2 Segata Sanshiro commercial sega saturn japan

[karnovrpg]

If you're not Super Sonic Racing,

Segata Sanshiro will kick your ass.

[OHOHO1227]

FUCK PLAYING OUTSIDE

PLAY SONIC R INSTEAD

[TheRealThreeP]

Fuck sports! Play Sega Saturn!

[TheKnucklesChaotix]

I would take getting beaten up if I got a free Saturn.

[Henbot]

LMAO WHAT A LEGEND

[TheGrotesqueReality]

Sega killed itself...

[dogeymon83]

@TheGrotesqueReality - Haha, actually SEGA owes a lot to the Segata Sanshiro character for boosting interest in SEGA. He was a big help to SEGA in Japan. That's a fact.

[TheGrotesqueReality]

@dogeymon83 I wasn’t referring to Segata Sanshiro, I like Sanshiro and I know that he was good marketing mascot, what I meant is how Sega by its reckless hardware releasing and the dumping of the games that made Sega, made a lot of their costumers loose trust in’ it.

[dffykvn]

Don't try to talk your friends out of playing sega indoors to play sports outside or Sega will hire a hitman to murder you, your friends, your family and anyone you have ever loved.

SEGA!!!

[son12509]

"playin baseball????- NOT ANYMORE!"

[wangtang32000]

this guy is so going in my game

[davidofchinkov41]

when you hear a gunshot, you will know it is segata sanshiro. if you want proof then press 2.

[BassDS1990]

I'd rather play Sonic R, which i enjoy.

[stickfighter9]

Well... I'd rather get the shit beaten out of me than play Sonic R.

[filedriver]

lucky for them they didn't explode TWICE!

[Godzilla606]

press 5 over and over again

[Sanimangas]

HOLLY FUCK NO WONDER SANSHIRO IS SO AWESOME, HE WAS THE FIRST KAMEN RIDER

[supershadow1999]

he will snap ur neck like a doritos bag if u don't fucking buy the sega saturn

[Izzr0d]

Lucky that sadistic pedophile didn't rape their brains out!

[hellofaname]

That'll teach'em to play sony playstation

[Weeklyfights]

Thats what you get for trying to be a baseball star!

[anotherguttersnipe]

So this is why Japan doesn't play sport.

[ExuNavarinIdara]

PLAY SONIC R OR GET YOUR TEETH KICKED IN.

Yeah, I'll take the beating thanks. It hurts less.

[alec1382]

Hell, I'd take a beating if it meant I could get a free Saturn.

[futna]

Even Chuck Norris plays Sega Saturn now. 'Nuff said

[VOLTRAR]

LOL! Its like he did a raging demon on those kids.

[aosiding]

First the seriousness, then........... EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!

[barlog20]

Its no wonder the Saturn did well in Japan,People were afraid that boogie man Segata Sanshiro would beat them up if they did`nt buy one.

[TheGeoXWar]

Kids: Hey Guys lets buy a N64 the Saturn Sucks!

Segata:you better buy a Saturn or I will kick your ass

Kid:then do it!

Segata:ok

[FatPizza6912]

japenese chuck norris says to buy a sega saturn.you buy one!

[SONICANDKNUX]

Press 9 to loose the game

[SonikFan97]

lol Press 2 over and over again

[SonikFan97]

Kid 1 - Lets go buy Playstaion

Kid 2 - Ok

Kid 3 - Sega Saturn Sucks

Kid 2 - Yeh

Kid 1 - Ow Shit we should have not sayed that

Sega Kick there asses

[chillybawls]

The controller doesn't abide to the laws of gravity...0:22

[goldzero1203]

@chillybawls The controller is actually afraid that it will accidentally swing into Segata Sanshiro and thus incur his wrath.

[psp785]

sonic R is shit

[adobezgaca]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG these crazy commercials are killing me :D

[beaver10777]

yeah,im pretty sure thats called assault and its worse that they're kids....

[xbandvideo]

Is he in Dobuita looking for Ryo?!?

[Deokishisu]

@xbandvideo

Yea he was going to play Space Harrier with Ryo but he saw a bunch of punk kids going out to play baseball.

[TheMCcane]

Kids might look under their beds for monsters, and the monsters might look under their bed for Chuck Norris. One thing's for sure though: Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Segata Sanshiro :)

[gethsoftware]

@TheMCcane Segata is his sensei afther all.

[peruforza2]

the comercial might be awesome but the game's shit!

[fierothehedgehog]

SEGA's very own Chuck Norris.

