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  • Hope it will come a Bayonetta 2 Love her! ^^

  • Nope i remembered Evangelion too, loved that show.

  • ...Was I the only one that was reminded of Neon Genesis Evangelion when I heard 'Fly Me To the Moon'?

  • Love this Game Hope Part 2 Comes Out soon

  • Man havent seen this in a while. btw i played all Dmc games and Bayoneta is WAY better.

  • What was the significance of the glasses, did they say? I mean I think it makes her even hotter but I still want to know.

  • @outlawstar15a2 It's a common Japanese fetish, that's all. Their culture prefers big eyes, and glasses are good for accentuation. Though Bayonetta is designed with slim, "wild and strong girl" eyes to play both ends of the attraction.

  • holy fcuk! "fly me to the moon" :DDD this is epic

  • dante has armor and shit , she only has hair wich makes her defense lower ...definitley vote for bayonetta shes incredible

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  • The dressing part and the music is like sailor moon, she needs to lose the glasses... and yeah this part of the game seems boring.

  • @trishy015 you obviously didnt hear the creators saying the glasses are an important part of Bayonetta, why do you think shes never seen without them

  • did she just DO six angels at once!!!?

  • What are the game makers trying to do? Making Devil May Cry look like an amateur? Hell No!

  • I've always wondered who was stronger: Dante or Bayonetta? I think, with doubts, that they are really just equally powerful. Most likely, they'll end up sparring and stop in the middle just to get to know each other or something.

  • Those monsters look VERY similar to the "Mass Produced Eva's" (for those that know what Im talking about). Its uncanny, even those halo type things floating above their heads resemble the glyphs that appear around the Mass Produces Eva's. Im about to buy this anyway I've thought it looked "appealing" in a "certain" way. Plus I've got no faith in the new DMC being any good, especially seeing as the original dev's have thrown in the towel (like Team Silent did with Silent Hill)

  • 8:00 Looks like he has the power of the God Hand!

  • This could actually end up being made into a fairly good movie. It's not likely to ever happen, but I think it would be interesting.

  • This game is epic and funny. Simply gotta love that crazy setting :D

  • what the f*ck .... they're here for this douchbag

  • It's just me but I like Bayonetta more than Dante, but i still think he's bad ass, it's just my own personal opinion. But i would love to see them fight or fight together. Even including like Nero and Jeanne would be epic.

  • I could almost see Dante sitting at the edge of the wall applauding after Bayonetta strike the 8:24 pose.

  • Hooolllyyyyyy duuuheerrpppppp

  • 4:26

    I wish Bayonetta would tuck me in. :(

  • wanna see Bayonetta and Dante take a Strwaberry Sunday Together !

  • ill just come out and say it.

    AWESOME.

  • pause at 6:15 :O doooo you see what I see!!! haha

  • love the part where they switch the music to the ending song of Evangelion~!

  • @yujisamadesu

    Fly me to the moon is a famous song in it's own right. It was still very well known even before the great anime Evangelion came around.

  • @Neragith Oic.. Thanks~! i never knew that LOL Thanks for sharing. :)

  • well thats one weird game.

  • dude this looks kick ass. plus i know the song during the fight. Fly Me to the Moon. it was the ending song for Neon Genesis Evangelion

  • seems like goku and chuck norris are going to get a run for their money after all xD

  • ROLF!!! XD

  • go bayonetta!!! rule the world!!!

  • "Red Hot"

    HOME RUN HITTER

  • Joe 7:57

    could this be viewtiful Joe's tombstone?

  • @samianka looks like it :) Red Hot Homerun Battle...party game anyone?

  • Best. Game. Ever. Bayonetta, u rock girl!!!!

  • The dude at around the 1:00 mark sounds like Stretch from Casper.

  • Even though I haven't played this game yet, I still effing love it!

    But I gotta say sometimes Bayonetta's poses and anatomy, in general, scares me - you never see any human-being pose like that, but then again I bet that's partly what sells her, as a character, so good!

  • Ummm........ What the hell did I just watch?!

  • @sonyslilhelper The best intro of the best game ever. Just that!

  • Dude, I totally need the name of the song at 2:45 , when the angels starts to descend

  • @eleone8 it's angel call # 1 .11 year old knows

  • @eleone8 angel call 1

  • ending of evangelion

  • @hellzink89 hey dude it angels call 1.

  • I think I wanna play this game now.

  • wats the name of the Music in the Fighting scene?

