Man in Coma for 23 years CONSCIOUS the entire time!

[pirateslifef0rme]

this is so awkward

[chiseidous]

f you wer in a coma for 23 years and you were completely paralyzed and the only thing you can do is think what would you do?

make black jokes! duhh

[palkantoknutz]

black humor...

[onedirectionlovebug]

get rid of the subtitles its not even the same words aas they are saying

[TheSolitaryTraveller]

stuck with life without living for 23 years, i'm amazed his first words weren't kill me.

[SmokingKills1993]

@TheSolitaryTraveller Exactly my thoughts... Could you imagine being in his state for year? Never mind 23!

[eterno3905]

saludos para mi pollito



[SmallFootedCreations]

That must have been soooooo boring..

[S34NM0N1]

1:58 yeah like u would know

[Mrinsanepain]

holy fuck imagine the medical billl

[FoodOnCrack]

lol first thing he would type would be : SCRATCH MY FUCKING NOSE

[iluvguineapigz]

I like turtles.

[Sarahmajig]

Shit. I'd be angry too. First thing I'd say is "kill me".

[duecepitbull]

He heard his kids say "I'm taking out your bank account money and buying a house"...

The dad inside his head "You better not you little fucker!! wait till im out"

[creeesa]

In 2010 they discovered this man is not really communicating. It was another case of facilitated communication, which is a hoax. npr.org/blogs/health/2010/02/b­ookwriting_man_in_coma_flunks.­html

[ZJC922]

Who is the retard that does the subtitles

[Ratacon2004]

can you imagine you was that guy hearing people talking next to you about wether you should live or die. Mean while in your head you are screaming "Nooooo,im alive!"

[lvlark123]

@ 2dittoz lol yea

[Dylanian777]

he has a fucking right to be angry

[XStarheadXxx]

Love the comment:

"first of all he must have hear some amazing things, people confess to people in a coma, Ive seen it on tv"

[99tasker]

stephen hawking wanna be.

[ianmeesters88]

@99tasker haha indeed XD

[zeustruth]

I just love the TYT videos, they are awesome in my opinion, the guy is funny though and the girl is kinda cute as well.

[lvlark123]

over ten thousand vids wow

[2dittoz]

@lvlark123 you mean.... its OVER 9 THOUSAAAAND!!!!

[mhmcupcakes]

They sould make a movie about this. It would be awesome. I'd never imagine being that guy, he had a lot of thinking time lol

[foliuspvp]

btw your not funny, your so fucking lame.. you know your fucking lame when your laughing at your own shit

[foliuspvp]

I have to say.. the paki reporter is incredibly annoying. I love the girl, shes awesome.. fuck this male reporter though you NEED TO FUCK OFF

[Makashi11]

@foliuspvp Fuck off you racist imbecile.

[WEOC29]

Oh shit! I ventured of into the wierd side of youtube again...

[TheUniversalRapGroup]

Steven hawkings

[daniellos333]

23 years holy fucking fuck..

[karatechick314]

That poor man. I'm pretty sure I would die of boredom...

[pillionaire07]

This muffin-headed liberal idiot is a dick head, and an idiot. The Young Turds need to fuck off and quick putting on these stupid fucking videos.

[Ignore14]

how is he still sane. being alive only in your mind would drive you to insanity.

[djicecream223]

I've seen it on tv... I'm sorry I'm an American but. "Fuck you faggot white american fuck"

[alliecarrie]

What a wanker, the male news reporter's comments are immature and irrelavent.

[jamstamanify]

imagine how boring that would be

[magicmike323]

His communication is a lie. If you watch the newscasts, you can see the facilitator is typing herself, moving his hand at a ridiculously fast pace for being paralyzed 23 years. He isn't even looking at the board the whole time while he is supposedly typing. Facilitated communication has proven in most cases to be deceptive, consciously or unconsciously. This is the problem with our telephone game news system. No one actually checks the facts themselves, they all report from other news sources.

[IngallsFan]

@magicmike323 How do you know? Just because it looks fake doesn't mean it is.

[magicmike323]

@IngallsFan Do some research on facilitated communication.

