Wow I started watching shutter island today. I paused it and started watching random videos on YouTube. I was planning on continuing my movie but now I know what happends. This would only happen to me.
I know this is stupid and everyone does this but here goes anyway. We are a new upcoming youtube channel from Australia and we would love for you to subscribe so if we get 500 subscribers by December Jack will dye his hair blue and you will all get to watch it. We're called the Frenchmen Platoon. I'm sorry if i've wasted your time but if possible thumbs this comment up so we can get out there, like you would if you started a new youtube channel :)
@NayRang11 well no... its pretty common actually. Why i just had my leg amputated a month ago, and the dead bear is still rotting in my bathroom because im too lazy to get rid of it.
Thumbs up if you fell in love with a girl but then on third date took her to your house and let her use the bathroom and wondered why she was taking so long and looked in and realised she was a bear and she was eating your feces out of the toiet bowl and you called the police but they wouldn't believe you so you had to beat it to death with a length of pipe you pulled off your boiler but then the leaky pipe flooded your house and you got trench foot and had to have it amputated.
1. You just found out that your girlfriend is a fucking bear when you see her eating shit out of the toilet bowl? You should have known she was a bear the first time you saw her, let alone the third date, DUMB FUCK
2. Why the fuck is your shit in the toilet bowl in the first place? You just drop a shit and just let it sit in there until a fucking bear eats it?
3. The police just thought you were lying about there being a fucking BEAR eating shit?
@xxTaKe2xx dude that happened to me, twice, the second time around you feel like kinda a dick, you know falling for the secret bear twice but now i know its so common, i won't hang myself, thanks.
@mdew90210 you made me ROFL so hard. And you made me so hard I ROFLed. <--- just kidding on that last part, that was just for laughs hahaha. :) Thumbs up for your comment!
1,219 want chinese dick
OwDudeOw 22 hours ago
holy shit need to hear the whole chinese dick song
tomyo669 1 week ago 3
@tomyo669 Its actually all of Kesha's songs
wayworld90 1 week ago
I used to not find arrow to the knee jokes funny, till I took a cock to the ass.
gunninlinguist 2 weeks ago 3
@gunninlinguist get off the internet.
HoffyD 5 days ago
@gunninlinguist stupid comment. but gunninlinguist is a pretty sick name
TheMidnightToker0 2 days ago
When I fart it smells like toothpaste!
Fun in the bedroom is now officially fun in the bathroom!
MadWoobie 3 weeks ago
Wow I started watching shutter island today. I paused it and started watching random videos on YouTube. I was planning on continuing my movie but now I know what happends. This would only happen to me.
acdcluvah 3 weeks ago
"all of you mean that one bite lady should stop" LOL!!!! she should of never started
theeloner2 3 weeks ago
i hate the new sound youtube added when you thumb up a comment...
DABIGMACGAMER 3 weeks ago 8
M'kay
TheButterbutts123 3 weeks ago
0:40 best thing ive ever heard on youtube.
oFlamesz 3 weeks ago 4
@SlapHappyEdits amen bro,
titanbomb1 4 weeks ago
make a chinese dick song video
ahindat2 4 weeks ago
come for the cool intro song, stay for the chinese dick
SlapHappyEdits 1 month ago
when i fart it smells like toothpaste HA!
billabong4202 1 month ago
I love lady jaja
97idontgiveadamn 1 month ago
Yeah I love that song too
Faltzerbeast90 1 month ago in playlist More videos from jonlajoie
CHINESE DICK
Vennyscool911 1 month ago
You just don't give a fuck Jon <3 Beware of imitators! right?!<3
LittleLeeloo33 1 month ago
you see, ''when i farted smells like toothpaste'' is correct...
TheReaper2002 1 month ago
I used to make arrow to the knee comments, until i took an arrow to the knee.
dylanharrod3 1 month ago
I dont get why his animated videos get so much hate! I thought they are some of the funniest videos on his channel!
SUPERSO1DIER 1 month ago
press cc and watch the bit with lady jaja
g0odm0rning 1 month ago
when i fart it smells like toothpaste lololol
TheCanadianSoda 1 month ago
I used to love chinese dick's,until I took an arrow to the knee
SecondCitySavior6969 1 month ago
Is that song made by lil Wayne ?
