How to SUCK & WIN! (at Youtube)

[YesIamJames]

So there reason I don't have 10000s of subs is because everyone loves me too much? Hmm that explains a lot!

[MrMakeman]

"Hated"

"Loved"

*Puts dot at top right corner.

What am I now?

[masterchief98908]

O___O lolwut?

[DragonGuy123456789]

Or that vacant looking fellow from the vampire movie.

[TJPeters25]

i understand the fact i mean second step was about phillyd which don't get me wrong i'm one of his subscribers but still his humor and aspect of he is a gamer is what got me into liking him. i don't agree with him taking his popularity up there with images of boobs which nothing is wrong with boobs but to use them for the eye catching watch my video and only see them for two seconds but thanks for the view is mediocre. Keep up the great work

[Adude64]

The second method = ShittyVloggerPhil

[dkdavid721]

agreed

[theSpaniar]

Hahaha, I love these rants ;)

you should link your older version of "how to become popular on youtube" video (i think it was called that...)

[9886635574]

Reminds me of Fatfuck Phil...

[ketchuplittletomato]

that's all men care about

[luc59457]

@ketchuplittletomato I am a man, and I care for much more than you expect.

[SunSin1000]

hated it or did I love.boob who likes a boob.and there was some thing else but I forget what it was.O well no biggy

[hptwilighter]

So true

[vincent570]

Lol, Nice trick to get views blunty, You were saying how other people get views Etc. Meanwhile doing that exact thing, What can i say though it works, I've been subscribed for over a year, probably longer.

[jjintheuk]

Haha brilliant video, I liked the ending!

[Bmayo27]

Very clever video. Sad, but soo very true.

[JuniorsWackyWorld]

Hahaha brilliant video,

[2WIREG]

Damn blunty your pretty good with a mouse and drawing and writing clearly. Great Vid.

[Miniksa]

He is using a WACOM bud, better luck next time!

[LuckyThe7Tailed]

Ha! Vaccant looking man on the vampire movie! YES!

[fingerone2010]

least shallow and clever !

Top effort Biunty!! keep reeling them in my

man!

[spaik007]

your man?

[Chocolateman00]

not just this video. but blunty is most definatly the least shallow of all youtube. thats it, love his videos.

[max0t90]

Casing point (or perhaps bitter irony):

Top video under "More from Blunty3000" is a video entitled "Boobs are Fantastic", with 4.45 million views.

[NaturalOwners]

@max0t90 win.

[GabesSC]

And how do you define yourself and your viewers in this?

Who WASN'T thinking of fred a few seconds before his picture appeared on the screen?

[alexbarbour747]

boobs! bing!

[theusualtype]

Happy Australia Day :D!.

[cleverhead24]

funny

[theherozero07]

Hahahahah XD Boooooobs.

[Sephilocke]

It's so true. You always manage to tell the truth in a hilarious way. Ace, Blunty.

[daniellynet]

I agree! Hahah!

LOVE YOUR VIDS!

[Skycutt]

Blunty, you're exactly right. You've also forgot the rule - Make a title that has nothing to do with the video (ALL CAPS).

[aussiedownunderman]

ZOMG shhhh stop leaking the secrets of utube success, lol!

[tacoshitter]

your awesome mate, u give aussies a good name.

[xavster]

sorry blunty, I was distracted by the boobs, what were you talking about?

[luc59457]

Does youtube finally want people to be educated?

[GingerDayWalker1989]

ha mint!

[Chrispy89]

Very nice :)

[FlamewaveLeader]

boobs FWT!

[frankis94]

...pure win!

[misfit1978]

LOL Brilliant!

[map232]

Wait...Boob AREN'T The greatest thing ever invented?!

I do enjoy how when I saw this, the homepage had pretty much all of the videos you described plus spoofs...

