Mass Effect 2: Geth Infiltration of Citadel Station

[IncredibleFulk1]

Geth do not Infiltrate, they just kick ass

[SaturnVII]

Why the hell aren't they shooting the shit out of Legion?

[systema101]

LEGION= sheldon from big bang 

[fabianeberle]

Geth do not infliltrate

"Legion the Geth infiltrator"

[gosmiti]

I like how the whole "extra security" after the geth attack, as well as the two asari framed as "geth infiltrators" is a subtle joke at the TSA and post 9/11 paranoia...

[iBloodySnowKone]

Lol

[belltom1212]

the fact that legion is allowed in so many civilized places shows how retarded people get with technology

[rprince418]

The fact that you can get Legion into (for me) Councillor Anderson's office shows you how piss poor C-Sec is now.

[HwK89]

Epic fail 4 C-Security ^^

[AndrewTheZ]

I like how Legion's Robomind is processing this. "Wait, this event indicates that previous statement is false. Must not lie to Shepard-Commander!"

[immortalfool1]

Woman: "a few minor changes were made to reduce the risk of geth infiltration"

Legion: "geth do not infiltrate"

Legion the geth infiltrator....

[Wargoat6]

She almost has that modern girl annoying voice, kinda like a sorority chick.

[143rdShadowARCunit]

Geth do not INTENTIONALLY infiltrate.

Translation: We take no responsability for dumbass security...

[AChubbyAssassin]

You humans are all racist... XD!

[empireofmatt]

C-sec officer - oh my god is that a geth quick call security!!

Shepard - these are not the geth your looking for ...

C-sec officer - what the ... sorry sir ... you should leave your personal synthetic assistant at home ...

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Stupid C-Sec Receptionist is making humanity look bad.

[TDA792]

"These are not the Geth you are looking for"

[joriandrake]

I kinda missed that Tali didn't comment at all on this occasion, I took her there with me too

[Khanmanlol]

Now, I'm probably going to get called out on this, but is the humor of this little scene with "Geth do not INTENTIONALLY infiltrate" suppose to show the stupidity of the security on the Citadel and unknowingly let geth infiltrate without even trying?

[NephyrisX]

@Khanmanlol Yes

[MrTopHatZombie]

Are geth legs digigrated? Cause they sorta do.

[Hypastpist]

well he ISNT intentionally infiltrating

[ItachiTHEhero]

Good point - Legion the Geth infiltrator saying "geth do not infiltrate". That's a contrary.

[RougePsykerEizak]

@ItachiTHEhero Or, y'know, part of the job? He's supposed to -infiltrate-, suggesting -deception-.

[ItachiTHEhero]

@RougePsykerEizak Machines don't lie. Free will and imagination is necessary to lie, AIs don't have this.

[RougePsykerEizak]

@ItachiTHEhero Machines don't lie, but Legion is -capable- of it. Shadow Broker DLC shows us that Legion -plays games- (which were Call of Honor: Medal of Duty (I'm not joking) and GTA (Grim Terminus Alliance) and an 'interspecies relationship simulator' which he epic fails at.

How is that -not- free will?

[KopperNeoman]

@RougePsykerEizak THEY also bought some ultra-platinum edition of an Eden Prime geth blasting game. But never played it.

They probably had hotter processors for a while thinking of helping sufferers.

[RougePsykerEizak]

@KopperNeoman Ah. Yes. 'They'. We have denied their preference for individual pronouns.

[bgibson36]

@KopperNeoman The proceeds from that game went to rebuilding Eden Prime, which is why Legion bought it.

[commandershadebetter]

@RougePsykerEizak Proof?

[bloodl3tt3r]

@ItachiTHEhero You can't say that for sure, nobody's ever built a goddamn AI.

But the whole point of AI's is that they're the same as humans in terms of emotional processing, creativity, free will, and imagination.

[Hawk52042]

Worst, security, ever.

[afivey]

@Hawk52042

Maybe, but best, worst, security, ever.

[infinitumpatata]

mmm actually i think that she`s a disguised geth

[MrConundrum2020]

@infinitumpatata tali's a robot, or a robotic controller?

[infinitumpatata]

@MrConundrum2020 i mean the recepcionist

[KoronofHearts]

@MrConundrum2020 Tali's a Quarian.

[OverlordArt]

I think they've showed her the picture of an asari instead geth

[boom298]

hey where did u fine the geth legion

[MrConundrum2020]

@boom298 you gotta ask tali it's her robot... my shepard doesn't know tali.

[RBfailures]

Her: You should leave your personal synthetic assistant at home they're not allowed on public shuttles anymore.

You would think that they would teach people to recognize geth after the attack.

[coldshoulder14]

Makes you wonder how Eden Prime found out he was a geth.

[RBfailures]

@coldshoulder14 Eden Prime is a planet that was attacked by the geth in Mass Effect 1. so nice fail.

