STUPID RESTROOM SIGNS

[ConfusedShipper123]

You own the doll.

[LinSkylersRonenan]

A 'NO PETS ALLOWED' sign that has 'ALL PETS MUST BE ON A LEASH' right under it. Confusing much? Stupid local parks and there signs.....

Also, on the side of a road near a jail 'HITCHHIKERS MAY BE ESCAPING INMATES' yeah...... great.....

Also "'CAUTION: THIS SING MAY HAVE SHARP EDGES' on the side of a road near a construction site. They are all real signs too, no lie! xD!

[lyricalpraise]

STOP = "I've stopped peeing now"

[Destructofrog]

At my brother's old dance place they had 2 bathrooms the student and the teacher bathroom, However, They had female and male signs on their door one for each. SO STUPID/CONFUSING!!!

[summersage77]

<3

[GreatLauraO2L]

Ok so i was in Luray Caves in Virginia showing my relatives around the place and my dad and i come across this sign that says "no touching the stalagmites" with a hand about to touch the stalagmites. Meanwhile the stalagmites on the sign looks like South America. So whenever my dad and i see the sight we say NO TOUCHING SOUTH AMERICA! hahah i love it!

[deadpacman]

When I was in Poland I needed to go to the bathroom once when I was in the mall there. I searched where it possibility could be, and I did find it...but here starts the fun...I had to enter one room that had two doors on it. I know what you're thinking a men and a women's room, and you are totally right here is the kicker... Instead of an obvious man or girl stick figure, I had the decision of a triangle or a circle...yes that's right a triangle or a circle. luckily I choose correctly...

[THEROMANWHORE]

@deadpacman OK, I don't get it. Explain the triangle and the circle. reg6(dot)com

[dob1997]

the red stop button is on buses where I live, it doesnt actually stop the bus it just makes a bell sound so the driver knows you want to get off

[hamtarofan4000]

Girls don't even use the washroom when they go in pairs. I'm dead serious the girls at my school go to the bathroom and talk. =.=

[AlienHeadfromSpace]

I laughed uncontrollably until 2:40 and then it got boring, no offense, i just didn't particularly care about the girl and i just wasted to hear him say funny sign stuff

[bullboy284]

In Slovakia, we have the stop buttons in our buses, its just a signal for the driver, cause on the not-so-main stops he doesnt have to stop so when someone wants to hop off, he can remind the driver of stoping the bus by pressing the button

[PS3xXMTCXx]

this remeinds me of RWJ

[Natthan22]

Gaah! Why can't I post a link from 9gag? I want to share something. :(

[loelbroek]

lol 2:50 - 2:55 watch the shelf on the left. You can see he took the book from there :)

[monacojojo]

The woman has pearls! Haha.

[TourniQueTQ]

Justin Bieber? Really?

[SMFortissimo]

At my last school, they tried to coerce the underclassmen into not using their cars by making the parking lot SUPER far away. Anyways, there was this path that lead from the lot to the track and eventually the rest of the campus. It was mostly flat, sloping gradually down a hill from track to parking lot, except for a few steps at the very bottom. You wanna know where they put the handicapped space in that lot? Yep, right next to those steps, a big blue wheelchair sign. Seriously?!?

[Dancingrockcow]

I went shopping and I walked past a car park saying "NO PARKING!" There was about 15 cars parked there :S

[stefgommers]

seriously, you don't know how a 'stop-button' works?

[minicupop]

So did anyone else watched the whole thing and saw him singing Baby by Justin Bieber? XD

[koolKids112]

i think it means dont pee standing up

[Enzkulee]

I wish you shipped internationally, I'd love a signed book : <

[darkbluejeansrule]

those stop buttons are all over london buses they mean that if you press them the bus stops at the next bus stop x

[WonderTheMan]

the math nerds markers are behind him thumbs up if you saw it

[CoolIWas]

The stop button to get the stop at the next buss station

[egghead934]

i went on faebook and thats not his faebookpic

[MiserablerHurensohn]

So, what's with that Hardman hairdoo?