[chairbluepen]

BLAAh

[moe29]

you forgot Spoofs, and anything to do with 2 Cups... LOL : )

[paulmercy]

Concise and insightful. But you forgot the 4th approach, which is to give your video an exaggerated, provocative title that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the actual content. And the 5th approach, which is to make a video every second day with a new haircut and spend the whole three minutes mumbling about whether or not you think it suits you while gazing slightly off camera at yourself in the monitor.

[xboxrulez12]

Ah....Twlight fans consist of Teenage girls,and gay or bi-corious boys.

[jfrog83]

Ah. It's funny because it's true.

[PandAxFeise]

ahaa I lovedd it.

oh yeahh, and you aree veryy sexy, even in crappy-MSpaint-drawing-thing style :D

[hellmonkey500]

BLUNTY IS AN ASSHOLE!!!!

Do I win rule three now? :3

[CptCool2]

No, your just one of those simple-minded commentators.

[thedudemeisteragain]

so this one fails because it has no boobs? :p

[XTREEMMAK]

@thedudemeisteragain

umm.....

[probotnemesis]

Love it!

You do this with a pogo-stylus? Or just mouse?

[pepiism]

You are the master - boob thumbnails from southbank, saying provactive shit and then right at the end .. "but I was only joking" (classic passive aggressive nate) and the talking about religion. TICK, TICK ... TICK. Thanks for stating the bleeding.

[xLOBDx]

totally true

[Rayza09]

wtf Sxephil is the best guy on Youtube, boobs in thumbnail? you mean his videos feature chicks, which is awesome cus us guys are interested in chicks

[GlowingGenetLoki]

@Rayza09 Not all guys are brainless pigs, thank you very much.

[Rayza09]

@GlowingGenetLoki but all guys are straight... well all the sane ones

[GlowingGenetLoki]

@Rayza09 I am not going to discuss why I hate you on this video.

You homophobic asshole.

[Rayza09]

@GlowingGenetLoki sorry your the odd one out

[GlowingGenetLoki]

you're*

[GlowingGenetLoki]

Also, I said nothing about straight guys. I said that all guys aren't brainless pigs.

LRN2READ

[Rayza09]

@GlowingGenetLoki and i said how am i a brainless pig if im straight? guys like girls, end of fucking story

[lukev7]

@Rayza09

sounds like someon has some repressed memories, I suggest you get yourself a good theropist

[Rayza09]

@lukev7 yeah ill be sure to get a therapist because being attracted to women is weird for a guy apparently

[DavetzWin]

Exactly, i can't really seem the appeal on most of the channels on the "top 10" subscribers.

[gionnan1495]

HAHA THE SECOND IS ALL SXEPHIL

[GazaStew]

ahhh blunty, your awesome fair play :L

[refreakasoid]

Ah, Classic Blunty. I missed these kinds of videos, haha but I still like the other stuff. Just refreshing you know? :D

nj nate

[randombloodbath]

Ha! Brilliant :)

[kiddsock]

Then I'll never get the view/subs that I woud like. I know.. I'll do FAKE boobs!!

What if I did SuckPuppet of the day??

Keep on YouTubin!

[TheDiffusedPotatoe]

1:00 were those all Sxephil videos?

[TwooGiz]

So true.

[TheAnonymousUs3r]

This might be one of your best YouTube community rants yet. Cheers.

[syncmaster915n]

yea sxephil is the king of the boob nails, no question about that!

Hi Blunty3000 what do you think of some big youtubers like him or shanedawson having more than one channel? Together their (multiple) channels take up at least 10 spots on the top 100 most subscribed list. This has a monopolizing effect over the smaller, creative channels. The small channels will have a hard time being heard or reaching the most viewed, unless they use boob nails or words like hot chickz in their titles.

[earthman202]

LOL, nice blunty

[Zeldageekfan]

wasnt the title origionally say fail instead of suck?

[Midnight2ndLife]

What do you mean 'Rules for Popularity on Youtube'? I think those rules have extended their bounds outside of this video uploading website.