MrLargeDick1 2 months ago
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i love kisha to:p
zsupercookiez 2 months ago
long-term wound manner cooler is the best Jon Lajoie video.
lordilson 2 months ago 3
when I fart it smells like toothpaste xDDDDDDDDDD
slazinger 2 months ago
I thought he was gonna say "O the one by justin bieber"
mrpbrown1 3 months ago
this is soooooo funny
LIMITSOFTHEDEAD999 3 months ago in playlist LIMITSOFTHEDEAD999's favourites
Yellow boots on
AssOffSpades 3 months ago 30
MOOOOOAAAR PLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ IM BEGGING YOU xD
mia234567 3 months ago
lol 0:39
camo1342 3 months ago
1,211 people don't like chinese dick :)
CCCCDDWmogxet 3 months ago
I swear that songs by Ke$ha
crayzieeechick 3 months ago
Dude Jon, you should make moar watercooler conversations, this shit allways cracks me up..
"Chinesse dick I want dat chinesse dick" LOL
scRaTcHvsWU 3 months ago
I find it very difficult to fap to this.
Charlie1966Stang 3 months ago
yeah i love that song
covertjo 3 months ago
0:43 =)
gerve103 3 months ago
0:41 =)
gerve103 3 months ago
0:40 =)
gerve103 3 months ago
when i fart it smells like toothpaste
MyReedsBroke 3 months ago
I like these water cooler conversation videos.
SuperGreenperson 3 months ago
When I fart, it smells like toothpaste.
crm132435 3 months ago
When i fart it smells like toothpaste XD
nitrolevel2 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you saw the movie he's talking about.
VardenPL 4 months ago
When justin bieber released that song, i was surprised. I didnt think his farts smelt like toothpaste.
nicnotnick 4 months ago
DAMN IT!! I chose to drink water RIGHT before he said "chinese dick"...
iMunk5 4 months ago 4
If you like this type in "Everyday Lazy guy" it's really funny
comedyfan4325 4 months ago
what song is it suppose to be
caitlinpemberton 4 months ago
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I know this is stupid and everyone does this but here goes anyway. We are a new upcoming youtube channel from Australia and we would love for you to subscribe so if we get 500 subscribers by December Jack will dye his hair blue and you will all get to watch it. We're called the Frenchmen Platoon. I'm sorry if i've wasted your time but if possible thumbs this comment up so we can get out there, like you would if you started a new youtube channel :)
TheFrenchmenPlatoon 4 months ago
i want that chinese dick
gofuckyourself146 4 months ago
i hate long TOP comments....
Av3nG3Dz 4 months ago 34
@Av3nG3Dz yeah i hear reading is a bitch for retarded troglodytes like you.
wow3214 3 days ago
yeah..i love that song....
best line ever...!!!!
danielthecoolmachine 4 months ago
my farts smell like tooth paste
956jake956 4 months ago
Doesn't anyone else wonder how xxTake2xx thought of something so fucked up in the first place?
NayRang11 4 months ago
@NayRang11 well no... its pretty common actually. Why i just had my leg amputated a month ago, and the dead bear is still rotting in my bathroom because im too lazy to get rid of it.
MeYouDisgust 3 months ago
Hell ya I want some chineese dick
DevilishlyGood98 4 months ago
1,207 pplz were too distracted by the song that they clicked the dislike button D:
DevilishlyGood98 4 months ago
best song ever where can i download it ;)
Orfegas 4 months ago
so is there a song on the radio that sounds like that??
krystle00Muffin 4 months ago
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Not very funny =\
kickyour99 4 months ago
when i fart it smells like toothpaste!
akatsukizbitch 4 months ago
Why is everybody saying "I don't give a chainsaw?" WHY CHAINSAW??? What vid is it from?
CommanderAlex 4 months ago
@CommanderAlex its from F**k everything, from the end part
estonianguy16 4 months ago
@estonianguy16 Ah, thx :D
CommanderAlex 4 months ago
@CommanderAlex It's called "F**k Everything". Check it out!
pennystipper 4 months ago
1205 people disliked this video
ijmgbg 4 months ago
1,205 people are chinese
ActionArc 4 months ago
"when I fart it smells like toothpaste"
NathanLeeAnimations 4 months ago 3
My farts smell like AIDS.
