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  • Carr is awesome.

  • i don't understand the one where he said the hitler animal joke. please can someone explain it to me?

  • @TheMotionUK instead of mutilating animals, animal abuse and animal testing they tested on human subjects :)

  • I would have killed him for the last one !!!!!

  • Swap offensive with funny :D

  • 6:47 guy on the left didnt get it xD

  • 6:47 Boobs!!! What sorcery is this?

  • None of these jokes were slighty offensive, one of the weakest jokes that i've ever known to cause REAL offence is this.

    Why are street lights so far apart?

    So niggers can't swing to work

    ..

    Just kidding, niggers don't work.

  • neither offended or amused.

    

  • 6:47 DAT FAT CUNT!!

  • @GordonFreeMANness Your an arsehole.

  • @GordonFreeMANness cant reply to your comment washing eyes out with soap...

  • Could someone translate this shit into English? I am so curious to hear the jokes

  • I agree man, I'm way to desensitized....

  • Im offended that these jokes didnt offend me more

  • @ 6:47 tits out?

  • @hughesyjr It fit in nicely right after the pornography bit

  • fucking hate this youtube player with the click coz it doesnt even work!

  • if your not offended then therefore no offence can be given or taken which in return makes the person trying to offended look retarded.

  • =)

  •  0:45 my uncle&his girlfriend:O

  • @3:24

    I don't get it

  • 6:26 wooooooooooowww I mean I pissed myself laughing but I think he might pay 4 that...

  • Muslim in the audience looks like he wants to blow up the building @ 3:24

  • @NexisFilms thats a sikh you stupid idiot.

  • @yafexismyname

    This was a joke man ...

    Whatever the fuck he is . relax..

  • @NexisFilms Hes sikh btw lol

  • @JXEartist Another one already said that ...

  • @NexisFilms I need to go specsavers lol

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  • @Vindictify First, most historians put the death toll under Mao as 30-50 million. But the NUMBER isn't what made the holocaust so bad. To use Jimmy's words it was "an industrialized killing machine" the likes of which has never, and probably will never be seen again. Most of those killed under Mao, Stalin and Pol Pot were killed by being starved to death through either terrible management or intentional decisions. But it wasnt giant buildings designed specifically to kill.

  • @ringringbananarchyFrank Dikotter's Mao's Great Famine concludes that atleast 45 million people died as a result of the great famine alone, and if you add the premature deaths as a result of the anti-rightist campaign, the threeantis campaign, the five-antis campaign, the resist America... campaign and the suppression of counter revolutionaries campaign, as well as the chaos caused by the cultural revolution, you get a number larger that 50 million, and closer to 78 million.

  • @Vindictify but that doesn't address ringring's point. There is something cold-blooded about genocide and industrialized about the Holocaust that many people consider to be more horrible than just the numbers. I agree with your central premise, though, that the Holocaust is somewhat overblown in the context of human tragedy.

    If numbers were the principle metric of horror, why is no one is rushing to visit the "Mosquito-born Illness Museum"?

  • @dorsk188 As there is a difference between deaths caused directly due to another human being, and deaths caused by, say, a mosquito. But yes I will agree that there is something chilling about the industrialization of murder, so yes I can see you point. My initial point however was merely just stating that the majority of people have heard of the holocaust, but not of Mao.

  • @Vindictify Must not be the worst thing that ever happened then...

  • @Vindictify i was about to write that

  • @Vindictify Yeah ok... but in comparison how many Chinese were there? At least if we put those two in a fraction Mao's rule probably seemed less serious...

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  • @Vindictify the death of 78,000,000 people is not a direct result of Mao's rule, during that period, China had also gone through serious natural disasters. The halocaust is about killing, at least Mao has saved millions of Chinese from being massacred by the Japanese army

  • This skit should be sent to every Muslim in the world.

  • AAAAAAAAAQ!

  • @schmurphyy ...yeah...we watched the video aswell...

  • am i a bad person if i laughed at all the jokes?

  • fuckin hilarious

    "i have a friend who recently had an abortion

    but on the upper side, slimmer of the month

    a lot of people support womens right to choose, but i think, if im paying for it.

    im joking i never pay

    it doesnt cost anything to fall down the stairs does it?

    some of these girls i swear they think im made of coat hangers"

  • Put 6:47 up as a thumbnail, and you tripple your views in a week.

