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@Vindictify First, most historians put the death toll under Mao as 30-50 million. But the NUMBER isn't what made the holocaust so bad. To use Jimmy's words it was "an industrialized killing machine" the likes of which has never, and probably will never be seen again. Most of those killed under Mao, Stalin and Pol Pot were killed by being starved to death through either terrible management or intentional decisions. But it wasnt giant buildings designed specifically to kill.
@ringringbananarchyFrank Dikotter's Mao's Great Famine concludes that atleast 45 million people died as a result of the great famine alone, and if you add the premature deaths as a result of the anti-rightist campaign, the threeantis campaign, the five-antis campaign, the resist America... campaign and the suppression of counter revolutionaries campaign, as well as the chaos caused by the cultural revolution, you get a number larger that 50 million, and closer to 78 million.
@Vindictify but that doesn't address ringring's point. There is something cold-blooded about genocide and industrialized about the Holocaust that many people consider to be more horrible than just the numbers. I agree with your central premise, though, that the Holocaust is somewhat overblown in the context of human tragedy.
If numbers were the principle metric of horror, why is no one is rushing to visit the "Mosquito-born Illness Museum"?
@dorsk188 As there is a difference between deaths caused directly due to another human being, and deaths caused by, say, a mosquito. But yes I will agree that there is something chilling about the industrialization of murder, so yes I can see you point. My initial point however was merely just stating that the majority of people have heard of the holocaust, but not of Mao.
@Vindictify Yeah ok... but in comparison how many Chinese were there? At least if we put those two in a fraction Mao's rule probably seemed less serious...
@Vindictify the death of 78,000,000 people is not a direct result of Mao's rule, during that period, China had also gone through serious natural disasters. The halocaust is about killing, at least Mao has saved millions of Chinese from being massacred by the Japanese army
He should stand in front of people from the bowels from the internet and THEN joke until they're offended. That's about as close we'll get to the most offensive joke.
It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights; it's actually nothing more...it's simply a whine. 'I find that offensive,' it has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I'm offended by that,' well so fucking what?
If people on TV are showing how it's 'acceptable' to disregard certain other people's feelings, some viewers may well go out and follow suit, only they'll do it with rocks.
The most offensive thing about this was the part about the 6 million jews who died in WW2. The offensive part off that is that Jimmy Carr forgets about all other lives (62,171,400 to 78,511,500, which includes the 6 million jews ( source: wikipedia )) that where lost during that terrible war.
Yes, It was terrible what happened to the Jewish people, but they were not the only victims...
@TibGaming To be honest; I did get all thje jokes and most of them I didn't find that offensive because of the way Jimmy Carr told them.
But I have allways found it strange and offensive that everybody allways only keeps focusing on the 6 million jewish deaths during WW2. Like I said: between 62 and 78 million people died in those years. 2 of them were members of my family. but they were just innocent bystanders who got hit by stray bullets and bombs.
@DemonDracoFox It's the fact that most casualties in WW2 were killed instantly or in seconds/minutes by explosions or bullets, the 6 million Jewish people and the other few million religous people you are forgetting about (which makes your argument silly), and everyone focuses on it because that's one of the reasons Hitler started WW2, next to the other reasons like what Germany suffered for because of WW1. And you aren't special, most people have reletives who died in WW2.
@TibGaming Telling me my argument is silly is more offensive then the jokes that Jimmy Carr makes. My argument is not silly, it's based on facts. The only reason you do that is because you want to belittle my argument and you don't have a better one.
In fact: Telling anybody they're argument is silly is offensive. It doesn't make they're argument silly; it makes you an .................... (<--- insert your own synonym for not very nice person)
@DemonDracoFox I'm sorry, but you sound like a complete idiot. You're arguing that nobody talks about everyone that died in WW2, when there are THOUSANDS of documentaries, books and films accounting stories of western soldiers, Aussie soldiers, Axis soldiers, American civis, Russians.. EVERYONE, that compared to the ammount of documentaries and things about the Jewish side of WW2, there aren't alot. I'm don't see how you take offence to such a stupid thing anyway!
@TibGaming That's is what I meant, No real arguments so let's start cursing.
