The money shot 70s porn song

[excrono]

The sax starts getting a great blow job @2:57 I think.

[QuadGammers]

i cant stop laughing

[nandoisgreat]

imma gonna fuck someone to this i swear

[Reallynotnick]

My neighbors are having really loud sex so I decided to blast this, I think it really sets the mood.

[poopmcscoopface]

god why can t i find one good porn song on youtube

[Fullmetal1222]

this is no porn music songs like a theme song for a undercover cop show an dteh cop must have a huge afro

[jim22277]

ooooops! :))

[jmoney31705]

pron songs have the best basslines

[Hikarilover123]

(Low voice) Who came for a Klon-dike bar?

[greenyrockss]

Yeah I didn't find this by putting Porno music in the search bar

[Juliusleerkamp]

Chuck Norris plays this with his dick!!

[EducateTroll]

"Hey, did somebody order a pizza with..."

-puts on glasses-

"Extra sausage?"

yeeeeeeeeaaahhh

[flabble235]

THE DUNCANATOR'S BACK!

[BassLinezzz]

As a bassist I found it very easy to masturbate to this amazing bassline!

[lovok123]

I'd rapidly insert my penis into her anus hole until i cum all over her.

[catdaddy3939]

New crazz for 2012! Porn Music!

[KrazyZa]

Ron Jeremy's theme song... nuff said

[JABS991]

Did someone call a fisherman?

-tilts cap- I hear you've got crabs...

[redryan20000]

@JABS991 lol that's just gross..

[Stolensweetroll]

Did someone call a plumber? -tilts hat- I'm here to lay down some pipe......

[kireek666]

better than bieber

[mrgoodstuff1990]

this is art

[TrollPhilosopher]

"I'm the pool guy, and I'm here to..."

-puts on glasses-

"Check your PH balance."

yeeeeeeeeeeaaahhhh

[TheAndrewj96]

@TrollPhilosopher XD

[cejason]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwh Yeah.......

[brothadude]

"Someone report a fire ma'am"

"There's no fire"

"Well it must be you HOTTT STUFFFF!!!"

cue music

[BubbaUmbrius]

This song gives me a boner

[TheSRalston]

This kind of music starts when the dialog in a porno movie turns totally shakesperian..." oh yes, oh yes, oh baby yes yes yes give it to me oooh yes, harder, harder, glub glub glub..oh god oh god..."

[kinghendrix5]

@TheSRalston SHAWN!!!

[TheSRalston]

@Quadpattie ha, haaa...exactly...the stupidest argument in a porno movie leads to that: the music and the action, lol  Why this was marked as spam? Maybe that person didn´t "got it", actually funny.

[manicalhippieboy]

THIS

THIS MUSIC WILL PERSUADE THE UNLOCKING OF MANY A CHASTITY BELT

[BertrandsHood]

Hi loving old school porn music people, I composed and recorded one myself, in that spirit, except slower. Please don't hesitate to listen to it, rate comment etc... No haters please...Here it is, enjoy!

(it should appear as a video comment)

Anyway it's called........................­.......................... PORN ME WHILE YOU CAN,

easily findable in youtube.

[lynch667]

Kristin.com

[Lool3k69]

The most epic porn-song ever. Without discussion!!!

[3gencamaroguy]

This is a good car chase tune.

[XxSnowboarder4lifexX]

HAW YEA, OMG SPIT ON IT!

[indigo032]

ЙАААААЗЗЗЬ

[Wisconsin222]

Sorry I know its porn music, but anyone listen to this and have the image of Jim on American Pie fucking a pie?

[MutantHippie]

@Wisconsin222 Just wow and LOL

[bassharmonica1]

@Wisconsin222 Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rhodelatienza]

hahahahaha..very classic

[Speer82]

Vanessa Del Rio. lol Perfect for that music

[lovok123]

I wanna fuck that bitch in the ass.

[SuperWing0]

70s porn music = funky car chases

[saymikehawkfast]

@SuperWing0 i will pay you to fart in my mouth

[stoneluigi1]

I could dance to this...lol

[mistertitanic]

Hairy women :D

[twinsanddad]

I just picture hairy guys and hairier women

[EDICCU]

Awesome! this tune reminds me of "Driver" really bad!!!

[Imreadingthisaloud]

@EDICCU so true!

