TNG Recut 152 Suitable Mate

[linkingisnonsense]

I prefer SPERM!

[tb342]

Well played, Counselor!

[tallicalad]

LOL CUM!

[Tijnvaassen]

Riker's 'drink' looks like the Klingon jizz that was sprayed over Wesley in an earlier episode. Seems Will likes it too.

[rocketdave]

GeneralGrin, don't get me wrong; you do some very funny work, but is it impossible for you to watch a Star Trek episode without thinking, "How can I twist this into something gay?" For me, that would take some of the enjoyment out of the show.

[OhadAlmagorOhad]

@rocketdave Ha! Comments like yours only make this funnier to me.

[Bobopoa]

@rocketdave I doubt it was his first watching. Seems impossible considering that scenes come from all over the franchise.

[rocketdave]

@Bobopoa Well, yeah, I would imagine that he must know the franchise backwards and forwards in order to manipulate the material so expertly. I'm kinda envious of that talent. I'm not condemning it. I enjoy these videos along with everyone else. I'd just be kinda sad if I watched Star Trek so much that all that was left to me was finding ways to spoof it.

[SirColAmiX]

Strangle me while I brush your hair.. XD

I'll never forget this scene in family guy.

[typeNtardis]

Best. Post-credit. Ever.

[punchwalk]

Riker likes to enjoy a little hot "Todd"-y before bed.

[Tijnvaassen]

I hope the next recut will include the 'Sisko ruling the Nazi-empire' side-story.

[damnseriouselephant]

picard has every sexual fetish known to man



[alphawolfshard]

2:02 cum teehee

[polghirstenskoetter]

Hm, gotta consult the Technical Manual if there's any difference between sperm and cum replication.

[AlienEmissary]

I don't know if you plan to do anything more with Voyager, but if you're looking for great lines from Kate Mulgrew I'd suggest using NTSF:SD:SUV. "I'm going out tonight and I'm gunna get laid. Twice." would be very disturbing coming from Janeway.

[jeffthecoder]

1:53 "Klingon Monster..Devil Monster"

[CountessOfFlames]

Actually that brings up the question....could you replicate cum? Someone should bring that up at the next Trek convention.

[duderanch18237]

@CountessOfFlames

I'm guessing you could replicate the taste and texture.... fucking gross... BUT not the reproductive abilities.

[CIarKent]

@duderanch18237 the replicator can only creat dead cells, not living ones. so the spermazoids, even if they had DNA, would not be able to fertilize any eggs

[duderanch18237]

@CIarKent

Thanks!!! Now I know. And knowing is half the battle! (insert American flag)

[CIarKent]

@CountessOfFlames the replicator can only creat dead cells, not living ones. so the spermazoids would not be able to fertilize any eggs (even if they had DNA)

[CountessOfFlames]

@CIarKent So he is drinking dead sperm. Adds a whole different level to that scene....

[CountessOfFlames]

Two things out of left field:

"Strangle me while I brush your hair"

and "Cum".

Holy shit lol

[LactobacillusBrevis]

One riker, one cup

[StargateMunky]

"cumm" oh dear god

[StarTrekMarco]

The end reminds me on "Computer, give me a couple of piss... I prefer sperm" from an earlier recut.

[mattgronke]

Wouldn't he have ordered semen? And what race of ejaculate is that? Bolean? Do Boleans have blue cum?

[Bobsagetisshaft]

you should have had troi yell STOP ITTT in that shrill voice when she saw riker.

[Amar7605]

Last part - GROSS!!!!!! But funny!

[b33jal]

lmao riker!

[Spirotica182]

Strangle me while I brush your hair!

[Anarchist86ed]

How come you don't do an episode with data walking around saying "LOL" to everyone and everyone looking at him like he's a total tool bag? They'd get so pissed at him, he'd be disassembled and put out the photon tube. Again.

[WalrusDoom]

I played the Devil Monster in this episode.

[takerdust]

Troi killed Nerys :(

[jamieball]

Riker likes to drink cum lol hahahah

[Tijnvaassen]

When Riker kisses a woman his beard changes to a goatee and when he stops kissing it changes back to a full-grown beard.

[CIarKent]

@Tijnvaassen Riker's beard is in a constant state of quantum flux. must be a side effect of the phase cloak

[PCMechanic]

Dude, I'm starting to think you're a genius.