  • @mapleking1996 "Fly Me To The Moon"

  • @mapleking1996 fly me to the moon , cute song,

    

  • "Beautiful..." :)) the best decription for Bayonetta.

  • wow that's an opening.

  • Awww don't ruin the game by sayin u tapp that when I know u don't even have the balls the ask a girl out...

  • @ChainedKarmaKazi You call that a girl? If Bayonetta was a real person, her legs would be taller than me and her brain would be as small as a dogs. She's a freak

  • @mkygod yea i call that a girl....its cinda obvious..mm i never said she was real im just hoping she is n if she is real her legs wouldn't be taller then u...he brain would be normal..geez u say some weird sht..Ok :D your dick is as small as a dogs and i can prove that because u said "her legs would be taller than me" and there normal size...

  • that ass... id tap that!

    dante and kratos have blue balls for sure

  • bayonrtta esta muy rica

  • well,then... Adios...... WHat the *****??

  • Fucking sexy, even when she pistol whipped that angel thing ^^

  • I love it!! i complete this game in every difficulty setting with the full 1000G and i still just love it!!

  • whoever said glasses are for geeks?

  • I heard Bayonetta is a bit slutty,but the game still looks awesome.I have to get it!!!

  • just love this game ^^ i always like when the "riders of light" soundtrack starts when you kickass :D

  • Her thighs are about as long as her head and torso O_O

  • is this an america game

  • Good lord,

    This made me want this game a whole lot harder,

    It looks fantastic! : D

  • lol, Japan.

  • ROFL!!!! X-D

    Completely stupid but looks like good fun.

    Like a cross between Devil May Cry, Tomb Raider and Space channel 5!

  • @Sn0wc4t Same team that made the original DMC are behind this. So no wonder it shares a similar style.

  • Ah! Gotcha.

    That makes a lot of sense. 8-)

  • sweet gesus

  • Lol, this game is so ridiculous.

  • @someuserperson

    Well the game does have an M rating for a reason.

    If you don't like the content why don't you cry me a river then build a bridge to get over it.

  • 8:05 reminds me of God hand when he use his roulette

  • 6:47 = Wowowow!

  • Fly me to the moon! Awesome insert!

  • You just know the developers are hentai fans.

  • Bayonetta is like the love child of Dante and laura croft!

  • lol she does so many funny/sexy poses it gets hard to keep track.

    but can somebody please tell me why she's literally pistol-whipping angels in the first place?

  • They were corrupted. Although the developers also tried inverting themes (based from the "The Making" of Bayonetta vids), like Good is bad and vice versa.

  • I like how she works the pole while she is killing the angels... :D

  • Hahahahaha. Totally agree. Fun. Very fun.

  • Oh god, this is so silly and so funny. After the start with her reciting things, I thought it would be at least semi serious... totally wrong.

    I didn't know such silliness existed, it was like reading a fan fic. Clothes self rip lol. Poses, lol. Guns lol. Stereotypical black guy voice lol. Gore lol. Disco vibe lolol.

  • Wow....... at 6:08 there were bewbs >.>

  • pshah! ferget about that. i cant believe they actually showed ALL of her ass. lol

  • The last 10 seconds were hot.

    "LAAAHH"

  • O.o

  • Bayonetta is awesome but in a one on one fight Dante would still win. It would be epic as crap but Dante would still win. But then again, why would they fight? Theyed probably slay together and then Dante would make some kind of perverted comment which Bayonetta would return. Then the would go to the upstairs Rodin's bar. Call me a pervert but I call it as I see it.

    Dante's line would be: "Guns, guns, guns... lots of firearms to." Can someone give me a giggity?!!?!

  • @DeathIsABishi GIGGITY!!! X3

  • Thats what im talking about but i still like Devil my cry more then this game. this game should have bean devil my cry and her in the game too, like the new char Nero in devil my cry 4, she is the new one in 5

  • @Vitapantern no, shes too campy for devil may cry, devil may cry takes itself too seriously. Bayonetta is campy fun :D

  • Lol then u probebly never played Devil my cry Dante is a joker thats what he is but all the other chars in game is serious. so what u say i dont agree with

  • Yeah But they slay oppisites Dante- Demons Beyonetta-Angels

  • @ImperfectSoulav

    look at it this way. the angels were bad and the demons were... antiheroish. it wouldn't matter that much anyway considering they're from different universes.

  • gi gi giggitty!