[cocacolagleek]

DONT PRESS THE RED (dislike) BUTTON

[looloochan]

it was about don'e pee standing but pee sitting so you won't miss :)

[flquadcamp]

I only press buttons that are red... :3

[TheMouthonWheels]

LOL, How am I only just catching up on this video now!?

There's a rest room in Glastonbury, England that has an 'easy flush' disguised as a wall tile....I'm embarrassed to tell you how long it to me to find it X-D.

[alalalalallonglong]

I had an even worst bathroom sign experience, once instead of stick figures the doors had a sun and a moon and were completelly identical on the inside, so I used the sun one not knowing that that was the men's toilet, because in spanish sun is masculine and moon is femenine

[MeghanSunayna]

I once saw a no entry sign on the fire exit door:P

[RaRaAshley]

I was visiting The Netherlands over the summer, and I was taking my little sister to the restroom in a pancake house. There was a picture of a hen on one, and a rooster on the other. It took us a few minutes before making an educated guess (which was correct, thankfully) that we were supposed to go into the one with the hen. I guess Dutch children learn the difference between male and female chickens at a very young age...I just felt like a stupid American at that moment. -_-*

[xXMrGangstaXx]

lol you press the "STOP button" so the driver knows that someone is gonna go out at the next bus stop :) no idea why its in the toilet

[oumayma1996]

I was literally crying from laughing so much at the part where u said men with funny hats aren't allowed to watch each other pee. funniest thing EVER xD

[TheRumbleroar]

stupid sign: Antique Tables Made Daily

[MrSkilletizzle]

I can't stop watching this.... :P

[leighia1]

all your titles are in all caps. never noticed before.

[1000jamesm]

my left ear is annoying mee

[princesshot97]

the audios really annoying me

[swaouza]

whoooa.... i went to DC and our bus had those same seats.. o.0

[MorganLiveLife8]

ok there was a sign that said dont climb on rocks and it had a pic of someone falling from like 100 feet in the air but the rocks were only maybe 20 feet tall

[lisa5850]

I saw a sign on the motorway that said 'sign not in use' whats the point in it being there???

[Gemmabisset]

Come to England, and speak at my school!!!!

[cocoacrisp505]

this just occured to me ... why don't i have his book so i have made a vow to go out and get his book and read it :)

[donderwink1]

2.04 is funny!!!!!!!

[rockwubsrollXD]

Why the hell did you have Justin Beiber doll?!?!?!?!

[8a9crrre]

"No molesting the crocodiles"

....why is this necessary?

[IHvaelysDexia]

Jimmy Neutron?

[jayive34]

i dont always buy books, but when i do, i buy yours.

[Annaconda1984]

what's up wit the justin bieber in the end is it yours or did you get it for one of his 5 year old fans?

[Ahkfire]

On the shelf in the background are those the sharpies that he draws the math nerd graphs with?

[anna0loves0manga]

there was a sign that had stick figures one was sitting down the other was peeing on the top of the others head

[charliestrehle]

could u put subtitles on this video please?

[bunny6pirate]

Oh my god, your eyes. 2:28 was so beautiful...

[minnieying1st]

i saw a sign that said thou shall not parking for any reason or at any time (auction winner)

[countrygirl1462]

I seen one that said "This sign is not in use" xD

[joshayes1]

check out these signs on facebook - SIGNS OF BEING NOT RIGHT

By im not right in the head.com (Albums) ·

[Jumpjumpjumpandjive]

Also there is one in Zips burgers in Cincinnati that says "Mind your children or they will be given an expresso and a free puppy"

[Jumpjumpjumpandjive]

You should talk at DJ in Noblesville Indiana

and a stupid sign would be in a jack in the box the sign on the door said "caution this door is broke"

[crimses]

i saw one that said invisible gate now open

[mrsdracomalfoy1000]