Like I said in my personal mail: I know that I missed the fact that Jimmy Carr specifically is talking about the holocaust. That doesn't make me an idiot, that makes me human an humans make mistakes.
@DemonDracoFox to be honest, i think people would be more offended if someone made a joke about people who were killed in the blitz, or soldiers who fought in WW2. Just look at how offended people were when jimmy carr made that joke about british soldiers and the paralymics.
The other week I found myself fucking a dead, black, baby and for the life of me I couldn't figure out if it was necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality.
Actually over 100 people have died because of the drawings of Muhammed. They caused a huge dillemma in Denmark. We have our freedom of speech and are proud of it, but suddenly we were Islams enemy no. 1 and constantly threatened by terroists
@neonlight2000 Except Jimmy Carr has excellent delivery, has witty banter with his audience, and actually gives a fuck about his shows. Just being offensive for the sake of offensive means nothing, which is why Frankie Boyle will always be inferior.
Jimmys a stand-up comedian, its his job to tell jokes and offend people. If you don't like it then don't see him live or watch him on tv..? I've seen him life and found him hilarious.
@Oleander410 To be even more fair to him, the joke doesn't work quite as well with four groups of people & an "etc" as it does with the largest group of people in question.
This was neither offensive nor was it funny..I have no idea why YouTube recommended this to me. Maybe you have to be a drunk pussy to fully appreciate it? I don't know..
The most offensive thing about this is that he's only counting the deaths of the Jews in the Holocaust. I guess the other half, the 6 million homosexuals, gypsies, handicapped people, etc., were just a detail.
the joke about aborting.....what did he say...."they think im made of cohangers?" didnt get that joke, mostly because i dont know what "cohangers" is....if thats what he said.
i was with a jewish guy who makes perfume/has P'd me off. since he P'd me off,i pulled out a lighter and burned his hand. he asks "wtf?" i say "smell it,it's your new scent; it's called:Auschowitz, for men."
why did i actually see two people arguing over the joke? people... they are jokes. I am American and i laughed when he talked about the twin towers. shit happened, time to get over it. Laughter is the greatest... Medicine :D
Wait a second, let me get this straight. You all entered a video called Most Offensive Jokes, MOST Offensive Jokes, and now you're all complaining that they were too offensive? What exactly were you expecting when you saw the name, and willingly double clicked?
@xXxMollipopxXx You have a lot to learn about the human race. Some people are just gagging for the chance to get offended and will knowingly narrow their views just to make it happen. I realised this 20 odd years ago and thought people would get better... sad to say they haven't.
Carr is awesome.
Jimaera 2 hours ago
i don't understand the one where he said the hitler animal joke. please can someone explain it to me?
TheMotionUK 16 hours ago
@TheMotionUK instead of mutilating animals, animal abuse and animal testing they tested on human subjects :)
generalsawce 14 hours ago
I would have killed him for the last one !!!!!
gangstafassi 1 day ago
Swap offensive with funny :D
TheJackGinger 2 days ago
6:47 guy on the left didnt get it xD
MatCumb91 4 days ago 5
6:47 Boobs!!! What sorcery is this?
MrHcsl 4 days ago
None of these jokes were slighty offensive, one of the weakest jokes that i've ever known to cause REAL offence is this.
Why are street lights so far apart?
So niggers can't swing to work
..
Just kidding, niggers don't work.
DyerMedia 4 days ago 7
neither offended or amused.
Dignifly 5 days ago
6:47 DAT FAT CUNT!!
GordonFreeMANness 1 week ago
@GordonFreeMANness Your an arsehole.
ConnorDJenkins 5 days ago
@GordonFreeMANness cant reply to your comment washing eyes out with soap...
RandomMetalGuy666 5 days ago
Could someone translate this shit into English? I am so curious to hear the jokes
CJDcow 1 week ago
I agree man, I'm way to desensitized....
cheechanchux 1 week ago
Im offended that these jokes didnt offend me more
vinilla 1 week ago 44
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ENTERRAPTURE20 1 week ago
@ 6:47 tits out?
hughesyjr 1 week ago
@hughesyjr It fit in nicely right after the pornography bit
Raventoll 1 week ago
fucking hate this youtube player with the click coz it doesnt even work!
