King's Quest V - Ways to Lose - Part 2

[angeldeb82]

I think you may have forgotten that when you return to the harpies' island for the second time after escaping it, you get a game over again.

[areckelh]

7:40 - 8:10 (King Graham thinks to himself "yak yak yak yak yak")

[TweNonymous]

The worst, to me, is the death from falling off the branch. It's, to me, the most likely death. And the explanation of it? Which should be a hint as to how to not die?

Thank You For Playing King's Quest Five.

[shadyparadox]

@TweNonymous The worst thing about it is that once you toss the rope up there, you can't take it down again because the hand command only makes him try to climb it. So you actually make the game impossible before the fatal climb.

[Chi181]

Hillarious i can´t belive how much graham can dies while falling of a cliff, and all those scene put together i could not stop laughing, just great xD

[areckelh]

@Chi181 I agree, fucking hilarious! Great Compilation!

[murdocgorillaz222]

Hell, cue Wilhelm scream just about everywhere!

[murdocgorillaz222]

2:00 Cue Wilhelm scream.

[drone565]

No wonder Graham got a game over, those women nagged him to death

[leegeorgeson]

4:03 the wolf was just like WTF?

[zOption85]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH! :D

[GamerLink5]

*Rayquaza comes out from the sea* Cedric: Graham watch out

Graham: THANKS A LOT CEDRIC!!!

[silenceofthehills]

3:38

Cedric "What are you doing?"

Graham "Oh, I'm just taking some pictures"

Cedric "You're gonna fall off the cliff"

Graham "Oh, I'm being careful, I'm just taking some pictures!"

Cedric "You're going to fall off the cliff"

Graham "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!"

Cedric "Where did you go?"

[philipbabb]

Those harpies talk too much.

[cpthurme]

Haha I didn't know you could run from the yeti

[tehpwnzoreester]

How does the narrator know he turned down a meal...

[blackm4niac]

that narrator is an ASSHOLE!

[GBPackerLuke6]

@blackm4niac Foghorn Leghorn would make a better narrator for this game than this no-named blue-balls guy.

[squall600]

dont you want to punch the narrator on the face w/ his shitty one hit liners as he pisses u off when you die

[logancmrn]

@squall600 sierra's trademark. they knew there was plenty of other games to play. so they didnt care, quite frankly.

[ilovenorman3393]

I like how the "water is too cold for swimming' Not.

No Graham, you can't swim forever without fatigue.

[MrJoshuaSalway1990]

'Watch out there's a hole in the boat!'

Oh, NOW you tell me! Stupid Cedric. And look at that, he just flies away saying 'Screw you'. He doesn't even try in the slightest to aid Graham. Sure, an owl can't do much but come on!

[LinkMarioSamus]

I just realized something incredibly ironic. The last name of the president's daughter in Resident Evil 4 is also "Graham" if I remember correctly.

...wow.

[FoxForever90]

I always laughed when Graham ran away from the yeti only to be dragged back.

[sfinxi]

I can't believe he actually survived the fall at 5:32

[JStryker47]

When my brother played this game for the first time, he foolishly saved after throwing the rope onto the branch instead of the rock.

[Shrike2101]

Lol at that eagle just watching him. He's just like: "well, there he goes again..." XD

[BSODProductionz]

"thanks for playing king's quest 5". Really creative Sierra.

[ApacheMan2K]

"I haven't had a man in months!"

"Yes you di -- "

"Trying to escape, eh?"

Am I the only one who finds the humor in Graham's walking off and one of the harpies seems to suddenly see him casually walk off? XD

[Tylerrrrrrr7]

I get halfway through the video and wonder why I'm still watching it...

What is wrong with me?

[BigSmoke2222]

"Graham begins to feel his stomach rumble with hunger..."

Yum, Cedric may finally be good for something....

[patrick43215]

i still dont get how he starves to death at 1:40

doesnt this game take place over 1 day?

[smof1]

The harpies might be kinda hot if not for those annoying voices

[DragonLS]

7:16

I'd hit that.

[Knux95]

No subtitles...

[DevinTClark]

the announcer always sounds angry at you, as if you're peeving him by wasting his time.

[Johnrl21]

I love it.....he says "Thanks for playing King's Quest 5" only on the deaths that the designers knew were bullshit. haha

[EchoEnder]

That owl is, by far, the most annoying part of this game. "Grahm, watch out!" after you're already dead...

