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  • but greets from germany

  • politics sucks

    

  • this is er this is awful

  • Danke Torsun, du bist Gott :D

  • One word for you Germans... Dresden ;)

  • @spireitefan And one word for you... -> counterstrike

  • Normaly we have to sing 10 nazi bomber m8ts

  • All I have to say to all you SCUMMY NAZI FUCKS and England haters. WW1 + WW2 (That's for the Germans) And for you Yank bastards who keep dissing England. There wouldn't be an America without us you STUPID FUCKS! Go eat a cheeseburger and fuck your cousins!

  • @Callingyou22

    Fucking English shut up now!

    Remember EC 1996 and WC 2010!

    The German bomber Thomas Müller fucked you up!

    Go drink tea and learn how to win a penalty-shoot out!

  • @BastiTheLoos Yo douchebag! Remeber world war 1 and world war 2? Let's just let that sink in for a while you nazi loving fuck!

  • @BastiTheLoos Also DICK HEAD! Look at the first 4 or 5 seconds of this video. Know what game that is? 1966? Ring a bell? Did you guys win the world cup in 2010? So you shouldn't be talking either you stupid fuck. HEY GERMANY! Learn to defend corners! 1 name...PUYOL!

  • @Callingyou22

    3 world cups, 3 europe cups, 5 penalty-shoot outs(best penalty shoot out team) 2 players with 14 WC goals only the brasilian ronaldo is better with 15 goals

    Germany: 2002 final 2006&10 semi-final

    england: 2002&06 roudn of the best 16 and in 2010 round of the best 32

    the thing with puyol happened 1 time i can say learn how to win a penalty-shoot out to win against bad teams and you should get a good goalkeeper

    you won 2 WW but we're better in football!

  • @BastiTheLoos Yeah but Hitler was German which automatically means all Germans are cunts

  • @mattmoomcc

    Haha nice one dude! Don't you know that Hitler was actually from Austria?

  • @BastiTheLoos Yes actually, I also know that he failed to get into the Vienna art academy. I also know that in world war 1 he was in a trench less than 100 yards from the future prime minister of Britain Anthony Eden in Ypres. I also know he was the mastermind behind a political movement called the Nazis. I also know that under his orders over 6 million Jews were murdered, among millions of gypsies, homosexuals, disabled and black people and others. I also know that even after having written

  • @BastiTheLoos Mein Kampf ( which i have read ), where he clearly shows his distain for jews, and makes clear his ambition to eradicate them, makes me wonder how German people, probably like your grandparents, voted for him, so in a way, they a 1/70000000 responsible for Hitler being in power. I also know that when he became a demagogue and dictator of Germany, he began the conquest of Europe killing millions of innocent people. I also know that in the Battle of Britain,

  • @BastiTheLoos it was not only English pilots, in fact, most of them were actually Eastern European, mainly Polish. I would go on, but i feel I have sort of made my point already

  • @Callingyou22

    and who got all points in the EC qualification?

    we won against all good teams unless spain but we won against brazil, the netherlands, portugal and russia 

  • ww2 and british dont go well together afterall you isle inbreds lost EVERYTHINg inclusive your colonies because of NAZIS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @MrWeLikeYou Hahahaha it's so fucking obvious that this song hurts so much in your heart hahaha you fuckin mug

  • @MrWeLikeYou Are you FUCKING RETARDED? Were inbreds? We lost America because of German scum? I think not you DAFT CUNT!

  • hrm Im a student living by herself

  • 10 english bombers in the air and the GERMAN shoot all down

  • @MeineKuhBonita90 I seem to recall that England didn't surrender unlike you Nazi mother fuckers! Germans have to be THE dumbest people ever! Why open a second front to attack Russia? ARE YOU GUYS RETARDED!!!

  • God Save The Queen!

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  • Brilliant, i remember when a Gemran trucker was bragging in our pub about how quick he could drive to London from Berlin, i said i my grandad could get to Dresden in four hours..he was flying a Lancaster Bomber!! LOVE IT! NO SURRENDER TO LEDERHOSEN WEARING W*NKERS.

  • @daveyRIR pmsl brilliant

  • 0:08 again and again ->looks like steven hawking :D :D :D

  • so sharing fantasies

  • england is like a little ugly kid screaming for attention and bewildered that no german cares for them. die slow on you island called englandistan and keep sucking americas dick like you`ve always have.from churchill to cameron a nation full of suckers.now go run back to your island like the monkey cowards you were in dunkirk.

    p.s. now about those penalties...hahaha

  • well Be kind and nice with me and I will be with you

  • nice song

  • pathetic

  • hihi sensual girl here just for you baby

  • Ironically, the music sounds like German Euro-pop!