XxJezPeacexX 1 week ago
if your not offended then therefore no offence can be given or taken which in return makes the person trying to offended look retarded.
SidsMusicUk 1 week ago
=)
johnnymexica 1 week ago
0:45 my uncle&his girlfriend:O
geogeoxox 1 week ago
@3:24
I don't get it
1SapereAude1 1 week ago
6:26 wooooooooooowww I mean I pissed myself laughing but I think he might pay 4 that...
liham1000 1 week ago
Muslim in the audience looks like he wants to blow up the building @ 3:24
NexisFilms 1 week ago
@NexisFilms thats a sikh you stupid idiot.
yafexismyname 1 week ago
@yafexismyname
This was a joke man ...
Whatever the fuck he is . relax..
NexisFilms 1 week ago
@NexisFilms Hes sikh btw lol
JXEartist 1 week ago
@JXEartist Another one already said that ...
NexisFilms 1 week ago
@NexisFilms I need to go specsavers lol
JXEartist 1 week ago
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Vindictify 2 weeks ago 9
@Vindictify First, most historians put the death toll under Mao as 30-50 million. But the NUMBER isn't what made the holocaust so bad. To use Jimmy's words it was "an industrialized killing machine" the likes of which has never, and probably will never be seen again. Most of those killed under Mao, Stalin and Pol Pot were killed by being starved to death through either terrible management or intentional decisions. But it wasnt giant buildings designed specifically to kill.
ringringbananarchy 1 week ago
@ringringbananarchyFrank Dikotter's Mao's Great Famine concludes that atleast 45 million people died as a result of the great famine alone, and if you add the premature deaths as a result of the anti-rightist campaign, the threeantis campaign, the five-antis campaign, the resist America... campaign and the suppression of counter revolutionaries campaign, as well as the chaos caused by the cultural revolution, you get a number larger that 50 million, and closer to 78 million.
Vindictify 1 week ago
@Vindictify but that doesn't address ringring's point. There is something cold-blooded about genocide and industrialized about the Holocaust that many people consider to be more horrible than just the numbers. I agree with your central premise, though, that the Holocaust is somewhat overblown in the context of human tragedy.
If numbers were the principle metric of horror, why is no one is rushing to visit the "Mosquito-born Illness Museum"?
dorsk188 1 week ago
@dorsk188 As there is a difference between deaths caused directly due to another human being, and deaths caused by, say, a mosquito. But yes I will agree that there is something chilling about the industrialization of murder, so yes I can see you point. My initial point however was merely just stating that the majority of people have heard of the holocaust, but not of Mao.
Vindictify 1 week ago
@Vindictify Must not be the worst thing that ever happened then...
Sarahizkl 1 week ago
@Vindictify i was about to write that
BMXKINGZZ 1 week ago
@Vindictify Yeah ok... but in comparison how many Chinese were there? At least if we put those two in a fraction Mao's rule probably seemed less serious...
Boratbingbing 1 week ago
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TheMkruss 1 week ago
@Vindictify the death of 78,000,000 people is not a direct result of Mao's rule, during that period, China had also gone through serious natural disasters. The halocaust is about killing, at least Mao has saved millions of Chinese from being massacred by the Japanese army
haidway 1 week ago
This skit should be sent to every Muslim in the world.
mercedescl 2 weeks ago
AAAAAAAAAQ!
AvoidDrunkDialing 2 weeks ago
@schmurphyy ...yeah...we watched the video aswell...
Crossneen 2 weeks ago
am i a bad person if i laughed at all the jokes?
loocow1554 2 weeks ago
fuckin hilarious
"i have a friend who recently had an abortion
but on the upper side, slimmer of the month
a lot of people support womens right to choose, but i think, if im paying for it.
im joking i never pay
it doesnt cost anything to fall down the stairs does it?
some of these girls i swear they think im made of coat hangers"
schmurphyy 2 weeks ago
Put 6:47 up as a thumbnail, and you tripple your views in a week.
yourtubesucker 2 weeks ago
He should stand in front of people from the bowels from the internet and THEN joke until they're offended. That's about as close we'll get to the most offensive joke.