  • @DeathIsABishi but dante slays demons? ... bayonetta is a witch... semi-demon..?

    So they would have a reason to fight.

  • @Samsukkaa Look, to Dante it doesn't matter who or what you are. If your intentions are pure he doesn't give two shits. Trish was a demon yet he forgave her. What about that Bradly guy in the anime. Demon, but he didn't care. Bayonetta is trying to save the world so Dante would probably help her.

  • @DeathIsABishi while i agree, i disagree on one point. Bayonetta couldnt give a rats ass about the WORLD. altho she HAPPENS to be on the "good" side she still isnt, she kills "angels" for her own survival.

  • @Samsukkaa Well Dante is a sucker for ladies in destress so he'd probably want to find a way out of it for her. Well, it doesn't matter. I'll just wait for some FanFiction author to write something.

  • @Samsukkaa uhm.. dante is a demi-demon himself.. so..

  • @DeathIsABishi In a one on one fight? Please. At full power, Bayonetta can summon a creature powerful enough to punch God's soul straight out of its corporeal body and right into the fucking sun. I love Dante and all, don't get me wrong, but even he needed help when fighting Mundus. Not so with Bayonetta.

  • @BreakOutTheLobsters Actually that was with Jean's help that she summoned that thing. Secondly if we count Dante's incarnations his DMC4 one is much stronger than his DMC1 one. There are all kind of X factors that would have to go into the fight. Also keep in mind that Bayonetta has to do her sexy dance of doom to summon her giant creatures of doom. As I said before in this thread lets just wait for some form of fanfiction or Monty Oum to animate a fight.

  • @DeathIsABishi No, she didn't have any help from Jeanne. (WAIT FOR IT I'LL TELL YOU WHY.) We know this because she's altogether quite surprised to see Jeanne a little bit after the fight. Now, Bayonetta's a smart lady. I'm sure she would have noticed if Jeanne helped her out with her spellcasting.

  • @DeathIsABishi I'm not entirely sure why they gave Queen Sheba white bits as well as black, though. My theory is they just didn't want to go through the trouble of creating different versions for both Bayonetta and Jeanne.

    As for the length of her incantation, she'd certainly have to daze him first, but I imagine that wouldn't be too hard for Bayonetta. The woman's like a Dragonball Z character playing around in a much weaker universe.

  • @BreakOutTheLobsters One question though, can Bayonetta survive fatal injury? I noticed she managed to dodge lots of bullets in witchtime but did she ever take a fatal wound and come back from it?

  • @DeathIsABishi Oh, absolutely. Lots of stuff that would kill anyone else happens to Bayonetta and she comes out of it fine. Such as getting a bus dropped on her, for instance.

  • @BreakOutTheLobsters That was super strength. I'm talking about regeneration.

  • @DeathIsABishi Just to be clear, we ARE both talking about the "I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town" bus-drop, not the offhand catch bus-drop, right?

    As for regeneration, I honestly don't know. That might have been one of the powers she got with her contract, but we never really find out because she's fast and insanely durable, plus half the fun with her is her insane sex appeal. Getting coated in her own blood somewhat spoils that a bit.

  • @DeathIsABishi I should think someone capable of dodging and tanking as well as Bayonetta wouldn't really NEED regeneration, though, even if she did have it. And of course Dante's at something of a disadvantage when it comes to standard combat in that any near-miss he makes gives Bayonetta a few free attacks, because of Witch Time.

  • @DeathIsABishi Now, again, please don't think I'm just knocking Dante here; I love Devil May Cry, really I do. I just think that in terms of agility, durability, and sheer brute strength, Bayonetta appears to win, even without her summoning magic.

  • @BreakOutTheLobsters Oh don't worry, I'm actually quite happy that I can have an intelligent discussion with someone without either party regressing into enraged fanboy mode. As to counter the witchtime though Dante has both quicksilver style and the bangle of time. Ultimately I think it would come down to if Dante could get a good hit on Bayonetta or Beyonetta could wear down Dante's regeneration enough to daze him and use one of her hair demons on him.

  • @DeathIsABishi Hm, I think you're right.

    In that case, maybe it would help if we graded them based on backup? So that's what, Jeanne vs Trish?

  • @BreakOutTheLobsters Or Nero. But if this is a one on one fight I don't think the two would get involved and instead have their own fight. Trish honestly would probably loose that fight but Nero would have a better chance considering the Devil Bringer would be somewhat effective at countering the hair demons that Jeane would summon.