  • @keropekerope i think it is a german music act or something that did this mix for a joke :S

  • @KillDeGermans the yanks saved ya asses see the money you had to repay to americans till the eighties hahahahahhahahaha

  • @KillDeGermans the english itself are anglo saxon GERMANS :D so you didnt invent any SH****

  • @KilldeGermans Haha, so I think you're jealous now, right? :D Idiot!

  • lol, stupid brits crying and flaming here. do you know why? everytime they THINK they win a war, they weaker and we get more power lol. what is europe without brits? : cleaner, more peaceful, less drugs. what is europe without germany? : europe doesnt exist anymore then.

  • @KillDeGermans First : brits doesnt exist anymore, you guys ARE germans. 2nd: why do you think you control us? your retarded or something? Oh and yes, if we stop to export our shit, your going down believe me lol. you will not be able to import stuff from any other european country, because we control the import/export. and now go google and find out how much energy, food etc etc brits import nowdays.

  • @KillDeGermans I LOVE YOU

  • german nerd rage in here, haha

  • 'COS THE RAF FROM ENGLAND SHOT THEM DOWN!!! :)

  • what's with all the hating? i am german but lived in england for some time and i think both countries are great in their own way. yeah the uk won the world wars. but the germany nowadays is different country

  • Fuck Germany. 5-1!

  • Well, I am from Germany and I am against nationalism, racism (there is no other race remaining than the Homo Sapiens Sapiens, go and learn!) and the egocentric capitalism!

    But I gotta say something: I do not like this israel-propaganda!

    If I say that I do not agree with Israels policy about the Arabs, than I am no fucking anti-semitic idiot! And everybody who is thinking that I am an anti-semit is an idiot - Just like those anti-semits!

    Greetings!

    written by

    your master!

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  • viva londonistan

  • I only say:where is the famous British empire??I cant find it,i only see a nationof idiots who think that the saved the world.And where is Germany??controlling europe again.Sorry Tommies you can sing what ever you, want but you still are NOTHING

    greetings from Germany.

    fuck the queen

  • @lechugo231 I'm proud to be English after reading your punctuation, obviously the education system in Germany is lacking, give me your address and I'll happy send you an English dictionary. How on earth is Germany controlling Europe?????

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  • @richard229muscle and i guess because of the excellent british education system you know german? didn't think so.

  • @musland I do actually, please if you're unable to use English properly then don't bother!

  • as a "german" i have to say: i really hate these krautz!!

  • @hogalog Lol, let's make love honey! :D

  • you also haven´t win two world wars .. only the USA and Russia were the winners.. And we were alone in war vs 55 countries..

    alot of your bombers were shoot down, too.

  • @Schorfii Britain did more in WW2 than the USA did but I do agree with you about Russia they could of won the war without any of the Allies

    Britain won WW1 though

  • You may have beat us at football...but..do you know how to win 2 world wars?

  • @SelenidsGoEarth chieftain has been out of service since about 1993. we use the challenger 2 now and its undisputed as the best tank currently available, although if the french can sort the leclerc out that will be the best.

  • blacknovember87

    are you called black november because that is when we bombed the fuck out of your country or because thats when your mum had that black cock that resulted in you,stuffed you in 2 world wars from a little island, your boys took one hell of a beating saugage breathe and tell your women to shave, hairy slags,monkey island?heidi klum loves it

  • SelendisGo Earth

    my island not isle, we`ll never be doomed because we have gusts unlike you fucking sausage breathe`s who roll over like our tanks rolled over you in the war dresden took one hell of a beating like your mum took off a german black man you prick

  • Fuck of the Nazis!

  • To all those Jerry lovers out there, may I remind you 1 world cup and 2 world wars!!!

  • Must love the headshots.

  • @sark112002 Shut the fuck up and eat some bananas, Island Monkey!

  • @BlackNovember87 what the hell? weyaye, weve got shitloads of bananas growing here you fuckwit. why dont you nash off and shag your hairy armpitted wife?

  • fucking german sausage breath`s win a game of football with a team of poles,are they getting there own back invading your shit country and fucking all your whore`s,go on seal do that slag heide klum up the bottle,can win a game not a war,tossers.rip bomber harris the one and only

  • @XDarkAnarchistx 1.084 are fucking teas

  • @XDarkAnarchistx Egotronic are german themselves.

  • @DerCassedy

    anti-germans sir!

    

  • @TheShadowInUs jep, anti-german germans!