[TCgamerboy2002]

Maybe the Narrator should've said "GRAHAM WAS FROZEN TODAY!".

[Ice1010]

Auuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhh!!!! lol

[danielcdawson]

"How does it feel to be a pop...sicle?" One of the worst puns!

Then there's "Looks like Graham will be...hanging around for a while." I'm not sure that's even a pun, although the timing suggests it's supposed to be.

[HawtDawg925]

The developers obviously just put that owl in to annoy you for the giggles. He always tells you to watch out as soon as you die.

[ShadowSora94]

Nice of the owl to tell you to watch out for the sea monster once it's already got you.

[OptiMystic8]

@ShadowSora94 Even worse is the hole in the boat. You'd think the damn owl would notice that before you get that far out to sea!

[KillTheftAngel]

haha love the falling down pit montage

[beatchef]

1:39 Well Graham, remember when you didn't search that really obscure cupboard for some food a long time ago? Go back and do it again, if you even know where you went wrong...

[OptiMystic8]

@beatchef I agree, crap like that is why adventure games died out. They punish you for not doing something you were supposed to do 2 hours of gameplay ago.

[Littlekittencynn]

scream Montague FOR THE FUCKING WIN

[n64dudeman]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, the falling noise just kills me everytime!

[giantspida]

Does the game let you leave the owl on the island?

[shadyparadox]

@giantspida Sure, but then you get the scene that happens in Part 3 starting at the 6:27 mark.

[sidewaysplatypus15]

@giantspida I was so excited when I realized it was possible to leave Cedric behind....it almost made losing the game worth it!

[MalWave]

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrgh *splash

[shoehedgie]

Screaming montage, THUMBS UP

[ApacheMan2K]

8:27 -- I just like how the harpies bicker and argue, and all of a sudden one of them sees Graham and was like, "Nice try. Now get on my plate."

[mlwy45]

Anyone ever notice the soccerball button on most of these videos? what does it do?

[CharliePT93]

@mlwy45 sounds like soccer stadium sounds?

[ManekiNeko1972]

One thing about Sierra on-line. One mistake, you die. That's the case in 99% of the games out there. And they tend to hate the idea of anyone getting rich by any means other than gambling. Quest for Glory II has it where you abduct the bad guy's key and the city collapses or some shit like that.

[Packerton]

"What an abdominal situation Graham has found himself in."

I laughed out loud.

[Negative365]

did that babe at 2:29 say "...fucked with me...."

[PufferLove]

I love how it tells you over and over again how stupid you are: "THAT wasn't a very smart move, grahm..."

[Roughneck152]

The water is too cold? It looks like Graham is in the middle of the South Pacific.

[SonicboyTH2]

Stupid Graham should know better than to follow a mouse cursor anyway

[OneTrueBelmont]

KQ V is channeling Gauntlet. "Graham needs food badly! Graham is about to die!"

[tyniehawk]

its a dogg eat dogg world out there says snoop

[venato75]

4:18 "that last step was a..." what was the last word?

[ShadeKirby500]

"Uh oh! That last step was a doozy."

[venato75]

0:30 how do you spell "popcicle"?

[ShadowMissrouti]

1:25 "Without food, he may soon die!"

Soon is soon!

[rhiannon650]

no he doesn't 1:35 he's dead aaah @ 2:04 is epic. who did the narration in this game?

[tdudexd]

hmm, graham crackers XD

[ElPayasoMalo]

When he through the rope around the tree, I though he was gonna hang himself.

That comment about the step being a doozy may be a reference to Ned from Groundhog Day.

Those harpies weren't ugly enough. The close up made them seem attractive enough for James Kirk. :)

[FoxForever90]

@ElPayasoMalo

I know you said this over a year ago but it's not a reference to Ned. This game came out before Groundhog Day. About 3 years earlier.

[ElPayasoMalo]

@FoxForever90 It feels like I made that comment a week ago.

Oh well. I should check dates more frequently.

[pizzacat83]

KQ5 had some silly stuff in it, but was still enjoyable.

I don't know which was dumber between throwing the pie in the yeti's face or Graham keeping the harpies at bay by playing himself a requiem on the harp.

[punkqueentheresa]

Around 2:30, it sounded like the queen said the f-word if you listen closely lol.

[templar19]

1:30: since when did 'soon' mean 1:33?