[coldshoulder14]

@RBfailures Yes well during the two years Shepard was dead Legion went to Eden Prime to search for Commander Shepard.

However it was heavily guarded and Legion was discovered. How else do you think he got the hole in his chest? It was a rifle shot.

Look up mass effect 2 legion armor in youtube or go to the Mass Effect wiki and search up Legion.

now who failed? :P

[RBfailures]

@coldshoulder14 here is what you said "Makes you wonder how Eden Prime found out he was geth" You described Eden Prime as a person.

[coldshoulder14]

@RBfailures I should have said Eden Primes' militia.

[Detiminator]

That receptionist wouldn't know a geth if one were standing right in front of her

[KimikoAmaya818]

Geth are the greatest infiltrators EVA!! They can show up without a disguise, say "Geth do not infiltrate" and walk right past security. WIN.

[TheWatcher51393]

Legion - BEST. GETH. INFILTRATOR.  EVAHHHH!!!!!!!!

[NonstopRam]

The Cidital, a hallmark in security.

[EthansEntertainment]

Geth infultratior- MISSION SUCESS

[QuantumWalker13]

Legion just...just let it go and walk away sloooowly.

[Erukantan]

Lmao...lmao...oh fk...aaahhh..phew...AHAHAHA

[skytop082]

We need a new receptionist. *1 month later* *Sam fisher standing a desk* *Sees a guy with a headlamp walking by* Sam: Hmmm, they said geth had flashlight heads, *Grabs guy by the throat and shoves a five-seven in his face* Sam: NO MORE PLAYING AROUND, WHO SENT YOU?! Guy: Friend, you...need....help! Sam: NOT GOOD ENOUGH! WHO SENT YOU?! *Smashes guys face through a urinal randomly placed on the wall next to them which nobody has a clue on how it got there* Boss: Sam....Your fired. (Mission Failed)

[3BDRR7MAN]

Legion is cute.

[coldshoulder14]

I wonder if she would think Legion is human if we dressed him up? :D

C-sec lady: Nice shirt sir.

Legion: Yes it is. *legion wearing a I'M NOT A GETH" t-shirt.*

[nakrato]

She has to be one of those 14 fatal security flaws Thane mentioned.

[cika1234]

the last Transcribe Audio line is actually pretty spot on.

"This is Consistent with her."

[Potatonaught]

Geth discoverd humor I see

[katana3456]

i didnt know blind ppl could work in security detail

[Noobzoard]

"Geth do not infiltrate."

"They are not allowed on public transport."

"Geth do not INTENTIONALLY infiltrate."

Epic win.

[aznxa32]

@Noobzoard but look at his class!!!

[marioofwarvone]

0:19 with audio cc on,it says "we apologize for the indians just not going to look for", WTF?

[thatfallout3guy]

@marioofwarvone Afghanistan was the scary thing done.

[spartandud3]

no body is concerned that a geth is walking around the citadel? wtf

[GeneralSpy]

I just wonder what Tali's face is like as she looks at LEGION.

[Jake3000000]

legion is fucking awsome

[HelloChief117]

When I first saw this, I thought: "Shh, Legion. I want to see how long it'll take for her to realize that you're a geth."

That was four months ago.

She hasn't told me anything yet...

[versuseeker]

This video gets 69 thumbs up. >_>b

[Codemonkey0001]

Ithink someone is getting fired

[Kippe1702]

Worst. Receptionist. Ever.



[skytop082]

Notice how Legion looks at Tali when he says Geth do not "Intentionally" Infiltrate......o_O anyone else wonder whats happening behind closed doors?

[MwRYum]

@skytop082 If you look at Legion's original class identification, it's "Geth Infiltrator"...

[PMW3]

@MwRYum I'm sure it want intentional

[Death2Mcdonalds]

Personal Synthestic Assistants?

WTF?

[MrClickity]

@Death2Mcdonalds sounds like political correctness is still going strong in the future.

[Crimsonlee2XX]

Geth dont intentinally infiltrate?? I guess a murderer doesnt intentinally murder...

[paydafee]

@Crimsonlee2XX not a psychotic one

[gilgamesh310]

citadel station, wasn't that in system shock lol

[HazelTheKlanger]

*looks at isari* HOLY CRAP ITS A GETH RISK... *Looks at Legion* what is that a personal assistent? They should never have let humans into C sec XD

[DieKolkrabe]

Legion is by far the funniest character in ME2

[DrDarkheart]

I find it hilarious that he's trying to say that he isn't infiltrating the Citadel on purpose. Security is just stupid

[fresca9990211]

Geth do not infiltrate.... YO GIRLFRIENDS PANTS HAYOOOOO!!!!

