I'm Jeremy Clarkson! - Douglas Fender

[AFortuneInLies]

You're all a bunch of TWATS!

[snakevillefilms]

idiots all of you, this guy is playing you all like a fiddle and you are rising to him...fucking idiots all of you

[craigybus1]

Arrogant and crap. Not a patch on the far superior Swede Mason version. You are just jealous that his gets way more hits than this piss poor version.

[evnewell]

sorry, you are destroyed by swede - but I think you probably know that. somehow I think you are being sarcastic. Or perhaps you ARE swede mason, and this is just a ruse to underline how awesome the swede mason version is.

Maybe not.

[GELisherenotqueer]

yeah you created yours first big shit look many views swede masons clarkson beatbox has to your it hundreds of thousands yours in 3500 cos it's shit all you've done is have a shitty picture with ijm jeremy clarkson repeated you've really excelled yourself haven't you. swede masons is well created with a good variety you bitter cunt

[snakevillefilms]

@GELisherenotqueer to be fair dude, 3500 views isnt bad as far as unknown youtubers go

[TheDigo]

in ThatsDiamonds defense...he never said his version was better...only that he came up with the idea first...and i think its a pretty banging tune you all must be hard of hearing or something...

[martinikla]

Swede Mason's is 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­9999999999999999999999999999 times better and it is the worst thing i have ever heard

[unclegusyo]

I think this is way better than Swedemason's mix. More original too.

[hippyraverocker]

This video / mix is an absolute pile of crap.

If swede copied you then how come yours is utter crap that any 10 year old with a mix tape could do?

[bigbadsatan666]

fuck you man swede masons version is 1000 times better, yours is just repetition, at least swede has a decent breakdown

[DJEeps1986]

Dude,  Swede mason's is 1000 times better than this. quit your bitching. so what you did it first. jeremy clarkson beatbox is actually a solid piece of music.

[wackychannel]

yo faggot! u said swede mason is shit but u tagged his name in this vid... wat did he do? fuck yr mum?

[alfiemooon]

Are you sure this is Jeremy Clarkson?.

[MrCommentz]

Pile of shit, and if you're gonna talk shit at least get your spelling right.

[LBrocklehurst]

haha you're a twat

[OWLovethBL]

You're song isn't a song. It's terrible.

[TheDukeOfGullane]

EPIC FAIL!

[vitamingrin1]

the two tunes and video!! are different ends of the good and bad scale,this is monumentally rubbish.a waste of time but SWEDE MASON`S has a place in time for being world class in tune ,editing AND ENTERTAINMENT.

[hougtimo]

Your comments on this video are positively libellous!

[Webbula]

Is this supposed to be bad?

[zegatorian]

You are kidding right? :D You almost had me believe you actually meant everything you wrote in the video, but figured that cant be for real so you just like messing with people, no? ^____^

I mean, the tunes isnt even near anything each other, and you didnt really do anything that you could get hailed for, thats when i realized you are just messing with us ;D

[MattDuggers69]

lol even if he did copy you he made it better and listenable rather than this 5 year olds attempt at mixing

[themaynrules]

How did he copy you, apart from the fact you both made a song with Jeremy Clarkson in it? With that logic you may as well just search 'Jeremy Clarkson' into youtube and start raging at every video you can find for copying you. Plus yours is a lot worse anyway.

[thanxx]

OMG! you really are a deluded lol.

How can you even compare this to swede's work??

All people have to do is look at the rest of swedes work to see he really is a genius at the top of his game.

(just look at coffee and Croissants genius)

whilst you on the other hand are just a cunt who pretends to strum along to other artists music lol

Its sad really i feel sorry for you lol

but hey at least your getting a few extra views from all this' swedemason' gate saga.

[cheesebag999]

swde mason rules ur tune sucks BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! freakign baby winning bout soem one making a realy good remake of ur song

[jugdas]

If you took it down you'd automatically stop being the target of so much negativity. Most people don't enjoy being hated. However, it's clear you feel some sort of internet injustice has occurred. Your bitchy moaning doesn't seem to getting you very far does it? Maybe it's time for a new approach....

[TheRexel]

He didn't copy you, you twat. Anyone can make a Jeremy clarkson song and these songs are completely different, Swede Mason's is good and yours is SHIT

[jugdas]

Please either take this down or stop comparing it to Swedemason's masterpiece. If you do the latter you might stop getting so many negative comments.

[ThatsDiamond]

mine came first why should i take it down?

[TheRexel]

it doesnt mean its better and you claim that he copied you

[BlackScorpion85]

No you can leave it on, but stop complaining. Swede's song is nothing like your attempt at making a song (wich clearly didn't work out). And if you want to be hailed, you should first make better music. Good music will be hailed automatically. So stop your whining and put your efford in making good music.

[Duraali]

I lol'd. ::facepalm

[dumpyleecher]

How is it a ripoff? It's two entirely different songs, one is good (his) and on is repetitive and bad (yours). Just because he also made a Jeremy Clarkson techno-style composition doesn't mean he stole it from you at all.....