[punkqueentheresa]

Yeah that was pretty quick. lol

[Rainbowdragon2]

that roasted turkey is making me hungry!

[notEisiger]

TEEN HARPY SQUAD

[allofthetrash]

pop...sicle

[JosephCollins]

3:41 - Cue epic fall montage. Hah hah hah!  XD

[thegameulost]

>>5:25

>Graham ought to know better than to feed the animals

*doubles over laughing at the irony*

[KyazuTheInsane]

Either way you have to feed a bird...

[thegameulost]

I remember this game.

*cue that song from the scene in Kill Bill 1 where the protagonist lays eyes on the first assassin she attacks*

[Nihlia]

"Thanks for playing King's Quest V"

[UltraDoomburger]

5:34 LOL

[InspectorIncognito]

More like King's Quest AAAAAAUUUAAAAAUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuugh...

[Jonny2579]

Why does the owl tell you watch out AFTER you make the action?

[barry25364]

Because he's slow, that's why.

[kmoodyblues]

"I haven't had a man in months!"

TMI, girlfriend.

[danooct1]

Oh no, the water is too cold for swimming. So you should probably swim to the center of the screen and die. Good choice of thought, Graham.

[Orl13]

The yetti scared the shit out of me as a kid

[AmuroNT1]

Yeah, I was about to ask if I was the only person who died laughing at the falling montage.

[gadget593]

That was pretty funny.

[2BadGanje]

"I'm tired of fish - I haven't had a man in MONTHS!"

You know, for kids! :-p

[princeofddr]

Bow Chika Bow Bow! :p

[princeofddr]

Yeah, bad joke on my part.

[Squiglypig]

Nostalgia Critic reference ^^

[grenadier42]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Barkmage]

7:42

Slipped one past the censors, eh Sierra?

[WarchiefBlackhand]

what? all she said was "dont be so picky, i'm tired of this!"

or at least that's what i heard

[shadyparadox]

I think it's "I'm tired of fish." But yeah, nothing that needs censoring.

[Falchion1984]

@WarchiefBlackhand She then goes on to say "I haven't had a man in months!" We're briefly left wondering which sense of the phrase she means until it becomes clear the Harpies want to devour you rather than...ahem...pass you around.

[shadyparadox]

Maybe you shouldn't watch the full "death montage" then. ;)

[coolgordonfreeman]

you fall a lot in that game

[ejr23]

6:22 - Ever get that "sinking" feeling?

6:53 Poor Graham didn't "sea" that coming.

[ChordxClient]

christ, how graphic was i to HEAR his body be torn apart by the birds?

[DragonLS]

3:44-4:15

I lol'd so hard at the constant falls.

[SweetieChii]

Graham looks like he tastes...SO GOOD!

[Tatuirseorm]

that owl dude is a dick

[HllywHulk91]

haha, the owl is a dick? the narrator crticizes every single one of Graham's deaths..."Looks like Graham will be 'hanging around' for a while." lol

[littleNorwegians]

Graham's scream serves as a rather serious contrast to the puns and humor around him.

[butthurtnewfag]

it's the Sierra scream. It is to Sierra Adventures what the Wilhelm Scream is to movies.

[postaldude087]

I remember, I was 8 years old when I played this back in the day.

The first time he fell of the cliffs yelling: AAAHHH

I jumped out of my seat :p

[FFYears]

Down Down Goes Graham to The Bottom of The Sea.He can only swim one screen to the right? lol his wife swims more than that in kq7.c'mon graham be a man

[Kahran042]

And his daughter does a lot of swimming in KQ4.

[loneshewolf74]

The Harpies were pretty funny. "I haven't had a man (to eat) in months!"

[Helpertin]

@ 0:45 GREAT MESSAGE!@

Ty!

[WingmanVWXYZ]

Or Katamari Damachi xD

[Trisnowda]

5:20, if you keep forcing graham off the edge he gets pissed

[Djdave]

Owl: Don't get to close to the edge.

Graham: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[HyperSonicXtreme]

3:45- 4:14 MMMMMMMMM needs some benny hill music

[SirMick84]

At least with the Sea Monster, you take Cedric down with you...

[Siyko]

"'oh no the water is too cold for swimming!" - then why did you swim out as far as you could??

[tbrien66]

Yeah, Graham being eaten by a shark or the sea monster would have been a lot more believable than having him swim perfectly fine for awhile only to suddenly drown in the middle of the sea because the water was too cold.

