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  • one word, quebec

  • True words from a true man.

  • Turning right on red is not an obligation. It's just a privilege you can exercise, and even then only after you've checked that there's no traffic coming from the left. I hate when I'm first at the light and some asshole behind me is honking that I should go right despite the fact I see traffic coming that I'd collide with.

  • @you12bme HONK!

    

  • @you12bme OH WOW,YOUR SO ETHICAL N TO THE POINT,THE WORLD STOPS REVOLVING WHEN YOU HIT THAT CORNER HUH..BETTER YET,IT STOPS REVOLVING WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP DOESN'T IT..

  • @you12bme

    yeah if you drive like a fucking pussy.

  • WOLVES KNOW IT!

  • Bill hick's death is prove and evidence that an evil satan devil exists.

  • @TheCrookedCrow1 Or it's proof that god is a frickin' trickster, just like Bill always thought he was.

  • @TheCrookedCrow1 You're a fucking moron that doesn't understand his message.

  • @Jabels24 Oh so if you so deeply understand what he is saying why don't you explain then? Fucker...

  • the problem with a joke like that is someone might actually say "he's right" and get the humor. especially in that "mood" as he says. and some states don't right on red lights after yielding. And some streets don't allow it. Yeah, I'm fucking up a good moment here. Sorry.. :D

  • Hicks might have gotten fucking boring after awhile. When ya die ya die. And why're you guys whining "oh all the good people die young." Carlin was 71 and had 30+ years of standup.

  • Dude for those Last twenty seconds Bill Hicks turned into Sam Kinison there

  • @bluez4soul: Exactly what I was thinking, he sounded just like him!

  • All The Pagan Things And Stories Where given to Jesus

    300 Years after he died , So Blame The Catholic and Constantineee

    Jesus As A man Probably Lived ,

  • Comedians used to think that yelling = funny?

  • @turo9992000 I dont even know where to begin with how ignorant you are.

  • @turo9992000 How old are you? Bill Hicks yelling does indeed = hilarious.

  • Of course he's dead, and Denis Leary's alive. Of course. Because this happens every time we get anyone who is good.

    You know what's going to happen this time? Louis C.K. is going to slip on some ice and die, and Jeff Dunham is going to live to be 100.

  • @riverlioness Let's form The People Who Hate People Party... You comin'?

  • John Lennon r.i.p.

  • Pancreatic cancer, if you're gonna kill somebody, have some taste about you. Don't kill the fuckin' Bill Hicks's of the world.

  • @MrMackeyMmmkay steve jobs had pancreatic cancer...

  • @MrMackeyMmmkay thats amazing

  • @MrMackeyMmmkay My dad died of Pancreatic cancer :/

  • @matttylove2

    Why do we need to know that? And I'm sorry

  • @MrMackeyMmmkay I think it heard you, it killed Steve Jobs the other day.

  • @moshpotpaul lol

  • I Just Discovered Bill Hicks.......He is Pretty Smart.....Follow Elijah Muhammad He is Jesus

  • I just discovered Bill Hicks today! He's amazing wow! I have to share with everyone I know.

  • 11 people were raised by wolves

  • I've seen Denis Leary do an almost exact replica of this joke.

  • Sounds a bit like Sam Kinison when he yells like that...probably because they were the same person. hmmmmmmm

  • Don't stop when you are turning right at a red light. You yield and roll through it when their is no car turning towards you. Got it!

  • "you can make a left on a red light!!!!!! children raised by wolves know it wolves know it!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao wolves know it I miss you Bill I wanna cry when I see your vids knowing ur gone we need you!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAH

  • People don't know about right on red anymore in RI it seems. And, there is so many pull overs that it seems people would rather congest the Post Road than the take the right. The laws and the stupidity; go hand and hand; are abundant.

  • This is another one that the fucktard named Dennis Leary stole from Hicks.

  • hicks and carlin aren't smiling down at us or screaming up at us. and wtf kinda afterlife is that? they're dead, shit if im dead i wouldn't even think about my family or my friends, but i would be glad that the ride is over.