[Shadow27277]

Those reporters are assholes.

[catie1492]

omg, that would be pure hell!!

and yeah, he must have alot of dirt on people, 

[Steadno]

being in coma would be better

[malakaijub]

dear god!!

[ginofrater]

Can you imagine it ?

[xxJuris007xx]

that female newscaster is hot

[DoNiTaLiAnO510]

Damn, to have an itch you can't scratch for 23 years!

[DreadAces]

@DoNiTaLiAnO510 dude, his body is paralyzed... he wouldn't even FEEL an itch.

[madalinpasnicu]

@DoNiTaLiAnO510

how the fuck can a man have an itch if he is totally paralysed you dumb fuck?

douchebag.

[9753241860hb]

@madalinpasnicu beleive it or not paralyzed people can feel itches that scratching doesnt get rid of, also people who have limbs amputated sometimes feel itches where the limbs used to be, even if there's nothing there! its called "phantom pain"

[JustinBlottin]

QUICK! SOMEONE BRING HIM TO STEPHEN HAWKING!

[GeorgeJoz]

I have a friend like that, except he is still walking around and he votes republican.

[idonotwastenames]

my my that is horrible. you dont even want the most evil person ever existed to go through that

[IndividualParties]

From what I've been reading this was actually a hoax, google it. It's a cruel hoax too, I remember being VERY disturbed thinking about what the man was said to have gone through, but it isn't true. He isn't "aware" now, Michael Shermer debunked it.

[Ainthove]

wtf amazing stories !?!!

[annie10103]

Omg. And even when he got depressed or suicidal he couldn't do anything about it. SHIT.

[prodigal1978]

WOW, poor guy..having to lay there and listen to people and paralyzed and can't cry...amazing...sad...incredib­ly shocking.

[SniperWalrus]

The real dude from One-Metallica...?

[TuneBride]

Imagine not being able to express yourself for 23 years? That's not too bad... try being married.

[wannaplayarmy]

...so a black guy walks into a bar

[djicecream223]

@wannaplayarmy ...Ouch

[zashba15]

@wannaplayarmy Thats racist

[jhibbitt1]

my god, horrific, thats probably the worst way to suffer without being in pain, thank goodness he can communicate now

[Ruach]

That guy is an idiot.

[getoman10]

Was there a TV?

[vibrateascending]

Ever heard of "Johnny Got His Gun"?

[downwithjedward]

@vibrateascending yes. its alot like this but in johnny got his gun he can't hear or see

[GreenScreenPunkGirl]

he awoke after 23 years, this video was uploaded on november 23rd, and im watching this today on august 23rd.

[aliceintheuk4]

haha the subtitles of this is amazing!

[EGarrett01]

Wikipedia says that Houben was not actually awake after all.

[qmelian]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT SHIT

[dthol778]

wow i would just want to die o my god

[CocacolaCowboy1919]

Also this shows that the "Crazy Christians" are correct in being agains pulling the plug and having a view of life being precious. I am suprised TYT showed this.

[4ingP]

@CocacolaCowboy1919 I'm not seeing how someone who lived through 23 years of boredom would think that life is precious.

[CocacolaCowboy1919]

@4ingP He didn't say he wanted to die did he? If so I don't remember. I know he was upset but I got the impression he wanted to wake up, therefore he thinks life is precious. Right?

[4ingP]

@CocacolaCowboy1919 You don't seem to understand what happened. He WAS awake for 23 years. For 23 years, he had to rely on this brain to keep him occupied. I imagine he ran out of things to think about fairly quickly. Could you honestly say "Wow, every moment in life is amazing!" right after you were paralyzed for 23 years?

Also, just because someone doesn't want to die, doesn't mean they think life is amazing.

[CocacolaCowboy1919]

@4ingP I do understand he was not happy. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD PULL THE PLUG ASSHOLE. He DIDN"T WANT TO DIE and THAT IS MY POINT I never said he was happy . I never said he said "wow life is amazing" You are an idiot and if you are in a coma and have no way to communicate, but you know you were going to awaken, how would you feel if someone pulled the plug?