[ThatsDiamond]

yes it does

[VictorAdebobo]

Douglas, your words ring like the pathetic jizz dribble of a whimpering old man forced to come to terms with his own impotence.

[stupidlambo]

doesnt matter who came first. this sucks shit compared to swedemason's version

[ThatsDiamond]

i disagree

[stupidlambo]

al what you did i repeat the same line over and over again. swedemason took the time for pitch changing and used alot of different speeches from jeremy.

[GELisherenotqueer]

@ThatsDiamond you're a stubborn, childish,arrongant,lonely tosser

[GELisherenotqueer]

@ThatsDiamond you're the sort of person that is disliked as soon as you say something if i knew you i would be inclined to punch you in the face

[MasterPieEater]

lol this sucks compared to swede masons and yours basicly just repets his has some variety you freak he didnt copy you you NOB

[L14MJH]

i dont get how swedemason stole this because they sound nothing like each other and also swedemasons has the video parts for his vid which all go together with the music so that shows he put all the pieces together also this is the shittest thing i have ever heard and why do u have the godfather in the background? what r u trying to say about him u should make a good track then upload it rather than uploading pure crap.

[gildo93]

you definately wont be 'hailed for your innovative music' because its completely shit. you need to get out more..

you work at macdonalds, hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha­hahahahahahahaha,

you goon

[wastedmemory]

dont worry, i'll send the wambulance to mcdonalds

actually

the food makes me crap and feel bad. i hope you dont eat it, im sorry you have to smell it all day. at least its the 'msot' challenging job out of all those other crappy jobs you had. i listened to the song twice and tuned out some of each time by accident but i dont remember hearing 'power slide' at all. i promised i really tried to listen to the whole thing the second time but peter francis geraci on tv distracted me.

[posihead]

This is really BAD, unless you just started using Friuty Loops last week, then it's just OK. Don't give up buddy, I'm sure McDonalds is always looking for fresh talent!

[ThatsDiamond]

hey jerk i happen to work in mcdonalds...say what you will its hard work we are CONSTANTLY working, no breaks, in a very very hot enclosed space its given a bad reputation for being the easy way out, ive worked in many places and mcdonalds is by far the msot challenging...all so i can give the next fat bastard a cheeseburger...i work hard, unlike SwedeMason who steals my shit

[mathewf9882]

Oh my. I pity you(!) lol.

[MasterPieEater]

no its not the easy way out its a shit jobs and the fact that you work there means your a scunner haha

[mathewf9882]

Someone get this whinging little prick and all his fucking shitty crappy pathetic videos off YouTube for being such a whining miserable no-life fucking cunt.

SwedeMason>Whinger

[ThatsDiamond]

thanks for the support buddy, i agree

SwedeMason=Whinger

[mathewf9882]

I WAS TALKIN ABOUT YOU, YOU FUCKING PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're so upset about swedemason "nicking" your crappy idea, then why don't you go on other remixes and start complaining about them as well?!!!

The fact is, you had the idea, but swedemason took your shitty idea and made it into something funny and well worth listening to. This is just some stupid basic shit that you put together in 5 minutes, and you have the audacity to say yours is better. Absolutely fucking pathetic.

[ThatsDiamond]

i didnt use 'audacity' i used Logic Pro

[mathewf9882]

Damn, you're dumber than I thought.

[SonOfRojBlake]

Er, you do understand the difference between a ">" and a "=", right?

[MrCommentz]

Man you putting all those annotations on there just make it worse for you. Fair enough, you had the original idea....but his was simply better.

[KelseyIstRad]

what the fuck is this?

[raison722]

HAHAHHAHA DUDE u have got to be kidding me that u think this was ur idea - this is hurrendous it isnt anywhere near ... the sheer scale of swedes. His is the best ... In the world. HAHAH

[FelicitousWiggins]

00:27 *the

[haydzt]

This is fucking terrible. How can you even claim to be ripped off by Swede Mason when this is nothing like the beatbox he made from Jeremy Clarkson clips?

"Start a group. Really." -Paul Henry

[SCTBIRD1173]

This sucks man! Swede DIDN'T rip you off... get over it!

[danrox49]

SwedeMason>ThatsDiamond

nuff fucking said

[LordRasenshuriken]

This isnt even a beat box.... and theres no clips of clarkson itself, theres no way he stole your "idea", both are completely different. His is better than this im afraid

[ThatsDiamond]

well if it makes it any easier, mine was a pastiche of the piece of shit Mr Oizo explaining why it still sounds like shit im a better composer than this video

[xmintyx]

Nowhere near as good as Swede Mason - You need to get your head checked mate.

His is innovative, this is just a relay of 'I'm JC' about 50 times with the background music to Dr Who.

Putting it simply; It's shit mate.