[FitrisCZ]

@PCMechanic WHAT? starting???

[dreamslides]

disgusting ending LOL!

[dreamslides]

As always brilliant Mr Grin :P

[ncruhk]

I will never look at the replicator the same way again...

[fistcontact]

I just want to know who programmed that recipe (^^;)

[CIarKent]

@fistcontact Picard did, in recut 72

[fistcontact]

@CIarKent It's just they way he input it that disturbs me...

[CIarKent]

@fistcontact what's the problem? "Computer, program a beverage composed of fresh human semen, extra thick, room temperature. from now on will be designated as "cum"

[fistcontact]

@CIarKent Oh, I was thinking a live sample...no wonder the replicator is always malfunctioning.

[kbrinks]

the ending hahahahaha

[Blackrook32]

LMFAO! Amusing yet disturbing at the sametime.. Loved it :D

[letsgowings735]

CUM!



[phillyflopper]

This was like peeling an onion. Except it brought me tears of joy. xD

[Katsuhisa777]

Oh, well played councillor!

[WilliamDell]

I was completely satisfied with the video by the credits and then you one-upped it with the Riker stinger. Well played indeed.

[ekuwa69]

ewww Riker nooo.

[BonScottAC]

2:00 Riker drinking sperm?

[nokesmb7]

@BonScottAC Picard must have started a trend back in Recut 72.

[JamesTKirk254]

Riker's drinking a cup of semen at the end...guess he didn't like Major Kira too much?

[KakashiBallZ]

GeneralGrin....you never fail to impress hahahahahhahahahahhahhahaa

[Trancemaster2052]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Impossible.

[IHatchetJack]

BEST one in a while! I have slight tears! 

[TheMultiGunMan]

★★★★★

Brilliant!.....Absolutely brilliant!

[Mrjamesanonymous]

'Strangle me while I brush your hair!!!!' XD

[AccAkut1987]

so Riker has the Defiants bridge in his quarters? woah, roomy... :D

[frogambassador]

Riker stole 1 persons cum.

[AdmiraITuvok]

again ending is the best.

[tallaussiebloke]

Mmm! Riker's Protein Shake! Kinda salty, but refreshing!

(Disturbing thought : did he save someone else's in the replicator, or HIS? O.o )

[slenkar]

which episode is that where troi comes on to picard?

[KhanDHV]

@slenkar "Devil's Due," the episode where a con-artist tries to enslave a planet using illusions to convince the population that she's their devil.

[scockery]

@KhanDHV Like Hilary Clinton's 2008 presidential campaign. Ahaha-ha....yeah.

[tannerwaterbury]

Oh EWWW!!! Now each time I see him in that scene with the milk, I'll think of him drinking cum... thanks for destroying my childhood.

[FluidDeconstructor]

btw, this is the best one yet, I nearly pissed myself from laughing..

[FluidDeconstructor]

Holy shit, that's a lot of cum, Riker you sick puppy!

[Sinsia]

Another impressive video! :)

[TianaSidhe]

Vorik makes me smile.

[frankgarrey]

Does this mean we're gonna get a Vorik-on-some-other-dude sex scene in the near future?

[mastigoz]

amazing

[aperson22222]

Very good, though I wish you'd stop mirroring shots. Seeing the comm badge on the right is very jarring.

[70d3x]

That talk between Worf and vulcanface was quite smoothly put together x]

[kvn8907]

@70d3x Smooth as an android's bottom?

[stevensjobs]

@70d3x agreed



[jimmymckooel]

noooooo

[vava52]

lol at Riker at the end...

[Jerkwad152]

LMAO @ Riker's choice of beverage

[pickering86]

First off a big hooray for American dad. These videos could be half as funny without that show.

Secondly, massive kudos to GeneralGrin, for taking all these sources and making something equally as entertaining.They really are some of the best vids on YouTube.

Finally; I wonder what a half klingon and half vulcan would look like.

[Halak014]

.... got man-milk?

[Wrath0fKhan]

hehehe

[deltaray3]

Hilarious. Really great job on changing the female to male in Worf's dialog. Seamless.

[frogambassador]

@deltaray3 If I hadn't seen the episode with Worf I wold never have known what he really said, it was so well edited it sounds natural !

[Wikkets]

lolololol

[photographer85]

xD hahhahaah