[Sheboobellach]

"Extra large PIZZA PIE ALL SAUSAGE AND BEANS"

"we have no paper money only coins"

"that'll do ladies thank you"

and the last line is like from babe "that'll do pig that will do"

[STATIKFY]

tht pikk is just fuckin wrong

[OmtaThien]

everything about the 70's in condense into one file

[SonnyA89]

WHYY AM I HERE?!?!?!?

[h2dennis]

Gee, that is one long ejaculation.

[Damoskinos]

Oh Doctor!.... are you going to take my temperature with your "Special Thermometer"?

[JABS991]

shit. i had this album once. let a dude at work borrow it - and never saw it again....

[jiniton]

the good thing about jazz is you can use it as porn bg music and retro cop movies

[P3LTI3R]

Must find bass line



[Kozarid]

i have a problem with jacking off 2 hawt chick slicking Mr Hornys tits

[flabble235]

THE DUNCANATOR IS BACK!

[lionmaster333]

"And we all know what happens next"

"He fixes the cable?"

-Big Lebowski

[jlafloe619]

X men origins: gay wolverine

[rag1818]

@jlafloe619

more like X men ORGIES XD

[thebabysittermurders]

This is Smooth Jazz before it's time hahahaha

[Barendsen2]

Huh, never had a pavlovian boner before. Cool.

Oh. and: Is something wrong with deine kabel? I am expert.

[tomdaveybassist]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaha­haha this is fucking sweet!

[VasilisRethymno]

3 gays ... Are Gays !!! ;)

[maddbutcher666]

This is my new ring tone. Shout out to Treehorn!

[RnW93]

Sexy secretary = "oh, sir, the printer is broken again"

Repair man = "AYYYY, BITCH, GET ON MY DICK, AYYYYYYYY!"

[bigfootmaster1]

This is the song that plays when Chuck Norris does his laundry.

[Jakeisfunny123]

i swear to god i just heard this on the weather channel 0.o

[clasterfan]

Anthony Weiner's theme song.

[TangoDown6869]

Mailman-Special delivery

Girl-That's quite a package.

Mailman-Yes it is miss but the best part is still inside.

Girl-Mmmmm I can't wait to open it.

[Miol92]

Were can I download this song, for free and no fucking iTunes bullshit nigger ass cunt fucktard blast.

[cheater87]

@Miol92 I know how but the stupid language you used cost you that privilege.

[Miol92]

@cheater87 haha, your'e funny :3

[OckSlayer]

I typed in "sexy porno music," and was presented with the catchiest sexy porno music ever!

[daisycooksom]

i just got a clitoris erection

[Somzae]

What's the title of the movie?

[gastonave]

"Since you delivered my pizza I guess I should give you a tip...or maybe you'd rather give me one."

[grupploso]

Senza lingua Vanessa Del Rio.....

[jp000123]

anyone else naked now?

[MrMrSmith85]

@jp000123 I am ^__^

[jenzeppelin]

wonder what the other drivers on the road will think when i roar down the road in my ugly suburban-mom minivan with this cranked through an open window. summer's coming and i like to crank my driving tunes and "culture" the other motorists, as i say. usually i trreat them to rare classic rock, but i think my town needs a dose of this stuff...

[Marisaur]

I put this music to a video of my cat humping blankets. He's neutered.

[MurkCityBeast]

girl: oh no! nothings going down my sink!

maintenance man: *randomly walks in the house* well ma'am , it appears that your gutters are clogged up. girl: oh no can you clean it?

maintenance man: of course...*cleans gutter* ...ahh there we go its allll clean.

girl: oh thank you... but i still got one more gutter for you to "clean out" *takes off robe and reveals g-string*

[Samuraimatt423]

"But I didn't order any pizza"

"It's alright Ms. Johnson, I came to fuck you"

"Looks like a pizza is what I needed"

[GeneralcornrowWalice]

is that a role of quarters or are you just glad to see me?

[sickweirdo]

I'm using this in a class assignment just to see if my teacher recognizes this.

[fubous]

plumber: there you go, your sinks all fixed

lonely housewife: oh, i dont have any money, how can i repay you?

plumber: well, i know a pipe that needs some cleaning

[impetecolebitches]

Man shouts to his wife "come see my new clock"Wife walks in and says "that's not a clock, that's you standing naked with a hard-on" Man says "it will be a clock when you stick two hands and a face on it"

[g364370]

Man : AAAAA ! I've been bitten by a snake ! somebody needs to suck the venom out

Chich : where'd the snake bit you ?