[villageflorist]

Haha, loads of people before thought it was Mr. Oizo cus of the pic, and rated it highly (idiots)

[rallygb]

how can you say this is better This is annoying even i could could put im jeremy clarkson to a song! but i got better things to do!

just get over the fact this is worse than swede masons!

[Moskamy98]

What are you? 12?? Because that's how you're acting, good for you, you put Jeremy Clarksons voice in to a (sorry) poorly made song. Swede Mason did a better job, get over it mate, have another crack and stop crying.

Have a teaspoon of concrete and a glass of water and harden the fuck up.

[tombombvw]

to be fair this is rubbish, the swede mason one is much better, this has al of one line, where hes made a whole song!

[OWLovethBL]

This video has 2,000 views.

Swede Mason's has 200,000 views.

This video has a 2 star rating.

Swede Mason's has a 5 star rating.

I appreciate that you were the first person to put Jeremy Clarkson's voice into a song, but that doesn't mean no one else can do it.

The other video is a lot better and clearly has a lot of effort put into it, including some awesome video editing.

This seems like it was done in about an hour.

[werecatstuff]

i would 100% agree. this is all just one voice clip of jeremy clarkson saying it over and over again. with all due respect: anyone could make this. no offence.

[HarvsPenzance]

Jesus what a pile of shit. When I die and go to hell this will be the racket I'm forced to listen to. I'd rather listen to the post-morem farts of a rabid dog.

[Dayj80]

Dude this is shit, have you even listened to your version?

you found one 2 second voice clip and played it over a song......

One star, worst remix ever. The other guy used so much creativity, you just failed.

Your 'song' sucks srsly dude, tbh you should take it down and stop making a fool of yourself.

[bodok123]

What you have made sir is not Clarkson as a Beatbox but made a mix of him simply saying his name. Swedemason actually edited sounds that Jeremy makes and turned them into a song. The two mixes have nothing to do with one another, you are just jealous that his idea was far better. Furthermore there is nothing innovative about your music. You Sir have managed to make people dislike you that may not have normally.

[Clawsfury]

Are you honestly saying that Swede Mason ripped you off just by making a remix of Jeremy Clarkson's voice? then what about all the "Sparta" and "over 9000" remixes out there?! you dont see anyone else bitching like you.

It's an isult that you're even comparing Swede's remix to this pile of shit. no offense

[JamesGUnot]

SHIT!! Swede mason is better

[Acrimonius1408]

In all fairness, swede Mason took a good idea and ran with it. His execution of the matter is far superior to yours.

[Duggeh]

Your track is a heap of crap. The other one is rather good but not brilliant. Its an idea anyone could have done, stop crying like a damn baby over the fact that nobody sees your amazing genius. They don't see it because it's not there.

[thomashome05]

This is nothing like Swede Mason's song, it's just a fucking joke, just like American car's of the 70's.

[supersteveo20]

this is shit, swede mason's is miles better

[Valdraya]

To be fair its the best rip off of a swede mason song I've heard (it's also the only one)

[MrFalobalobalob]

I could make this in 20 minutes lol.

[majwood8080]

oh i wonder why this has only 2000 views!!

[ThatsDiamond]

cos im not an over-rated youtube artist with tons of subscribers? Swede Mason however

[Orbknight]

Any reason why the description is now a copy of Swedes from his video? Anyway, gotta say Swedes is better imo.

[Ger2k]

This is crap of the highest order! Swede may have ripped you off but, by Jesus, it's better than this rubbish!

[ThatsDiamond]

Fistful of Dollars is a remake/ripoff of Yojimbo!

its still an amzing film but a remake nonetheless

whatever way u look at it, Swede is still a cheap, unoriginal theiving piece of shit

[daisydungeon]

Actually, I prefer the Swede Mason one - much better, and it has a good video too.

[unclegusyo]

To be fair Swede Mason totally ripped this off

[firecrackerg60]

this is a terrible response to swede mason, hang down your head, lol

[m3ld4r10n]

lol?

[Jokkocze]

This has to be among the worst tracks I've ever heard.

[ScottishMTBRider]

this is really bad

[Jesus4KungFu]

this garbage made my ears bleed

[yellacoffee]

shit does not empathise how truly bad this is !

[thetapeworkking]

what in the fuck is this?

[djZiego]

this is not oizo. weak sounds not any cuts nothing like oizo.

[Peanutslayer2]

its so strange and sounds nothing like oizo

[FuckedFromAbove1992]

which is exactly what you should expect from oizo.

[Peanutslayer2]

its not really him.

[Peanutslayer2]

how did I miss this for 3 MONTHS??!?

[whack1989]

genius as usual from eric

5/5

[Vega9211]

Awesome song as usual oizo you are the man

[hanspellegrims]

godfather ftw!

you can hear the theme on the background

[TheDigo]

haha yeah i wonder if that was meant or not

[eszmaloskiblee]

just so f@ckin good !

[gusmactavish]

Fucking SHITE as fucking usual!

[vpTorque]

NIIIIIIICCCE!! Good old OIZO.