  • FUCK THE NAZI SCUM, WW1, WW2, fuck football scores, if your so proud of 4-1 then we are prouder of killing thousands of you dirty cunts

  • @ThePrunePranks hahaha you are so stupid . dont know anything about the WW1 and WW2

    say thanks to amercia and fuck your gaybritan !

    We have kills thousands of fucking britans not you haha !

  • @BigFishForBMG Yeah, They were late but thanks america lol, that's what you call "allies" not you dirty, nazi bastards who can't win shit apart from ONE football game, the jokes on you, fucker.

  • it is a very good song!!!

  • England sucks

  • @olliwildeshausen but we beat you in 2 wars...

  • @wilmolfc you beat NOTHING go and get saved by the americans again you C****s

  • @MrWeLikeYou You are Dumb the USA weren't even in the war when we won the battle of Britain

  • @DaleWF10 ehm who gave you weapon to fight even in battle of britain?not the americans?hahahahhahaha they saved ya isle ape asses you prick

  • @MrWeLikeYou Didn't give we bought them retard and we didn't buy the Lancaster Bombers and Spitfires that helped us win the battle of Britain you stupid fuck

  • @DaleWF10 i remember it was americans who gave you food and weapon before and after battle of britain or why did you have to pay DEBT till 1980?any reason you UNEVOLVED ISLAND HUMAN hahahahahahhahahahha ????????

  • @MrWeLikeYou Americans gave us no food dumbass and they supplied weapons to us but we paid them back

    we wern't the only country being supplied weapons you stupid tard

    We won the battle of Britain on our own

  • @DaleWF10 just look world war 2 history when british were heavily damaged after battle of britain and begged americans for food and money and more !yes you paid them back in 1980 <--------the others million years earlier <------------why????cuz you british got EVERY SHIT from US unlike the other countries you twat <----------------------------h­ahahahhahahahahahahaha and where have you been in the cold war between america and russia???????hiding on ya isle?LOOOOOOOOOL

  • @MrWeLikeYou Your a stupid retard there wasn't even a single battle in the cold war

  • @DaleWF10 cold war?you mean when you were hiding on your island while russian and americans were nearly preparing for ww3????stupid island ape DIE PLEASE lol and come back and take america away we will kick you AGAIN :-)WITH PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrWeLikeYou Is that why we had RAF Bombers and Fighters on Standby 24/7

  • @Judjefferys all your RAF bombers were from different commonwealth countries and and also polish and french and dutch who helped because english-scottish-welsh would suck ALONE you Cu*******S

  • @MrWeLikeYou The three RAF V-bombers Avro Vulcan, Avro is BRITISH, Handley Page Victor, Handley Page is BRITISH,Vickers Valiant, Vickers is British

  • @Judjefferys in raf and british army there were IRISH -INDIANS-AUSTRALIANS-NEW SEALANDS and more like french and dutch and poles and jews who helped britain to defend in battle of britain you ISLAND APE hahahahahhahahahaha read ya history

  • @MrWeLikeYou Yeah i know in world war 2 not in the Cold War you Nazi

  • @MrWeLikeYou It was only Britain & Canada vs Germany & Italy in the Battle of Britain you moron.

  • Guys you all need to calm the fuck down. England might have won both world wars and Germany may be better in football but who the fuck cares? The past is the past, and if people are too immature to get over it then thats just sad. Let the haters hate and fuck the rest. I have respect for England and Germany.

  • Love the Isreali scarf ...............

  • Warum denken alle Egotronic wären Engländer?

  • @wilmolfc we declared no war you stupid idiot...what s wrong with you?...the generation,who did is nearly dead...really I hate war but if I hear idiots like you I wish amercia joined war a few years later...

  • ihr drecks engländer geht alle sterben

    

  • SAUERKRAUT !!!!!!!!

  • @wilmolfc : you did rule nothing...you have kicked no ones ass in world war 2...churchill, eisenhower ,stalin and la resistance kicked hitlers ass...you are just some fat english kid...and you know nothing about war if you are posing with it...live your own life you undignified worm and stop laughing about the two worlds wars...sry im sure my english is awful too...maybe you would prefer german?

  • Arent ' t your mother is aren ' t son of a bitch and shut up monkey

  • I hate this tea

  • God Save The Queen!

  • bad propaganda wenigstens hatten wir unsere bomber haha

  • @MrMarcoMatcho Isn't Germany Turkey now?

  • @MillardTi FUCk you son of a bitch , you are a monky on the fuck island hahaah . 10 german wins on the field 10 german wins on the field , they are no briten wins on the field !!! hahaha 4-1

  • @MrMarcoMatcho Aren't all your team Turks though?