[3ZPaNH0L]

Whats Legion's class again?....and that chick is REALY stupid

[urborg74]

So damn funny. Legions "correction" is classic. They *need* to have Legion continue working with you in ME3.

[billgatesmen45]

legions hidden response : Geth do not infiltrate we come at you hard and strong wet or dry we crawl up barren plains or dense bush then we bang your hull like a drum and by the time you fall you will beg for mercy and we will continue on our path to glorious salvation geth military tactics are similar.

[MultiWolf9]

"Geth do not infiltrate," says the Geth Infiltrator.

Realizing this, he corrects himself. "Geth do not INTENTIONALLY infiltrate."

To this day, he fails to realize that his correction made him even more incorrect.

[Daonecopter]

@MultiWolf9 He said they do not INTENTIONALLY infiltrate because now Legion, a geth, was walking into the citadel unintentionally

[MultiWolf9]

@Daonecopter I hope you realize that I know all this, have known all this since before I posted, and posted that as a joke.

[Daonecopter]

@MultiWolf9 Btw, Legion's geth in his mind are the true Geth.. The ones that worship the reapers and Heretics.

[terk0iz]

@Daonecopter And according to him only 4 percent of the Geth follow the reapers.

[youtuguru]

@terk0iz: 4%? Jesus Christ Shepard must have killed at least 1.5% of those fuckers by the end of Mass Effect 2!

If that is just 4% then how many Geth ARE there?

[CinnamonGirl87]

@youtuguru Doesn't matter, Shepard could take them all on cause he's a badass.

[IncredibleFulk1]

So, she thinks two Asrari are Geth agents. But she doesn't know Leigon is A GETH!!!!! Wow!

[Eponine24601]

I've played this through twice so far and have never seen the asari by CSEC. Do they only show up under a specific circumstance or am I just missing something?

[TCTVCJ]

@Eponine24601 Maybe it's because you imported Saves from ME1 where you saved the council? I haven't seen them with my ME1 Save where I saved the council but they were there when I started a new game where the council is dead.

[Eponine24601]

@TCTVCJ

Weird. I let the council die. I'm on a new playthrough now so I'll check it out.

[L4sz10]

@Eponine24601

They appear after you've done Thane's Loyalty Quest

[Eponine24601]

@L4sz10 Thanks! I'll check it out.

[Trinitrotoluo]

She wouldnt know a geth unless they had a huge geth sign over their heads!

[Tenkagethewise]

man when I first saw that, I just laughed, Bring Legion along for Tali's recruitment mission or Loyalty mission for even more laughs

[SinerAthin]

''Geth do not infiltrate.''

''Get DO NOT intentionally infiltrate!''

Wow, Legion is really on it!

[ohiogold]

gives me a warm fuzzy feeling about my safety if i lived there.

[HeeroYuy911]

Man they really really should get people working for them who "knows" what a geth looks like.

O no's the 2 asari's have been flagged as potential geth infiltrators.... never mind tho we will let a real geth walk in freely.

[Redding28]

Geth vs Quarians = Jews vs Palestins

[wobbb]

"Geth do not infiltrate." - Legion, Geth Infiltrator

[3rdGageWar]

@wobbb I kno Love it ...I went and grabbed legion as soon as I had the option. Hes just so da*n funny

[gkc2045]

@3rdGageWar its piss funny taking him to get tali and her loyalty mission as well

[3rdGageWar]

@gkc2045 or just on the mission to get her too. Kal reagar freaks out and says "Hey commander. look out! Theres a geth right behind you!"

[3rdGageWar]

@wobbb I wish I could get him from the start. screw the reaaper IFF jsut go out and fish Legion. But I guess unless you hack the PC game you cannot....the galaxy is sadder for it

[coldshoulder14]

@wobbb It's so easy for him that he doesn't have to even consider it infiltrating...

[3BDRR7MAN]

@wobbb EPIC FAIL

[ricemaster2008]

@wobbb

"Geth do not intentionally infiltrate."

[psychee1]

@ricemaster2008 Yeah :) I mean, it's not his fault she's too stupid to detect his entrance, hence infiltration.

[hutchy1k94]

@wobbb

So by that logic... his quest to find shepard.... that was spanned over 2 years.... was un-intentional... and by that logic... an accident?

[IronSword007]

lol she must be pretty smart. Geth aren't allowed here but your Robot can pass even if its obviouly heavy armed.

[Parsefone]

You'd think they would have given her some training on Geth recognition, or something.

GETH *picture of Geth*

NOT GETH *picture of cat*

[vektork]

@Parsefone they don't want to be accused of profiling geth. :P

[aeanmark]

@Parsefone epic man

[MwRYum]

@Parsefone Amen to that.

[Daelock]

@Parsefone

Haw!

GETH: Picture of Geth.

NOT GETH: Picture of Elcor.

Sorry, I know I'm just biting your humor, but you made me literally laugh out loud.

