Civilization 5: First Plays (Civ5 gameplay/Commentary)

[SCfancritic]

this deserves more dislikes

[stevilei]

lol nepolian has been up ur ass??? hmm .. I hear its nice this time of year XD sounds like a slightly more then bent arnold schwarzenegger

[NarlyNick]

hows it going every wonnnn!? hahah love it

[GameRaters2]

WTF to much damn trading posts

[MrGrindexx]

104 poeple who dislike are french xD

[mastapayps]

lol, he likes his spices

[ArsiniC11]

try playing on a harder level....

[MillerSaint]

whats the best race?

[therrienb123]

@MillerSaint if ur one of the human races you should have the best chance

[quityabitzin]

3:25 some1 just came

[TheLinkElf]

My favorite German phrase is sitzkrieg, what they called the down time after the invasion of Poland. Lol.

[omfglol99n00b]

Harro , Sucky fucky 5 dorra prease

[jayjaydeth]

Turn up the difficulty scrub. Also, your commentary blows. Hard.

[Zulujin]

you're gawn

[redalert139]

YO YO YO!!! "FUCK TURN DOWN THE SPEAKERS"

[bontiguell]

@redalert139 lol exactly

[spartand001]

@redalert139 i wonder what is the mute button is for if you hate his commentary.

[1MrHighlife]

hey Gun1t123!

[MATT2FOUR]

Thank you sir, May I have another?

[pocotium]

Why the heck is Norway's capital placed next to India? O_o

[flamenite190]

2:12 he's using trebuchets. WHAT THE FUCK?

[Darkenmagejr]

and that simple scream in the beg. causes me to nvr watch your vids again. fucking suck.

[Mexpanda001]

how much does this game costs THIS GAME LOOKS AWESOME

[arkork1]

@Mexpanda001 50€

[Ninopheen]

That's gotta be the best intro I've ever seen.

[tracytbattle]

Napoleans been up me ass.

[tracytbattle]

We kicked d'er a'zes

[gamerscore773]

I'm sorry I'm not sure i heard you correctly, did you say they're gone?

[ECWCrazyBoy]

Dude, get the fuck off Machinima, you suck so much at this game and at making commentary's!

[Shin0vasz]

3:20 *w* paris is burning

[TheSabotuer96]

Fuckin fagget I thought it was a decent commentator not this cunt, machinima get rid of this loser

[spartand001]

@TheSabotuer96 just dont watch his videos,oh wait trolls,all trolls.youtube should start banning trolls

[AndyMcCy]

@spartand001 well, thank you, that means a lot coming from you.....oh wait no, it doesnt, your opinion is completely worthless

see everytime your about to write a comment, think to yourself  "does this make me seem like a complete dick?" and if the answer is yes, dont post it!

i know it means you'lll probably never be able to post any comment ever again but trust me, you'd be doing the world a massive favour

mark koh sucks, machinima can do better, thats my opnion, go fuck yourself

[spartand001]

@AndyMcCy you dont need to double troll to troll a guy.

[AndyMcCy]

@spartand001 sorry, the comments werent updating so all i could see was your fail attempt at defending this video

obviously not even going to talk about what was in the comment which leads me to believe that you arent that clever,

you should probably stop commenting as i just proves more and more that your an idiot but if you can put together a sentence that doesnt include troll go ahead

but to be honest i dont expect much

[spartand001]

@AndyMcCy fail,oh no,you fail at trolling on youtube.so which is worst?me failing hard or being a cyber bulling troll on the internet(coward)

[SpineCrackerVG]

i think you mean napolean was bustin yo balls?

[FreedomAtRisk]

funny guy

[Y0UKN0WM31]

omg u need a challenge and i haaaaaaate the intro

[kfc71]

u woke my neighbor....

[madsrim]

great commentary. thumps up. :)

[InfiniteMultiMedia]

i love this lol

[TrueIronhorn]

BlitzKrieg is german, and it literally means Lightning War.

[SingleBlackMom]

@TrueIronhorn then you should know rattenkrieg.

[TrueIronhorn]

@SingleBlackMom Nope, I'm afraid that's pretty much all the german I know =(

Translator says Rats War, which I assume refers to trench warfare.

[SingleBlackMom]

@TrueIronhorn its what the germans called fighting when they were trying to destroy Russia. Meaning war of the rats since all the urban fighting.

[mbcraggs]

Wow. I wanted to see this as a serious gameplay/ commentary. Then this fag is screaming in my ears. I really wish machinima would get rid of ken burton and mark koh.

[spartand001]

@mbcraggs you could JUST DONT WATCH HIS VIDEOS,oh wait,i almost forgot that your trolls

[mbcraggs]

@spartand001

im not a troll, im just giving my opinion. which is the whole point of leaving a comment... ur commenting on the video.