This sign isn't stu

[x0xpinkgirlx0x1]

hahahah i laughed so hard at 2:05

[CarlxCor]

press 6 then 8... watch the books

[Mcblabber46]

press 3 wait a sec, then press 7, and repeat..you dirty little boy

[taylswiftfan130]

There is a sign that says slow german short hair at play. The way its set up is like 1 whole sentence. Basicly saying there is a slow dog

[TheSentientSpaghetti]

The autographed book was on the shelf behind him the whole video! :D

[terryeddyterry]

i was at a hotel and on the rules it said no sleep walking, lol

[JustCausePwnzr]

the sign meant you cant stand up and piss you have to sit so you dont get it dirty for the ladies lol. i figured that out in 5 seconds.

[rangerpride1]

Road is wet when it rains

[tenonoo]

1 love him so funny

[bmfc11]

press 1 and he says lieing or press 8 and he does a funny sound

[ab00dy0]

press 3 more and more and more.

[Elmoeye]

At Ohau, a sign said: Hawiian Rent-all: going forth with the fifth maybe no come forth on the fifth.

[Magnetman5]

no smoking on the beach- you'll set the ocean on fire

[zeldasword15]

Anyone else notice that the button on The JB doll is his "private area"

[kyrahedleycain]

the men sign is trying to say sit down and dont stand

[XxKitsuneHeartxX]

I like the signs that say "SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY" lol

[abbycarolpataky]

Oh my Gosh, im sorry Josh but your outro theme song is so annoying Hahah but I still love you ^.^

[catsxrulexafrica]

at dairy queen in "the middle of nowhere oklahoma", there was a hand written sign taped to the boys restroom saying "please knock as door may not."

WHAT? :0 haha

[livelaughlove020499]

lol

[andyanderson100]

a sign that sign that said go

[normthemoth]

My curling iron says don't drop in orange juice, paint thinner or standing water.

[nummzy123]

lol at the justin bieber song at the end.

[x3clipse1]

Violators will be shot survivors will be shot again

[DailAshleyMarie]

my electric mixer says "Caution: will not operate unless turned on."

[MissChokolateFan]

he stop tells th driver to stop at the next bus stop

[queenfrostine97]

did you ever figure out what that first sign actually meant? cause i'm pretty sure it meanss ur supposed to sit down to go to the bathroom, rather than stand...just saying. they did have some pretty funny hats, though

[crazyfun92]

lmao @ 2:05

[slueth8]

I love Josh in the most bromantic way possible. Legend.

[CamTheQuiet]

dayly booth

Oh snap!

[randomizer1995]

3:24 Photoshopped book in the photo. She just wanted her face on the video LOLOL.

[zkiff1990]

theres a little diner/gas station in my town that says "eat here and get gas" lol

[maddiepost1]

The two men on the sign look like Amish people....and they wouldn't be ridding a bus anyway!!

[zkiff1990]

@maddiepost1 yes amish do ride in cars they just dont drive

[maddiepost1]

@zkiff1990 They do? I stand corrected...thanks!

[edbassmaster1fan]

Look at 2:52 - theres a book... look at 2:53 - no book :P :P

[noodles77795]

josh! i love your eyes! just sayin



[BubblesGirl52]

i saw a sign that said old ppl crossing and above that sign it said cemetary up ahead

[Stephanieholly1]

"tennis courts are for tennis only" - thought that was odd, what else would u use them for???

[funnyhilarious45]

I saw a sign on a bridge in Jersey saying "No Jumping Off Bridge". I was like "who in the frickin' name of Jennifer Lopez would ever dare to jump off a 6-story-high bridge into a bay?!?!?!?!?

[liljaymiah]

is it just my compu or does the audio suck!