  • @squmak Totally right!! What is this thing that people have with putting off the party. As I heard on SIX FEET UNDER, death is endless, dreamless sleep. So why not enjoy your life while you've got it. Frankly, knowing that when it's over, it's over is very liberating. You don't fear that whole death thing if you know it just means your life is over. Nothing more and nothing less.

  • @max86max no actually death is better than life just like you enjoy being asleep better than being awake. The only point of life's existence is to advance technologically to the point where we can build a weapon that will wipe out all life in an instant ending all the suffering simultaneously without any of the negative effects of your death on other people because they are also dead.

  • @squmak You wouldn't even be glad.

  • @squmak oh.

  • @squmak

    "Only fear of death is reincarnation"

  • its amazing how good his sound effects were on stage, they were some pretty good gun shot noises lol

  • @gsian187

    i thought the same thing lols

  • Bill Hicks quotes carlin and vice versa they would laugh at youfags for fighting all go die :)

  • Surely you can't turn right at a red light, even if you live in a country that drives on the wrong side of the road. There are such things as pedestrians you know.

  • @essengeebee

    Surely you can.

    I do it all the time.

    Riddle me that.

  • I wont read further, but it seems you have a bullshit about hicks vs carlin...and guys...if those guys met they would fucking laugh about you...always comparing, people, yourself, ideas, bullshit...they wouldn't give a shit about it...

  • He reminds me of Sam Kinison there at the end when he starts yelling. :)

  • i f*cking love this guy!

  • lol what idiot started the bill hicks vs carlin debate? lol both these guy were above that shit and saw past meaningless comparisons. do you people even listen to what they say in their acts?

  • John Lennon .... the good die yound and prick like bush live forever.......

  • @jojoinhere they don't live forever, that's why its so important for assholes like bush to be on the side that makes up the history books, its the only way for tyrants to "live forever"

  • @kingxciter: History is defined only by time...suppose one day time will have no meaning? I'd love to see God try that actually, take away time for a bit, then bring it back once everyone has fun dipping into medieval and sorcery, we're already doing that right now to begin with in comics and television due to the intensity of competitive consciousness

  • @HeyArnoldsspleen history is defined by the conquerors. namely, euro-american a-holes.

  • @thekillerkiss Like Einstein?

  • Would any of you folks like to see my bottom?

  • @MK360VAL No please! :)

  • Sam Kinneson rip-off? I still love Hicks, but you know that's what you thought of, too, people, lol.

  • @mussman717word

    he didn't rip off sam - if anything he was giving honor to him

    THE TWO OF THEM WERE CLOSE FRIENDS

  • you guys need more drugs...... bunch of newbies

  • Wepmajoe. There is no such thing as extreme idealism. There is no gradation to the term ideal. Something is either ideal or it's not. And the world definately is not ideal. Even you could agree with that surely. So bearing this miniscule piece of enlightenment in mind. What's so naughty about being an idealist? Go back to Fox News, we'll tell you when to come back out and play with the evolved. God I hope you aren't as young as your pettisness suggests.

  • @Hewster

    That is fucking scary. There is no such thing as extreme idealism, what do you call Joseph Stalin? A sensible idealist. There is nothing extreme about turning every citizen into a slave to the communist party, and murdering those who DISAGREE it is in their best interest? Yeah, check out the land before you buy the farm. They lure you into socialist dream land, giving you an inch, while taking a mile. Extreme idealist are called tyrrants, and they are looking out for number 1

  • Then you are an extreme idealist as well, believing extremely in the ideals of anti-communism.

    Ideals are already a perfect state. Extreme Idealism does not exist. People making horrifying decisions based on their ideals do.

  • Gandhi and Jesus are idealist too.. And Joseph Stalin wasn't even close to an idealist btw and didn't act even close to what Karl Marx wrote, he just used his name as an excuse. And your ideas are basically bigoted paranoid ones.

  • Not everyone who disagrees with you is crazy. Get over it. Opinions vary.

    Am I a bigot for studying economics?