[4ingP]

@CocacolaCowboy1919 Calling you a moron would be an insult to morons. I didn't know someone could be as stupid as you are.

I never said a single thing about killing him. I just asked how someone coming out of 23 years of shear boredom would just then see the preciousness of life.

I don't care how and when I die, as long as it doesn't hurt too much before. If I was in a coma, it wouldn't hurt, so I wouldn't care.

Also: HE WAS FUCKING AWAKE.

[CocacolaCowboy1919]

@4ingP Go back and start over...All I said was saying was this is the reason Christians believe that life is precious and advocate NOT PULLING THE PLUG> You did not have to reply to that and argue with me if you don't disagree!

[4ingP]

@CocacolaCowboy1919 You're an idiot.

"I'm not seeing how someone who lived through 23 years of boredom would think that life is precious."

Try being smart this time (hint: to be smart this time, address my comment).

[CocacolaCowboy1919]

@4ingP You are the idiot. I didnt say he said that. I said people think Christians are crazy for thinking life is precious. Goodbye.

[4ingP]

@CocacolaCowboy1919 You did say that. Read what you said again.

And no, people think Christians are crazy because most of the crazy people in the Americas and Europe are Christians.

[CocacolaCowboy1919]

@4ingP You re delusional. Everything I said is right there. I never said that, if I did, I want you to copy and paste it. You cannot because I didn't so stop reyplying.

[4ingP]

@CocacolaCowboy1919 No, you didn't say it, but you implied it. How else would this show the preciousness of life if the guy's opinion on life didn't change, or wanted to die but was so glad when he came out of his "thinking" vegetative state that he didn't want to die?

I just did, and if you want me to stop replying, you're going to have to stop replying.

Also, I couldn't care less about what you want.

[CocacolaCowboy1919]

@4ingP That is not what I was saying OR IMPLYING. You are illogical and do not make sense. What I said had nothing to do with his opinion or happiness, it had to do with his being alive

[4ingP]

@CocacolaCowboy1919 His being alive doesn't prove that life is precious, though.

[CocacolaCowboy1919]

Only idiots need an explanation of what "Black Humor" is...TYT fans are so stupid he had to explain it to his viewers because liberals get offended over little things.

[LucifersDisciple6]

I would of been so pissed off.

Reminds me futurama 

[Deadcrows1981]

everytime I see this channel I think about boobies. Or at least one boob.

[ktcsca]

well they didn't pull the plug and he says that as if it is a good thing. if i was him i would have preferred dying rather then live like that . what kind of life is that? well i hope that now that they know and he can communicate, its a little better for him

[samaraiball]

I dunno why, I really dunno why but I fuckin hate the male host and I LOVE the tits

[DJ4000VOLT]

Now that's living hell oh man I couldn't stand tha first I'll be thinkin kill me

[TheAnonymousFTW]

@DJ4000VOLT No you would not.... I have been paralyzed for 2 months because of meningitis. You would NOT kill ur self, you would not be able to... So FUCK you, sir

[DJ4000VOLT]

@TheAnonymousFTW no i kno i couldnt kill myself cuz im paralyzed im sayin i would wish they would and im sorry that happend to u im glad ur alive

[TheAnonymousFTW]

@DJ4000VOLT Thank you

[DJ4000VOLT]

@TheAnonymousFTW ur welcome

[Bjarku]

you got it right the first time you fucking idiot, black humour is dark humour, not comedy about black people

[TheTvrulesthenation]

The guys still in a vegetative state it's been disprove. That he Is conscious

[headbanger2510]

it actually really is called balck humor cenk...

[Gmmaverick]

When you KNOW what (what we call) a "human being" really is. Listening to this "analysis" is like like imagining a group of monkeys trying to explain the complexity of DNA.

And I'm talking about knowing, NOT "believing" which involves direct personal experience that can only be obtained in first person.

[AWickedMind]

I think that would be the absolute definition of a living hell.

[RagdollRalph]

@AWickedMind I would rather die....

