Portal 2: How Not To Be a Douche

[Homerdoh35]

I laughed my ass off

[sirEvat101]

Be a douche, can I be more of a douche than I am? is it possible?

[technoguy720]

I play Portal 2 co-op forever! FOREVER ALONE.....

[supergamingdude44]

"what the f*** indeed"

[fatstickslimz]

By doing reviews properly?

[13kalind]

Oh great...a maze...with the fucking worst player in portal 2. Yeah that's right, you suck. Fuck you..........just lemme through here...OK now don't fucking touch the switch...please just don't fucking touch the switch...aaaaaaaannnnnnd...FUC­K YOU, FUCK THIS GAME, FUCK YOU, IM GONNA GO FUCKING PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT

LOLOLOLOL

[13kalind]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAYA­HAHAUAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA OH CRAP I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[AlphaWolf1415]

Sister:*points to screen* "how NOT to be a douche" take notes or something

[0007bobert]

ill be the douche

[AlexTheDominator]

F$%@ THIS F%$@ YOU IM GONNA GO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT Thumbs up if you lol'd at that part :P

[GNRlova23]

Lesson six:

Using the ping tool once is enough, you don't have to repeatedly use the ping tool a billion times at once to point at one thing!

[iBrinky]

Hate kids who do this.

[iBrinky]

@TheSonichelper Press 1 for stfu.

[TheSonichelper]

press 1 for oioioioioioioioioioi

press 2 for reverse walk

press 5 for zombie and humping the air

press 6 for annoying sound

press 7 for why the fuck am i in the water

press 8 for worst portal 2 player ever

press 9 for mortal kombat

your welcome!

[GrisiousOrbGiratina]

Press 7

Why the fuck am I in the water?

[Superdud1000]

@mattyboy1996 Search remput. That's me

[JacobProf]

fuck you im gonna play mortal kombat



[Skateking1449]

Douchebaglyness

[MrFevero]

adblock ftw!

[TheAbed123zx]

as seen on topless robot...

[Rainbowstache3]

okay shot the lazer at the switch not me... stop stop stop it stop stop STOP

[nobodymik]

I don't see any ads, i don't get how people are raging about them.

[CrazyCameron625]

funny

[MochaholicPuppy]

they should of had the honey badger guy voiceover this

[2KingdomHearts345243]

:D Thanks for the tips!

[EarthCyclop]

Why did the freddiew ads lagging?

[joethebluepikmin12]

I miss the days of NO ADS and the yellow subscribe button now youtube is fucking us all

[xmysticful]

@joethebluepikmin12 I miss no ads. But complaining over the colour of a fucking button?!

No one cares what colour a button is, as long as its a button.

[ixusmyself]

the times when there was no adverts good times...

[TheSEP666]

so what to do is mute your sound and do exacly what the guy does

[Inferno1055]

And remember, don't be a douche!

[BlackGwarDeath666]

fuck you im going to go play mortal kombat hahahahahaha thats funny my friend picked both those up as pre-orders

[KaksziNugi]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[c450t]

Thanks on tips for how to be a douche

[paulvb2]

lol 0:55 what the f*** indeed

[DucksArmee]

I got -20000 Points with my Friend ;D

[justinbieberidiot]

i wanna count how much beeps there are in this video :p

[nackersmacker]

185 ppl Are Douche

[SuperCartoonAddict]

XD

[rmsully8]

I'm crying :'D

[BrokenSymmetry10]

Sounds a little like Hermes from God of War 3 don't you guys think? ;D

[DarkMecH68]

I'M GONNA BE THE BEST DOUCH IN PORTLE 2 EVAR!!! :3

[PeanutButtersGirl]

my brother kept killing me with the crushers >.<

[cj3d23]

what the fuck indeed lol

[ChiefVans]

lol rage this game looks fun but by friend has it for computer my comp not good enough T^T and i have no money to buy it with T^T

[TheSNESGrounder]

My friend on Steam laughs when I get killed by turrets. I used this video as a threat. This will be fun.

[bananasqueek]

this game reminds me of pinky and brain

[basioh1818]

'i'm gonna play moral combat' haha

[HyperSonic135]

@basioh1818 you spelt 'kombat' wrong

[isaacjrood]

Thats how i was the whole time playing coop my friend wouldnt shoot the right portals and killed me all the time

[HappyProductions12]

Lol

[gorillazroxsursox]

I was gonna do all of this to my sister,and she know's NOTHING about this!!!!i was gonna go through the door,and she crushed me!!!!! wtf!?! and then she was steaming my ass with the laser too. -.-" she's mean.

[shatteredglassluck1]

why is he still playing with the douchebag!?!?!

[supertoasteroftoast]

fucking ads. thanks viacom, your lawsuits are still killing youtube's money.

STILL.

after all the damn years. fuck you viacom.

[billbob40]

LOL!

[Rezurected14]

So fitting that P Body is the victim

[coolfunkDJ]

This isnt very convinsing not to be douch it actually makes me wanna be a douch because of the reactions!!!! THNX FOR TRYING!!!!!!!!