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  • @MillardTi Fuck white man no sun in Gaybritannien monkey you gonna kiddn me right , fuck you shit man.

  • @MrMarcoMatcho Butthurt kraut detected.

    Shouldn't you be off paying for some greeks shopping?

  • @MrMarcoMatcho Is that why we kicked your asses in 2 world wars??? 1945 bitch!

  • @wilmolfc Haha fuck you Brite !!! Say to Amercia thanks son of a bitch . Else was great britain Germany !!

  • @MrMarcoMatcho 1. Your English is awful... 2. We were kicking your kraut asses ages before America came into the war. You know you can't win a war, your country is a mess. 2 world wars :D:D:D We ruled half the fucking world also:D Winston Churchill kicked Hitler's ass, bitch!

  • @wilmolfc OMG fuck the queen and drink tea bitch . England is a fuck Monkey Island and no wins in the Worldcup hahaha 4- 1

  • @wilmolfc Our country is a mess? We had the biggest imperium in human history lol.  Deutschland Über Alles

  • @AggroBuLLeT poor old germans, think you are hard and declare war, then go running to your mummies in your thousands because the brits and the yanks come running at you with knives and guns. 1918 and 1945 you are an epic fail

  • @wilmolfc you dont know anything about the first and secound world war !

    You are sooo a stupid Gaybritan !  the first war fuck island weren´t there haha !

    and the secound war thay sanks to America ! all the germans occupied your fucking country !

    if you havn´t hunch , shut up !

  • @wilmolfc Um ok? And where is your fact? My fact is we had a war against 58 countries, were fighting on 7 continents and were still the number 1. Whats yours? You need help from 57 countries to defeat one little country? PRO

  • @AggroBuLLeT Well if you'd have been more friendly and not been assholes you would have had more mates. Also, you had Japan btw. Either way, you got owned and we were kicking your ass for ages as you epically failed to invade us. 10 german bombers in the air... 2 world wars

  • @wilmolfc Russians kicked our asses, not you lol. Hitler even didnt care about england, there were only like 10% of our troops. He wanted Lebensraum in the east. Go learn history. Btw japan was useless. Instead of helping us, they got us a new world power enemy, lol.

  • @AggroBuLLeT No we kicked your asses in the West. Didn't hitler care about britatin? oh is that why he sent thousands of bombers over the channel in an epic fail of an 'invasion'? The RAF owned all your planes and shot them down like they were made of paper. Also, we ate you in world war 1 also! RULE BRITANNIA

  • @wilmolfc Are you retarded? Google The Blitz, srsly google it. The blitz pwned the fuck out of you for 70 days, you werent able to destroy our bombers for month rofl. And yes IAM right about that : Hitler didnt care much about britain. He wanted the east not the west, why should he take a crappy island which isnt tactical important, or have any good sources? We just got a war with you because YOU atacked us first. France was crying and you helped them.

  • @AggroBuLLeT Hitlers primary enemy at the beggining of the war was GB and France, he actually signed a Non-Aggression Pact with the Soviet Union.

    Only after the unsuccessful air superiority war over GB (Battle of Britain), and the fact the German navy was destroyed by 1941, did hitler realise GB was un-takeable by force. GB was probably the most important target in the war for Hitler, as it would of allowed a staging point for an eventual invasion of the USA.

    Operation Sealion, read up on it.

  • @danthom93 Srsly you dont have much idea about world history. Hitler never wanted a war with GB. He saw them as Übermenschen ( Master Race ), they are saxons. He pwned France because of the mess what it did to us in ww1. His main look was ALWAYS on the east. He wanted lebensraum in the east, he also saw the russians as untermenschen ( subhumans), he wanted to wipe them out. He just did a pact with russia in hope, GB wont atack then. He never cared about taking over GB.

  • @AggroBuLLeT No, you blitzed us and wasted thousands of bombs on our cities as your invasion failed lol as we plucked your bombers out of the air like retarded gnats. We didn't attack you, you tried to act hard by invading Poland, Belgium, France and Luxembourg and we helped them because we aren't selfish like you. Just because you can't face the facts, you lost 2 world wars because of your delusions of grandia, and the might of the british!!

  • @wilmolfc LOL what a stupid kid you are. Just a idiotic patriot with no idea about history. I bet you dont even know that germany never started ww1 or? And no we didnt tried to act hard. We wanted our lost parts back, you idiot. We also needed poland to invade russia later. The brits have nothing todo with it. Useless island, nothing special resources, tactial not important. But russia does, if you have russia you have good resources, tactical position to invade whole asia and europe AND USA.