[porsche4lifeGT2]

@Parsefone hahaha or maybe it's because legion is a damn good infiltrator, no one can tell

[paydafee]

legion is mad lol

[jamminjago]

C sec is about as good at stopping geth as the tsa is at finding bombs

[ShpleeMan]

"Synthetic assistants aren't allowed in public schools"

[wardogs83]

geth do not intentionally vote. You have to love CC

[marioofwarvone]

Turn on 'transcribe audio' in CC.

It's friggin' hilarious.

[Apoc2K]

@marioofwarvone

Oh yes, the great tax frustration 2 years ago. Ever since they're weren't inconveniently infiltrated, Geth haven't been allowed to vote in public schools.

[georock123]

"You should leave your personal synthetic assistant at home, they're not allowed in public schools anymore"

Okayy...

[Allabaster84]

Clear the earwax out, bud. She says public shuttles, not schools.

[haruhidude]

Wow. Did she not notice that Legion was a Geth. Damn their security sucks, they think the Asari are Geth but not Legion! Wow.

[XenoPredator]

@haruhidude In the story, the general public doesn't even know what Geth looks like.

[midgetydeath]

so says the "geth infiltrator"

[svolich]

Alrite im gonna get me some sex tonight i hope harbinger doesn't assu- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Neospordren]

hahahah, what is up with the Harbinger assuming direct control jokes lately xD?

[leeboi222]

@Neospordren I think its because its completely un needed, everyone got what he was doing when he did it, he dosnt have to say it everytime lol, its just annoying if anything :P

[supertoastdemon]

Geth do NOT intentionally ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[PhatalPhury]

This is pretty fu...ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

[Freecell82]

I love the transcribed captions. "not intentionally vote for."

[Ertwin123]

This is more hilarious because Legion's class is Geth Infiltrator

[AmazingL4rry]

I never took Legion alot of places because I just figured there would be no way they'd let him in, but looking at the videos I'm getting the feeling they just sort of handwave it everywhere.

[DarkTenka]

they dont "handwave" it everywhere .. but the places u take him where hes not supposed to u get really cool sequences with arguments, but ur still allowed to take him in. Try taking him with u to the flotilla to do Tali's sidequest.

[AmazingL4rry]

I did that on my last run and it was kind of funny but not really all that great and frankly it seemed absurd to me how quickly they cave in and let the toaster on their ship just because I told them to.

Really from a plot standpoint there isn't any good reason to take him there, the only reason you would is if you're roleplaying a jerkass who likes to antagonize foreign governments for no good reason.

[Inukazan]

isn't it your government at that point?

[IncredibleFulk1]

Remember folks, C-Sec is always the most reliable force in the galaxy. Of course I say this very loosely. Maybe they should use Dogs. That will work. I me they worked in Terminator.

[DragonsFlame3476]

Lol I never tried this!

[onsholo]

legion is right geth do not infrutate they breach and clear with loads of shoots and explosions

[Mikey234432]

I like how Legion keeps complaining... lol

[Afroman8912]

Last I checked Infiltration means to pass through gaps of enemy lines and shoot them in the back. I don't think the robots do that. They always seemed to use the front door and do a clean sweep and make sure everything is dead. Sure some may cloak but only during combat to give an advantage to themselves. So... wtf is this nonsense about Geth infiltration if they are gonna be coming in shooting? Stupid cops.

[ofnir123]

@Afroman8912 remember in ME1, on Noveria. No one even noticed that Benezia had brought Geth with her. I think that's what they meant

[LegendaryA37]

Legion just wants to be understood!!!

and tali is just fucking sexy

[shougoh]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite vid on youtube.

[brothersamuel40K]

Legion is such a smartass

[TehLoneWanderer]

Based off American customs

[meric2]

I think they should make a spin off game where the only characters are Geth and Elcor...

[Kiwomens]

THIS ONE thinks that a few Hanar should also be included in that spin-off ^^

[Mikey234432]

@Kiwomens

OH this one would be pleased if the humans did so...

[warmadkiller]

oh yeeeees, very good security indeed

[oddspelling]

Yes sir, Citadel security is as tight as a drum.

[Supperdude9]

Tight as a drum and as smart as a rock.

Who the hell is really in charge of C-Sec, EFG?

[Mynameisnotooo]

@Supperdude9 No, that would be a ham sandwich.

[Kiwomens]

Seems like some idiot is in charge... maybe Udina? ^^

[Mikey234432]

@Kiwomens

more like anderson is - ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

[iammjolnir]

@oddspelling

yep tight as TSA security

[Kikuta1Kotaro]

omg how stupid the officer is...

a whole geth army would be able to walk right into the center of the citadel and she wouldnt to recognize them.....LOL

[n3rdbear]

You humans are all racist!

[tldragonking]

@n3rdbear response : organics are meatbags.