[dandudes98]

New how to annoy people right here.

[TheBubblealchemist]

The sad part is, I was the "bad portal player" with my sister. That guy sounds like her. "Court, no Courtney are you doing get off the button why am I going backwards, agh! no! That's the 40th time I've done, I'm done with this game." Hehe...it's funny until you want to play portal and no one will play with you

[Drugsanddragonslul]

Oh, awesome.

[TacZaCK]

lol

[wtfchaseramsey]

lol

[youfail6atportal]

lol

[audriuxas9]

fack you fucker man !!! you are suck bick you are banned!

[screams3]

Nice posh british accent ya got there! :3

[tellep7]

Got it. Be a Douche

[PurpleKaabii]

I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

ALL OF THEM WERE, I SWEAR

[cmacinnis]

**** your mother, right in here ****hole mouth.

[boynedmaster]

My friend removed me after I killed him in all these ways

....:(

[xweert711]

Every single time I play portal 2 co-op I get the crusher.

[grappel223]

You could have just said dont use sv_cheats 1 lol

[coolfunkDJ]

@grappel223 everytime i use cheats there gobsmacked and they end up asking to be friends on steam thinking that ill tell them the secret WOW!!!!!

[FastHedgehog12]

lol



[Zarren364]

Anyone notice that they guy switched colors for the last clip?

[preadatorsstealth66]

fck ur mother in her fcking mouth

[fizart1]

Orange remember Blue is not a human there is no need to keep killing him.

[GLaDOS6450]

Mega-anger issues dude! Cool down with the f and s word.

[rockoman100]

@GLaDOS6450 Fuck you shithead, i shit on your fucking face.

[flamingteddybears1]

@Verna28471 SPAM!!!!

[RockoJoe90]

@Verna28471 No body gives two sh**s, stop trying to gain money off of spams you tool.

[XIXJonathanXIX]

@Verna28471 spammer

[TheMrUnztopable]

they kinda stole the title from gamerspawn. From them video "Battlefield Bad Company 2 : How Not to be a Noob"

[MechmasterZ]

"I'm gonna go play Mortal Kombat" lol

[ISerathI]

Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point. Tsk tsk tsk orange.

[mattyboy1996]

looking for portal 2 coop partner im on ps3 =)

[Zork56cul]

lool

[Wheatley4269]

*launches portal 2*

[Leygoes]

LOL.

"Great, a maze. With the **** worst portal 2 player ever." xD Dying and killing your partner is always fun.

[KooqieToyShow]

that is a 7 year old mind stuck in a 20 year old body

[portalman13]

mortal kombat sucks big dick

[WeirdoTheater]

You forgot sv_cheats 1, kill partner name

[coolguyomega]

its not out of the question that the guy whos playing has a really minor case of serius doucbaggery lol

[THEFIREPPL]

ROFLMAO

[zacsvideos911]

Lol " f*** you im playing mortal kombat!"

[scratchyoshi]

[later, Mortal Kombat] F*** SH** F*** A**

[GuyTheShooter]

XD i loved that one and this one to: i am gonna kill u - fudge boom!

[GuyTheShooter]

f*** ur mother in her Fu***** mouth

[jaller32]

Crushers is the BEST way on how to be a douchebag

[muffinsphinx]

My friend and I had a good time being douches to each other... most of this stuff is only reeeally annoying if you're taking the game too seriously.

[FattyNoLife]

i had no one to play co-op with so i beat it by myself SO FRUSTRATING

[MizRedavni101]

I've killed my partner in every way listed EXCEPT for lasers...only because my partner never held still long enough for me to properly kill her.

:D

[jaller32]

@MizRedavni101 HER?????? IS SHE HOT!?!??!!

[bloodbath4467]

@jaller32 maybe after the attempt with the laser she is indeed very hot.

[DeepakPawndU]

@jaller32 jajajja, the first thing that comes to out mind.

[jaller32]

@DeepakPawndU what are you? A fucking jejemon cos of jajaja??

[DeepakPawndU]

@jaller32 maybe I am, Go jigglepuff,

[Brachio12898]

@MizRedavni101 Girlfriend troubles? lol



[moeyano]

@MizRedavni101 Your mother must be so proud.

[tompro53]

This video still makes me laugh.

[UpperClassSnob]

183 people went and played mortal kombat

[UpperClassSnob]

183 went and played mortal kombat

[ROBLOXains]

Lol at the end when he said "Hate this game,im going to play some mortal kombat

[suggestions8]

An IGN video that doesn't suck total ass! :O

Good job guys!

[KrazyKacophony]

Heh heh. Not bad. I actually laughed out loud. I already beat Co-Op with my boyfriend, Ren. He bought the game for me. He's the sweetest. Just wanted to put a comment of fame for him.

