YouTube Poop: Michael Rosen Finds a Dead Girl In His Fridge

[XxBluexVertigoxX]

At least his story makes sense.

[dkyp44]

SUS

[gta4cat]

:D this is soooo disturbing XD

[12ealDeal]

@gta4cat I remember this one Michael Rosen poop that got taken down. It was a poem with some unsettling music behind it. It started: "My box, now that I was inside with the lid shut, I turned the handle and the box closed on me"... That was the most unsettling one I've seen, but I can't find it anywhere and I don't remember who posted it. I think it might have been derrymarkson.

[Galethvia]

I need some survival SUS.

[TangerineWizard123]

@xNoblexGamingx poet and childrens entertainer

[hyattlover123]

The grudge is haunting him :L

[DjEsemar]

lol

[BonkAtomic]

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[LordVader89]

@xNoblexGamingx He makes poems for children and I believe these videos are him narrating the stories for the poems.

[BlooditeDrakan]

Man, this Michael Rosen... He's so easy to sentence mix and you can come up with some incredible out of context material. He's like a beginner's guide to youtube pooping!!

[xNoblexGamingx]

i love your videos dude. What does this guy actually do in real life? Is he some kind of motivational speaker or something?

[InvinciblePie]

This was weirdly hilarious yet disturbing at the same time :S

[awesometoon3451]

lol

[MySweetParadigm]

i laughed

[NotecardPoetry77]

i don't get why this is funny....

[IronFabianSteel]

0:30 there were dollops of magets in her eyes XD

[PURPLEFLYINGGORILLA]

GET OFF ME!

[Soki7000]

Michael Rosen has great negotiation skills. "D'you want an apple!? :D"

[coreyhhh]

Disturbing



[FBIagentNinja]

He was hiding in the room, jacking off and crying. Disturbing.

[KhazWolf]

@FBIagentNinja Hey, I've been there...

[JunKazamaFan]

The description of the dead girl legitimately disturbed me. Also, I need one of those SUS Kits.

[AdminiumWarrior]

Jacking off a crying at the same time? Lord knows, that didn't work when I tried it.

[Marioshi64]

I love that laugh at 0:45

[ShadowkeeperTei]

Dead in my fridge XD

[RyvernRaigon]

I wonder how much one of those SUS kit cost.

[AdminiumWarrior]

I sent this to his channel.

I said it was probably the cleanest poop, as it were, becuase apparently he enjoys them.

[Armyof2100]

he looks like nicepeter

[mirrorseye]

LMAO!!!!!

[SuperFlameRing]

Micheal Rosen horror story. XD

[benlaneconnor]

"Do you want an apple?"

^The best way to repel a murderer.

[LinkYaman]

O.O

[ZukuRiot]

And he's shoving a knife down my throat, get off me!... cause it's hurting" I don't know why that made me laugh so much :D

[gamerunknown]

My SUS kit will have a duck and a health inspector

Also, I found this hilarious and I love charity and stuff

[sweettooth80]

shhhh im wanking fap* fap

[TennAkeySAINT]

lolz I had to stop watching cause I threw up. Thats how you know when a poop is good.

[ufuckfacesonofabitch]

Now I know how to survive a knife being jammed down my throat!

[AsymptoteInverse]

Contents of a standard SUS kit: Plamz, puffed wheat, windmills, and cock.

[golem237100]

@AsymptoteInverse What about Plumz?

[AsymptoteInverse]

@golem237100 Plumz, plamz. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. :)

[Marioshi64]

@AsymptoteInverse You forgot Chocolate Gingers

[AsymptoteInverse]

@Marioshi64 Chocolate gingers always give me indigestion, so I never pack any.

[IceinDark]

@AsymptoteInverse PLUMS!

[neat140]

press 1 for Micheal Rosen sucking his fingers XD

[lasoogneypubes]

Has anyone else been unable to find a Michael Rosen YouTube Poop that wasn't hilarious?

[rem520]

This is a video of my life story!

[zammeee]

One of the funniest MR poops !

[GalacticPond]

I was jacking off and crying

8 0

[tempest2time]

I was eating ice cream when I watched this....I will never eat ice cream again

[dodgedip123]

this is not one of those comments!

on April 25th 2011 micheal rosen was looking for strawberry ice cream when he found a dead little girl in his fridge. if you don't post this to 6 micheal rosen youtube poops the next time you go to your fridge looking for plums you will find a dead girl with skin on her face. be sure to get your SUS kit

started by : dodgedip123

[Ty82000]

Haha, best Michael Rosen Poop!