[rentelyaroxx]

i saw a sign when i was in the montreal and it said no lesbians in stall 1

[SheerBibliophile]

Thumbs up if you noticed the book removed from the stack behind him :) 2:51

[justlivetolovelife99]

@SheerBibliophile they were just movedd

[CliffDiverBOA]

I actually came across a sign at a hotel that said "don't breath."

I held my breath for eight minutes before one of the hotel workers told me that it was a mispelling. Sure want to know what they we're going to say now.

[Jessie3397]

lol, i noticeed that u took the book off the shelf behind you to use it bcuz it disappearrd :S

[mrrandomcuber]

I ONCE SAW A SIGH SAYING PIPI ROOM

[64GIO]

2:52 a book disappeared LOL xD i was like wtf ? aweosme vid tho ur a really nice person :)

[thedancingonyx]

Train station sign saying "Touching wires results in immediate death - $200 fine"

[artk1ng]

I was at a resort and there was a sign that said, "Watch for falling ice." It was 25 degrees out (that's in Celsius, for all you egotistical Americans out there)

[XCrystalXMoonX]

2:52 I was like where did the book go.

And then I was like oooooooooooooo

[KingKaioken]

In Sweden where i live there are stop signs on all buses because there aren´t always people on the bus stations, therefore if the busdriver sees that there are nobody on the bus station he doesn´t stop and keeps driving. But if you need to go off the bus at the bus station you have to press the stop button, this doesn´t immediately stop the bus but it signals the driver to stop at the bus station even if there are no one at the bus station.

PLZ THUMBS UP TO KEEP AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE! :)

[aznditzy]

omggg. i saw you in an olgakay video! :DDD just realized.

...i'm soo bumd )::

[hamagau2005]

2:53 the number of books on the shelf is changed.

[Shmoanator26]

@hamagau2005 cause he got his book from there

[asdfkie]

i believe the stop button is for telling the driver that you're getting off at the next stop.

[1111165798]

i saw a dont flush sign on a toilet

[Ireallywantacookie]

OH and there is a sign outside my school that has this guy who looks totally stoned holding up a seat belt and it says "hey dude! be in the 'click'" it's really bad...

[Ireallywantacookie]

ummm........ well I don't think he's peeing because he is sitting down/

[TehComedyyChannel]

I like how you dont care about telling father's about where to let their daughters piss.

[kleefy]

The sign was saying you can't pee standing up and to only pee sitting down... so if theres a huge bump in the road you dont ....errrr ...sprinkle...

[TheSimslover225]

LOL I think those STOP buttons are for if someone fell in the restroom or got hurt or something, they could call for the driver to stop.. i dunno just my opinion.

[emmy4981]

LOL!!! 2:06 i died!

[XxGlynwenxX]

Lol it wasn't a sighn of a person, or for a restroom or something, BUT it was a sighn that said " If you are going to shoot porn in the elevators, please make sure to clean up after, thank you, management " That so made my day =D P.s it was a picture of the sighn on the elevator :D

[laur1813laur]

not really a sign telling to do ro nto do something, but has anyone ever noticed they put brail on the drive through atm's?

[2Hams1Omelette]

I found a store called "Just Oak...and More." 0.o

[LOTRzagorath]

The stop button probably works the same as the stop buttons on the rest of the bus… tells the driver to stop at the next stop.

[RainbowCity77]

I saw a sign that said you couldn't record anything on this premises. I totally whipped out my flipcam, and no guys with suits tackled ne.

[geico1212]

a stupid sign i saw was on this video where it said to subscribe :|

i kid :D

[ripscout103109]

YOU'RE HAIR IS SO LEGIT!!!! :)

[elliandris]

Thumbs up for Monterey, CA!!

[lynndn]

The women's restroom at my school has a missing "w".

[stellarback123]

@lynndn i think that's an omen...

[4568plonk]

3:24 look closely at the woman with a strange smile and ginger hair, she isn't holding a book, it is a picture.