FHomeBrew 2 weeks ago
It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights; it's actually nothing more...it's simply a whine. 'I find that offensive,' it has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I'm offended by that,' well so fucking what?
-Stephen Fry
Liljekrantz 2 weeks ago 101
@Liljekrantz Well said Mr Fry!
TheSupernaturalGuy 6 days ago
@Liljekrantz but if you say "all gays should be burnt" he goes off on one....
robdavid1111 6 days ago
@Liljekrantz
If people on TV are showing how it's 'acceptable' to disregard certain other people's feelings, some viewers may well go out and follow suit, only they'll do it with rocks.
Don't tell me it doesn't happen.
slack3rb1tch 2 days ago
where is the last place hitler looks when he loses something.....
in the attic...
what was hitler most known for....
having an amazing garden....
markycincy3 2 weeks ago
Hahahhahahahahahahahaha jimmy carr is so funny!
MrHuddy8 3 weeks ago
pissed myself laughing on the first joke
TheFubz 3 weeks ago
Im an offensive and I find this joke
RottingCorpse100 3 weeks ago
never high five a rabigh
Sarahtothe5 3 weeks ago
hitler didnt do the medical research, josef mengele and others did, get your shit together jimmy :)
D3M0N1996 3 weeks ago
0:59 cory monteith?
DirtbikingScum 3 weeks ago
He said that Hitler and someone else were the biggest cunts in history, I couldn't quite catch the second name, what was it?
Nailsinmytummy 3 weeks ago
@Nailsinmytummy Pol Pot, a Cambodian dictator.
JofOblie 3 weeks ago
People find him offensive because sooner or later he's gonna tell a joke that is personal to someone.
hitmancoolio 3 weeks ago
he's very very clever. i don't mind humour that borders on offensive if it is done in an intelligent way. gervais is also one to note for this skill.
theotendleeey 3 weeks ago 3
The most offensive thing about this was the part about the 6 million jews who died in WW2. The offensive part off that is that Jimmy Carr forgets about all other lives (62,171,400 to 78,511,500, which includes the 6 million jews ( source: wikipedia )) that where lost during that terrible war.
Yes, It was terrible what happened to the Jewish people, but they were not the only victims...
DemonDracoFox 3 weeks ago
@DemonDracoFox You didn't exactly get the joke.
TibGaming 3 weeks ago
@TibGaming To be honest; I did get all thje jokes and most of them I didn't find that offensive because of the way Jimmy Carr told them.
But I have allways found it strange and offensive that everybody allways only keeps focusing on the 6 million jewish deaths during WW2. Like I said: between 62 and 78 million people died in those years. 2 of them were members of my family. but they were just innocent bystanders who got hit by stray bullets and bombs.
DemonDracoFox 3 weeks ago
@DemonDracoFox It's the fact that most casualties in WW2 were killed instantly or in seconds/minutes by explosions or bullets, the 6 million Jewish people and the other few million religous people you are forgetting about (which makes your argument silly), and everyone focuses on it because that's one of the reasons Hitler started WW2, next to the other reasons like what Germany suffered for because of WW1. And you aren't special, most people have reletives who died in WW2.
TibGaming 3 weeks ago
@TibGaming Telling me my argument is silly is more offensive then the jokes that Jimmy Carr makes. My argument is not silly, it's based on facts. The only reason you do that is because you want to belittle my argument and you don't have a better one.
In fact: Telling anybody they're argument is silly is offensive. It doesn't make they're argument silly; it makes you an .................... (<--- insert your own synonym for not very nice person)
DemonDracoFox 3 weeks ago
@DemonDracoFox I'm sorry, but you sound like a complete idiot. You're arguing that nobody talks about everyone that died in WW2, when there are THOUSANDS of documentaries, books and films accounting stories of western soldiers, Aussie soldiers, Axis soldiers, American civis, Russians.. EVERYONE, that compared to the ammount of documentaries and things about the Jewish side of WW2, there aren't alot. I'm don't see how you take offence to such a stupid thing anyway!
