Hank Plays Assassin's Creed ReVLOGations #24 - BOOKS

[FoshFish]

When Hank says I love chests, I can't help but think of Sofia

[TheActedGuitar]

"I am SO on top of a lamp post!" LOL

[TrailRat2000]

Interesting question I'd like to pose to John Green! Are you scared of virtual heights like you are of real heights??

[ClaireLaBear11]

I know how Hank feels. I can't stop looking at her boobs....... and I'm a girl

[danif100196]

@ClaireLaBear11 i KNOW right?!

[ClaireLaBear11]

@danif100196 They are just so big and in your face!

[Oasis1489]

"i have bushes all over me." aww yeah, hank. aww, yeah.

[LifeLostSoul]

UGGGGGG the stupid ihgjgj

[SiennaElderly]

So Hank's like, "Everything's going my way," and I'm like "Ho, boy now something's finally gonna happen..."

[PossumCuber]

Hank talking to Lemon reminds me of Toby talking to Gryphzor.

[TaliaMacGregor]

Sofia reminds me of the Band Camp girl from America Pie...

[oh9ah6]

12:07 . Yes you do, particularly those of Sofia.

[Ikaruszaki]

Could you restore the in game volume - narration volume ratio? Cause I can barely hear the game, and the commentary is already shouting :(

[linkandepona]

''Hey, how's it going dude?  OH! you died!''

[TintedGreenHeart]

Okay Homestar Runner aka hank

[Larixlaricina]

@TintedGreenHeart

longest pants

[manbirg18762]

how do you record revlogations

[midnightsymphony]

Hank sounds like he hasn't had any sleep in awhile lol

[athenagirl1000]

Hank: I love her, she's awesome. Not just the boobs.

Me: But definitely the boobs.

[milkagem]

Hank, you've been playing this game for so long but still it seems like you know nothing about it as if you were playing for the first time!

[Entropify]

He's counting his money in Angstroms! Well, that money isn't going to go very far!

[azerskater]

Do a hank plays skyrim!

[dra900nka1n]

Just so you know Hank the assassin's den symbol on your map that's glowing yellow is being attacked by Templars.

You should probably help your Assassins.

[dra900nka1n]

Hank, you had the right button the entire time.

But you can't synchronize during a memory :p

[merksmirs]

Ezio's falling in love aaaaw

[smhrzaidi]

LEET timing...

[ChipChipBreak]

STEP AWAY FROM THE MIC HANK.

[letthemeatskittles]

9:20, Katherine comes in?

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@letthemeatskittles No. It's the dog, Lemon. Note that he says things like "Yeah, you're licking me now." and "you clearly want to get up on the couch." It's obvious that he's talking to a dog. Would Katherine lick Hank while he's playing video games? Very unlikely.

[Ripuk12]

If you bribe a herald and then kill and loot his body, you get your money back and kepp the awareness down...

[thecrimsonbubbles]

@Ripuk12 Or you can just steal the money back and not commit murder...

[dra900nka1n]

@Ripuk12 Pickpocketing works much better, as murder raises awareness :p

[Tippertot]

It's funny to see who Hank's going to talk like in each episode. Sometimes he talks like Tobuscus, but today he's talking more like Kathrine.

[Amzizizooza]

Hank, go repair your armour, goddammit.

[Vardagaladhiel]

I love it when Lemon wanders in during hankgames videos! I really needed an ACR video this morning because it's bucketing down and I have to walk to the bus in an hour and I'm going to get to work looking like a drowned rat! Still, this really cheered me up!

[LudicrousPlatypus]

River? Sea? It's a strait, to be specific the Bosporus strait.

[LudicrousPlatypus]

100th video!

[ObesityMcNoble]

You do love chests Hank, especially Sofia's ;)

[flyingunicornjizz]

Ezio, the man that can climb sheer walls and buildings at running pace. But can never climb a tree.

[WeAreNoobz]

If you're interested Hank, this is the actress who plays Sophia: Anna Tuveri (and she has a reasonable rack too!)