  • @DeathIsABishi Hell, I bet he could just give her a quick smack on the bum to distract her from chanting and get back to the fight. Her Wicket Weaves might be a little difficult to manage, though. Oh, Nero, and you thought your spectral arm was special. Jeanne's is bigger.

  • @BreakOutTheLobsters Dude, that smack on the ass can send a man through a building, and need I remind you that that arm was capable of crushing the saviors face while Dante could barely do any damage to it.

  • @DeathIsABishi Mmm, good point. Of course, Wicked Weaves can do decent damage too... not THAT much, though. I doubt it, but is Jeanne allowed to play with her missiles?

  • @BreakOutTheLobsters Which missiles?

  • @DeathIsABishi The ones you get to play hot potato with during her boss battle.

  • @BreakOutTheLobsters The demonic catch of doom would probably work in that situation.

  • @DeathIsABishi Oh! Right. Goddamn I keep forgetting about that. Dunno WHY, it's pretty much what makes him special.

  • I.......I think im i love TwT

  • only in japan

  • opening reminds me of medival

  • Best opening.....ever!

  • Epic.This woman is perverted. Talk about Fan service. And a cool Disco Pose at the end. Epic.

  • O_O dang that is what I call a shit load of guns, lol

  • Great to see the Devil May Cry sense of humor is still in full swing. This should be one hell of a fun game to play.

  • its fucking amazing. the ending sequences blew me away

  • 6:05

  • nice that bitch is hot

  • Boring? Are you kidding? The ending is fantastic! But it's hard not to be when you have Fly Me to the Moon playing.

  • Nice to see Danny Devito is in the game, nice VO work too........crickets.

  • wow she can kick dante's ass!

  • @kuraian2 thats what hideki said would happen.HE WORD IS LAW!

  • @kuraian2 she DID kick Dante's ass.

  • @kuraian2 I Kno Right That Would Be A Real Good Fight!!

    I Hope They Make A Bonus Game With Those 2 Fghting Eachother Then Prob. Team Up Like In DMC4!! LOL

  • @kuraian2 you say that but he can't die

  • @kuraian2 i agree but they can make one KICKASS devil/witch team

  • @kuraian2 that emo kid they now call Dante sure the original Dante no way in hell

  • @ZIM2KK1 i think they are very similar in many ways.

  • @kuraian2 hm personality wise i guess so but the other version was more like "i don't care how big you are or what part of hell you came from im still gonna kick your ass" new one seems like hes just sick of living . i think we got enough vg hero's like that as it is :l

  • Damn....Dante wish your ass goodbye hahahha :) sexy and deadly!

  • veiwtiful joe reference at 7:57

  • This is so fucking awesome and hilarious xD

  • This game is freaking amazing.  It just never stops, it's so wonderful.

  • Throw me a gun, '' candy.. ? '' Mmmm :)

  • whats the story about?

  • 5:10 Is he a f***ing Terminator?!

  • lol, that's what i said XD

  • dude, did she just ate something that came out of a dead guy's casket

  • he wasnt deAD

  • i love the happy music mixed with the brutal killing

  • Vagina style the ultimate techniuqe

  • 6:47

    Crotch-first. One of the deadliest fighting styles, also one of the hardest to master.

  • It's drawer dropping... I mean jaw cocking ...I'm mean jaw dropping. I meant to say...I didn't mean to spray my pants but judging form Bayonetta's stance she's use to it anyway.

  • must get game.......hot chick and the gameplay raw as fuck

  • Hah, Bayonetta's using Ebony and Ivory at 8:19.

  • @Crispybiscuit1 holy crap, you're right :D

  • i saw nipples LOLLOLOOLLO"OOO must rent game O_O

  • holy fucking shit

  • you can always rely on the japanese to make really perverted games.

  • @moman007 the Japanese go thru puberty at 20-40

    they need this stuff

  • @soraVSroxas109 loooooooooooool hahhahahahahhhaha so very true

  • @moman007 Americans make just a perverted ones.

  • @TheEpicAnimator Lol but I don't think America made animated child porn.

  • What the fuck just happened,....

  • Never been so turned on by a fictional character...pray for my soul :\

  • Only thing you have to pray about is that you don't break your controller playing this game. >)

  • Or your penis.

  • sexy!

  • (jaw hits the floor)

  • I just realized that her outfit is made out of her own hair. ._____.

    . . . -Tries to do that with my own hair!-