Close shave on a railway crossing

[ShiningSavage]

Ive always wanted to get like a loaf of bread and just stick it on the side of a moving train, just to see what happens :L

[thelocoshed]

YER BUT NO BUT YER BUT NO BUT 

[UseeIsaw]

that was about as close as i am to getting laid tonight

[lozz0dnb]

@UseeIsaw don't put yourself down like that sir there is a special women out there for us all

[jimbo80982]

close shave? Only close shave I see here is on vicky pollards beard...

[Anders2185]

Yeah what close shave, I've crossed at level crossings where a just departing train would take a decent 20-30 seconds to reach where I am.

[dinnnnnga]

missed by almost 20 seconds, close shave

[NotGuiltyMag]

So wheres the close shave?

[Rocketboy1950]

watched it to the end, still waiting to see a close shave

[Jackdor88]

It wan't that close!

[THthefirst]

@Jackdor88 but why take a risk with a young baby at all? If she had slipped, or the prambulator got caught, what then?

[lanegane1]

@THthefirst Just call it a pram. hardly no1 says prambulator

[dskxalive]

Im still waiting for the close shave!

[SnowLeopardStudioz]

UM YEAH BUT NO BUT YEAH BUT NO BUT! VICKY POLLARD! HHAHAHAHAHA

[Gagosmith]

stupid bitch

[Bleepbleep12345678]

Vicky Pollard? ;D

[1952YOU1320TUBE1952]

If that's a close shave to you mate you must have a beard like Gizzly Adam's........

[slyguy4thewin]

I could have ran back and forth 10 times before it got there

[kal9001]

I guess it was light controled as the other people were waiting. if there was a red light then I probably wouldnt have gone, but there are some of those type of crossings around where I am that dont have lights so you just go when it looks clear.

[XxMCR999MCRxX]

@kal9001 You could see the lights...

[BeardedJohn101]

lol no where near :D

[iDziiReZ]

OMG ITS VICKY POLLARD!!!

[GeekEnglish]

She should not be aloud to look after that child.



[ScottiesVlog]

Hey look its Vicky Pollard..

[mrspivvy]

It's vicky pollard, what do you expect

[BRclass37]

@mrspivvy i thought that was vicky pollard

[GWR4079]

close shave more like read the paper while she was at it

[joedower99]

no it wassnt

[tiasarahellielorna]

thats like saying i was in a close shave on 9/11 as i visited the towers in 1983

[barryjames46]

i do not understand how that is a close shave considering she had made it to the other side before the train moved off

[stevey2020]

Within inches of her life...

[TEHEPICBROS]

wow what an idoit...... AND WITH A BABY AS WELL. good luck to the baby surviving life.........

[ah4sec]

that is vicky pollard!

[Squeaky4CC]

ok fair enough the train was ages away but ur pushing a pram.

Anything could have went wrong, wheel go stuck, maybe a trip. if it was just her i wouldnt care. the funny thing is that shit looked only right. say if a train cam the other direction.

She obviously doesnt follow the pedestrian code, but who does

[astir554]

What about the other track?

There have been fatal accidents where someone has been watching a stationary train only to be flattened by another on the other track!

[jamescooling]

moron, it sickens me when i see stuff like this when they are pushing pushchairs

[annasadbuthappy]

How about the comments why is everyone maiing such a big deal the train was ages away? Sorry you use a railway line incorrectly at a crossing point you are always in danger thats why rail workers have to undertake track safety exams and be passed for it. The average muppet ( re pink jacket with pushchair is only concerned about herself she doesn't realise what a train will do to her if it hits her and her pushchair, maybe she'll make the Darwin Awards for the dumbest removal from the Gene Pool

[thetheoryofall]

5515 ... i was thinking that too

[username5515]

hay look it's vicky pollard!

[jamespk3run]

OMG! 15 minutes later and she'd be a gonner! 

[TheCinepod]

@jamespk3run i'm pretty sure that 15 minutes later she would have been down the pub !

[1madaboutguitar]

@jamespk3run Ha Ha

[andy126128]

dume twats shude be usuing thire ieys

[SokarArts]

Vicky Pollard's guide to good parenting

[sianewins]

that's right love push the baby out first !!!!! stupid stupid woman ffs

[1madaboutguitar]

Yes a real "close shave " this one. A full 15 SECONDS from getting hit. *rolleyes*

[TDRrevenge]

@1madaboutguitar i think not only do you need you're eyes testing but you're attitude too,

she started to cross the tracks at 6 seconds and the train was on the crossong at 15 seconds, what if she tripped over and this was on the news as mother dies on crossing, what if it was your wife or girl friend, would be be such a smart ass about it or be giving her an earfull about her selfishness, the child in the buggy didnt have a choice, she put both her and her childs life in danger !!!

