Racist Movies

[eggman1269]

I don't really think there are that many horror movies where the black guy dies first. I mean even in Jurassic Park (which I don't consider a horror movie) the fat guy from Seinfeld died before Sam Jackson.

[dannigonightnight]

Holy crap. There's a caterpillar on my face.

[rapking143]

friday the 13th

[Jalex016]

I love your videos, Swifty. xD

[wahcoleANDemery]

ohhh noo...i pricked my fanger....BLEHHH BLEHHH BLEHHH!...:D

[ImAnOrangeChair]

mathew brian brown!

[FunAnimePop]

I love your hair- don't ever change it! ♪ ♥ ♪ ♥

0:20 - 0:25

[kroyalroyaldoll]

ok 164 people where not cool about their drugs not working when watching this vid

[doublephycho]

if you watch scary movie 2 it will explain the FUCKIN racist people who make movies

[ClaraDalby]

@doublephycho the ones that made scary movie is black themselfd -.-

[zimschick]

i hate when they fall omg!!!

[mcrockz4life]

my soul to take the black guy was even blind!!!

[Ironmanmark101]

forist gump. a good movie yeah it is true in that movie i did love both actors in there.

[sydkiller19971]

lol... holey crap! there's a cattapiller on my face!!!!

[MarvelxFreakxx]

1:06 .. It's the Last Exorcism

[SlushieWushieRAWR69]

@IGotTheMagic231 I already have. :o HOW CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER?! D:

[SlushieWushieRAWR69]

@IGotTheMagic231 OMFG. We are soulmates. :D

[TownHeroine]

the black man didn't die first in Scream.. he didn't even die.

[Ladydiclonius]

Poor black men

[CanadaAndKumajiro]

Someday, I shall make a movie where it's actually believeable and the black guy DOESN'T die first.

[TwTsIs]

Im not racist i hate everybody equally

[winnersvilleelite]

@TwTsIs so your hate your own race and everyone else

[SlushieWushieRAWR69]

goddamn you look so much different now.

Lmaoo<3

I remember the first video i watched was the I'm Gay one.

[ElectricGhost66]

XD hav u also noticed tht while the person is running the killer walks and catches up like nothing thn the person falls and dies thts a stupid cliche

[ducky19991]

LOL i love these videos xD and i actually do get emails in my spam folder all the time that advritise pills for penis growth O.o lol

[xxpandabear8xx1]

youre cute :) and i love your videos hahahaha youre so funny.

[xstrumzz]

0:47 thumb if you heard him fall xD

[TheEpictoadjourney]

shane dawson has nothing on onision

[ninjaxturtle17]

night of the living dead xD

[emogirl2ish]

AMERICAN HISTORY X!!!.......the black guy gets curb stomped xD

[anywherebuthere333]

"What did we learn today? 'That Matt's a racist.' NO! 'You said the black guy always dies first.' He does! *snap* 'There you go.' NO!-- *music*" :)

[starrrayinne]

hahahahha he called him self a cracker im not white im natually taned am i a cracker ? im a whole wheat cracker loloool ...... ok im lame i know : { LMAO i luv swifty hes sooo funny *(HUGGS)*

[atlroxmysox98]

@starrrayinne haha XD that was funny

[starrrayinne]

@atlroxmysox98 thanx lolo sure ill suscribe and add you i love making new freinds :D 

[rovan1]

ur noises were a lil bit scary to me <_< :L

[AllTimeMaisy]

Your accent it hot. ;3 js.

[skiftendecolors]

jarassic park 3

[LeahLovesAshiieboo]

SO TRUE.

[SparklingCookie12]

you stupid cracker! :D

[canadianfallout]

I'm gonna kill myself.

[iamlyricallywritten3]

@canadianfallout WTF?!?!?!?

[SmileyFaceChick02]

In Scream 2 The Black Guy Dies First! O:

[ophia9]

Resident Evil, yup, the Black Guy Dies. :O.