[profblahson]

13:37 XD u spk 1337 n0w?

[LudicrousPlatypus]

@profblahson and Hank has 1337(5) As in the bank at 10:09

[profblahson]

@LudicrousPlatypus lol

[Hustlinin1492]

I am liking this series of videos. They are entertaining. Awesome video.

[akidforever92]

You should call you assassins more often, it helps them get stronger

[glic6616]

Uhm, how did he survive that jump without being injured..?

[KraftyJazz]

Um, I want to know who thought they should put a book out on that roof.

[ShadarLogath]

I think Hank should start reading the instructions whenever they pop up.

[noelle549]

Really? 310?

[s0merand0mdude95]

This video is 13:37 in length.

Win.

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@s0merand0mdude95 What is the importance of 13:37? How is that a win?

[LivelyPaint]

@MadeofAwesome4ever 1337 means "leet." For more information, consult your local Google.

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@LivelyPaint OK, so now I know what it means, but why should I care that 13:37 is the length of this video?

[LivelyPaint]

@MadeofAwesome4ever It's a significant phrase of the internet, along with lol and noob and whatever else have you. That's why he pointed it out. It's funny.

[btz888]

Anna Tuveri, who plays Sofia, has quite large boobs... I'm sure they would be of that size with a corset like Sofia's. Thumbs up so hank can see!

[Gardianluna]

@btz888 Indeed, boobs + corset = BOOOOBS!

[Dmcghee3]

I think hank has gone past toby turner all the way to homestarrunner with the commentary

[autumnsylver]

11:25 - LOL

Hank: "what is your job?"

Guards: "protecting that guy on the ground who's dead- ohh...."

XD

[autumnsylver]

Hank, you didn't forget what button to push to get the viewpoint, you already got that one. That's why it didn't work.

[bigguy1028]

@autumnsylver No. He didn't get it. He was in the book quest memory thing so he couldn't do it.

[OliDaChilla]

please can someone help me

how do i juse the parashutes on the pc vision?

what botton do i press?

[dra900nka1n]

@OliDaChilla Check yourself. If you go to the menu, then options I believe, then to controls, then to customize controls, you'll see for yourself (and can then change it if you wish)

[autumnsylver]

"If you can follow me up here, I will give you some money."

HAHA. I do the same thing, sometimes. Usually I run really fast, and I say "If you can catch me, I'll give you some money."

[jamespooh2]

i LOVE lemon

[zmanzono]

Hank...that signal fire is a light house. It is 'for' ships not to crash. Please do not put it out.

[justmerozzie]

Y IS IT NOT WHY anymore!

[fieryrogue]

My favorite thing about these games is Hank's casual, "Oh hello, you are dead, sir, so sorry."

[u8qu1tis]

Hank! Back away from the microphone! Put your hands on the controller, move your head so that you can breath, and so the sound is not crackley.

[theoriginalmat]

"I didn't know what I was supposed to do...because I'm never paying attention. Goodbye." Sounds like me in math class.

[lolgirl607]

i've noticed that the water in this game acts like a non-newtonian fluid: it is completely hard for a second when ezio jumps on it and then he falls straight through.

[thejonusvlog]

Hank, if at all possible you should do a Hank plays Skyrim, so much potential for entertaining commentary.

[dra900nka1n]

@thejonusvlog But the "Hank Green Plays Skyrim" series would NEVER end :p

I'm for it.

[TomyOwns]

The length of this video can't be random

[FlargTheKitty]

your hand hurts, hank? must be suffering from nintendonitis....

[TheCrimsonButterfly]

Hank, have you repaired your broken armor yet?

[xFurElisex]

Its my current location? Its my current location... Guys, its my current location!

[skittles1800]

Every time you jump off something into a hay bale I always wonder why nobody has ever moved the hay, I mean it's on a wagon, why is it always just sitting there?

[KasperWriting]

your sound in your last couple of videos has been a little off... just saying..

[SuzanneeeBest]

I am playing Super Mario Bros Wii whilst watching this. What.