  • He should stand in front of people from the bowels from the internet and THEN joke until they're offended. That's about as close we'll get to the most offensive joke.

  • It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights; it's actually nothing more...it's simply a whine. 'I find that offensive,' it has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I'm offended by that,' well so fucking what?

    -Stephen Fry

  • @Liljekrantz Well said Mr Fry!

  • @Liljekrantz but if you say "all gays should be burnt" he goes off on one....

  • @Liljekrantz

    If people on TV are showing how it's 'acceptable' to disregard certain other people's feelings, some viewers may well go out and follow suit, only they'll do it with rocks.

    Don't tell me it doesn't happen.

  • where is the last place hitler looks when he loses something.....

    in the attic...

    what was hitler most known for....

    having an amazing garden....

  • Hahahhahahahahahahahaha jimmy carr is so funny!

  • pissed myself laughing on the first joke

  • Im an offensive and I find this joke

  • never high five a rabigh

  • hitler didnt do the medical research, josef mengele and others did, get your shit together jimmy :)

  • 0:59 cory monteith?

  • He said that Hitler and someone else were the biggest cunts in history, I couldn't quite catch the second name, what was it?

  • @Nailsinmytummy Pol Pot, a Cambodian dictator.

  • People find him offensive because sooner or later he's gonna tell a joke that is personal to someone.

  • he's very very clever. i don't mind humour that borders on offensive if it is done in an intelligent way. gervais is also one to note for this skill.

  • The most offensive thing about this was the part about the 6 million jews who died in WW2. The offensive part off that is that Jimmy Carr forgets about all other lives (62,171,400 to 78,511,500, which includes the 6 million jews ( source: wikipedia )) that where lost during that terrible war.

    Yes, It was terrible what happened to the Jewish people, but they were not the only victims...

  • @DemonDracoFox You didn't exactly get the joke.

  • @TibGaming To be honest; I did get all thje jokes and most of them I didn't find that offensive because of the way Jimmy Carr told them.

    But I have allways found it strange and offensive that everybody allways only keeps focusing on the 6 million jewish deaths during WW2. Like I said: between 62 and 78 million people died in those years. 2 of them were members of my family. but they were just innocent bystanders who got hit by stray bullets and bombs.

  • @DemonDracoFox It's the fact that most casualties in WW2 were killed instantly or in seconds/minutes by explosions or bullets, the 6 million Jewish people and the other few million religous people you are forgetting about (which makes your argument silly), and everyone focuses on it because that's one of the reasons Hitler started WW2, next to the other reasons like what Germany suffered for because of WW1. And you aren't special, most people have reletives who died in WW2.

  • @TibGaming Telling me my argument is silly is more offensive then the jokes that Jimmy Carr makes. My argument is not silly, it's based on facts. The only reason you do that is because you want to belittle my argument and you don't have a better one.

    In fact: Telling anybody they're argument is silly is offensive. It doesn't make they're argument silly; it makes you an .................... (<--- insert your own synonym for not very nice person)

  • @DemonDracoFox I'm sorry, but you sound like a complete idiot. You're arguing that nobody talks about everyone that died in WW2, when there are THOUSANDS of documentaries, books and films accounting stories of western soldiers, Aussie soldiers, Axis soldiers, American civis, Russians.. EVERYONE, that compared to the ammount of documentaries and things about the Jewish side of WW2, there aren't alot. I'm don't see how you take offence to such a stupid thing anyway!

  • @TibGaming Well that's the difference between you and me; I sound like an cpmplete idiot, you are one...

  • @DemonDracoFox No, I'm pretty sure I'm not an idiot. You're just pathetic and a waste of time, you know I'm right now fuck off you old cunt.

  • @TibGaming That's is what I meant, No real arguments so let's start cursing.

    Like I said in my personal mail: I know that I missed the fact that Jimmy Carr specifically is talking about the holocaust. That doesn't make me an idiot, that makes me human an humans make mistakes.

    By the way: Jump in the river.

  • @DemonDracoFox Sorry, didn't realise you sent a PM.

  • @TibGaming @TibGaming And I thougth you already read the PM. So you don't have to jin the river. It's very cold now.