[AbsolutlyRyuia]

I've never seen this sign myself, but I've seen photos of it: Driving along a highway there was a bilboard for a "Adult Store" ( yeah, we all knwo the kind of things they sell in THERE) but no less than 400 feet away is an even larger billboard with a huge picture of Jesus with a quote " God is always watching you". I had to wonder which party put their sign up last to piss the other party off. I'm betting on my crazy ass fellow christians. :)

[BizarOner]

lol



[RazzleDazzle981]

I was at a benefit and I saw a sign saying "please don't smoke oxygen"

[Kribecky1237]

That 'Baby' thing at the end, kind of made me love you!! ♥

And hate the fact that I can't find that dang doll anywhere. :(

[Wrash16]

When the Men and Women signs are placed VERTICALLY between two doors and there are no arrows... i'm always like wtf, this is like a guessing game

[Frenchfrie134679]

Actualy ther was a sighn that said do not feed snake food omg for god sakes the snake was im a glass sealed box

[hassa1122]

i saw a bilboard saying childhood obeisity is a problem and then underneith it there was a bilboard for Mcdonalds saying children do love there happy meals!

[MrGoldieman1]

I walked into a bathroom at school and it had a pic. of 2 guys doggy style and under it said

"Always staty protected".......

[Jaylecialee]

@MrGoldieman1 sure that pic wasn't at a gay club? cause that would make more sense.

[BreakfloorNerd]

that yellow button that says "stop" , dont america use them in public busses or how can it be that Josh thinks it stops the bus, it only signals to the driver that someone wants out.

[spartan01062000]

ya i saw this sign that said dont shoot this sign and their was bullet holes in it :)

[TheSuperreem]

did anyone notice that when he brought the book..the books in the back changed.

[scoovy99]

this one sign showed that the road was curving left......so it said keep right

[amermaid12]

"Watch for Children." now that sounds like a fair trade.

[IAintSettlin86]

One of the worst signs I've seen was in Nassau, Bahamas. It said "Please keep off the sidewalk". I was confused as to whether it was aimed at motorists or pedestrians, and what the heck the point of the sidewalk was if you were supposed to keep off it?!

[lilpinky0880]

Oh my goshh I was on a bus last week and I saw a sign like this but I didn't realize the connection until now!!! :(

[menimexxmakeup]

HAHAHAHHAH you do have the same hairstyle

[Kimny9816]

Omg! You r too funny!!!!!!

[rofl1cp]

This video earned you a subscriber! :)

[smarterthanur100]

I seriously almost peed my pants from laughing.

[caterbuggy]

"underbar" sounds like such a dirty word.

[krissilent55]

It says you should pee sitting down,dumbo :D

[theboxingcats]

when i see that sing, i still stand anywhay

[SuperFreshEggs]

should we be worried that you have a Justin Bieber doll?

[TheFantasticals]

Haha! I bet he put the Justin Bieber part at the end because he thought no one would notice. Well played Josh... but i noticed... I noticed. :)

[TheAcetrainer1]

I once saw a sign last that said:Beware of low flying whitches.

[TheMollybutterfly1]

I saw a sign while driving once and (its not really stupid, more like scary) one side said "HELL IS REAL" and the other side said "JESUS IS REAL" well it was in Indianapolis and on the side that said "HELL IS REAL" a family of a mother father and two children were standing there watching their car burn. It was quite scary.

[24melmoe24]

hey baby its a hooker

[Arctic3sword]

I was in a reststop last weekend and there was a sign above a large doorway that said "Family Restroom". I had to go to the bathroom, so I started to walk in. About four steps into it, a woman told me to not go in there, and to go to a different bathroom. I was too timid to ask her why, but I thought in my head, "So that room is for families? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"

[TheLNetwork]

Did anyone else notice he actually didn't sign his "autographed" copy of his book?

[souporcera]

there are signs all down my street that say "speed hump"

PERSONALLY i thought they were called speed BUMPS. since when did we change it to hump???

[xoxoluvhearts]

the stop sign