StevenB996 4 months ago
hahahahaha when i fart it smells like tooth paste.. justin bieber ur fucked up
pinkstrawberry37 4 months ago
Hahaha press cc and transcribe audio on the chinese dick part:)
TrillogyTricks 4 months ago 33
@TrillogyTricks :D damn I think I'm gonna use this thing more often
offwithurhead 2 months ago
Hahaha press cc and transcribe audio on the chinese dick part:)
TrillogyTricks 4 months ago
1,203 people thought this was a song and searched "chinese dick song" on youtube
trophix 4 months ago 4
@trophix I didn't but im totally going to ! x)
mia234567 3 months ago
now turn on the closed captions
12idontno 4 months ago
sounds like adam sandler saying water cooler .09 seconds
madmaxxmayhem 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you fell in love with a girl but then on third date took her to your house and let her use the bathroom and wondered why she was taking so long and looked in and realised she was a bear and she was eating your feces out of the toiet bowl and you called the police but they wouldn't believe you so you had to beat it to death with a length of pipe you pulled off your boiler but then the leaky pipe flooded your house and you got trench foot and had to have it amputated.
xxTaKe2xx 4 months ago 284
@xxTaKe2xx Been there....
squigglzzz59 4 months ago
@xxTaKe2xx yh man, fucking hate it when that happens
daevildude45 4 months ago
@xxTaKe2xx Dude that bear was my sister
TechnoEchoFilms 4 months ago
@xxTaKe2xx reasons why your comment is stupid:
1. You just found out that your girlfriend is a fucking bear when you see her eating shit out of the toilet bowl? You should have known she was a bear the first time you saw her, let alone the third date, DUMB FUCK
2. Why the fuck is your shit in the toilet bowl in the first place? You just drop a shit and just let it sit in there until a fucking bear eats it?
3. The police just thought you were lying about there being a fucking BEAR eating shit?
ygnproductions 4 months ago
@xxTaKe2xx Yessss! on three separate occations!
BloodySmile22 4 months ago
@xxTaKe2xx dude that happened to me, twice, the second time around you feel like kinda a dick, you know falling for the secret bear twice but now i know its so common, i won't hang myself, thanks.
P.S. may still hang myself
McShane1996 4 months ago
@xxTaKe2xx Ive also fucked the bear
Tim9666 4 months ago
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@xxTaKe2xx Ive also fucked the bear
Tim9666 4 months ago
@xxTaKe2xx
Like 4 Times!
shadowcii 4 months ago
@xxTaKe2xx ^ My life story in a nutshell.
MrBobcasey 4 months ago
@xxTaKe2xx Totally dude.
prankstersclub 4 months ago
OMG someone understands me... fuckin bears!
23Sonichedge 4 months ago
is it just me or does anyone else have an erection?
23Sonichedge 4 months ago
@xxTaKe2xx cool story bro !
DjukicStefan 3 months ago
@xxTaKe2xx dude that happens to me all the time
drewster6279 1 month ago
@xxTaKe2xx this is the best comment on youtube.
IrishRu5T 1 month ago
@xxTaKe2xx LOL!!!
Creamefreche 1 month ago
1200 people like chinese dicks
dannyzzable 5 months ago 6
Third one please?
VerifyYourself2 5 months ago 2
LMFAAO.
Dragonsha 5 months ago
wtfamiwatching.
Ghost31191 5 months ago
the song is boom boom pow
prateekarora01 5 months ago
lol I want me some Chinese Dick!
smo1765 5 months ago
Thank GOD he stopped doing animation!
He's so much better in sketches.
JoTheVeteran 5 months ago
when i fart it smells li... I don't give a chainsaw.
MrOctopo 5 months ago 4
I want your chinese dick! Hahahah
barriballs 5 months ago 4
4103 peoples farts smell like toothpaste
azacool 5 months ago
:D awesome
MissElectrikBlue 5 months ago
Jon doesn't give a "shit" if we don't like it. He fell for the imitators
MasiukA 5 months ago 3
lady jaja
AkramUnited 5 months ago
totally subscribing
sharemyhobby 5 months ago
@jonlajoie what software did you you use?
cupcakesftw01 5 months ago
Omg i love that song!!!
nicklaus4444 5 months ago
lmfao
blackdahliaz4eva 5 months ago
2 wat! i never saw 1 hehe
sammiekisseslover101 5 months ago
HAHAHADHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
isaac999666 5 months ago
lada zahzahs
ibetrolintomuch 5 months ago
akward..............................
XxXGamemastaXxX 5 months ago
@XxXGamemastaXxX You mean awkward
StryffeZ 5 months ago
fuck he ruined another movie for me i was dying to see that certain movie
vanhalenman60 5 months ago 4
Please make a watercooler conversations/punched in crossover
MrAnarchojoe 5 months ago
AhAHAHAHAHAhahHAAahaHAHAHAHaH!!!!!! OMFG jon love you.... even if your last name isnt pronounced like "joey" is
izaiahisback 5 months ago
thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012
HizzyBizzyDizzy 5 months ago
Sounds like a *insert name of singer you hate* song.
ballerina2be 5 months ago 2
i searched the song... turns out its not real. bummer.
lokouwant 5 months ago 2
Yay for the Aussy carbon tax!!!
