RPG-TV reply to Zero Punctuation

[ClichePsychoShow]

you mispronounced uwe, its pronounced oo-va

[majinvman]

Dude GTFO the internet, your cheesy aura is stinking up the joint!

[cfehunter]

I can see what you were going for but you didn't really pull it off all that well did you.

Satirical humour requires satire.

[thejse3]

hmm, i can't seem to here this tiny man-child's voice but it seems to be about yahtzee.... hmm, oh he's proberly just taking about how much he and the rest of the world love that bitish-austrailian, metaphor weaving god, praise duely noted brother thanks for spreading yahtzee-anity to the world, may yahtzee be with you

[bailsmansalesman]

love zero punctuation, but this is so true

[TheDAPLR]

Just because you say no disrespect at the end doesn't make it that you aren't being disrespectful...thats hypocritical ^.^

[Malice2797]

Who is this guy anyway

[wiiagent]

Wow, I feel like this was aimed directly towards me and my webcomic! The official colors of it is BLACK AND YELLOW!

[lb8068]

Somebody's butthurt...

[mygaffer]

Yahtzee hit a nerve, didn't he? He is AWESOME and the Internet LOVES him, not you!

[TheDiffusedPotatoe]

Note: NEVER FUCKING TRUST YAHTZEE IF YOU WANT AN AGREEABLE OPINION ON A GAME!

He is there for HUMOR, not accurate reviews. >.>

[222tipz]

@TheDiffusedPotatoe not true.

[Shiek200]

BUT I LOVE ZERO PUNCTUATION!!!! ^_^

[Cuthla]

everyone is a critic. too bad you can't make being a critic funny and make a living off it.

maybe you should watch ZP more. critisim is Bens' strong point. but he does point out teh good things of the games he reviews. if the bad things didn't stick out so bad, he wouldn't harp on them so much

[FatOscar0]

@Cuthla stop defending your future husband. It's a parody.

[Cuthla]

@FatOscar0 I do know the meaning of "parody." seems you don't know the meaning of "bait" or "timely." :p

[FatOscar0]

@Cuthla What I don't know is the point you are making... I never said you didn't know what it was did I? But way to unorthadoxly boast your knowledge of webster's dictionary.

[Cuthla]

@FatOscar0 why thank you. ;)

I wasn't meaning to boast about what I know. but thanks for bringing it up anyway.

and if you can't read my comments and get the gest of what I'm saying, whice is that you're a sucker and fell for bait two months old, then you won't know anyway.

thanks for teh comments though. :)

[FatOscar0]

@Cuthla Your original comment wasn't bait in anyway you tool, you just love fast speaking british people and hate anyone making fun of them.

[TheBlackDiamond102]

That was actually pretty good. Nice one.

[jamaneee]

alright vid made injest yes sound could use some... well something

[ScreamingScallop]

Wow, Yahtzee's parody must've been even more highly effective than I thought to get so many plankheads THIS butthurt. I mean, this is like building a huge neon sign to announce the sting in your stinker.

[pickster101]

What's wrong wit di sound? Dude I ended the vid man:(

[thecrazycuban]

sound on this video sucks can't hear a thing man

[zombielobotomy]

Yahtzee is so cool and energetic. and your freakishly calm, it's scary. and most web comics do indeed suck... like penny arcade & ctrl + alt + del

[ZoanBlade90]

(Loads assault rifle) Alright,where is he?

[Bradders616]

yeah... but hes funny....and penny is shit...its not casue i like yatzee and nto you..just serisouly pennyarcade isnt funny iv read alot of them they are never good, all fo Zero punction does...

more over..simple things are what people like over complicated things arnt. it wasnt the process of how he layed it out that made you shit, it was WHAT HE SAID..and genraly you being shit. moreover the metephors are what make it interesting more sso thena bulletpoint list..you moron..learn to troll

[WillMio]

Yahtzee > You

[jvillinger]

MEH

[esspytood]

your voice is way too calm for this.

[raistlen888]

It's not a funny but has good damn point

[Q9R42]

I just think it was a good idea of yahtzee to mock the creator of cad.. Rightfully so if you ask me.

[darkmagician998]

I've got a question for everyone... Do people think calling him 'Ben' Will endear them to him? I didn't like this video even though it was supposed to be a bit of fun.

[majinvman]

I gotta keep in mind of the end message of the video, but when some lets trivial shit like this get to them and takeing it seriously like if the person raped their dog makes you kind of a tool. but he also made a valid point

[ButterKnifeRampage]

Hasn't Yahtzee taught you anything? Don't be a YTZ fanboy. ( message for previous commenters) And i liked your video. And it's a shame that people on youtube take everything too seriously.