[mprasetya]

@wafflebrother

Super sonic racing, the original soundtrack of Sonic R

[WaffleBrother]

whats the name of the song used in the background....eeeekkk !!!! i must know :O

[lordofark]

Segata Sanshiro likes Sonic R.

Best Sonic game ever now.

[ringedgebetterbereal]

this takes fan boys to a hole new level.

[mircacho]

como se llama la cancion despues que el tipo le muestra el sega

[Net4Productions]

This  is COOL

[silvermoon551]

Sonic R? Why would he promote such a sucky game??? 0_0;

[TheEscapedBalloon]

@silvermoon551

Because it's an epic game with an epic soundtrack that Sanshiro loves.

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

Segata was planned on being a playable character in Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing riding a Sega Saturn

[Ljenkins9000]

Judo ftw.

[opedroefeio]

thats what you have for buying a nintendo 64 instead of a SEGA SATURN

[opedroefeio]

5 persons were beaten up by Segata Sanshiro

[Kenhawk98]

Incredible to think that a guy beaten the shit out of children is a much better commercial for Sonic R than the american version.

[joethehero2]

Isn't that they guy who played the first Kamen Rider?

[ZeroInSanE]

@joethehero2  exactly

[jay55also]

Never go outside and play,stay your ass inside the house and play Sega,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,that was a crazy ad campaign ...

[DJPherociouz]

Clearly, sega does not approve of children playing american sports.

[Japanime20]

I will take playing sega over going outside!

[pabloinsky]

can you feel the sunshine?

[nekomarulupin]

Buy a Sega Saturn, OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

[s41793]

@nekomarulupin If he kills them then they can't play sega saturn

[nekomarulupin]

@s41793 they can't play playstation or N64 either >:)

[cutthehedgehog01]

I guess it's a case of, do anything other than play on the sega saturn, and you get beat up by some wierd guy shouting sega saturn shiro.

[TheSegafrogz]

Play or die!

[myez]

That's what you get for not playing Sega Saturn.

[mr3dx]

@myez yep! This is right! :)

[jjvictor66]

segaSATAN

lol hellish sega

[theonik2006]

Buy the Sega Saturn or Segata Sanshiro will kick your ass.

[Djenkov]

SEGA SATAN

[ristar600]

For a japanese game, the music in SONICR is really easy to understand.

[RazortheBlade]

Most people would have just handwaved the Sega Saturn and called it the worst thing since the portable ass...those people are dead as FUCK.

[TheOriginalSmasher]

0:16 OUCH!!! Hear his neck?!

[JamieBugajski]

wow... a dude killing some kids for going outdoors instead of playing saturn... no wonder this system failed.

An actual Sonic game would've helped the system out, too. Seriously, how does a groundbreaking CD-based, 3D capable system only get a racing game of their mascot?

[powerlessatari]

@JamieBugajski These werent in North America and these commercials actually made the Sega Saturn sell really good in Japan it actually saved the Saturn but they werent in North America it might have helped the saturn here oh and they also released sonic jam for the saturn to.

[JamieBugajski]

@powerlessatari that was a compilation game. that doesnt count. and i doubt someone killing kids would help the system sell better in america

[devonodev]

@JamieBugajski actually, in japan where this ad was shown, the system did quite well.. its the rest of the world that didnt buy it.

[JamieBugajski]

@devonodev Uh, I know that and im not denying it, am I?

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[devonodev]

@JamieBugajski well your comment made it sound like you were implying that the system failing was to do with the advertising.

[lookatmeanimator]

inb4 tails doll shit

[megatorcido2345]

che sonic r no es en donde 'supuestamente' aparece tails doll????

osea el mensaje seria "si no dejas que tails doll te mate segata te caga a trompadas" O_O

[ristar600]

SONIC R FTW!

[skull902]

Sure is better than the American commercial.

Maybe Segata Sanshiro would've got people to buy consoles and games in America too.

[Spynmaster]

Stop doing other things and play Sega Saturn.

Or Segata Sanshiro will find you.

The many games of Sega Saturn. By Sega.

(two points to correct ref)

[VFXNinja]

Remember, kids; Don't play real sports, play the Sega Saturn, with fun titles such as Sonic R and Shining Force III!

And if you don't, Mr. Sanshiro will find you. And then it's all over. You won't even know he's there before you hit the floor. The police won't even find your corpse.

[MMPRrangers]

Segata orders you: Play Sonic R

Segata, I'm your N°1 fan!