TibGaming 3 weeks ago
@TibGaming Well that's the difference between you and me; I sound like an cpmplete idiot, you are one...
DemonDracoFox 3 weeks ago
@DemonDracoFox No, I'm pretty sure I'm not an idiot. You're just pathetic and a waste of time, you know I'm right now fuck off you old cunt.
TibGaming 3 weeks ago
@TibGaming That's is what I meant, No real arguments so let's start cursing.
Like I said in my personal mail: I know that I missed the fact that Jimmy Carr specifically is talking about the holocaust. That doesn't make me an idiot, that makes me human an humans make mistakes.
By the way: Jump in the river.
DemonDracoFox 3 weeks ago
@DemonDracoFox Sorry, didn't realise you sent a PM.
TibGaming 3 weeks ago
@TibGaming @TibGaming And I thougth you already read the PM. So you don't have to jin the river. It's very cold now.
DemonDracoFox 3 weeks ago
@DemonDracoFox to be honest, i think people would be more offended if someone made a joke about people who were killed in the blitz, or soldiers who fought in WW2. Just look at how offended people were when jimmy carr made that joke about british soldiers and the paralymics.
TheYoo2b 1 week ago
Guy's a legend!
What would Jimmy Carr be called if he got fatter? Jimmy Vann
What about if he got even fatter? Jimmy Truckk
crazygoat85 3 weeks ago
THIS GUY'S A GENIUS!
Peterplayingguitar 3 weeks ago
hes a not funny asshole screw him
philliesphan1998 3 weeks ago
It's not offensive because it's not hate speech and it's put into context
theindiekidable 3 weeks ago 14
@theindiekidable basically, holocaust jokes are fine so long as you don't actually kill any Jews
MrOdsplut 1 week ago
@theindiekidable Even if it's hate speech, people still shouldn't be "offended" by it and just deal with it.
Menegoth 5 days ago
the 911 joke was the best
Liam9673 3 weeks ago
Absolute ledgend
duncandar 3 weeks ago
Fuck me Carr is funny
Ag3ntDetroit 3 weeks ago
Good except for the abortion one :(
richieh1980 3 weeks ago
the only thing worth watching are the tits at 6:47
MrMrbruce7 3 weeks ago
I WAS EATING FUCKING COCOPOPS WHEN HE DESCRIBED FELCHING. X_X.
Harudath 3 weeks ago
he got me at the joke about hitler and the jews, and im not jewish xD
gravino555 3 weeks ago
most offensive ones are the most funny
Denizen36 4 weeks ago
Im a true new yorker but that twin towers joke was fucking funny. So funny i went to facebook to get rid of friends after i posted the joke.
KittyFX 4 weeks ago
WHAT?! THE TWIN TOWERS?! Pfft. That is so the worst of the trilogy.
shinobijikininki 4 weeks ago
Too soon?
GamekeeperX 4 weeks ago
6:49 - jugs.
olafthebard 4 weeks ago 2
That was the lamest, dumbest and most unfunny thing I have seen in my life. I will go and cry in the bathroom now.
Chonkata1 1 month ago
@Chonkata1 Your comment is the funniest joke so far.
laiosto 4 weeks ago
@Chonkata1 dont forget the knife for your wrists ;) lol jk... its for your throat
tmb317 4 weeks ago
@tmb317 :) You are so funny. I guess you and Jimmy are related..
Chonkata1 3 weeks ago
All of those jokes were hilarious:D
bluevenom50 1 month ago
never hi5 a ribi lol
AJsterr 1 month ago
The other week I found myself fucking a dead, black, baby and for the life of me I couldn't figure out if it was necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality.
TheImmortal1979 1 month ago
@TheImmortal1979 Ha, okay, gotta admit, that was a good one. Good in context, at least.
Buffoon1980 1 month ago
what about necrophilia? Amateur.
jony1710 1 month ago
Thank you so much for buying the DVD if you are watching this at home.
smaug100 1 month ago 57
i found all the jokes funny except for the one about muhammed...
...i know what ur thinking...
YES I AM A MUSLIM!
mostinho9 1 month ago
@mostinho9 Here's a joke Muhammad was a pedophile!
