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  • 2:05 is my favorite. lmfao i can just imagine <3 LMFAO

  • what does fellate mean ? plz

  • 2:57 to 3:09 was dumb but it was funny as hell!

  • I found out what zygote meant in science a few days ago.

    Dear god.

  • Pizza IS a vegetable.

  • 3:00 is probably the best thing ever... almost pissed myself(x

  • oh you look so smart (:

  • I laughed so hard at 1:31 XD

  • "it sounds like ass candy" XD wow only you would think of that

  • I FIND YOU.... EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE, in every way,

  • i felt a breath on my cheek 0:12 creepy..

  • Ass Candy, good one!

  • sending letter bombs is not a favor andypandy ur to awesome

  • MALE JENNA MARBLES

  • Dolphin...lol

  • I love how your shirt is twisted and the way you spell vegetables. Your facial expressions are pretty funny, too.

  • BABY don't squirt me. :I 

  • Your so beautiful when u sleep. Lol

  • Andy : "Ima Fuckin Dolphin , RA RA RA"

    Me : "HAHAHHAHAHA *HEAVY BREATHING* LOL OL OL OL OL OO OLO L OL OLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOL HAHAHHAHA LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO"

  • haha that was a funny joke! I'm a fucking dolphin!

  • why doesnt this guy have more views? hes the funniest guy on youtube...

  • Dude. You should have used something like 'felching' instead of 'f*ck'! It's waaaaaay dirtier!

  • lol zygote? a fertilized egg? :D

  • I just kept watching the part when he said that's a funny joke

    I'm a fucking dolphin

  • Was happy until 2:55 -_- now I'm disturbed

  • Those nostril sounds were impressive.

  • Why is he wearing a suit ??????

  • i think your vids are the ony ones on youtube that actually make me laugh out loud, like hard.

  • im a fuckin dolphin!! lmao

  • No way you can't be done :( your one of the funniest people on YouTube. If you don't keep making videos I will... Crush you like a midget catching an elephant.

  • R u done making vids? I hope not!!! Tomorrow is my bday so it would be sad not to have something to watch when I wake up;(

  • I <3 u!!!

  • why are "eggs" in the tags...?

  • I'm currently dealing with depression, these videos help me get out of slumps.

    Thank you.

  • No more? Please make more!!!!!

  • FLUFFY!

  • im a fuckin dolphin!!

  • wheres the dislike bar

    

  • woo! 360 noscope! 3:14

  • 2:52

    thats all i have to say

  • Gonna be a dick, but you spelled Vegetables --> "Vegitables"... :-)

  • i always love hearing you speak in the Canadian language :)

  • i always imagined you'd be sitting while making your videos, your badass 360° peeing sure proofed me wrong. why the hell am i writing a comment just to mention that? forever alone

  • Anybody imagine Andy whispering the title? Thhhere are ssswear wordss in thjs widddeo...

  • IIII LOOOOVVVE YOOOUUU ♥

  • LA LA LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!

    They make my day a little sun-shinier!

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  • HOLY SHIT YOU TOO!

  • I love you.

  • I don't have a "viewmaster"? PFFT, bullshit :P

  • VEGITABLES! :')

  • nobodies going to get that Godzilla joke unless they were born before 1990.

  • I laughed so hard at 2:56 XD 

  • is there any way to get your butthole in my finger? OOOOOH.

  • vegetables* luv you:)

  • ...... vegetable***

  • WE SHARE THE SAME DREAM OF OBTAINING ELEPHANT LAUGHTER <3

  • "Sometimes I think my car is a transformer who just won't apply himself." Haha I love you Andy!

  • DIDNT YOU HEAR, here in america congress made pizza a vegitable so we dont need to focus on it

  • @mrapples195 Because of the sauce right?

  • the intro joke is definitely a keeper! also, the one about how pretty people are considered outgoing and ugly people r considered annoying, that is so true (sadly)

  • @Nessaik I'm funny right? But I'm no Andy!