Man : right ... *unzips pants* ... here ;]

[MrFivefivefivesix]

Giggity! 

[Venomguitar]

holy shit i just got a boner

[gearymarcello]

Just saw the off brdway show. very funny n well written

[DoctorChibi740]

"Happy Thanksgiving, bahbeh. Time to stuff the turkey."



[420LaYzIe420]

Doctor: Well it seems your vagina is fine, it's your anus I'm worried about.

Woman: What do you mean?

Doctor: Well why don't I just show you. *unzips pants.*

[papalolita]

Tom Leykis! Take me out porno style!

[secti0n31]

omfg this is a keeper. Did someone call a plumber? I'm here to lay some pipe, Bow chika bow wow!

[aneckred]

Fuck Be

[strideninja]

I met this chick, Vanessa Del Rio, about 2 years ago at the hardware store I worked at on Staten Island. Makes for a good story.

[juan112341]

*in deep black guy voice*

OOOHHHHHHH YEEAAAAAAAAA

[Metaldisciple666999]

Metaldisciple666999: Hey baby want to fuck ?

Random chick: Whaaaaaaaaaa ?

[letsgetcarriedaway]

- Why, no officer, I don't know how fast I was going..

- You're going to have to blow into this, ma'am.

[SwedishBlacks]

LET US FUCK! wait has that been done already?

[TheJRodV]

"Hey wait there's no mail on Sunday!"

"But I don't even have a pool!"

"Hey wait I didn't order a pizza!"

[Tenacious3Production]

This makes me wanna wear a zebra pimp suit and cruise in a 70's caddy

[SaiakuShunshin]

y helo thar suspiciously hot housewife with no birthmarks, im the plumber.

-well helo thar handsome, my pipes are in a need of a fixin.

well i think i got just the right tool *handsome facial expression*.

- oh my *scene switches* im nude, take me!

rawr

[KreyzAim]

*Walk in a chinese restaurant*

*buys food*

cashier lady:thank you

guy:heres my tip for you

[V3NOMXIII]

Wow I ear holes got violated

[HENJAM48]

Hey Honey... you like Chicken???

(ZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIP!) Well this tastes pretty fowel.

[ThomAceable]

-so you're majoring in linguistics

-well I have a talented tongue...

[MrFrankCastle616]

Woman: i got a leak and my kitchen is all wet

Man: well i cant fix your leak but i could try other holes:))

[1ucasvb]

Damn, this is awesome

[TenTonHorse]

- As you can see, Mrs Clark, there are many holes in little Billy's attendance record.

- Oh my! Well, I hope we can fill those holes in next term.

- I was thinking right about now.....

*Bom Chicka, Dur Dun Dur Dun, Chicka Chicka*

[pauleau]

I've listened to this song about 5 times now and I only just realized that the "smiley" the woman is licking is actually someone's ass.

[CryogenicEchelon]

LET US FUCK.

[THRILLHOUSE85]

Log-Jamming: A Jacky Treehorn Production.

[canadiansniper827]

Door rings, open the door, Pizza Delivery guy asks " Did someone order a pizza.... extra sausage ?? "

[MUFCFrankie]

Oh well, Jim's been out for a while now but i guess we could......

[FinCroweman]

Jim Kelly walks into a bar.....

[jamfacedfishstick]

Woman: Wow those wires are hard, I don't think anything else is harder than that.

Electrician: Want me to show you?

*this music kicks in*

[luigifan07]

hairy potter and half black chick

[maestro48239]

Teh Pron!!!!!!

[Munchypants]

Girl: Hey! have you heard of platform 9 and 3/4? Like in Harry Potter?

Boy: Nope, but i can think of somthing with those exact same measurments...

[TheMaster1246]

Woman: I need my pipes cleaned out.

Plumber: Alright ma'am, just show me where the pipes are located

*unzips pants*

[TheMaster1246]

Ma'am, you look tired why don't you take a 'rest' with me...?

[HBKDX4]

who odered large peperoni pizza? Extra sausage

[lvl9001Troll]

Baby: GooGoo GaGa

Hobo: Take off your diapers bitch

[lvl9001Troll]

Patient: Nurse I can't seem to lose my erection!