[MegaSpiderMan]

That'll teach 'em to have social lives!

[TheUselessGamer]

Sonic R and Segata Sanshiro in one..Fantastic.

[spikeriley]

Good commercial. Shame it promoted a crappy game (the game being Sonic R.)

[conradojavier]

@spikeriley Sonic R is a UK-Made Sonic Game

[Drumz0r2243]

OWNED

[superkeijikun]

YOU DON'T FUCK WITH SEGATA SANSHIRO!

[TheHelldragon]

Oh my God, he fucking DESTROYED them.

[primomachino]

just like commercials today, 25 seconds of crap or nonsense then 5 seconds of shit u wanna see

[BoardOfRandomosity]

why...?

[Deokishisu]

Segata Sanshiro is so damn awesome he can beat up kids and nobody can do anything about it.

[silentazian]

ima try and play baseball and get a free sega saturn...and a broken neck

[Gratrium]

Guess he beats up SONY and Nintendo fanboys cause they aint got a SEGA Saturn X)

[MinimunWage]

If the Tails Doll makes yourself crap your pants, Segata Sanshiro will stop it from doing it and he'll beat the hell of that stupid doll if he comes out... Segata makes Sonic R looks good! And if you seen this commercial, it will prevent you from getting the Tails Doll Curse... AWESOME

[VectorOmega]

Would the Segata Sanshiro ads be legal today, or would they not work outside Japan due to a few legalities?

PS. I wonder how Japanese ad regulation works? I'm curious since I haven't been to Japan yet, but I'd like to know how TV advertising works there.

[Lioyd1rving]

Segata Sanshiro makes even Sonic R awesome.

Stupi kids, wasting their lives not playing Saturn at home...

[91juan]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MG4M3R]

@Lioyd1rving

even?

Sonic Saturn IS awesome, just a bit...old =p

[Jackpacific556]

" So you guys want to play baseball uh?? WRONG!!!! YOU MUST PLAY SATURN!!! NOW PREPARE TO THE THE DIVINE PUNISHMENT!!!"" Segata Sanshiro always in our hearts...

[twilightwindwaker]

Nice Sonic music. Does anybody have any idea what they are saying? It looks like he's telling them to play a video game instead of playing baseball.

[thePl4gue]

@twilightwindwaker

He is. No joke.

[Cloverless]

That pretty much is what he's doing.

[Ch0coDK]

LMAO! This is a great commercial.

[suckmyofff]

Damn, Segata's the kinda guy that fucks your wife first and if he's in a good mood, he'll let you have the leftovers.

[dmsanct]

wtf hes like buy this shit or ill fucking slay you xD

[makensi999]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa tails doll

[OgnarPliskin]

EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING

[theredmars]

TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND!

[elrapido5150]

FUCK YES BEATING UP CHILDREN

[RetroGameWalkthroug1]

i guess those kids owned playstations instead of a sega saturn. thats why segata beated them up

[SupremeDominator]

because they were outside going to play baseball instead of playing saturn

[irwinterry]

Fact the kids told him to buy the saturn and sonic r, which he later did, found them beat them up for the bad advice and left the saturn on the street in anger, a decision he later regreted when Nights came out.

[brennant]

@irwinterry Segata regrets nothing. He went and bought a ps3.

[SupremeDominator]

damn fucking right he beats the shit out of kids they don't know any better but now they do. i wish i had the discipline of getting my ass kicked for playing outside instead of begging for a saturn

[tabrismacbeth]

So...he beats up some kids...to promote the Sega Saturn?

-Tabris

[Hispanic00b]

Lmfao Sega Satan, Shiro!!

(sorry I didn't know how to type the a with an accent mark).

[dziltener]

It's "Sega Saturn, Shiro"

[Hispanic00b]

I know, but that's how they say it in japan

[MenloMarseilles]

Tails Doll was once a normal Tails plush. Then Segata Sanshiro told it the secret of his Sonic R skills... and the revelation drove it mad.

[Gigaspine7]

The part where Tails Doll was somewhat awesome, or the part where Segata Sanshiro directly adressed him?

[evice]

you better hope that he doesnt find you playing n64 or else

[hellokitty11432]

Hmph! That will teach em! Little fools...

[tkayube]

I need to play more Sonic R. I don't think I've gotten good times on the balloon mode with everyone.

[VFXNinja]

Segata Sanshiro will beat the shit out of your kids.