MattyBnH 5 months ago
957 people dont have a real bicycle
RsTalent 6 months ago 8
I cant get that out of my FUCKING HEAD OMFG
SworlessSlasher 6 months ago
Thumbs up for chinese dick :)
RsTalent 6 months ago 57
turn on closed caption LOL
x2HeE 6 months ago
THATS MY FAVORITE SONG!
airsoftman4310 6 months ago
Sounds like a Nicki Minaj song. I don't know why.
Arguingwithmyself1 6 months ago
i heard that song a couple days ago on the radio.
soccerheat23 6 months ago
Is anybody ever gonna answer that phone in this office?
Yackuu95 6 months ago
The retarded "watercooler conversations" sounds like Adam Sandler
megabenman 6 months ago
FUNNIEST SONG EVER
doomsday5278 6 months ago
wow......I just got the reference in the beginning about the movie.
Booth272 6 months ago
How the fuck can he not laugh when he's recording this, I burst into tears laughing at the song, especially "WHEN I FART IT SMELLS LIKE TOOTHPASTE."
JammerzV97 7 months ago
Chinese dick.
weWILLskate 7 months ago
Bring back the Watercooler Conversations!
jeryenming 7 months ago 8
Lady ZsaZsa is superb.
MatSpengerOfficial 7 months ago
when i toothpaste it smells like fart
RTNxOZ 7 months ago
WHEN I SMELL I LIKE TO FART TOOTHPASTE
TheEnjoiPandolin 7 months ago
@TheEnjoiPandolin
bbob41357 7 months ago
that's a good radio friendly song you got there...
mru0510 7 months ago 5
WHEN I SMELL TOOTHPASTE I LIKE TO FART
hammas74 7 months ago 3
WHEN I FART IT SMELLS LIKE TOOTHPASTE
ddblouse 7 months ago
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meganobody77 7 months ago
when i fart it smells like beer. then all guys want me
SuperMultiQ 7 months ago
The other top comment wants Chinese dick
ChristiaanL14 7 months ago
water cooler conversations. water cooler......conversations..XD
missangel1099 7 months ago
I like how the 2 top comments say the same thing.
LuiselPat 7 months ago 6
1000 people dont know how to have a conversation at a water cooler!
TaylorPalmer1 7 months ago
I Love That Song Too...
mettalica55 8 months ago
best part is when they talk,and of course the song by unknown person.:DDDDDDDDDDD
eimantukaz7 8 months ago
Love it when both the most thumbed up comments are the same :')
EpilipticRainbow 8 months ago 5
Hahahah I love the info for this.. Love you jonlajoie
kindnesskounts 8 months ago
I'm like the guy on the right when I discuss life experiences with a friend near a watercooler. Gooooooooood times...
bagettistudios 8 months ago
I love lady jcha jcha
f1lup1 8 months ago
Im glad he changed the graphics. Punched In is way more pleasant.
xxTaKe2xx 8 months ago
Your freaking hilarious
themrmikida 8 months ago
I love that song about as much as I love teabagging bear traps..... and I actually have balls
johannesw96 9 months ago
1180 people dont like chinese dick
KanyeEast666 9 months ago
thats a justin bieber song
mdew90210 9 months ago 450
@mdew90210
Haha how do you think he became famous!!! XD
ASA7XForeverAS 6 months ago
@mdew90210 ur tha best person ever
guythatmadethisvideo 6 months ago
@mdew90210
a better version ;p
heetjebert 5 months ago
@mdew90210 you made me ROFL so hard. And you made me so hard I ROFLed. <--- just kidding on that last part, that was just for laughs hahaha. :) Thumbs up for your comment!
Kisuchan18 5 months ago
watercooler conversations: the movie
ArtManJeffTV 9 months ago 9
1,179 want chinese dick
RaINoX100 9 months ago
Subtitles = Yeah I love that song.. ---> Yellow bird song
Togg525 9 months ago
"aayz ven churan frase frasay frasce seen no lay bey ling"
Mr. MC canadian sterotype
(hes aboot to get started so let him get off the ice)
beastandthef1ction 9 months ago
even funnier with subtitles
TheProducerPeople 9 months ago
awesome
Mankynuts731 9 months ago
watercooler conversaaatiooonss watercooler...conversations
uzumakimounir 9 months ago 213
@uzumakimounir yep thats what he says alright
bartman464 4 months ago
make more watercooler conversations and punched ins
ArtManJeffTV 9 months ago 3
Fucking hilarious!
tannerrileyrusch 10 months ago
hahaha
rushryan7 10 months ago
77111177
guyschacht 10 months ago 3