[1madaboutguitar]

@TDRrevenge lol if she fell the train would have stopped, you melodramatic fool!

[TDRrevenge]

@1madaboutguitar what train, you think you can be all cocky just cause the video shows she got across ok but what if the fell did you see a train comming the other way ???.

[1madaboutguitar]

@TDRrevenge So now you're going down the hypothetical route. THERE WAS NO OTHER TRAIN! Geez...

[TDRrevenge]

@1madaboutguitar oh and how do you know that eh ???

[TDRrevenge]

@1madaboutguitar she didnt look left or right, is that why you deleted your comment cause you know your wrong, and no im no health and safty nut just if that was my kid id be pretty pissed off with her for putting the kids life in danger all for a few seconds of waiting till it was safe to cross.

[1madaboutguitar]

@TDRrevenge Comment is still there mate and she did

[TDRrevenge]

@1madaboutguitar you need your eyes testing.

[1madaboutguitar]

@TDRrevenge Nope and you're also neglecting that she has a hearing sense, its not like shes in car if shes running across the crossing she could easily hear a train coming towards from the other way (not that there was a trains its entirely hypothetical)

[TDRrevenge]

@1madaboutguitar oh so you know her do you, so you know shes not deaf or was wearing personal headphones a the time, why are you trying to be all smart about this, the fact is she still put a kids life in danger or do you think its perfectly ok to ignore warning signs put there to protect you, next time your at a red light go through it telling the police there was nothing comming the other way and see what they say about it !!!!

start acting your age.

[1madaboutguitar]

@TDRrevenge Ha Ha, shut up you health and safety Nazi. Go and pester someone else.

[TDRrevenge]

@1madaboutguitar you stupid imature little chid, grow up.

[1madaboutguitar]

@TDRrevenge Yer, how did you know Im not actually that baby being pushed in the pram?? You just dont know do you? :-0

[FreightlinerFred]

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[Addz1515]

She could have stopped, written a 2000 word essay on level-crossing safety, gone home to have lunch and told the kid on the bike to man-up and STILL had time to cross.. Poor use of the phrase "close shave".

[TobyParr]

Vicky Polard Lol!!!!.With her baby hahaha lol!.

[GoRob]

She could have run back the other way and still not got hit!!

[edcase22uk]

I think she is a total idiot who shouldn't have children if she is prepared to risk their lives at a crossing... as if risking her own isnt bad enough. The red light is big enough for her to notice and some of you need to look at the bigger picture.

Yes the train was only just starting to move, but what if a train were to overtake it at speed on the adjacent line? Most lines are bi-directional/reversible, I doubt she knows the timetables, the permitted moves or any special working there.

[CH1CKENQUIFF]

Its Vicky Pollard!!

[ECMLVP]

ohh look its vicky pollard :P

[82330]

this stupid woman did not look left at any time to see if a train was on the other line...here is the thing...she is thinking only of crossing the line before the train leaves the station...thinking so hard about this that she does not think about looking the other way...

[REDWOLF1111]

yeah cos that was close ???

[island29]

Fat ass

[dancingkid445]

Why is everyone making such a big deal. The train was ages away! She had enough time to make it across without being hit.

[purpledragon115]

@dancingkid445 fair point but that is not the point, the fact is she should have waited untill the train had left the station and it was clear to walk, and to make it worse the silly woman had a pram

[Rickstew86]

@dancingkid445 That's fine for the train coming from the station, but what if another train was coming the other way on the other line? 2 tracks obviously means there can be more than 1 train heading for the crossing at the same time.

[dancingkid445]

@Rickstew86

You make a fair point but i still don't think it's that big a deal. Surely, she would have noticed another train coming

[Rickstew86]

@dancingkid445 I know it's not really a big deal, but it's not the point, really. You'd hope she would have noticed if a train was coming the other way, but I can't help but notice she didn't look EITHER way before crossing, therefore failing the most basic rules for crossing a railway: Stop, Look & Listen. Anyway, at least she wasn't killed, but the reason the Red/Green warning lights are there is to prevent just what happened here happening!

[trackend]

@dancingkid445 you are the typical person who dies on crossings she didnt even look to the left and can you 100% gaurentee you will not slip trip get the push chair wheels stuck for the sake of 30 seconds not only did she risk her life but that of her childs total bloody stupidity

[benyhone]

@dancingkid445 I'm a train driver and yours is an attitude that sees people killed. There's a red light on the crossing and she doesn't look to see if there's a train coming in the opposite direction. Do people like this, and perhaps you, consider the trauma that a train driver endures when picking bits of people off the front of the train, or each time they drive through a station or over a crossing where they've hit someone - especially when they have a pram? Your attitude sucks!