Just kidding.. that's actually true!
delirium1326 1 month ago
a little ironic when her nickname was princess Di(e) now wasn't it. Way to go Parents.
AaronATG 1 month ago
what show is this? please i want the dvd
98dpac 1 month ago
Genuinley laughed my ass off at every single joke i especially loved the Twin towers LOTR joke :P
WoWHaZ51 1 month ago
6:47
tits
TheTotalRugby 1 month ago
Fucking americunts...
tripmix2 1 month ago
@tripmix2
USA #1 you euro-commie!
EikC 1 month ago
Actually over 100 people have died because of the drawings of Muhammed. They caused a huge dillemma in Denmark. We have our freedom of speech and are proud of it, but suddenly we were Islams enemy no. 1 and constantly threatened by terroists
fckcf 1 month ago
In todays world he's real brave to do that. I'd rather be offended and have some of our freedom of speach back anyday.
goatsawar02 1 month ago
None of these are really that offensive. You want to hear offensive, watch Frankie Boyle!
neonlight2000 1 month ago 20
@neonlight2000 Not really. It's Jimmy Carr who has blown out the most offensive joke ever and it's here on youtube.
sooperfukker 2 weeks ago
@neonlight2000 Except Jimmy Carr has excellent delivery, has witty banter with his audience, and actually gives a fuck about his shows. Just being offensive for the sake of offensive means nothing, which is why Frankie Boyle will always be inferior.
videogamenostalgia 2 weeks ago
@videogamenostalgia Hear, hear.
Seiyanashi 2 weeks ago
6:47.
sneasalmaster 1 month ago
The 9/11 joke made me uncomfortable but I have no right to censor his absolute right to free speech. There can be no sacred cows in free society.
preemptivestrike20 1 month ago
Jimmys a stand-up comedian, its his job to tell jokes and offend people. If you don't like it then don't see him live or watch him on tv..? I've seen him life and found him hilarious.
N0FutureReflecti0ns 1 month ago
I feel kind of bad because everyone Awed at the coat hanger joke but I thought that was one of the funniest ones.
NewEarth15 1 month ago
he forgot "the arisocrats" bit, but in hindsight that joke is trying the offend
the3rdjoker 1 month ago
@Oleander410 To be even more fair to him, the joke doesn't work quite as well with four groups of people & an "etc" as it does with the largest group of people in question.
PaperJoelio 1 month ago
if you dont like these jokes then why did you search jimmy carrs most offensive jokes? dumbasses
Hustler597 1 month ago
@Hustler597 Some people like to be offended.
Mullahgrrl 1 month ago
i dont find these offensive, but really hilarious...pussies
FrontalViolator 1 month ago 85
@FrontalViolator Oh wow! You're the only open minded person I've ever heard of! Have fun being a pretentious prick.
Wootangi 1 month ago
@FrontalViolator Like Jimmy said, if you're not at least a little offended, you haven't really understood the jokes.
matrixphijr 4 weeks ago
@matrixphijr I did. I just have no soul.
HardPencilSketch 3 weeks ago
This'd have been better without all the constant "I'm about to be offensie u guise be ready 4 it" throughout the whole thing.
MrCattlehunter 1 month ago
well this sure takes a lot of balls to do this =)
it was funny though.
lopatamd 1 month ago
This was neither offensive nor was it funny..I have no idea why YouTube recommended this to me. Maybe you have to be a drunk pussy to fully appreciate it? I don't know..
ZYBORGBOOO 1 month ago
@ZYBORGBOOO clearly youtube thinks your a drunk pussy
amrfts 1 month ago 27
@amrfts hahahaha
Shift4chizzle 1 month ago
@amrfts *you're.
TotalSnivy 1 month ago
@ZYBORGBOOO Or get a sense of humor. Either way.
OCPios62 1 month ago
as what the man says offense is taken not given.
liverpoolmatt87 1 month ago
@liverpoolmatt87 It means that some people get offended by things that other people might not.
Hence the giver of the offense is not in control of how offensive said subject is. Its the reciever who determines it.
