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  • 1,219 want chinese dick

  • holy shit need to hear the whole chinese dick song

  • @tomyo669 Its actually all of Kesha's songs

  • I used to not find arrow to the knee jokes funny, till I took a cock to the ass.

  • @gunninlinguist get off the internet.

  • @gunninlinguist stupid comment. but gunninlinguist is a pretty sick name

  • When I fart it smells like toothpaste!

    Fun in the bedroom is now officially fun in the bathroom!

  • Wow I started watching shutter island today. I paused it and started watching random videos on YouTube. I was planning on continuing my movie but now I know what happends. This would only happen to me.

  • "all of you mean that one bite lady should stop" LOL!!!! she should of never started

  • i hate the new sound youtube added when you thumb up a comment...

  • M'kay

  • 0:40 best thing ive ever heard on youtube.

  • @SlapHappyEdits amen bro,

  • make a chinese dick song video

  • come for the cool intro song, stay for the chinese dick

  • when i fart it smells like toothpaste HA!

  • I love lady jaja

  • Yeah I love that song too

  • CHINESE DICK

  • You just don't give a fuck Jon <3 Beware of imitators! right?!<3

  • you see, ''when i farted smells like toothpaste'' is correct...

  • I used to make arrow to the knee comments, until i took an arrow to the knee.

  • I dont get why his animated videos get so much hate! I thought they are some of the funniest videos on his channel!

  • press cc and watch the bit with lady jaja

  • when i fart it smells like toothpaste lololol

  • I used to love chinese dick's,until I took an arrow to the knee

  • Is that song made by lil Wayne ?

  • long-term wound manner cooler is the best Jon Lajoie video.

  • when I fart it smells like toothpaste xDDDDDDDDDD

  • I thought he was gonna say "O the one by justin bieber"

  • this is soooooo funny

  • Yellow boots on

  • MOOOOOAAAR PLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ IM BEGGING YOU xD

  • lol 0:39

    

  • 1,211 people don't like chinese dick :)

  • I swear that songs by Ke$ha

  • Dude Jon, you should make moar watercooler conversations, this shit allways cracks me up..

    "Chinesse dick I want dat chinesse dick" LOL

  • I find it very difficult to fap to this.

  • yeah i love that song

  • 0:43 =) 

  • 0:41 =) 

  • 0:40 =)

  • when i fart it smells like toothpaste

  • I like these water cooler conversation videos.

  • When I fart, it smells like toothpaste.

  • When i fart it smells like toothpaste XD

  • Thumbs up if you saw the movie he's talking about.

  • When justin bieber released that song, i was surprised. I didnt think his farts smelt like toothpaste.

  • DAMN IT!! I chose to drink water RIGHT before he said "chinese dick"...

  • If you like this type in "Everyday Lazy guy" it's really funny

  • what song is it suppose to be

  • i want that chinese dick

  • i hate long TOP comments....

  • @Av3nG3Dz yeah i hear reading is a bitch for retarded troglodytes like you.

  • yeah..i love that song....

    best line ever...!!!!

  • my farts smell like tooth paste

  • Doesn't anyone else wonder how xxTake2xx thought of something so fucked up in the first place?

  • @NayRang11 well no... its pretty common actually. Why i just had my leg amputated a month ago, and the dead bear is still rotting in my bathroom because im too lazy to get rid of it.

  • Hell ya I want some chineese dick

  • 1,207 pplz were too distracted by the song that they clicked the dislike button D:

  • best song ever where can i download it ;)

  • so is there a song on the radio that sounds like that??

  • when i fart it smells like toothpaste!

  • Why is everybody saying "I don't give a chainsaw?" WHY CHAINSAW??? What vid is it from?

  • @CommanderAlex its from F**k everything, from the end part

  • @estonianguy16 Ah, thx :D

  • @CommanderAlex It's called "F**k Everything". Check it out!

  • 1205 people disliked this video

  • 1,205 people are chinese

  • "when I fart it smells like toothpaste"

  • My farts smell like AIDS.

  • hahahahaha when i fart it smells like tooth paste.. justin bieber ur fucked up

  • Hahaha press cc and transcribe audio on the chinese dick part:)

  • @TrillogyTricks :D damn I think I'm gonna use this thing more often

  • Hahaha press cc and transcribe audio on the chinese dick part:)

  • 1,203 people thought this was a song and searched "chinese dick song" on youtube

  • @trophix I didn't but im totally going to ! x)

  • now turn on the closed captions

  • sounds like adam sandler saying water cooler .09 seconds

  • Thumbs up if you fell in love with a girl but then on third date took her to your house and let her use the bathroom and wondered why she was taking so long and looked in and realised she was a bear and she was eating your feces out of the toiet bowl and you called the police but they wouldn't believe you so you had to beat it to death with a length of pipe you pulled off your boiler but then the leaky pipe flooded your house and you got trench foot and had to have it amputated.

  • @xxTaKe2xx Been there....

  • @xxTaKe2xx yh man, fucking hate it when that happens

  • @xxTaKe2xx Dude that bear was my sister

  • @xxTaKe2xx reasons why your comment is stupid:

    1. You just found out that your girlfriend is a fucking bear when you see her eating shit out of the toilet bowl? You should have known she was a bear the first time you saw her, let alone the third date, DUMB FUCK

    2. Why the fuck is your shit in the toilet bowl in the first place? You just drop a shit and just let it sit in there until a fucking bear eats it?