[boapu]

jacking off and crying LOL

[SaviorQuest]

0:44 at first I thought he had turned into Barack Obama.

[rem520]

@halokid57 Well said. I had just decided SUS is just meant to get people to ask what it is. There isn't any real meaning behind it, but it always seems to get me to lol. Oh and hail Vaati!

[rem520]

@LinkOnDrugs i give the video 9.5/10 + an extra .5 for your username. 10/10!

[ZecharaiCloud]

Did he use fridge logic?

[zcheeseolly]

Holy shit

[OperationAnime262]

I'm not going to lie down on the ground again if a creepy voice speaks to me.

[Mizenko]

Ok, I'm scared of my fridge now.....O_O

[WMan37]

I was like, OH LOOK A MICHAEL ROSEN YTP! Then as i watched it my face slowly went from :D to ಠ_ಠ

[totodile493]

0.0

[LarsPwnsAll98]

What's the song at the very beginning?

[millerliteisgud]

I lol'd when I saw the title lmao

[AntiTroll1000]

Where can I get some Survival SUS for a cheap price?

[Dconquist]

Jesus shit.

[zachsims520]

i sat in my corner jacking off and crying....i did that in kindergarten xD

[ProtonPivotXD]

@zachsims520 so you jacked off in kindegarten..........right

[zachsims520]

@ProtonPivotXD no it is in the video

[totodile493]

@zachsims520 You whacked off in Kindergarten?

[zachsims520]

@totodile493 no i was just saying

[eggofan247]

I'm scared to sleep tonight

[kriszium]

,,SO I PEELED THE SKIN OFF HER SKULL... heh" LMAO! xDDDD 0:33

[ToastWaffle95]

the fuck does 'sus' mean?

[halokid57]

@ToastWaffle95 It's a complex synonym which has something to do with everything, and nothing at the same time, if you were to try and comprehend it, your face would melt of, and your family would all die. Its probably better you just laugh at it, because if you think about it to hard, you'll activate skynet's free thinking "sus"tems.

So in short, Heil Vaati!

[tacomanfan344]

Michael has given us the key to surviving ANY event - the almighty SUS.

[WEEKDAAYZ]

@tacomanfan344 i thought it was sauce

[JabberCash]

brilliant



[TheFlippyProductions]

Oh god, please make this man make another Michael YTP.

[xTheDeathSaintx]

is he sure its a dead girl. cuz from what the news said it was a dead little boy (nyc)XD...........im sorry

[DarthVTOR]

@xTheDeathSaintx lol, i saw that article or whatever

[WARRIORofHARDCORE]

SUS!

[HELLoAND1DIE1ZED]

fuck robatusin u got sus

[omghom]

THIS IS HORRIBLUH!!!

[sporefan555555]

@omghom

say the one who suck blades sus

[RantingRuckus]

this is the most disturbing youtube poop ever i almost threw up

[zbchopss]

i loved 0:36 lolz!!!!

[Deretythe]

Honestly, this is the most messed up YTP I've ever seen... That wasn't messed up for sexual reasons :p

[213luiz]

Let's make one moment of silence for the 2 people who didn't have a survival SUS kit...

[zaker345]

aw man! i need one of them SUS kit's....

[xKoblec]

You win 1000 interbutts.

[LordZoldemort]

I wonder if cs188 has seen this.

[DeloreandudeTommy]

Sounds like a "perfectly normal" episode of Criminal Minds.

[KelseyBeePink]

Mmm, what a beautiful story you have painted in my mind. I could almost see her eyes full of maggots. *smack* Nice.

[DukesBigFan]

I was eating.....

[luigifan07]

Uh...cool story bro...

[imakedookie]

the first half is amazing

[VideoGameFreak7]

Survival Sauce

[IdesOfAutumn2]

ಠ_ಠ

[LucyLabrador1]

That was a brilliant story! :D

[Reiki151]

This tells a very vivid story...

[zodiark111]

This is pretty good man.

[GmodAddict]

GET OFF ME

IT'S HURTING

I'M DYING

i cried.

[Appfox]

ur fucking amazing

[AbesOddyseeFreak]

What's SUS?

[IdesOfAutumn2]

@AbesOddyseeFreak Sauce.