    Karl Marx was a philosopher. He didn't study economics. Beings that he was a labor union organizer, my guess is that his opinion was a wee bit biased and uninformed.

    Before you take a position on any theory, first find out if the writer is qualified. If not, it's substanceless. You wouldn't accept medical advice from a clerk. Why accept economic advice from a philosopher?

  • @riverlioness

    I see what you're saying, and to an extent I agree. But generally, if more professions (or the people within them rather) studied philosophy, the world would be better off.

    Actually they might just use more complex arguments to justify doing fucked up shit. I dunno. But you're half-right

  • @riverlioness Adam Smith, the father of Economics, was a philosopher...just thought I would drop that on you...

  • Why cannot anyone question the evils of the former Soviet Union without being compared to somebody who thinks their phone is tapped? I can talk about the Nazis, the facists, and nobody starts questioning whether I need to take psyche meds. What's your major beef with my finding Lenin's slaughter of millions? A position of ultimate power attracts megalomaniacs. I have no delusions about persecution. Is it that you are blind about the dark side to authority? Every strength is a potential weakness

  • It's the way you are using the word idealist that bothers me. Your writing sounds like pseudo intellectualism and you are overly skeptical and paranoid.

  • Is that all your best argument? I'd rather listen to something intellectual rather than namecalling. There is an argument somewhere on You Tube whether there are 10 dimensions or infinite. Is gravity a weak force or a product of the spacetime curvature? How do we solve the fiat devaluation of money? Is the Federal Reserve a monopoly?

    I don't care how many times you can repeat verbally abusive slander. It's not as wunderbar as a new string theory. Pardon my French," Ennuyer!"

  • An intellectual would be a college professor or part of a scientific newspaper. You use cartoony high society cliche, I'm sorry. You are a fucking youtuber with no life.

  • Admit defeat. Show some humility. Your childish namecalling is embarassing you, not me.

  • That was horrible. You can't defend the substance, so you just refute it by calling my arguments "childish namecalling" and think you can come off better in some way. No, what I said was absolutely true. Unless your just some younger kid, you are another pseudo intellectual who lacks a social life.

  • That was horrible. You can't defend the substance, so you just refute it by calling my arguments "childish namecalling" and think you can come off better in some way. No, what I said was absolutely true. Unless your just some younger kid, you are another pseudo intellectual who lacks a social life.

  • @Heeey333

    no i looked it up on wikipedia

  • as Morrison said..You're all a bunch of road apples

  • You can't turn right in Europe unless it's green.

  • not in japan, you cant turn on a red light!

  • nor in montreal

  • oh yeah and I forgot, conservatism

  • Death to Liberals, Liberalism, Expressionism; Expressionists, Maoism, Communism, Satanism, Luciferianism, Confuscism and all the other 'isms'... they're the root of the Devil, and those who believe in them WILL burn in Hell.

  • Maoism seems to be working pretty well for the chinese. Do you remember the credit crunch? Whilst our leaders were in dispair the chinese complained they 'only' grew there economy by 8%!

    Consequantly China now owns the USA. Ergo maoism owns outright capitalism.

  • @Italianlad69

    to bad the devil and hell dont exist, just ignore all the isms and let them waste their time doing what the do best, perpetuating false ideas

  • Way to give actual intellectual conservatives a bad name you idealist extremist bullshit lie-spreader.

  • intellectual conservative? there's an oxymoron

  • @TheHomelessCripple

    I dunno, some intellectuals could be conservative with their thoughts, specially round religions people.

  • What about pacifism?

    Catholicism?

    And just to target you: Italianism...

    What about them?

  • Hey stop the religious rant...you're almost in the Westboro Babtist "God hates everybody"

    zone.

  • You can make a right on red? Really? Damn.. we're not even allowed to pass on the right lane.

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  • uhhh,uhhhh,--fuck it,boom,boom.

    funny ass shit

  • Let me get this strait. A guy with the handle SirSkullMat666 who buys into Anton Lavey and says he is god is saying Christianity is VERY FLAWED. Gee. And his friend hiphopatamus85 tells us to stop believing child like (sic) myths. Thank you, O Wise Ones, for sharing your deep search for truth. This is hilarious. You couldn't make this stuff up!