[gosha26]

haha liked the use of one of those Wacom pen tablets that you got for free =)

[TheIrishcondor]

just wondering, whats with the hate for sxephil? like using all his thumbnails in the example for boobs and the sxedouche tag? not being a fan boy or anything, just wondering..........

[Blunty3000]

Just an easy example of someone who consistently does it, and has done for years.

[CrazyMetalKidd]

for real man sxephil is cool why do you hate him so much he just talks about current news events with alot of humor on the side....i enjoy your vids blunty

[lolnonamelol]

@Blunty3000 Even though you do the same thing...

[darthbrick11]

@TheIrishcondor it counts as a misleading thumbnail

[MajorSlackVideos]

Great stuff! 5/5

[deepgrudge]

all you have to do is be a asian comedian or just asian or just a comedian

[blakeman64ps3]

@deepgrudge yep

[yahmooom]

@deepgrudge lol just be asian. win

[ScotlandSerenity]

impressive

[tessvgemert]

blaaahhh

[asimsinthehouse]

lol vacant looking fellow

[Maximussness]

Blunty your a legend! No Fear, No real reason. Your just plain awesome dude! Next time try not to diss us teens. Were not all bad, some of us have actually seen a real pair of tits!

[smileomen]

aahh yeah that was a good night...

[Maximussness]

hahaha legendary.

[turkeyman94]

Oh no Blunty gave away his plan.

[lucidaemon]

WIN !!!!!

[throwsparx]

awesome blunty

[ApocalypX]

blaaaaaaaaaah

[godzilla3871]

BLAAAAAAAAAH

[MeltedDeath]

Freds was win.

I fucking hate that bastard.

[GirlGamer1995]

Lol that funny but true .

[ScottRoseVideo]

Irony :P

[hix41]

this video is true and non gay

[Arborem]

Haha boobs.... *drools*

[vaghistory]

this video should have had more boobs

[timshel84]

So if i make a video saying how i hate boobs with lots of pictures of boobs and say all this in a high voice i should get a few views?

[GCVos]

Hahaha yeah

[Maxie2200]

lol

[NaMmOoR]

Totally True

[danetenshijanai]

Loved the jab at fred and sxephil.

It's sad that it's so true. :(

[drago433]

sxephil................ xD

[DemskeetSkeet]

excellent video!

I hate Fred, I don't see why he has so many subscribers, he is annoying and gay.

[dcproductionsTV]

i think i win :D

[DanteForever20XX]

Heh, nice quick drawing of yourself at the end. Somehow it looked more like you the longer I stared at it.

[gorillazmoo]

Haha all the boobs shit was from SXXXXXXXXXXEEEEEPHIL

Hes not sexyyyy

[DemskeetSkeet]

I agree! I hate how he pieces his video's together, you can see where he pastes his best sentences together, almost like a pause between words to make him sound like he knows what he is talking about.

I would like him to post a video without editing it to see how dumb he really is.

[gorillazmoo]

Lol i didnt mean it that way lol i love SXEPHIL i kind aagreee with uyou though ;)

[sintendo337]

blarg cant rate comments >.>

[Nis295]

Lol the boobs was from sxephil.

[kaiserzero61]

Love the jabs at sxephil.

[masterhalo0]

Lol good work.

[Icarnkthat]

Yeye Boobs Lol

[DemonKingAtticus]

Is it such a good idea to give away such secrets of success? I'm not sure about you but most people who make comments could probably do little more than the standard "YouTube" rant on a subject in which they automatically assume they are right and all others are condemned to burn in the fiery pits of Hell for all eternity simply because they say that the cake is NOT a lie. Perhaps a bit extreme, but I'm sure it's been done for comedic satire or honest sincerity, the latter I hope isn't why.

[Penguin619]

Looks like you drew yourself a mullet.

[Lostfaith1980]

Boobs... They make your penis bigger.

^_^

[sethdavid1997]

isnt that viagra? lol

[Lostfaith1980]

That works to. But Boobs are more fun ^_^

[sethdavid1997]

i agree

[FunnyGlitcher]

Hahaha, most of the boob videos were sxephil videos.