  • @DemonDracoFox to be honest, i think people would be more offended if someone made a joke about people who were killed in the blitz, or soldiers who fought in WW2. Just look at how offended people were when jimmy carr made that joke about british soldiers and the paralymics.

  • Guy's a legend!

    What would Jimmy Carr be called if he got fatter? Jimmy Vann

    What about if he got even fatter? Jimmy Truckk

  • THIS GUY'S A GENIUS!

  • hes a not funny asshole screw him

  • It's not offensive because it's not hate speech and it's put into context

  • @theindiekidable basically, holocaust jokes are fine so long as you don't actually kill any Jews

  • @theindiekidable Even if it's hate speech, people still shouldn't be "offended" by it and just deal with it.

  • the 911 joke was the best

  • Absolute ledgend

  • Fuck me Carr is funny

  • Good except for the abortion one :(

  • the only thing worth watching are the tits at 6:47

  • I WAS EATING FUCKING COCOPOPS WHEN HE DESCRIBED FELCHING. X_X.

  • he got me at the joke about hitler and the jews, and im not jewish xD

  • most offensive ones are the most funny

  • Im a true new yorker but that twin towers joke was fucking funny. So funny i went to facebook to get rid of friends after i posted the joke.

  • WHAT?! THE TWIN TOWERS?! Pfft. That is so the worst of the trilogy.

  • Too soon?

  • 6:49 - jugs.

  • That was the lamest, dumbest and most unfunny thing I have seen in my life. I will go and cry in the bathroom now.

  • @Chonkata1 Your comment is the funniest joke so far.

  • @Chonkata1 dont forget the knife for your wrists ;) lol jk... its for your throat

  • @tmb317 :) You are so funny. I guess you and Jimmy are related..

  • All of those jokes were hilarious:D

  • never hi5 a ribi lol

  • The other week I found myself fucking a dead, black, baby and for the life of me I couldn't figure out if it was necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality.

  • @TheImmortal1979 Ha, okay, gotta admit, that was a good one. Good in context, at least.

  • what about necrophilia? Amateur. 

  • Thank you so much for buying the DVD if you are watching this at home.

  • i found all the jokes funny except for the one about muhammed...

    ...i know what ur thinking...

    YES I AM A MUSLIM!

  • @mostinho9 Here's a joke Muhammad was a pedophile!

    Just kidding.. that's actually true!

  • a little ironic when her nickname was princess Di(e) now wasn't it. Way to go Parents.

  • what show is this? please i want the dvd

  • Genuinley laughed my ass off at every single joke i especially loved the Twin towers LOTR joke :P

  • 6:47

    tits

  • Fucking americunts...

  • @tripmix2

    USA #1 you euro-commie!

  • Actually over 100 people have died because of the drawings of Muhammed. They caused a huge dillemma in Denmark. We have our freedom of speech and are proud of it, but suddenly we were Islams enemy no. 1 and constantly threatened by terroists

  • In todays world he's real brave to do that. I'd rather be offended and have some of our freedom of speach back anyday.

  • None of these are really that offensive. You want to hear offensive, watch Frankie Boyle!

  • @neonlight2000 Not really. It's Jimmy Carr who has blown out the most offensive joke ever and it's here on youtube.

  • @neonlight2000 Except Jimmy Carr has excellent delivery, has witty banter with his audience, and actually gives a fuck about his shows. Just being offensive for the sake of offensive means nothing, which is why Frankie Boyle will always be inferior.

  • @videogamenostalgia Hear, hear.

  • 6:47.

  • The 9/11 joke made me uncomfortable but I have no right to censor his absolute right to free speech. There can be no sacred cows in free society.

  • Jimmys a stand-up comedian, its his job to tell jokes and offend people. If you don't like it then don't see him live or watch him on tv..? I've seen him life and found him hilarious.

  • I feel kind of bad because everyone Awed at the coat hanger joke but I thought that was one of the funniest ones.

  • he forgot "the arisocrats" bit, but in hindsight that joke is trying the offend

  • @Oleander410 To be even more fair to him, the joke doesn't work quite as well with four groups of people & an "etc" as it does with the largest group of people in question.

  • if you dont like these jokes then why did you search jimmy carrs most offensive jokes? dumbasses

  • @Hustler597 Some people like to be offended.