  • they care what others think.

    Sadly it rly dosnt matter.

    my 2nd comment evah

    Think!

  • You people waste your time in life with comment fights.

  • @aristrocatic I agree and disagree, If you actually make just one person, one person question his own idea's or the idea's of others from an honest place. Time has been spent as well as paying any bill.

  • @aristrocatic you waste your time in life pointing that out.

  • and so do I

  • @aristrocatic I know this and yet sometimes end up getting sucked in anyway...

  • @aristrocatic comment fights are fun

  • To the guy below me: shut the fuck up.

    Shut the fuck up right now. I hate you. Fuck you and everything you believe in.

    Now, why would I insult a complete stranger..?

    "Religion was and still is the backbone of culture and civilization."

    "An intelligent person would know this."

    I'm intelligent. I have 2 university degrees, so i'm smart enough to realize you're full of it. Not everyone needs a religion or someone to follow. I'm one of them. So shut the fuck up.

  • i agree with MPH84

    the whole concept of religion is a belief.

    if you don't believe, then you just don't. There should be no need to have to repeat yourself over and over to some religious freak.

    My no1 least favourite thing is when people shove their beliefs down my throat. saying that your 'ignorant' or that 'jesus loves you even if you don't believe'

    Hey guess what? I don't give a shit. End of story.

  • bill hicks was brutal back when he was young.

  • @mwells219 actually, he never got old. Bill Hicks = Forever Young.

  • @mwells219 you mean back when he was alive? Bill was always brutal. I'd rather listen to his biting rant of truisms than listen to dipshits joke about how "men are different than ladies" or "did you ever notice...". God bless his soul.

  • @mwells219 he was never not young....he died @ 33 and was brutally honest all the way to the end.

  • @soulismissing Aw, c'mon! He never died. His ride did came to an unexpected end, however. But I hear you, brother, I wish he were still around. He would help make so much sense of this shithole of a world we now inhabit.

  • @KillerCracker69 it ain't the world dude, it's the people on it that suck at the best of times, but as you say, his truth will live a long time

  • @KillerCracker69 You need help making sense of this world? Maybe I just answered your prayers. But get this...after I help you see THE MEN that are fucking up this world are you going to do your part in eliminating them? Bill's end wasn't unexpected...he was murdered. I don't care what you've heard,I know how THEY murder people and I know how they LIE about murdering people. If you trust what your gov't has taught you then I may not be able to help but if you know they are liars then I can help.

  • @HitlerWasRight2010 I'm an open book, amico. Send me a PM if you're still willing.

  • @HitlerWasRight2010 murdered by who? with a Buck Rogers Tumor Gun! One zap and you got da big Cahoona! He died from ingestion of an addictive substance which has been verified as a deadly toxin. He used it anyway! It killed him. BTW he also used other addictive substances, didn't he? Ones people squeal should be made legal.

  • halarious

  • stop the fucking bill hicks vs carlin shit. they were both amazing men.

  • Yeah, TheCriminal, I agree entirely. I just let that other guy get to me.

    They were amazing men... wait.. is Carlin dead?

  • @TheCriminal2334 But Bill was amazinger

  • Hicks would take on 10 George Carlins any day. lol

  • you are retarded you don't measure people like that, they were both unique.

  • lol Yeah, you're right.

  • i miss bill hicks he was almost as funny as george carlin. thats saying alot. most comidiens today talk about dumb irritating shit. its hard to listen to most comics but hicks was one of the greats. NO DOUT

  • Bill Hicks is way better than Carlin.

  • short answer as to making life in a lab gggghh, I'm guessing to study it, to learn.... Advance science in a meaningful and beneficial way.

    Just a thought.

  • First of all I'd love to ask why would anyone want to create life in a lab, and the other thing is, religion is a joke - what is it that religion actually do apart from whinge????