[adam3251]

People will believe anything. This guy can't communicate. Facepalm

[omegahunterx]

Let's look at the comments to see why this has so many dislikes. Oh, I see:

1) Retards saying he made fun of the guy when he does not do that at any point

2) People that are mad that he's Turkish

3) People that are mad he didn't tell this story all somber and super-seriously

4) OMG this guy sucks/is annoying/is a douchebag, time to go back to watching (generic, shitty YouTube celeb of choice)

That said, the story is bullshit, he can't communicate and his facilitator was full of it.

[EmilionEmilion]

That guy... He's the worst newsreader I've ever heard.

[wiggalama]

I would be angry too if they kept me alive for 20 some years when I should have been allowed to did after 5 or so :D

[bobbyjohn420]

i wonder if when your in an awake coma, you really have to sit there numb waiting to die... thats worst then death

[robertdisintegrated]

This is the fucking dumbest 'entertainment/news anchors' ever. I am pretty annoyed with searching shit and having to see them/hear their dumb reporting.



[MrMcnam1]

no wonder the world is on a downward spiral listening to this bs

[winterstellar]

"Amazing story"? Those aren't the words I'd use..It's one of the worst stories I've ever heard! Being 22 years in solitary confinement in a prison would still be much nicer than what he's been through..

[cyberpsygen7]

as much as i wanted to hear about this, im not going to hear it from that turks fag.

[robertdisintegrated]

@cyberpsygen7 I agree that he sucks. But using the 'fag' term makes you almost his equal of being annoying.

[carlawon]

autobioagraphy, chapter one... kill me,..... final chapter kill me ,

the end.

[FelipeReyes38]

hell on earth

[SIC66SIC66]

He could see people? Did he have his eyes open all the time? Shouldnt they investigate if any of this is actually true?

Oohh.. writing a book, that explains it :) GO BUY MY BOOK! BITCHES!

[busybonnie]

OMG WTF is wrong with this goof ball guy!!!!!! I feel bad for the girl having to be your partner. This fool needs to watch him self on video so he can see what a enormous dumbass he is OMG OMG OMG

[leemcgavinjoey]

I cannot even fathom how much of a cunting wankshaft that guy is

[OllyEnvy]

OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate that guy.

[LastDayStudios]

That guy is an A-wipe...he laughs at things that are totally not even funny. 

[DownOnMe23]

haha black and dark humor! :D

[skykingtks]

3:12 - 3:20

His brain was.. yknow.. not in the Shit case

[yomamma545]

oh my god english auto captions are soooo oofffff

[SoulStatement]

"locked-in syndrome" saw it on an episode of house

which I think was actually based off this story

[jdgdrummer]

darkness! imprisoning me! all that i see! absolute horror!!!

[psychopower5]

@jdgdrummer i cannot live i cannot die trapped in myself body my holding cell

[MrAwsome9]

fucking turks....

[25taylor2550]

ok i couldnt of done that i would of been like heey anybody know im concious

[hellokitty2007]

There is a Star Trek chair for just this type of patient.

[Abbeysums]

DARK HUMOR....I'll bet that's an understatement! That would be one amazing book to read and I hope he writes it!

[twloha504]

hahah. black humor...

[ThePvPChannel]

Reminds me of that episode of House when that black dude was in the same position

[Iisrupac]

soo he didnt eat or drink for 23 years?

[xXMETALHEADFREAKXx]

@Iisrupac they have a drip with fuels the body with nutrients he might of felt hungry but he could help it.

[ericvdp1994]

@Iisrupac you get fed by a tube when your in a coma, but getting fed by a tube for 23 years :S'

That's a high bill for the hispital....

[joestl314]

The best part of this video was reading the fucked up caption.

[MrAwesomemuch]

omg that american guy is such a retarded news guys xD

[SquirrelyMedia]

your funny.

[clbaumer]

All he needed was clarity, and someone to tell him what the fuck was going on....... gawddamit! lol (musical reference warning)

[jimgumjim]

@clbaumer that was genius lol

[D13247]

shut up and show me some tits.

[RMNCOfficial]

@D13247 I'll vote that up.