[realchris1]

Lol 0:50 Every video is philip defranco's! :D

[Iattacku]

damn he's right how do you think that people like philip defranco got famous

[Lostfaith1980]

He slept with everyone at youtube? ^_^

[samxma]

haha! well said as always

[Daniel569]

lol love this

[radtex03]

I have a feeling that you came across a few of these recently.

[zooomm]

well I see your point here*bing*

buteh... I don't think... huh.

[Wingelite]

*drools at boobs*

[James1Wise]

Brilliant blunty! =)

[DanHill93]

I like how even this video has sparked controversy.

[ProjectD13X]

blaa haha wow, really funny

[ComputerHelpTutorial]

Bing!

[pokemew]

Bing!

You're awesome Blunty :D

[Andrexthor]

boobs!

[dzyubin]

excellent blunty!

[FilMarck]

Awesome : D

[ellmister]

Awesome.

[MEGAwolfy]

blaaaaaa.. XD

[MATTsixteenohfour]

From memory, most of the "boobs thumbnails" you showed were from sxephil videos. In fact, I think all of them may have been from sxephil videos.

[Iattacku]

@MATTsixteenohfour hell yea they are

[me00aj]

Lol, That's damn funny blunty..

YouTube needs more people like this guy.. People who do it as a hobby not as a fucking money-making-machine!

[Luiginerd]

I appreciate your advice (or comedy) but I would prefer to get a lot of views for good content rather than some undefined group of people that abuse conflict for views

[bushbaby852]

Bing! Lol

[Zxdftyu]

I love your new tag line :D

[kevinjmann]

That was funny!

Although there seems to a ring of truth to this. Does this mean that males are at a distinct disadvantage to females due to lack of breasts?

[Iattacku]

@kevinjmann yea all girls have to do is have there cleavage showing and theyre bound to get alot of views

[phi666gr]

lol u rock blunty

[giacomand]

Nice drawing skills

[TerribleTimes]

Buwahahaha another great bit of advise from the Bluntster!

[jakethenintendonerd]

Lol

[xxxbj94]

hahah

[theusualtype]

What do you have against Sxephil?.

[3mecool]

Troll, tits, entertain.

[pcgamerguy1234]

lol great advice

[brace110]

Why is everyone making guide videos how to get succes on youtube

I bet google ordered you to do so

[1glob0y]

FU u 2

[rmanthorp]

Music reminds me to much of 1up yours V.V goodtimes

[pingpongme]

You're videos don't fall in those categories..

* hated/loved

* boobs

* comments

So, what's your success story?

I have never noticed it but maybe you have man-boobs? guys feel the present of boobs even if they don't see them...

[NoisyWolfXII]

He forgot the 4th secret to success on YouTube, which is: "If you don't like what goes on in the YouTube community, complain about it!" Although, that could also fall in the hated/loved category.

[hoodman12]

Rule 3k: Blunty3000 is ALWAYS RIGHT.

[VladCarn]

Boobs are great tho. I actually prefer small boobs to huge boobs.

[kungfoolai]

Damn Aussie!

[deancutty]

Why is blunty always correct?

Haha

[duplicatehelix]

Go Blunty!

[DonDuxlq]

5 stars for BOOBS ;)

[Nannirk]

What, no pie charts?

Man, you suck!

[weyron101]

FAIL

[FilipStumpy]

Blunty = Boobs? I'm confused! :(

[Hanskfheag]

WIN

[ChanielDan]

gotta hand it to sxephil, he's got the boob vids + they're actually funny

[Anthagonyk]

you're the man

[dragonquestking]

BLARGH. random tiredness comment.

[VoLCoMzYaDiGG]

how is this relative to other ppl who just enjoy being subscribed to ppl who post good decent videos cause frankly i have other shit to do than to try and make it "big" on youtube when you see the only famous ppl on this website have been doing this for about 3 or so years however long youtube has been up and running...

[BigDaddyMacc]

blunty the man!