[Pwnage195]

Thumbs up if you looked behind you!!!

[xV1BxPr0ducT10nSx]

@RobertsNetworkCom maybe he thinks your poops are crap, not saying they are, i haven't seen them

[MrAlienHybrid]

O_0

[BurningFist84]

ಠ_ಠ

[SmashLiXs]

wow a dead loli in the fridge

[MADDOGERNIE]

survival sus

[sonofa2]

And it was ... Harrybo!

[Jimaera]

Lmfao, wow... this deserves an award.

[Spl4shD4m4ge]

This. RULES. ALL.

[codyjhhs]

I love you.

[DrBillyMays]

oh my god

[Yotrig]

Hahahah this is too good, amazing job.

[Pwnage195]

Jacking off and crying.

[Epic0Studios]

"DO YOU WANT AN APPLE"

[IAMDREADFUEL]

I am the one dislike.

INB4 nerd raeg.

[newyorkment]

0:41 "OKAY I SAID OKAY" sounds legit

[Arawin1]

Survival SUS, saving lives everywhere!

[ImperialLobster]

This is incredible.

[darkarbiter7]

He took his glade out of his pocket?

[DJReveerb]

I've been watching youtube poops for five years, and I still don't know what SUS is...

[Arawin1]

@DJReveerb join the club!

[silentgamer213]

He starts up a chant! FOR 3 HOURS----Killkillkillkillkillk­ill

[iloveMCandCQ]

ITS HURTING!

im dieing....

And i cried....

[opie427]

0:37 LOL

[crossbones116]

So that's what happened to his neck...

[billymaysproductions]

god micheal rosen childhood was so dramatic hahaha

[UltraNoseProductions]

Very good :)

[MrGregorychant]

Deserves more views.

[YoshiShell]

I had a nightmare like this once.

[baggachipz101]

ive never heard a more depressing story

[JosephPage]

@baggachipz101 Might I recommend the short story I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison.

[dammitcrap]

omg... this is amazing! and a real poop at that. i hate it when people use outside source sound effects to say things. that totally takes away the quality. but this right here is an excellent example of poop in its raw, truest form

[grey9438]

holy shit man,hope i never run into this guy

[NotCliffyB]

Not a single dislike?! OMG :D

[TenouHaruka0]

Gettaoff me!

[PeterOnoLennon]

SUS

[CaRcInOgEnIcxSyRiNgE]

*pukes violently everywhere*

.... In other words, good job.

[PurveyorOfYTP]

0:23 THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hujublego]

Man, I need to get myself one of those SUS kits.

[nemesisurvivorleon]

this is absolutely perfect

[Leary824]

Christ. That's by and far the best Michael Rosen poop I have seen for a long time.

[panther0567]

Blimey!

[Lenoh]

You, sir, have a new subscriber.

[JQisAwesome]

cs188 just favorited this. Expect views.

[ephue]

@JQisAwesome basically, lmao

[DevoutSkeptic]

SURVIVAL SUS FTW

[MrSomadude]

Bravo!! Bravo!!

[Plasmon19]

That was some pretty descriptive graphic language there, I guess he's pretty good at telling stories after all.

[MindDemon666]

This is a simply amazing YTP.

[ProtoMario]

She looked like melting cheese

[Applesm8]

The ending just was to much

[ThemOldaBoys]

How come I didn't recognize the Inception music the first time?

[ManiaKattaK]

Hiding in your room jacking off and crying is a natural reaction to this shit.

[PhantomXS]

This is some of the best audio splicing I've ever heard.

[nemesisurvivorleon]

@PhantomXS oh god yes.

[YOMAMAXXL]

@PhantomXS naah. i've seen better: watch?v=rff7vOcFDy8 and watch?v=pM06Y4LPCt8

[ChristianU2ubeh]

MICHEAL'S VAGINA NECK

[DustinThePooper]

@Roy999888 .........yes.

[Mozilla345]

You, you, you are really epic.

[iamsage14]

you don't mess with a dead body. you just don't.

[DustinThePooper]

Messed up.

[BarneyIsPerverted]

Oh god...that description at 0:27 is blood-curdling. And funny at the same time :)

[kiloman3]

make more like this

[kiloman3]

I love it

[SpongebobMusicUnited]

D8 Creppy man. It takes a real man to jack off and cry at the same time lol