[TROLL4x4]

I Ana needs to get her Cans out

[CHSoloHeart]

he better sue those fuckers

[xTheFinalSolution]

lol black jokes

[MurkCityBeast]

this is horrible. imagine what his daily schedule was like!

8 a.m- wake up

9 a.m- think about getting up after waking up

11 a.m- wonder if that nurse comes in soon

1 p.m- eaves drop on the nurses conversation

3 p.m- listen to other patients complain

5 p.m- think about if im ever gonna move again

8 p.m- think about going to sleep

11 p.m- put a dream like scenario together

12 p.m-sleep

[WheresThaHate]

lol "so then a black guy walks in a bar" XD

[rfii1997]

its a shame that these two low lifes can make such a sad story into a joke . Maybe they would feel different if this was a person that was their family! THEN IT WOULD NOT BE FUNNY!! Get a life

[armitagerumblepot]

who are these terrible, awkward, and totally inappropriate amateur presenters? Is this a school project?

[Chainnzz]

@armitagerumblepot the young turks...some douchebags

[atomicnortherner]

i would still want to die! life soooo limited must be awful!

[CoolConejo]

wow, she has some amazing tits

[MrAwsome9]

@CoolConejo yea too bad shes turkish...

[Kobaganda]

@CoolConejo Too bad MrAwsome9 is a sexually frustrated virgin.

[iiMikeZ]

@CoolConejo I Agree

[wiggalama]

@CoolConejo Admittedly, exactly what I was thinking, she is a bitch, but sexy :D

[jackbenimble7]

Sounds like a living Hell to me

[chraybags]

The male "anchor" is a total dick.

[SolidMentality1992]

23 years without masterbation wow i would have attempted suicide several times already. have you ever stopped breathing untill you lose conciousness? well eventually you can give yourself a heart attack if you do it enough....

[iluvtoargue]

This looks and sounds like one of those East Indian used car salesman!! lol

[runebeo]

what a living hell! it makes me want to cry him :(

[deeeee64]

youtube.com/watch?v=_eBquunqQv­I This link is from the netherland is oso for seling a book. If the man thake her hand its not working! Se not respons et all. The peple behaind her are doing this. So is this is this men, hi is from belgium

[deeeee64]

It not real, hi is not comunicait* at all! It was for selling the ''fake'' book. Are sick peple doeing this grtz from belgium

[angelogcs77]

This guy is an idiot, all right. It took him 8,499 videos to make some money without any anchor training.

[carlossmithy111]

This guy is an idiot, why is he cracking jokes about it and laughing?

[GilbertSmith]

@carlossmithy111 He's not cracking jokes about it. The subject of his laughter is hardly the guy in a coma.

[LepaTena]

@cmills1988

You mean the movie Johnny Got His Gun..

[bellaragazza1337]

I would've been bored as hell....

[FAEofHOPE]

@bellaragazza1337 Ditto.

[JustinLoverxxxBieber]

STEPHEN HAWKINGS

[KiddVid]

Who is this revolting fucktard? He did a lousy job trying to cover up his underlying racism. Black humor and dark humor are the same thing. He should have let that stand. His awkward attempt to stumble back into political correctness revealed an ugliness in him. He has no humanity, but has the audacity to judge the humanity of others. He suggests they lose their humanity along with their consciousness. Somebody should have pulled the plug on him, instead of letting him go on like that.

[silentdormancy]

@KiddVid dude, anybody with half a brain hates racism which is basically ignorance, but what I hate more is people who lash out on stupid shit like this. It's an internet news report and he messed up black with dark which is essentially the same thing. Obviously it was a slip up and he tried to make light of it with a joke, Christ. Take your anger out on the REAL racists, aka the us government.

[KiddVid]

@silentdormancy Didn't I say black humor and dark humor are the same thing? Yes, that's what I said alright. He revealed his racism when he tried to stumble back into political correctness. He openly disparages people with brain injuries, and in today's political climate that's acceptable, but he goes out of his way to cover up his thoughts about race, with little or no success. I'd appreciate it if he'd come right out and say what he really thinks.

[LMA629]

if he could move his finger, why did they think he was in a coma?