TempestKiro 1 month ago
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liverpoolmatt87 1 month ago
@TempestKiro I know what he means but that's exactly what I said in my previous comment.
liverpoolmatt87 1 month ago
God i LOVE him :D
ExtremlyUSELESS 1 month ago
The most offensive thing about this is that he's only counting the deaths of the Jews in the Holocaust. I guess the other half, the 6 million homosexuals, gypsies, handicapped people, etc., were just a detail.
To be fair to him, people do this all the time.
Oleander410 1 month ago
only thing that offended me in this clip was the heffer at 6:48
Fevr001 1 month ago 2
Whats the difference between a snow tire and a black person----the snow tire, doesnt begin to sing when you put chains on it
ivanovsd 1 month ago
@ivanovsd lol
dvidae 1 month ago
6:50 huge tities
kgfstgc 1 month ago
A joke is not offensive if you tell people, "hey i got an offensive joke". Youtube sucks and facebook is gay
thebluefus 1 month ago
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haha get on the lad at 6:47, its like an allegory for the progression of man ... retard to genius all in 1 second
TheBigCricket 1 month ago
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TheBigCricket 1 month ago
the joke about aborting.....what did he say...."they think im made of cohangers?" didnt get that joke, mostly because i dont know what "cohangers" is....if thats what he said.
rosewell1983 1 month ago
@rosewell1983 Coat. Hangers.
MstrDialup 1 month ago
@rosewell1983 coat hangers...
MrBellBelly 1 month ago
@rosewell1983 I didn't get that one too. I need to ask me english mate about this one.
Tnargav 1 month ago
@rosewell1983 Coathanger He Said. Children Used To Get Aborted BY Coathangers. ;)
jwatlow666 1 month ago
i have an offensive joke:
i was with a jewish guy who makes perfume/has P'd me off. since he P'd me off,i pulled out a lighter and burned his hand. he asks "wtf?" i say "smell it,it's your new scent; it's called:Auschowitz, for men."
inevercouldknow 1 month ago 3
why did i actually see two people arguing over the joke? people... they are jokes. I am American and i laughed when he talked about the twin towers. shit happened, time to get over it. Laughter is the greatest... Medicine :D
ARomanianKid14 1 month ago 3
Am I the only one that was offended but still laughing hysterically.
grkpektis 1 month ago
Some of these girls think i'm made of coat hangers... genius!
confinedspace2006 1 month ago
im danish and i didnt take offense by any of that, about the muhammed drawings of course
bluesk8erboi 1 month ago
1:11 that would be the TWO Towers
jono1956 1 month ago 2
@jono1956 Intentional.
goddamnkidstoday 1 month ago
@goddamnkidstoday why?
jono1956 1 month ago
I always fucking hate it when i don't get the joke
moviebot9000 1 month ago
how many jews does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change it.
and 5,999,999 to fuel the furnace to keep it lit. =P
hows that for an offensive joke?
i support the lawlacost =)
178thbattlegroup 1 month ago
ricky gervais stole some of this...
TheAbelinc2 1 month ago
I didn't buy the DVD :( lol
snowmane2123 1 month ago
Yeeeeh, these weren't really offensive. I think to be offensive, a joke also has to be pretty malicious and these really weren't.
Still funny, of course.
ThatMrBobicus 1 month ago 2
6:47 in the words of jay from inbetweeners check out that jugasaurus
NinjaNanners 1 month ago
Wait a second, let me get this straight. You all entered a video called Most Offensive Jokes, MOST Offensive Jokes, and now you're all complaining that they were too offensive? What exactly were you expecting when you saw the name, and willingly double clicked?
xXxMollipopxXx 1 month ago 152
@xXxMollipopxXx You need to double click?
Smartboy7 1 month ago
@xXxMollipopxXx double clicked? are you from 1999?
thcarmine 1 month ago 2
@xXxMollipopxXx You have a lot to learn about the human race. Some people are just gagging for the chance to get offended and will knowingly narrow their views just to make it happen. I realised this 20 odd years ago and thought people would get better... sad to say they haven't.
bannedspencer 1 month ago
@xXxMollipopxXx Double clicked!? DOUBLE CLICKED!? This offends me good sir! The internets only requires SINGLE Clicks!!!!!!! lol
DaiMasters 1 month ago