[dubs19842008]

Guess he was overcome by the coldness of the water. If it had been warmer, he could've swam further.

[Madnam]

I love how the owl warns you of these things when it's too late.

[viletone84]

That stupid fucking owl is no help at all.

[tbrien66]

At 5:43 I love how the narrator sarcastically says "Oh no!" before he says "the water is too cold for swimming."

[dethwing]

At least at 9:35 he took Cedric with him.

[enricoI]

One of the harpies was a man

[DKaidian]

Oh, come on, that fall from the tree branch was only a few feet.. LOVED the Graham falling off a cliff montage! :)

[Alsaice]

It was only about Graham's own height... if he wasn't stupid and trying to do backflips as he fell he MIGHT have survived. XDDD

[Fleskhjerta]

Owl: Watch out for the hole in the boat!

Me: What now?! Is the hole gonna swallow me now?

[TweedProductions]

At first it may appear that the narrator's job is to describe things to you and explain what's going on, but it quickly becomes obvious that his only goal in life is to constantly insult and belittle you for your poor cognitive skills.

Best of all people paid money for this.

[NemmyMD]

XD You take Cedric with you on your suicidal rounds.

[Thorns1349]

Funny thought - and how to make the owl useful. The game should have been re-written to where the owl will NOT be needed at the end. Since Graham gets hungry in the cold, have it where after he is freed from Icebella, he gets hungry again. No food - not to worry, Graham decides to make OWL STEW :-)

[ryegitarista25]

PooR GRAHAM has a useless GAY OWL!

[OptiMystic8]

That owl is fucking useless

[TheRainbowLover]

I know how Graham feels at :20. This morning it felt very cold like where Graham was then, and I thought I was going to end up like Graham! But I'm glad I made it to the warm school in time! Phew! Close call!

[HBKFuckingOwns]

that was a nasty sea creature! :) lol

[Ryuukazi]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...­

[princeofddr]

LOL at the death at 0:59.

"Thanks for Playing King's Quest 5!"

[kentoakowen]

That's some good death right there, better than a cup of Joe! My favorite is always how he yells when he falls off of something

[CyC10n345]

Mine too.

[Alsaice]

Lol, the guy just looks suicidal. I love the beginning of the island scene, where he falls off that ledge flat on his face, then promptly proceeds to walk out and drown himself :D

I also love when the boat is sinking and Cedric is just like "Screw this, I'm flying back to shore!"

(How come half the time he tells you stuff when it's too late?)

[BeWaTer99]

it's a doggie dog world out there" XDDDDDD

Such an acid humour. I just can't do anything vut laugh when I watch this videos lol!

[Alsaice]

lol, it's "dog eat dog". :)

[BeWaTer99]

XDDDD Sorry! ^^ XD

( *but)

[jojoclown777]

Dammit! I fell for it again. "Graham outta know better than to feed the animals... with himself!"

[pawel1818]

First :D

Rymenber Kidswears winter clothing in winter :P

[quietdisdain]

This game needs more Cedric.  He is so on point with everything, and his insight is beyond godlike.

[dubs19842008]

Down, down goes Graham, to the bottom of the sea.

[stillirise83]

My goodness the voice actor's scream is on point. Chillingly so.

[supersonic41]

"thanks for playing:king's quest 5"

[Mark14141]

Best game-over... EVER

[banana360]

"how does it feel to be a pop-scicle"

[MathiasXII]

"Graham was no match for the vicious herpes" lmao.

I know it's Harpies, but the thought was funny

[demonofhiddenmist]

Wow, lol.

[NoirXT]

3:44 - 4:14 was just awesome

[demonofhiddenmist]

Don't feed the animals, Graham! Shit!

[paladinstorm]

The funny thing is, the way to get out of that predicament is to feed another animal earlier.

[demonofhiddenmist]

Yeah, it's pretty epic.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

This game is pun-ishing.

[RaptorJChrist]

"Thanks for playing King's Quest V!"

What a dick.

[bdecoste]

NO STAY AWAY FROM THE EDGE!!!!!!!!!!

[Gunawana2]

I thought I was the only one who still played this game!!!

[HBourgoin]

Why WOULD you be the only one?

[Madmel1st]

mutliple screamings ftw!

[QuestGamingNut]

The Yedi runs faster than you, yes he does cheat. You see him on both screens so the game is simply seeing you near the yeti in the screen with the wolf.