[KitsuneProductions]

@dancingkid445 Because she still shouldn't have crossed.

[TDRrevenge]

@dancingkid445 thats easy to say now however she didnt look to see if any trains were comming, there may have been one stationary but it could have been so different if a fast train had been approching from the other direction !!!

[mrryanthebest]

@dancingkid445 yes but she did not look the other way!

[SiloNova25]

@dancingkid445

Sure the train was ages away. But the fact remains, you must always obey a level crossing, even when there seems to be nothing coming from both directions. If the law allowed people to cross these level crossings if they didn't see anything coming, and assumed it was safe, then I can guarantee you the death tolls at these crossings would be far higher than they currently are.

[soundseeker63]

@dancingkid445 Yes but the light was clearly red. That means a train is coming and you should not cross. To do it with a baby in a pram as well is just despicable. Horrible mother. She would have had to have waited all of 30 seconds to have crossed safely and legally.

[Ergophile]

@dancingkid445 what if the pram hit a bump and fell to the ground?

[MarkMck1994]

@dancingkid445 It does not account for the fact she was pushing a baby... She might have been that attracted to the position of the stationary train, she might have not realised another, possibly HST barreling towards her at 90mph on the other track.

[rob123474]

@MarkMck1994 very very good point you made .

[Extnoob]

@dancingkid445 She's pushing a pram if you hadn't noticed.

[KitsuneProductions]

Although a good demonstration of stupidity at level crossings, I wouldn't call this a close shave as the train was stationary when she started to cross, although that is no excuse for using a level crossing incorrectly. As a level crossing operator myself, there are far too many idiots who don't seem to understand the danger of railways.

[SuperLewis44]

wt s stupid wt would of happend if the buggy got caught in the track some where she was lucky it wasnt going to fast !!!!

[YesYesYouAreRight]

I looked like Vicky Pollard, who is really a man and so it is wrong to say that this is a typically lazy-risky woman way to cross the tracks; unless there were things on sale on the other side of town, that would be different... every little helps...I'm loving it... maybe its Maberline.... because your worth it.

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[northwesten]

@YesYesYouAreRight hahaha I was thinking the same thing... is that Vicky Pollard? lmfao

[Nigel16032009]

Typical female!

[sparkygl0s]

@Nigel16032009

Why "typical female"? There are more videos on U-tube of young men taking risks, than of females.

[Nigel16032009]

@sparkygl0s It's bimbos like that which give level crossings a bad name and it's why Network Rail want to get rid of them. They claim they're unsafe, but they're perfectly safe if used properly. If she'd been knocked flying all hell would've broken loose, yet it's her stupid fault for crossing while the red light is showing. It's quite clear to me, she's an idiot and she also risked the life of her son or daughter in the pram. She'll no doubt do it once too often and get her comupance on day!

[sparkygl0s]

@Nigel16032009

I don't disagree with any of that, but I still feel you were wrong to describe this woman as a "typical female".

[Nigel16032009]

@sparkygl0s Why? I'm sorry, but I speek as I find. I call a spade a spade. I know there'll be countless men who do this sort of thing and risk their lives, but for some reason it's always the women I see. I've very rarely seen a guy dodge a level crossing. Suppose there was a train, an express, coming the other way - she wouldn't have had a cat in hells would she? People like that need to get a grip before its too late!

[sparkygl0s]

@Nigel16032009

Here's one with a guy cutting it very fine!

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[Nigel16032009]

@sparkygl0s Yes, I must admit, I’ve seen that one before. The tosser that was nearly killed lost one of his trainers. Would’ve served him right if he'd lost his life. He obviously doesn't value it much. I like life and know how to use level crossings. It's like anything in life: fireworks, knives, bleach, polythene bags, machines and even water. These items, and many more, are potentially very dangerous. You have to give them respect and follow appropriate guidelines. It's called common sense!

[TrainphottersUK]

is it so important that she can't spare a minute out of her life to let a train go past

[gamerdudekris0812]

oh yeah really a close shave retard!!!

[dramadudejack]

Is This At Wareham?

[GinasWorld9]

I've just found this after seeing the story in yesterday's Sun - They said this mum "avoided death by only a spilt (their typo not mine) second after misjudging the speed of the express", they fail to mention the train was stationary when she crossed the barrier.

According to them, I must be avoiding death most times I cross the road! I worked it out to be 5 seconds ( 5 Mississippis are huge!) & she's completely out of the shot by the time the train passes the spot she crossed!