  • @AggroBuLLeT I'm sick of comments by war-losing Germans clogging my inbox, so i will end it with this... Go and learn history you deluded fools and while your at it learn from the british so you learn how to win a war and not get pwned by us brits and Americans and Soviets. You never invaded us 'cos u r shit, we are amazing (and being an island helped) i wish you good day

  • @wilmolfc learn the history ? haha that says the right :D

    you see what you're talking of shit an and you say "go and lern the history" omg fucking britan ..

    You are the right loosers of the war , can nothing alone !

  • @wilmolfc ummm fail? Some low IQ kiddy here is mad LOL XD. I studied history while you were growing ur first dick hair. Germany won over 2.000 wars. YOU are the one who have no idea about history. Sitting on your little island like a monkey and have no idea about the world. I always knew living on islands will make you stupid. Btw who pwned the mighty rome? Whoe created the holy roman empire? who killed all ( real brits) invaded them with saxons and control them now? Yep the germans.

  • @AggroBuLLeT Listen up you Nazi pest, history is measured by success! We won the 2 biggest wars ever, took down Napoleon. Oh and i don't see Germany getting involved in Afghanistan... thousands of people (some even your own) have died due to terrorism and you practically just sit on your kraut asses and let the real heroes, britain, America and the Afghan army do all the work. you pussy out of fighting a turban army??? pussies. 2 world wars :) (and 1966)

  • @wilmolfc the most germans arent nazis, no one cares today if you won 2 ww's and by the way the germans also defeated napoleon with the britains. the germans also had many fights against the taliban in afghanistan, you should get up your island monkey ass and learn more in history

  • @wilmolfc yeah strange huh? Everytime you win a war you get weaker. And everytime we lose a war we get stronger and more power in europe. Today we are in a position, to destroy the whole EU in just 1 minute without any weapons. And what can you do? Srsly what can you do to destroy a big country? Your army is to weak and tiny, your political position is also fail, so srsly now, what can you do today?

  • @AggroBuLLeT Our army is a fail? That's why we are in Afghanistan while you practically sit on your asses and let us and America do all the worK? We have nuclear arms, there is a plant not very far from me, which make them. WW2 was a minor inconvenience the way strength goes. We are the most powerful country in Europe. the UK and Germany are both the most powerful.France would be higher if they had the balls to defend their own country. Spain also has the potential to be powerful. UK is the most

  • @wilmolfc dude stop starting about afghan man. This isnt our war, idc if some terrorist scum blows up a usa tower, this isnt my problem. We are just there because USA begged us to help them. And dont say we dont do anything, just the ramstein airbase is enough. Without it they couldnt even fly to afghan.

  • @AggroBuLLeT I agree it isn't your war, but, still many Germans died at 9/11 and Germany have hardly done anything to counteract that. Anyway, arguing gets us no where, i'm always going to think my country is best no matter what you say, You're always going to think your country is best no matter what I say. Also, the UK and Germany are friends now, so, let's be nice. Have a good day

  • @wilmolfc Yeah I agree. UK is fucking powerful, germany is fucking powerful, actually without UK or GER europe would go down. And yes i know we are good friends today, but sometimes i just need this. You know talking about who got the bigger dick etc ;P. I guess its a boything and boredom.

  • @AggroBuLLeT I agree also, i think if UK and Germany teamed up, we would take Europe easily, and a lot of the world.

  • @MrMarcoMatcho 1) weve stuffed you guys in 2 world wars. and 2) enjoy bailing out spain, italy, france etc. we will just sit here and laugh.

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  • God shave the queen

  • @BigFishForBMG hahahahaha stupid fucking crout you say fuck the queen as if anyone could care less

  • @035ROBIN haha and now ? Fuck you man !

  • @BigFishForBMG nazi.

  • @ThePrunePranks nazi ? haha fuck you i hate nazis and fucking birtans how you ;D

  • @BigFishForBMG nazi

  • @BigFishForBMG picked a fight with us twice pal. and lost both times :D

  • strong song

  • omg!! just chill out everyone, please, we all know ww2 happened and relations between my country(UK) and germany are relatively good, im fucking glad to have germany as allys too, cos theyve got a fairly established and proffesional army, this videos just inter country banter thats been going on for years, it only happens cos weve ot nothing to bash eachother about because like literally nothing happens nowadays :) funny song none the less

  • Shame! They act as if they were so brave. But they are crying and celebrating the wedding of a prince of shit! Try to resolve its economy before spending with gay celebrations!

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  • RAF!!!

  • Wie heiszt der Schal, den der Typ an hat?

  • COME ON ENGLAND !!!