  • If I wanted to send you a letter bomb. Where would I send it to?

  • Please keep making videis this yearrr! I love you!

  • OMG YOU DIDNT BLEEP '' I'm a fuckin dolphin'' haha :D

  • Oh Andy, thank you too! <- see what I did there?

  • @FallingSara hahahaha :D

  • Haha dude u are hilarious!!!

  • pleaase continue to make videos :D

  • Please don't stop making video's! You make us laugh weekly!

  • IM A FUCKING DOLPHIN!

  • .... What about Q?

  • @TheOffice2212 didnt he say Queef ?

  • are you gonna stop making videos?!?!?!?!!!

  • dont leave us andy!!!

    am gonna watch all ur vids again

  • very educational and entertaining. thanx

  • Vegtibles lol

  • BRILLIANCE! I know your year of weekly monologues is over, but please keep posting!!

  • oooohhhhhhh my. :D sooooooooo good. lol

  • my mom is awesome? aaww thanks andy ^-^

  • Good luck with the job hunt.

  • You might have Tourettes Syndrome..

  • I'm proud to be one of your earlier subscribers. Had a great year looking forward to seeing your sexy ginger ass on the weekends. skeet skeet skeet ;)

  • Andy: I`m a fucking dolphin

    Me: I don`t know how to respond to that... *laughs anyway*

  • there's no 'i' in vegetables

    sorry, Grammar Freak x_x

  • But vegetables do tastes like pizza. ._.

  • THANK YOU. needed that laugh, (dolphin)

  • I think I peed my pants. ...again.

  • I want elephant laughter too! Must cost a fortune

  • @KBoppette Yeah, its right up there with whale vomit

  • congrats man. you have officially taken over as my favourite youtuber :D

  • You would be so much fun to hang out with.

  • "fuck you, Leonardo..."  xD !

  • Have a Fantastic 2012 Bro!

  • @GamingSavedMySanity no one died the show got canceled did you even see my post.

  • LOL

  • You're hilarious in a strange way. Thanks for making YouTube better and life in general :-P

  • Do u wear pants? If I did vids what only showed my top half, I wouldn't...

  • Bro u r awsome

  • I loved the godzilla joke. And I love that picture of the old tmnt stocking. Also don't squirt me, squirt me, No more!

    That sounds so wrong. Hope to be part of your crowd audience one day, Andy.

  • "ha ha ha, that was a funny joke! I'm a fucking Dolphin"

  • your videos are f***ing hilarious! screw the haters! :)

  • y do you stare at the camera silently and awkardly after you tell a joke?

  • @GamesAreAwesome that's part of the jokes, derp.

  • @Zondarthslayer i hope you get herpes, herp

  • No! Godzilla's favorite show is actually Godzilla, The Devil, and Bob but it only had 5 episodes in the 90s and because of that Godzilla ran to the ocean near Tokyo and is reading books under water while tentacle monsters rape the locals of Japan.

  • @TheNews1990 so your saying godzilla's favorite show is the one where he dies? XD

  • It's illegal to fellate in Mississippi.

  • your awesome !!!! i think your the best comedian ive seen in awhile... and yeah im gonna consider you a comedian your just fucking halarious lovee it !! and you are sexy ;)

  • Lmao I'm a fucking dolphin.

  • 1:55 vegetables*

  • You seriously make my day when you upload a video. Thanks :)

  • thumbs up if your the 304th viewer

  • 360 peeing for the win.

  • It's official, you're funnier than Jon LaJoie now. Get the word out.

  • @ChipArgyle I totally agree with you on the fact that this guy is hilarious, but duuude, u just can't compare those two guys. NOTHING beats the wtf collectives ;)

  • @ChipArgyle barely even half of what Jon LaJoie is funny. its all sooo planned. i bet andy is amazing at stand up

  • @USAFCAPN73 He could be. He should write a stand up set sometime and take it to a stage somewhere.