[ubelonginthedrkWTHME]

I started hyperventilating when you almost fell of the tower.....oh my god, my fear of heights even gets me in a game... O_O

[mooseman2626]

I've never understood why the Animus translates MOST of the foreign languages, but thank you? Go fuck right off to hell. Italiano.

[RectumPilum]

Leet =P

[cireouslyme]

Go buy the crossbow

[aced1592]

Does your wife watch this because you say "giant Boobs" quite a bit.

[FamilySimFemale]

Cold, wet, nose? Licking? Hanky, she LOVES you! :)

[HannahIsUnoriginal]

When I heard the name Sofia I got momentarily confused because in my head I just refer to her as the boob lady.

[lintyisntaname]

i think hank had an ijustine moment :S

[TimelordPete]

some1 has probly commented already, but i think u have 2 sync when ur at the very stop where the shiny stuff was

[senorataco1]

9:41 I thought Hank was going to say "Look at my butt"

[awesomeificationism]

Where's Katherine Plays and Swindon Town? D:

[moviemoviemadness]

@awesomeificationism katherine never played, you mean john?

[meu206]

ah Ezio is a lover AND a fighter.. but mostly a fighter.

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

4:39. "This thing is taller than I expected." That's what she said.

[Lazyman666rocks]

ANYONE NOTICE THE TIME OF THE VIDEO, now we know hank is a true gamer.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

Hank, it's not that their that large, it's they they're round. Mmm.

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

Your new year's resolution for this channel should be to continue some game series that you've left hanging for a few months, like Portal 2 Co-Op with Charlie, and Hank and Katherine's LEGO Pirates.

[VeganVirginVaccinatd]

@MadeofAwesome4ever AND he should buy the next game of Death Spank... that was pretty hilarious.

[JDurbie]

@MadeofAwesome4ever But not Hank and Katherin'e LEGO Pirates, because let's be honest, that was a terrible game.

[VanishingCactusTrick]

Did anyone else notice that the length of this video is 13:37?

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@VanishingCactusTrick Yeah, so?

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@MadeofAwesome4ever  1337= leet

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@GONEmypurpleflapjack leet?

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@MadeofAwesome4ever Wikipedia knows more than I.

[zionpc1]

Hank, you should really stop eating your microphone

[SonicLeaf]

You need to turn down your microphone Hank. It's peaking... a lot. Or maybe it's broken. In any case you should take a look at it.

[msweetmusic1]

HANK - why are you eating the mic?? It doesn't sound good.

[wheels85]

Hank, you should go do the Desmond's Journey sequence!

[xxxxHamsterxxxx]

Hanks like "I LOVE HER, SHE'S AWESOME!" and I'm like "I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE AWESOME!"

[EnvisionAmbition]

I felt like I was going to have a heart attack too lol.

[deaddanny]

hello chest! i love chests. lol

[TheGuardianofAzarath]

Lemon sounds like a really cute dog, what breed is he? Labrador?

[ToomeyVonToomey]

@TheGuardianofAzarath Retired greyhound - Hank explained in one of his Vlogbrothers videos :)

[HannahIsUnoriginal]

@TheGuardianofAzarath And it's a she, named after Liz Lemon :)

[Nickidemic]

you need a new mic...

[TheSeeweeddude]

error 404 Videos.

[tomtomdaleable]

Calling Assassins helps keep Templar awareness down

[MatthiasMiles]

12:02 "I love chests"

We know, Hank. You talk about Sofia's all the time.

[RiviRrapper]

@MatthiasMiles do you realise that the first episode he met sofia he called it chests and repeatedly made that joke?

[ToomeyVonToomey]

Say hello to Lemon for me :D



[TheJackApple]

2:44 Tea-bagging Templars

[BecauseJustBecause]

OH MY GOSH. He keep not killing those Official Officers (eye-thingy) and he just runs by heralds! GET A CLUE HANK. :P

[killerassassinx5x]

Hank 1. you need to repair your armor 2.when you bribe a the public speaker guys to lower your Notoriety you can steal your money back

[mooglew]

@killerassassinx5x When he tried to do that he accidentally killed him.