[chan123444]

its almost lie his message was like dont excercise kids! lol play video games all day

[KayToTheT]

Holy shit.

I have found God.

Segata. Sanshiro.

[BlueGolem10384]

and he will be the thing to end all of us

[KomaruMedare]

Man, Segata Sanshiro can make Sonic R look good.

SONIC. FREAKING. R.

[richardmaudsley77]

Yeah, it's weird isn't it. Segata sanshiro can warp reality and make you think Sonic R is good. Atleast until the video ends.

[OrganicNoob]

This is why all the gay shit like aliens invading and Britney Spears happens to America...we don't have commercials like these, we play too many sports, and Segata Sanshiro is out there for us

[ShonenNinja91]

Why Could'nt we have those commercials in America?????

It might've helped the Saturn here.

[ShootStyleZombie]

because Bernie Stolar is a dumbass

[conradojavier]

He's the Reason why PlayStation sold more Copies than Sega Saturn & Nintendo SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

[Loquengod01]

shut up you stupid sonyer

[jacksprat1990]

No he isn't and you're one of the reasons why English is dying on the internet.

[themanwithnonose]

segata makes chuck norris look like clay aiken

[FisherJunkVIc20]

@themanwithnonose That's because he's Japanese Chuck Norris / Jesus ^_^

[theshippfan22]

Thats why in that era there many people going to sega for video games because SEGATA SANSHIRO WOULD HAVE BEATEN THE LIVING SIT OUT OF THEM IF THEY DIDN"T XD

[ajch22]

stupid kids, wasting their lives playing healthy sports instead of staying at home playing with their sega saturns :P

[sjakds]

He kids never try to go out and play sports again or Segata Sanshiro will kill you

[SAGGYxNUTSACK]

haha japanese people are hilarious

[wizzario007]

This what the kids say:

Hey dudes, I'm going to buy a playstation today and we can play metal gear...

Sanshiro stops them and 0:11

After a "normal conversation"

He leaves them a Sega Saturn and says behind them"Get Saturn or Die"!!!

[supergamerbros]

Don't play Sonic R, Sanshiro beats you up.

Play Sonic R, Tails Doll beats you up.

Hmmmmm... a conondrum.

[SamThompsonX]

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it!

lol @ Japan, it doesn't even have anything to do with Sonic, its just a grown man beating up middle school'ers in an alleyway, yet its so funny in a sick and twisted way! =P

[crustymethaddict]

some of the comments are so funny :3

[PHILRYABKIN]

Sega Sanshiro:Remeber Kids.If you dont buy a Sega Saturn I will come to your home and beat you up!Also respect the Tails doll! :)

[CrimsonSnow]

EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACIN GOTTA KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!

everybody....everybody....EVER­YBODAYYYYYY!!!

[xJaysrox]

lol, I have no idea how they came up with it but it's funny in a very weird way none of us can explain.

[dmizzle79]

The aftermath sounds like the raging demon from Akuma/Gouki lol.

[Glumglufs]

lol he beats them up, then gives them a saturn

epic

[VideoGamer945]

doesn't deserve an ad, sonic R sucked!

[KoruKinshi]

Baseball...BAH!!!

[Hamlin4th]

holy shit just noticed something

red kid=nintendo

blue kid=sony

green kid=FUTURE MICROSOFT!!!

[TekLok]

or Huey, Dewey and Louie from disney, hahaha

[conradojavier]

Human versions of Huey, Dewey and Louie. XD

[conradojavier]

@Hamlin4th it's like Segata is Japan's Nostradamus.

[mr3dx]

@Hamlin4th oh, shit! Man - you're Genius! It's really so! xDDDd

[ChaosEmeralds7]

However, no one can withstand the curse of the mighty Tails doll.

Can.

You.

Feel.

The.

Sunshine?

[lunar52]

*speechless*

[sega31098]

So he beats up people for not playing the Saturn?

[TheSilhouette]

Take THAT, playing outside!!

[KevServo]

Oh Gary Glitter, what are you up to now?

[angeluchito]

whoooo segata sanshiro is awesome !

[JuliowNz]

asco de atrapados

[zebdal]

everybody super sonic racing

[elyoda]

japanese chuck norris, jay!!!

[Steveaux]

So he beat up those kids for going out to play sports and not playing video games?

[UncleSamEagle]

yes.

[TheRedNationStates]

BECAUSE HE CAN.

[Brunojn]

Only dumbasses play sports. Smart people play sega saturn, because if they don't, Segata Sanshiro would kick their asses.