[leoreoosh]

if i am watching a racist movie and its like a horror a scene i start cracking up XD but like honestly there is a fricken niger in a horror scene and he is the one dying best part of the movie!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO RACIST!!!!!!! ITS OK MAT IM RACIST TOO :) FUCK NON-RACISTS

[Deathsucksify]

@leoreoosh fuck you youking racist bitch go to hell you faggot

[leoreoosh]

@Deathsucksify when i talk 2 u im in hell :) and thnx u dont have 2 tell me i am racist bc i already know thnx :)

[emovampirefan2323]

i agree in every f*****g movie the black guy dies first.... which im not trying to be racist but usual the black guys are wayyyyyyy better runners thn white people

[Jade131997]

Hole shit!!! there is a caterpillar on his face!!

Whata sexy c**** :PP

[xXxDreamoGirlxXx]

soo true lolll

[hollydannecker1]

ur sexy

[Msjadedinsanity]

ill tell you one where the black guy(s) didnt go first snakes on a plane but it may be cuz one was the heroin and the other saved everyone

[tgif3457]

All Friday the 13th movies All Halloween Movies All Nightmare on Elm street movies All resident evil movies Toolbox Murders My Bloody Valentine House of 1000 corpses Devils Rejects The exorcist , and all the off shoot movies made about exorcisms. Behind the Mask Alien Vs Preditor The Devils Planet Terror All Wishmaster movies All SAW movies Seven House on haunted hill (old and new) Cube Most if not all Zombie movies have a white person die first.

[MadiFoundWaldo]

Titanic

[Lydizzy]

I PRICKED MI FANGER.

[SoDamnBionic]

I like both, shane and swifty

[1998girlWOW]

I LOVE UR EYES

[ixamxlaxdreamin]

1:44 tripped me out. Why? Headphones in. Totally mind raped.

[JordanWitz]

@HexLovesxMe16 I KNOW RIGHT! XD

[lover2baby]

jaws!!

[lolzchuracutie]

the black guy always dies first because and i quote "he has a big penis" :D

[Jessiqua9253]

OMG Your just too funny, even though this video was posted in 2008 it still makes me laugh :D x

[JordanWitz]

Resident Evil 1. XD

[laurenmacneil800]

im black and i dont think its racist its true

[cleatusandbri]

holey crap theres a caterpillar on my face!!!!~!!!!! now that i have seen this video like 50 million times (and its still funny) i say that all the time when i see someone w/ huge eyebrows lol i love swiftkaratechop :D

[yourcornr]

uncle toms cabin

[AllisonArtGallery]

"would it be different if the white guy dies first?"

"you stupid cracker the black guy always dies first"

"HA"

i love you matt :D lol

[MadiBay10908]

Oh no, I pricked my finger. *insert dinosaur sounds*

I love you matt! :D

[devinmolevin]

i think like the first or second episode of misfits!

[maxmaxmaxrideriderid]

*southern 

[maxmaxmaxrideriderid]

ok ur fuckin awesome u look emo but have a souther accent FUCK YES u r the shit lol *high five* for emos lol

[gingerbaby333]

lol its funny how most comments are about his accent but none of them have anything to do with a movie when the black guy dies first XDD

[amazinggirllll]

@gingerbaby333 lol

[gingerbaby333]

@amazinggirllll haha :3

[naureensd]

1:44 actually did scare me to fuck...and im watching this at 2:03 am...creepy

[JewFro8894]

where did you find tht good a quality of the song at the beggining?

[druke10]

Super 8(:

[machobunny92]

oh my god ur so freakin' random......and I love it!!

[mzkissukissu]

i almosted pissed my pants at oh no i pricked my finger...bleehhh bleeaahhh!!!!!