[FlargTheKitty]

13:37....I see what you did there, Hank :D

[killerassassinx5x]

It would be f****** awesome if the animus was real but my family tree is probably a bunch of potato farmers in Ireland

[Muginato]

You have enough money for the crossbow at the blacksmith. Buy it, it makes things a lot easier.

[welcomeanonymity]

Hank: Alright, we have gotten to this place.

Katherine, faintly in background: That's as close as you're gonna get.

[kazooga1234]

lofl about the face being put on some gaint boobs comment and i know you arent complaining that there are giant boobs you can look at but if somebody didnt know you and this was the first thing of yours that they watched they might think that and this is a super ha bisky game time

[aeternitii]

Science that Ezio teaches us: no matter from how high you leap, if there is a hay bale nearby, you will not only fall into it, you will also survive.

[pokemaniac908]

12:03 Yea, of course you love chests Hank >.<

[TheRedSkylark]

Away from the mic a bit Hank :D I like you, but not that much!

[ShakoraYomi]

Hank your mic is getting worse every episode. Please get it checked out.

[pokemaniac908]

10:30 THE KATHERINE!!!!!!!!



[aeternitii]

@pokemaniac908 That was a great catch! (oh didn't realize the pun with your name.. and now I did)

[warriorwannab]

"Hello, chest! I love chests." I heard this while on another tab and my mind went to something other than a treasure chests.... lol

[SpecialQue85]

Everything's coming up Ezio

[gotja]

Big heart for big boobs, and big books

[aeternitii]

I know the title of this video is BOOKS but I'll bet cold hard cash that most people watching this are focusing on a word with slightly more b's...

[theyliveinsideus]

Oh my god I'm terrified just watching Ezio climb that high. Ahhhhh

[pokemaniac908]

push left stick!

[TheSeeweeddude]

i want to put my face on some giant boobs

[wheels85]

This video is thirteen minutes and thirty seven seconds long. Congrats, Hank. You just made a 1337 Assassin's Creed Revelations video.

[Eodred]

"it's my current location", walks straight past the shiny bit for the book... WHY HANKIE, WHY?

[tobstheglover]

ITS L3 YOU.... PERSON!!

[thatglasshedgehog]

Hank, step away from the microphone.

[Magoo1502]

Hank! How are you?

[KaleyBEAN]

The video is thirteen minutes, thirty-seven seconds... 1337.

[CodenameJD]

I'm surprised there isn't already a top comment pointing out the length of this video.

[tobstheglover]

@CodenameJD The more the merrier.

[ArticGer]

Actually the lady (Anna Tuveri) who voices sofia does actually have a pretty impressive pair of breasts

[Whitb626]

he almost died. like. 50million times

[Katiedid006]

At first when you said "my hand hurts" I thought you were talking about climbing the tower :P

[StigGT2]

213! Sweet Jesus. :D

[LuxyNumberX]

The voice actor for Sofia is Anna Tuveri. And yes, she is decently endowed.

[spraypaint1010]

"I love her... And it's not just to boobs"

[AsokIntern]

Kill the eyeball Templars!

[wolflover255]

Seems like Ezio is Sophia's lapdog.

[matthewdcdoyle]

Get away from the microphone, Hank!

[EpicSuccuss]

I have never been so early on a hankgames video!!!!!!!!!!

[mortadelletube]

SciShow vid, Vlogbrothers' vid, then Ezio, on the same day... it's Christmas!!! :D :D :D

[patelmike3535]

hank, you have a lot of money. Spend it

[patelmike3535]

finally a new video

[WaldoVlog]

<3

[sockostealshearts]

first :), hi hank!



[w0wftw8D]

@sockostealshearts fail



[sockostealshearts]

@w0wftw8D i know -.-

lol i realized after the fact.

[dob1997]

fourth?

[w0wftw8D]

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