  • i dont find these offensive, but really hilarious...pussies

  • @FrontalViolator Oh wow! You're the only open minded person I've ever heard of! Have fun being a pretentious prick.

  • @FrontalViolator Like Jimmy said, if you're not at least a little offended, you haven't really understood the jokes.

  • @matrixphijr I did. I just have no soul.

  • This'd have been better without all the constant "I'm about to be offensie u guise be ready 4 it" throughout the whole thing.

  • well this sure takes a lot of balls to do this =)

    it was funny though.

  • This was neither offensive nor was it funny..I have no idea why YouTube recommended this to me. Maybe you have to be a drunk pussy to fully appreciate it? I don't know..

  • @ZYBORGBOOO clearly youtube thinks your a drunk pussy

  • @amrfts hahahaha

  • @amrfts *you're.

  • @ZYBORGBOOO Or get a sense of humor. Either way.

  • as what the man says offense is taken not given.

  • @liverpoolmatt87 It means that some people get offended by things that other people might not.

    Hence the giver of the offense is not in control of how offensive said subject is. Its the reciever who determines it.

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  • @TempestKiro I know what he means but that's exactly what I said in my previous comment.

  • God i LOVE him :D

  • The most offensive thing about this is that he's only counting the deaths of the Jews in the Holocaust. I guess the other half, the 6 million homosexuals, gypsies, handicapped people, etc., were just a detail.

    To be fair to him, people do this all the time.

  • only thing that offended me in this clip was the heffer at 6:48

  • Whats the difference between a snow tire and a black person----the snow tire, doesnt begin to sing when you put chains on it

  • @ivanovsd lol

  • 6:50 huge tities

    

  • A joke is not offensive if you tell people, "hey i got an offensive joke". Youtube sucks and facebook is gay

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  • the joke about aborting.....what did he say...."they think im made of cohangers?" didnt get that joke, mostly because i dont know what "cohangers" is....if thats what he said.

  • @rosewell1983 Coat. Hangers.

  • @rosewell1983 coat hangers...

  • @rosewell1983 I didn't get that one too. I need to ask me english mate about this one.

  • @rosewell1983 Coathanger He Said. Children Used To Get Aborted BY Coathangers. ;)

  • i have an offensive joke:

    i was with a jewish guy who makes perfume/has P'd me off. since he P'd me off,i pulled out a lighter and burned his hand. he asks "wtf?" i say "smell it,it's your new scent; it's called:Auschowitz, for men."

  • why did i actually see two people arguing over the joke? people... they are jokes. I am American and i laughed when he talked about the twin towers. shit happened, time to get over it. Laughter is the greatest... Medicine :D

  • Am I the only one that was offended but still laughing hysterically. 

  • Some of these girls think i'm made of coat hangers... genius!

  • im danish and i didnt take offense by any of that, about the muhammed drawings of course

  • 1:11 that would be the TWO Towers

  • @jono1956 Intentional.

  • I always fucking hate it when i don't get the joke

  • how many jews does it take to change a light bulb?

    1 to change it.

    and 5,999,999 to fuel the furnace to keep it lit. =P

    hows that for an offensive joke?

    i support the lawlacost =)

  • ricky gervais stole some of this...

  • I didn't buy the DVD :( lol

  • Yeeeeh, these weren't really offensive. I think to be offensive, a joke also has to be pretty malicious and these really weren't.

    Still funny, of course.

  • 6:47 in the words of jay from inbetweeners check out that jugasaurus

  • Wait a second, let me get this straight. You all entered a video called Most Offensive Jokes, MOST Offensive Jokes, and now you're all complaining that they were too offensive? What exactly were you expecting when you saw the name, and willingly double clicked?

  • @xXxMollipopxXx You need to double click?

  • @xXxMollipopxXx double clicked? are you from 1999?

  • @xXxMollipopxXx You have a lot to learn about the human race. Some people are just gagging for the chance to get offended and will knowingly narrow their views just to make it happen. I realised this 20 odd years ago and thought people would get better... sad to say they haven't.

  • @xXxMollipopxXx Double clicked!? DOUBLE CLICKED!? This offends me good sir! The internets only requires SINGLE Clicks!!!!!!! lol