[kochamGADY]

hahahahhah nawet jest ok heh ;p

ale już nie masz pomysłów musisz wymyśleci coś lepszego heh ^^

ale i tak jest fajne ^^

[Berrykiss141]

I love the accent. I'm from Alabama. I noticed right off the bat, lol. (:

[aerinhope97]

i lov ur accent hehe :)

[xnerdzgohardx]

i needa hang with u haha xD

[MsMonique713]

lol i know the black people always die first

[XxXxXxbotdfxXxXxX]

hey you i can read your mind

holy crap theres a catapillar on my face

[morganeatspie]

but i love spam... well your gonna be hungry. lol

[XxrandomemonessxX]

lmfao "u stupid cracker, the black guy dies first "

[Zipperfied]

oh ok...30 days of night:dark days guys turns into a vampire and gets his head crushed o.o



[Vogg96]

Who is this emo douchebag?

[twiztidlette97]

@Vogg96 wow u think hes emo just bc of his hair? cuz im pretty sure he doesnt act like he is.

[GIRLYize]

@Vogg96 Your mom thats who...

[ravensgirl09]

@Vogg96 He's not even Emo he's scene. Huge difference and he's not a douchebag.

[ChampionoftheAllianc]

black dude dies in dawn of the dead ik others died first but the basic group that starts he gets shot -.- stupid fucker

[Jaceaceman]

gay southern scene kids. we go hard. jk just retarded.

[JhamiraIsAkilljoy]

Black guy ALWAYS dies first. He's never the "Chosen One" or the last person alive at the end of the movie.

[EdibleRainbow210]

wtf



[NeonGreenCarl]

Deep Blue Sea i think.

[krazykrewvideos119]

@NeonGreenCarl No.. A white guy got his arm bit off and he died THEN a black guy died... Im pretty sure thats how that went... Hmmm...

[NeonGreenCarl]

@krazykrewvideos119 Oh yea :P Lucky ass Morgan Freeman

[krazykrewvideos119]

@NeonGreenCarl Ik!

[NeonGreenCarl]

@krazykrewvideos119 If it was any other black guy he woulda died first :D

[krazykrewvideos119]

@NeonGreenCarl Except LLCoolJ. :PP I think him and that one guy from the newest version of Prom Night are the only survivors that are black :PP

[PRINCESSLISZ]

omg u have a new subscibe

[PRINCESSLISZ]

oh god shut up ! lol!

[DoubleMGames]

muscular dystrophy disease

[MissHernandez2014]

hahaa the black guy dies 1st in the movie theatre in Scream 2.

[TheSummerpaige101]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

[xandirful]

predator.....the black dies first

[takerumayu]

what happens if theres no black guy??>>>Asian guy??o.O

[HachikoMeh101]

@takerumayu xD Lmao!

[MrChaoscheese]

@takerumayu nowadays its the guy who smokes

[deo9988]

??????????????????!

[twilightnerd93]

scream 2

[octopuslover225]

hot. hot. hot. hot.....

[eminemrox111]

"no you stupid cracker the black guy always dies first"... "Ha!"

[JennLovell14]

very funny

[eminemrox111]

I used to love Shane Dawson's video's but now i think ur video's are EPIC!

[naureensd]

@eminemrox111 OMFG MEE TOOO

[ellarose151]

@eminemrox111 i still love both!!!!!!

[CostlyChris]

"But I love spam"

[PunkychipsAhoy15]

ahh i shud stop watcin these videos and do my math homework :/ but this is sooooo funny!!!XD

[19niccy]

i really wish he would go back to how he did it in this video cuz wat he does now isnt as good

[mrdeath468]

plan b

[Leahbee14]

Why cant he be like this again? D: This is so much better than what he does now.

[skylitride271]

actually it goes in order from !st- hot girls getting naked 2:cool guys 3:black guy 4: another person gettin naked last:one black guy and either a white or an asian is left

[ImJosephSoliz]

"you're gonna be hungry."

[cutiepiedev]

is this suppose to be funny?

[0secretwoman0]

scream 2



[stevefbzzie]

ur intro music fucks my brain hardcore like gagagag YEAH .......PENIS ^_^ HAHA I LIKE THAT FACE LATER DUDE

[MetaIhead89]

THE ABSENCE

[TheUndeadSally]

man i miss the old swifty :(

i can't think of a movie where the black guy dies first...