    3. The police just thought you were lying about there being a fucking BEAR eating shit?

  • @xxTaKe2xx Yessss! on three separate occations!

  • @xxTaKe2xx dude that happened to me, twice, the second time around you feel like kinda a dick, you know falling for the secret bear twice but now i know its so common, i won't hang myself, thanks.

    P.S. may still hang myself

  • @xxTaKe2xx Ive also fucked the bear

  • @xxTaKe2xx

    Like 4 Times!

  • @xxTaKe2xx ^ My life story in a nutshell.

  • @xxTaKe2xx Totally dude.

  • OMG someone understands me... fuckin bears!

  • is it just me or does anyone else have an erection?

  • @xxTaKe2xx cool story bro !

  • @xxTaKe2xx dude that happens to me all the time

  • @xxTaKe2xx this is the best comment on youtube.

  • @xxTaKe2xx LOL!!!

  • 1200 people like chinese dicks

  • Third one please?

  • LMFAAO.

  • wtfamiwatching.

  • the song is boom boom pow

  • lol I want me some Chinese Dick!

  • Thank GOD he stopped doing animation!

    He's so much better in sketches.

  • when i fart it smells li... I don't give a chainsaw.

    

  • I want your chinese dick! Hahahah

  • 4103 peoples farts smell like toothpaste

  • :D awesome

  • Jon doesn't give a "shit" if we don't like it. He fell for the imitators

  • lady jaja

  • totally subscribing

  • @jonlajoie what software did you you use?

  • Omg i love that song!!!

  • lmfao

  • 2 wat! i never saw 1 hehe

    

  • HAHAHADHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    

  • lada zahzahs

  • akward........................­......

    

  • @XxXGamemastaXxX You mean awkward

  • fuck he ruined another movie for me i was dying to see that certain movie

  • Please make a watercooler conversations/punched in crossover

  • AhAHAHAHAHAhahHAAahaHAHAHAHaH!­!!!!! OMFG jon love you.... even if your last name isnt pronounced like "joey" is

  • thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012

  • Sounds like a *insert name of singer you hate* song.

  • i searched the song... turns out its not real. bummer.

  • Yay for the Aussy carbon tax!!!

  • 957 people dont have a real bicycle

  • I cant get that out of my FUCKING HEAD OMFG

  • Thumbs up for chinese dick :)

  • turn on closed caption LOL

  • THATS MY FAVORITE SONG!

  • Sounds like a Nicki Minaj song. I don't know why.

  • i heard that song a couple days ago on the radio.

  • Is anybody ever gonna answer that phone in this office?

  • The retarded "watercooler conversations" sounds like Adam Sandler

  • FUNNIEST SONG EVER

  • wow......I just got the reference in the beginning about the movie.

  • How the fuck can he not laugh when he's recording this, I burst into tears laughing at the song, especially "WHEN I FART IT SMELLS LIKE TOOTHPASTE."

  • Chinese dick.

  • Bring back the Watercooler Conversations!

  • Lady ZsaZsa is superb.

  • when i toothpaste it smells like fart

  • WHEN I SMELL I LIKE TO FART TOOTHPASTE

  • that's a good radio friendly song you got there...

  • WHEN I SMELL TOOTHPASTE I LIKE TO FART

  • WHEN I FART IT SMELLS LIKE TOOTHPASTE

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  • when i fart it smells like beer. then all guys want me

  • The other top comment wants Chinese dick

  • water cooler conversations. water cooler......conversations..XD

  • I like how the 2 top comments say the same thing.

  • 1000 people dont know how to have a conversation at a water cooler!

  • I Love That Song Too...

  • best part is when they talk,and of course the song by unknown person.:DDDDDDDDDDD

  • Love it when both the most thumbed up comments are the same :')

  • Hahahah I love the info for this.. Love you jonlajoie

  • I'm like the guy on the right when I discuss life experiences with a friend near a watercooler. Gooooooooood times...

  • I love lady jcha jcha

  • Im glad he changed the graphics. Punched In is way more pleasant.

  • Your freaking hilarious

  • I love that song about as much as I love teabagging bear traps..... and I actually have balls

  • 1180 people dont like chinese dick

  • thats a justin bieber song

  • @mdew90210

    Haha how do you think he became famous!!! XD

  • @mdew90210 ur tha best person ever

  • @mdew90210

    a better version ;p

  • @mdew90210 you made me ROFL so hard. And you made me so hard I ROFLed. <--- just kidding on that last part, that was just for laughs hahaha. :) Thumbs up for your comment!

  • watercooler conversations: the movie

  • 1,179 want chinese dick

  • Subtitles = Yeah I love that song.. ---> Yellow bird song

  • "aayz ven churan frase frasay frasce seen no lay bey ling"

    Mr. MC canadian sterotype

    (hes aboot to get started so let him get off the ice)

  • even funnier with subtitles

  • awesome

  • watercooler conversaaatiooonss watercooler...conversations

  • @uzumakimounir yep thats what he says alright

  • make more watercooler conversations and punched ins

  • Fucking hilarious!

  • hahaha

  • 77111177