    Religous people seem to moan more than the non religous people because they want to feel different and speacial in everyone else's eyes...........maybe?? I don't know.

  • I think non-religious people want to feel just as important as religious people do. lol

  • why do religious people feel important?

    their imaginary friend in the sky makes them feel special or something?

  • Of course we do. I am important... at least to myself. I mean, without me I wouldn't exist. In a wider perspective, I'm not that important.

  • lol You are certainly an enlightened one.

    Placing special importance on oneself causes one to desire to act consciously. And by being consciously important, we become balled up and confused.

  • You're right. That's why religious people allways sem so confused and irrational.

  • Your smoking rocks. People that don't believe in religion want to be left alone, and laught at people like your self.

  • Maybe YOU want to be left alone to your own life, but a vast majority of "Atheists" are just as religious as anyone else.

    And if you can't see that, that's not my fucking problem, and it's got nothing to do with my character you fucking infant.

  • Yea no one cares what you have to say, so keep myour mouth shut bitch.

  • You mean you don't care.

    Who died and made you President of Humanity?

  • No one , What the fuck are you taklking about fool.

  • I'm talking about you getting a sense of fucking reality.

    That starts with small things, like not talking on behalf of anyone but yourself.

    Bill Hicks would tell you the exact same thing.

    Now stop talking like a savage, and grow up.

  • What that everyone is one. Yea thats cool, but why believe what other people like your self want other people to believe?

  • I wanted to say that you're making a lot more sense than these self-declared vulgar "atheist" types who would just as readily believe in a Man in the Sky if they weren't exposed to this new "anti-belief" belief system through the media.

  • lol Thank God... I felt terribly alone on this issue until now.

    Also, nice username. Is it by ANY wild chance that it's a reference to the movie Idiocracy? Man that movie is so accurate.

  • Nope, not any reference to Idiocracy, if I can recall.

    There's lots of friends out there who would agree with us.

  • hey man thumbs down cause you need to cheer up, throw em a middle finger and keep moving. These assholes aren't going anywhere because no matter how hard we try, at the end of the day the asshole is willing to do things the good guy couldn't live with. Feel lucky... and the whole religion thing is insane and out of control, but again cheer up Church attendance is down 75 percent in the city I live in, it's on the way out (just read an article today, but those control freaks will do something)

  • If you thought what I said was somehow depressing, you're the one who needs some cheering-up.

    Time to find a new God. There's nothing negative about that.

  • Exactly. The good "guys" are never going to win in this world because they simply can't live with themselves knowing they are cheating someone to get theirs. Good observation.

  • I'm a wolf and I knew. I can verify what he is saying is accurate.

  • Religion is a joke... 'God', not so much.

  • Guess again.

  • Why? Because you personally don't think so? You'll have to try a little harder than that.

    You do know the human brain works like a filter on reality, right? We can only see, taste, touch, etc. only a mere fraction of what is actually REAL. So it's not very logical of you to infer on this subject just yet... stand behind your sciences! Your sciences that only measure The Creation itself.

    There's a reason why MAN can't create life in a lab.

  • Man HAS created life in a lab. From fertilization in a test tube or creating bacteria with specifically chosen genes. Unless you mean turning ribs into women or dirt into men.

    Saying "God put the science there" adds nothing to anything. It's like me saying the invisible pink unicorn put God there.

    Okay, then. My perception of reality has given me no reason, thus far, to believe there to be a god. At all. Happy?

    Lighten up, anyway. You think someone saying "Guess again." actually gives a shit?

  • I think someone saying "Guess again." - INFERRING something of such magnitude of which his mundane, socially-conditioned experience likely knows little about - wreaks of pure pretension.

    And NO... Man has not CREATED life in a lab! Though he has done well harboring and growing it in a false environment.

    And I didn't say or mean "God put the science there"...

  • riot

    athens

    august

    university of athens

    anti fascist

  • religion is based on fear of the unknown, but

    There is no god

    We are all alone

    There is no meaning and Death is final

    love while you can

  • true, there is no god but still life may be very funny, and death isn't so scarry

    you must only be happy (-:

  • You don't know shit.

