[huejasshole]

she calls 4 times a day

[scatteredmist]

Dumb arse!

[Rapta6]

IM CANT OPOEN MY CAR PLS COME HELP ME

[thekrackenstudios]

For every1 out there who dnt know way this darwin award is a FAKE award :it means dumb person award. thumbs up so people can see

[rnbaer]

What mad her so stupid is the nigger cock she got fucked by last night

[Noelstolk2]

aaa is an auto mobile thing, im 12 and i know this stupid

[hellnote102]

Rofl, she was gonna get Triple A batteries to charge her car? What kind of a mind does this person have? *facedesk* repeat.

[liquidyou]

@hellnote102 AAA is a car service, she's not talking about batteries

[RidingOldSchool]

lol wth??? xD

[ExceedingNormal]

So what did Triple AAA do to Help?

[mauriaj17]

Daaaaaaaag...

[juicebox24601]

Sexist people are really funny. They show their apparent confidence through completely original comedy. You guys always put a smile on my face, losers.

[MajorPwnage96]

That makes me think of my ex-girlfriend for some reason.

[WonkaBrownies]

Peter Griffin move...classic!

[15loripilkenton]

Sexism sucks

[XR6coon]

Baaahahahahaha........fuck me!!! what a retard. I wonder how she remembers to breathe? I've heard them all now.

[RitzDaCracker1]

hahahaha wow!?!?!

[WolfTheGamer]

That operater is such a pro. I'd be crying with laughter

[wwelover202]

@WolfTheGamer I would have arrested her because I would have died of laughter!

[XxRainbowLezxX]

Oh Americans, you crack me up.

[Alberto60717010]

what a dumb bitch!

[Morgananderson83]

how did she fit a car in the kitchen?

[tinzovideo]

@Morgananderson83 Hey knock it off.

[theothercanadian]

@Morgananderson83 maybe its an oven with wheels, thats why it was getting so hot.

[zeroi777]

at least she apologized

[leelapur1234]

Lol

[bria968]

lmfa0