Nurse: We'll just have to amputate

:0

[lvl9001Troll]

Pizza boy: Did you order some DICK with this pizza??

Grandma: Yes

[PeaveyESP]

@lvl9001Troll LMFAO

[lvl9001Troll]

Girl : I'm sorry hobo, I don't have change for you

Hobo: Take off your pants bitch

[lvl9001Troll]

Girl: "Mr.Plumber my hole has been clogged or a while"

Plumber: "Looks like I'm going to have to lay down some Pipe."

0:18

[mindbender91]

@lvl9001Troll You seriously need to direct a porno I would totally watch it.*Goes back to fapping*.

[xxSanadaxx]

@lvl9001Troll

This needs to be the highest rated comment on this video.

4 pages back from this comment. Go thumbs up it. This is marvelous.

[Herazio]

@lvl9001Troll roflmao :')

[OhMeal]

@lvl9001Troll Oh man did I LOL hard at that!

[assanoe]

"Hey Mrs Johnson, im the new pool boy you hired"

"oh wonderful! come in please!"

"oh why thank you, im just gonna go ahead and get to work"

Im sorry new pool boy but i dont have a skimmer for you to use! :("

"oh thats okay i have one right here..."

bow chicka chicka bow bow chicka wow

[tuff44]

70's pron is back check this out!!! It is hilarious!! The Institute - EP 1: Pilot

[MeiXLinge]

- Just put on the jacket....Please?

[fxgamer0809]

porn music makes me laugh :D

[henry0101]

i wanna bang this broad in her clumsy vagina

[ppaob]

1:14 reminds me ''Driver'' the videogame <3

[ViagraSailor]

@ppaob holy shit, i totally forgot about that video game... that game ruled.

[Teuli]

Jessica: Excuse me, my car broked down, can u call a cab for me ?

John; Suck my dick !

Jessica; Ok, but i really need that cab too....

That's the normal porn way, straight up to the business, no brains allowed :D

[BushRat3]

this music gives me a stiffy

[wowelite2]

Man i got a fucked up mind! When i hear music like this i see one of my oldest, hairiest, ugliest male teachers in a thong with leapord pettern, sitting in a bed with the light dimmed and he is in a crouched posision trying to wave someone over, while he smiles like a pedophile :O:O

I'm sick!

[pinkbirdsfly]

@wowelite2 i can pretend to be your teacher if you want...

[SSGTWinters]

Giggity Gigadee Goo! Also dear diray' jackpot.

[robholx]

Funkeeeehhh... :D

[julian3d0919]

My 2 dogs are lesbian, I'm playing this everytime they do their stuff ;D

[onray]

-Hello, who are you?

-I'm the new secretary.

-Sorry, I don't have need of a secretary.

-Well, maybe you have need of this...

Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom

Bwacka-Bwacka-Bwacka-Bwacka

[CAWGregoryBlack]

Mechanic: Miss, I checked out your car from top to bottom and there seems to be a problem with the undercarriage...

Lady: Well, it's been awhile since someone serviced my undercarriage.....

*Cue Music*

Ah porn from the 1970's...it all had a storyline and wasn't just "reality based".

[VrM1104]

-Here's your pizza Ma'am

-Aww I don't have change

[hambrickblows]

This is more funny than it is dirty.

[mungface36]

Man: "Sorry Ms. Johnson. I left my hammer here after I fixed you your deck."

Woman: "Oh, it's ok. Come in. You're hammer must need your hammer really bad to be over here so late."

Man: "I need my hammer all the time. Because the ladies say I'm good at... hammering."

[mungface36]

@mungface36 *You must really need your hammer.*

[Newtwist75]

One Pizza Extra Pepperoni

Gee Thank God the Pizza boy is here. I don't have any cash for a tip . How about I tip you another way(unzips Pizza Boys pants -cue music)

[geppegep]

ahh.... ohh... yeahhh...giggity giggity

[myzzety]

this IS SICK

IM LISTENING TO THIS ALL DAY

AND ITS SO HORNY XD

[pbsells]

Yessss.. white titties and black afros

[donegallad91]

JD Quench. Thirst never wins!

[dtrainbitches]

Bom chicka wow wow

[ladyloolauren]

So, I'm using this as background music for this speech I have to do on Sex, thanks for providing me with the perfect Porno groove.