[DarkFlamer45]

I've already beaten co-op, so I'm just gonna fuk with ppl know XD

[KrazyKacophony]

@DarkFlamer45 I beat it about a month ago! >83

[Maxarcc]

I lolled irl

[LUKEF779]

hahahal so funny

[SakoyoAragoni]

I haven't laughed that hard for days.

[Wyzdm]

This was the funniest one yet,! Thanks for the laughs.

I hope you fared better with Mortal Kombat ! LOL

[SuperMarioMovieMaker]

I feel bad for the guy who was being tortured like that, but even though I feel bad for him, man are his reactions hilarious.

[arcanask]

I think I know that voice. Is that Topher Grace?

[Starfox513]

thumbs up for mortal kobat at the end

[CssMassaker]

mortal kombat nee' css!!!

[TheDinaroTV]

fuck your mother right in her fuckhole mouth fuckin

[TheRabbitFear]

the people online quit as soon as they "die" it sucks and none of my friends own portal 2 or even intend to so i cant just play with them on split screen

[1DeZeMaNakaJimBO1]

lawl was seeing some rage trailers..... then i saw portal2 douche. so i thought? gonna try somthing different to watch..... and what freaking ad showed up Rage...

[Gavinprior1]

*beep* your mother right i her *beep* hole mouth *beep*xD

[MakingCables]

I'M GONNA FUCKING PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT.

[TMoney521900]

WHAT THE F*** MAN, WHAT THE F*** INDEED.

[JollyjuicyfruitX]

HIlarious

[PowPopPwn]

@bl00dyt1g3r Screw the Xbox360 :D

[catholicgamer99]

This wasn't very funny.

[bl00dyt1g3r]

Screw the PS3 :D

[MrBlackShoter]

@bl00dyt1g3r BUT NO

[813lazaro]

@bl00dyt1g3r fock you



[SableOrpheon]

Funny... I did this all to my friend when we played coop on the release date :D

[RawrBallz]

This video fucking cracked me up i cant stop wacthing its so funny thumbs up if you feel the same way

[Bumblebee13241]

lol at 2:17 .

[DarkJADz8]

@Bumblebee13241 I dont get it.

[ScvWildcats19]

I thought this was real until I heard the end when he said he was going to play Mortal Combat....

[mupp33n]

Acting is not IGN's strong side I guess.. paid reviews and morons behind it.

[Oliver1131]

@108metalhead except you need psn to get your free pc code

[ChaosSasori]

"ARE YOU-?! FUCKING SUCK AT THIS GAME..."

[Hardmetal1993]

hahaha

[melonlord14]

XD hahaha thanks,im gonna do all of these when i get portal 2!

[trey1177]

@melonlord14 douchebaggg >.<

[melonlord14]

@trey1177 hahaha itll be fun killing my teammates in every possible way XD

[crazynico101]

this is funny

[kieranwilson32]

Shut the frak up about PC vs PS3 everyone and just laugh at the funny video.

[Rufuzz2]

Fuck mortal kombat ... PORTAL 2 FTW!

[108metalhead]

wow man... wayyy tooo many pricks on youtube... i am not trying to start a console war...portal is the same experiance won any platform...

[TheQueenCoeurl]

@Danilko100 I know my PC is fully capable to run Portal2 on it's highest settings. So i compromise; co-op split screen on the PS3 on a massive full HD screen, and then single player on my PC. Best of both worlds! The only downside is I have to wait for PSN to come back up in order to sync my achievements...

[paronfisk]

Scott Bromley :D

[FiveofHearts1]

This sounds more like a How-To guide....

[max10293847566]

@FiveofHearts1 Damn right!

[KTflipsides]

@BoySamusMetroid my point exactly it would make me feel smarter XD

[Shinya707]

Horse shit god damn bird!

[ThebombsquadDoc]

"and remember, don't be a douche"

[c0wz]

this is more like an instructional video.

[hakuseiDESU]

I did most of those and yet I still have my best friend. Somehow.

[duckssyo]

stop.. stop. stop. stop.

[Kaosbreakercloud]

166 people are playing Mortal Kombat!!!!

[dippers994]

I think this whole console war thing is retarded. Ps3 has pros as well as xbox. It's all just a matter of personal preference. I prefer Ps3 because of demon's souls, uncharted, infamous, killzone, little big planet, god of war, resistance and all that. Halo is all right gears is all right. Pc has the most options but it's the most expensive.

[Murrp0nchan]

Did I hear Anthony Burch?

[IchiJewSan]

I think they made this video to purposely be a douchebag. because i for one want to commit some douchebaggery.

[MrPie455]

This just makes me want to be a douche on this game

[ManOfManyLolz]

@MrPie455 It's easy because if you do be a douche to the other player, they can't hurt you. All they got is a portal gun. You're the one controlling and on solid ground!

[MrPie455]

@ManOfManyLolz You certainly are a man of many lolz

[K1mberleyJ0]

BWAHAHAHA DUDE THAT ROCKED! I LMAO FOR A SOLID 10!

[DJEvillincoln]

I haven't played CO op yet.. but it could be worse... I could have a PS3.