[JakeyBBB]

This game seems awful. Tanks and aircraft verses horses and spears? Whats the point? No challenge at all.

[Soprano205]

@JakeyBBB this game is great the only reason it would be tanks and aircraft vs horses and spears will be when the other player has not been researching his technology

[Markkoh94]

@JakeyBBB

you can change the level of hardness. I'm playing on the easiest level so I own pretty hard. But there are about 8 levels of hardness.

[wadams19]

haha. nuke-gasm.

[PaintDrinker97]

@PVEisHARD That's a bit homophobic.

[EntmootNC]

@PVEisHARD and you wish I was next too you <3

[JarrodCanHasSinging]

@ster911 no you retard... its german. and it means lightning strike.

[Kalimahala]

markkoh, you sound abit like Prince Julian from Madagascar(the animation movie you know)

[Kalimahala]

@ster911 Its German ;)

[Snydse23]

The french lose another war. Big surprise

[Markkoh94]

@Snydse23

lol!

[JjBowman10]

Destruction is Beautiful.

[Pyromania37]

-_- stop. making. videos. you are dreadfull

[BADASSSANTI]

how to u get the nukes?

[Samzp0ke]

Lmao I found this hilarious, I don't get what's with all the hate

[Markkoh94]

@Samzp0ke

trolls will be trolls

[Warhammerplayer26]

I love Civilization 5 i have renamded this game and called it WAR cause every time i play i go to war as soon as possible :D

[BADASSSANTI]

hahahahaha great Commentary

[outlawkelb]

0:01 this doesnt work for me

[outlawkelb]

0:01

[TheGarvarn]

I don't see why people dislike this guy. Sure, the commentary is not that proffesional, but it's nice to see some of the less formal ones too. Just don't watch his vids if you don't like em, go whine somewhere else.

[Valakias]

hahahaha LOLOLOLOL

[musen1145]

its like a double rainbow!!!

[Somaldo7]

is this single or multiplayer?

[dazmanaz]

DISLIKE only because of the director, NOT THE GAME.

how about some good commentators get in their civ 5 gameplay?

[SteadyEdits]

this dude is well good just some people are just so sad to have a laught

[godsdiciple13]

hey man your awesome. we going to see any starcraft 2 ??

[thecommissioner987]

ok so for some spices i will save your country from my military wrath sounds like a good deal.

wait what you declined ok you deserve to die.

[warriorsDE72]

"busting your ballsxD"

[flammingfun]

ridicklus :P

[Nlaiankev]

Jesus guys, grow the fuck up. This guy is obviously enjoying himself, if you dont like his videos then just skip them.

[MiChAeL98332]

@Nlaiankev your the only person in these comments not making fun of him. ill like his commentaries

[Cili1000XL]

Fuck you asshole....get he fuck off machinima

[robnewlyn]

They make take our lives! BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR SPICES!!!

[AndyMcCy]

please machinima, kick this guy out

hes not funny, hes not entertaining, hes annoying as hell

[spartand001]

@AndyMcCy u could just skip his videos,nah,your just a low life troll

[AndyMcCy]

@spartand001 thank you, your opinion means a lot to me.....oh wait no....it doesnt, its completely worthless, see everytime your about to write a comment think to yourself "does this make ma look like a complete dick?" and if the answer is yes, dont post it! i know it may stop you from ever posting comments again but trust me, you'd be doing the world a favour

mark koh sucks....machinima can do better than this.... thats my opinion....go fuck yourself

[sudoGaron]

please remove this guy from MR. would rather unsub that watch another one of his vids.

[spartand001]

@sudoGaron you could have easily just skip the video,but i guess you trolls are just the same.

[Markkoh94]

@sudoGaron

then you better start unsubing.

[sudoGaron]

@Markkoh94 you're not very good at reading sarcasm. there's already 3 chrome extensions that remove the video and page ads on YouTube.

[OnlyJuicyMusic1]

wtf is wrong with you?

[alexmackzie]

hes gonna kill fwance!

[alexmackzie]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo *unsubbing form machinima cause of this guy*

[cheesypiees]

Not this fucking tard again. Watching starcraft 2 how it should have ended was painfull. Take a hint and fuck off.

[Schmitterlow]

check out WeTheSwedes, awsome channel!

[TheSyphon666]

omg ur voice is so fucking annoying

[TheSyphon666]

5th

[roscha90]

4th

[Marinica12]

@roscha90 Phail!

[Th3Crush4der]

Only n00bs post the "1st" comments.

[locococnef]

its kinda like risk somewhat idk i never played this but looks cool

[jakcld]

1st