  • @ChipArgyle I know Andy is funnier than Jon because I havent heard of him

  • a worm doing the human =)))))))))))))))))))

  • You look a bit like will ferrel lol

  • i love you man!! rock on..your sooo freash!! fuck the haters.!! they just masterbaters.!! yeeeah!

  • I started to when I took an arrow to the knee

  • You prolly didnt write on ur face, it was the person watching you sleep...

  • "I'm a dolphin!" omg I laughed so hard!

  • press 7 , when he says its caled click 8

  • Awww I love you Andy your soo funny and your not ugly your cute

  • What exactly do you mean by " that's it!" ??? You leaving us???

  • Your videos are hilarious, I always can't stop laughing! Well done! :)

  • Pre Video: If your jokes are stupid as shit...im unsubscribing

    Post Video:Okay yeah, unsubscribed

    Seriously mate your videos have only gone downhill :/

  • i cant believe u sed yeast infection!

  • You seriously make my whole day!! Your hilarious(: Imma fan for life(: I promise!

  • u should do stand up comedy

  • Most inspiring quote ever "Hershataditsmorgadystoresbrrd­aguitartunerrundadadum"

  • Everyone say the name Drew Peacock out loud!!!!

  • Does your home have very thin walls? I noticed that you tend to whisper a lot.

  • Do you ever do live stuff?

  • Fluffee sent me a while ago, ive been hooked ever since:D

  • lmfao dude u keep getting funnier, ifreakin cried this time (x

  • lmao nice vid

  • you deserve way more than 20k subscribers... keep it up! I love your videos. I really do. Thanks.

  • Dude, You better make more. Even my 61-year-old mother loves you.

  • ZYGOTE LMAO

  • You spelled vegetable wrong.

  • Best video of you in a whole... Suit up!

  • when you said "im a fucking dolphin" i DIED

  • ASS CANDY!!!!!! DO IT!!!!!

  • I adore the dirty alphabet loll ilu Andy pandy !!!!!!

  • Omg, when you you said "I'm a fuckin dolphin!" I lost my shit xD

  • The dirty alphabet was the best!

  • Lol

  • It's funny because in America pizza is a vegetable.

  • haha me and my friend did a similar thing with the alphabet for a poetry assignment but the teacher wasn't very impressed

  • Wait, you're not done making videos are you? I thought you said you'd keep going after the end of 2011 if you got 10,000 or more subscribers?!?

  • I really want to make that my senior quote

  • *Goes to google "snapple"*

  • you are so weird to watch high, but i love it.

  • I think you need better lighting.

  • I want to date you so bad!

  • LOL the part about the dolphin was so funny. :)

  • some one make the im a fucking dolphin a gif now GOD DAMN IT

  • god damn,sniffing laughter is funny

  • This has been the most random video! I love the crazy faces you make lol

  • not to be a grammar whore but you spelled vegetables wrong?

  • Andy better keep on making video's. or i will shoot myself.

  • make and ask andy that would be a great idea

  • Do you have Ass Burger's disease? lol You ARE a fucking Dolphin. :)

  • i was very annoying durign this video....

    GET IT BEACUASE WHEN UGLY PEPOLE LAUGH LOUD ITS ANNOYING SO I WAS LAUGHING ALLOT AND IM UGLY!

  • I Love You!!! <3

  • i started crying tears all over my fuckign keyboard in laughter at the dolphin part

  • Aw, it has been the most excellent year with you, listening to you.. uh.. make those weird Little Drummer Boy lyric-like noises, and hearing you insult us in the most loving way.

    Love you, Andrew Hunt! You are absolutely my favourite Canadian now!

    .. Okay, you're tied for first. Fluffeetalks is first too. If it weren't for Fluffee, I would have never come across your monologues of hilarity. I hope you have a magnifitastic year