[HisVampireBaby24]

You Sound Southern As Hell

[iWuvAndySixx]

@HisVampireBaby24 Cuz he is >.>



[ravensgirl09]

@HisVampireBaby24 Makes him even more sexy :)

[OhMyJeevasness]

@HisVampireBaby24 that's cuz he is! lol

[SkylerBFMV]

@HisVampireBaby24 im from the south and ive heard a lot of worse accents than his. his is cute and its not that bad....

[HisVampireBaby24]

you have pretty eyes 

[electrickkshockwave1]

LMAO :PPP ur sexy oh btw u should sooo include my name in ur next vid BRITTANI WANTS TO FUCK U IN THE ASS HOLE!:) please and thank you .. just sayin

[Miaoreo12345]

This is sooooooo booring

[fangswithwings]

Three years later and it's still hilarious!!! :D

[DUBSTEPandMW2]

in I am legend the helicopter crashes and the black family dies... dun dun dun...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!......t­hen the dog dies, then will smith, hey thats funny,SHUT UP, Awwwww....

[purplemonster131]

you are hotttt

[killerLadybud1]

every movie wher somebody dies

[Kaitlyn0299]

Forrest Gump i like tht movie but "Bubba" is the 1 tht dies ( hes black)

[sakonaru1]

@Kaitlyn0299 lol so true

[emsieixor]

Sometimes i pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise....

[NeonPicklez]

Dude everyone has that thing like yours says "swiftkaratechop" But alot says 'Subscribe" How do you Put it there D;?

[rocknroll43vr]

you like the best music dude c:

[AdeptusAntares]

in 300 movie the black persian got owned first lol

[clubXsuicideX]

What did we learn today that matts a racist. No! Well you said the black guy always dies first. He does! There you go. NO!!! ........... Would it be different if the white guy dies first? You stupid cracker the black guy always dies first HA! xD

[forrealrocker]

that one movie...............yeah u know which one im talkin about, yeah that one 0___o

[jeanalisson2006]

1:51 just some more weeks and your eyebrows will fly away

[SuperGroovyBeans]

The Shining.

[burningmidget7]

scream 2

[edgeygrunt]

Oii b*tch i was on your gotcast profile for like half an hour refreshin it to get u from 17,971 views to 18,000 :D what are random strangers for? ..... wana see my kitty ;)

edgey

[LimeZProductions]

The Absence. You, sir, are fucking awesome now. Well, more so.

[alaskaborn56]

forrest gump. his dieing was epicly funny.

[MewGirl12345]

NOO I'VE GOT TO GET AWAYYY.. OH IM FALLINGGGG IM FALLING ..

whats up with all the gore ..Oh i Pricked my fingerr....AHHH AHHH AHH AHHH!!

[Fist2daFace9000]

legion :P

[luv2cheer10100]

In th Orphan that old black lady dies first..

[BeNNyBoYe13]

i love the sounds on slow motion

[CarolinaSwethrt]

hahahaha

[Lawliet0100]

predators

first the mexican dies

then its the black guy...

[98SuperColton]

@Lawliet0100 that was an awesome movie!!!

[iTaylorable]

Forrest Gump

[nanzo2000]

forrest gump

[coolmadness200]

star wars 3 mace windo gets killed by darth vader lol

even star wars

[Haggard723]

omg lol ive been in the worst mood ever and ur vids cheer me up and laugh so hard

[munchkinface13]

Life is like a box of chocolates...

[Somthing1Strange]

MELANIE SWIRLS SENT US!

[SASSY20]

forrest gump!

[DevinWinishut]

It's not racist if it's true...

[EmoChixNeedLuv2]

final destination 3...ive seen all of them and that ones the creepiest

[TblueifiwasgreenK]

night of the living dead... the black guy died last :)

[OreoShannon]

In House On Haunted Hill the black guy is one of the two that survived.

[TheLookbeforeyouleap]

You are so cute! With the hair and the accent...pure AWESOME.