  • Oh? Glad you figured it out.

    I think any typical, religious moron is just as lost as someone who KNOWS there is no God.

    Bill surely didn't agree with you.

  • You musn't agree with me. I want from you only seeing my point:

    god is human gadget made to rule naive people... His imagine must be popular and it is... always. When people was primitive the god was made to suit them (old testament)...

    LOOK: god in old testament is a TERRORIST WHO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE, OK? For example look at Egypt plagues... Angel of death was killing women and children only cause they were Egyptians.

    Now god is stylised as superb dady inclouds who love all the people.

  • I'm not a religious moron (it makes me proud), and I'm someone who knows (which is stronger word than belive) that after death I WON'T EXIST IN ANY FORM.

    But I rather agree with decalogue from biblie.

    And if after death there will be a kind of heave I should get there, couse I'm a good man or I will burn in hell. I'm not scary... :D:D:D I SALUTE YOU! :)

  • @vaskasasdas

    upvoted for the terribad english. comedy gold.

  • yes however, tht is JUST the christian view, which if u research is far from original, however, we can not prove OR disprove gods existence, i agree with what your saying in this comment and i apologize if i am just reiterating one of your points,

  • Yes, sure we cant disprove God, but give n the fact theres nothing to suggest Gods existence in the first place, its highly highly unlikely God exists. Similarly, yo cant disprove the flying spaghetti monster but we dont question that its existence is highly unlikely.Ask your self why you believe, its just chance where you are born, or what religion you are born into. If a God does exist, God condems people born into different religions to hell, and its out of their control, but he loves us all?

  • Very true - about Christianity, my faveourite point is - If we are ALL Gods children, What make Jesus so special?

  • we are god

  • I personally believe that I'm God (for me - I'm a LaVeyan Satanist personally), you can make up your own mind, I'm just saying, Christianity is VERY FLAWED

  • @SirSkullMat666 lol im not christian. but this "god spirit" is manmade, and the "satan spirit". we made it, we make up all theories, we are god. weird perception i know !

  • Unconvince yourself that gods exsist.

  • Also convince people god never exsisted.Why is Jesus never the author of the bible ?, apparently that is his whole story.

  • Convince? Surely the onus is on you to prove to people that god does exist seeing as there is no evidence for it.

    Hell even the story of christ never happened, there was never a guy called 'jesus' whether he was the son of god or not.

    And the stort of christ has been repeated in perfect detail dozens of times before the 'jesus' story.

    The egyptian 'prophet' Horus was the first story of 'christ' he also had 3 wise men 12 diciples and was the product of a virgin birth and was resurrected.

  • Unconvince, why did i send a message to you.

  • @srspower - I'm utterly convinced there is no god. Jesus however, is well documented at the time. He was no miracle worker and couldn't walk on water, but he thought he was the the "Son of God" etc etc. That's the only story in the bible with any element of truth to it.

    Oh, and dont believe that terrible abomination of a movie Zietgiest, it's abhorrant.

  • @srspower agreed but with all due respect its the muslims that we all have to be worried about.

  • @xXBlackxRebelXx

    With all due respect, it's ASSHOLES that we have to worry about. Lets rid the world of assholes together. Forget about the Muslims. It is just a name. A title. That's like saying we have to worry about all people named George because I knew one crazy asshole named George when I was growing up.

  • @srspower I hate to tell you. The story of Christ has been documented by a Roman census taker. As well as Roman leaders in Israel. I am not a Christian but please get your facts straight. There was a letter found to Pilate saying "What are we supposed to do about these Christians? Should we kill them it would make them martyrs as well." Do a little research. Do I think Jesus was a great person? Yes. Son of God? No.

  • @srspower

    you do know a simple google search would turn up irrefutable evidence for yashua.as a real man on earth..and the bullshit u clearly got from zeitgeist is 100 percent wrong promoted by known satanists..they dont wanna builld the venus project they wanna confuse u into serving whoever owns all the worlds resources, read u mindless promoter of satanic rhetoric