[TimeDawg]

I love the people who are pissed about him doing this video. People don't read shit lol.

[Tinhh]

They see me trolling, they hating

[Destructorlio]

This is really bad, no stars.

[masterhearts987]

*yawn* fag boy

ben FTW

[EBHughsThe1st]

It's Yahtzee. Don't take it seriously. Rather the opposite. He's a critic, not a reviewer. Critics point out the bad stuff.

[TotalHalibut]

mumblemumblemumble

[Unhallowlaw]

anyone else think this guy needs a new mic... I'm sure the video was witty and clever but the static hum of my xbox drowned his voice out.

[requywolf]

READ the last part he LOVES zero punctuation INFACT WHO THE FUK DOESNT

[300theman]

zero is good

[DiAUXDrummer]

Hm. At least he got the accent... :P

[JakeTF2]

boring

[Mikeybetts]

dude.... you have an awsome potential to be like yahtzee..... if only you didnt hate him

[LeKitteNumur12]

or suck

[Bl00dLuSt34]

did anybody actually get that this was a JOKE!!!

My god, the average I.Q of the average YouTube user is about the same as 6000 P.E teachers put together.

Read the last blue screen, it was a video designed to promote his web-comic/site.

[Gunman610]

Ive heard that joke before, i cant remember where though....

[Snowman4eva]

Red Dwarf. The Computer Holly says he has the IQ of 6000, or the same as 6000oPE teachers. the other joke is the same as 12000 traffic wardens. So what Blood Luster (note real way of spelling it) is saying is that the average Youtube has an IQ of 6000. I still agree with what he said though.

[LeKitteNumur12]

we all know its a joke but still fun to mock, thats wat were good for.

[fraserfj]

dude he said at the end of that review that he was "aware of the irony". that kind of means he defeated your video before you even had the idea of making it

[69Bluntsmoka420]

*is ChrysisRPGTV*

YAHTZEE DONT YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY PRECIOUS WEBCOMICS

[jgrizzle358]

u suck, Yahtzee is the shit! I like listening to Ben Croshaw every wednesday so the hell with u. besides, u can't get mad at him for bashing games cuz he does it soooo funny

[shitprickle]

eeeeeeeh i think it was pretty fun, not uber leet haxxor fun but still fun so wtf is every1 whining about ? its just a joke movie.........................­..

[mrdavion144]

You probably had a good point in there, but it completely failed by you trying to copy everything about him.

[callumcurtis1993]

shit job of impersonating yahtzee

even tried using the same coloured background...

[TehPwnator]

haha i liked it

[kissychan1101]

Deconstructacon!

God, does anyone know what parody means? Jeez. So many asshats are missing the point of this vid...wait. Was there a point? Heh, I'm kidding. LOL This made me laugh.

[extremefudge]

I understand parody completely, however that doesn't excuse this from being an extremely poor effort.

I get that this is suppose to be a joke, the only problem is that it is painfully unfunny. Like listening to your grandma tell a sexual joke.

He must try harder in future...

[skat3rsnakekpo]

why does nobody watch till the end?

this guy actually likes yahtzee and web comics

its a joke

jesus...

[KnightTemplar108]

Just because he's verey good a looking like a moron doesn't mean he should be let off.

He directly stole all of his jokes, its just lame. Did you find it funny?

[skat3rsnakekpo]

omg

dude your understanding of this video is 0 so im not even going to answer properly

and yes, i found it vaguly amusing, is that alright?

[KnightTemplar108]

I get that its a joke, its just a very bad joke, and I was surprised anybody liked it.

So your understanding of what I said is zero.

[KnightTemplar108]

Its kinda funny how much you missed the point.

[Werevixen]

Wow, an imitation of Yahtzee's method of reviewing to comment on how webcomics imitate eachother talking about how he imitates reviewers (Wait, what? I remember he sure brought something new and fresh to the world of reviewing).

[TimeDawg]

In the end he said he actually loved Yahtzee. Besides that, he's pretty right. Only thing is, Yahtzee is the first to do what he did with videos and be successful with its. All web comics want to be Penny Arcade just as much as all internet game reviewers want to be Yahtzee. I'm fairly sure that Yahtzee is aware of this.

[nosorab3]

Oh dear... it's pronounce 'OO-VUH' Boll, not that the man deserves a name to begin with, and stop insulting Yahtzee whilst alternately complementing him with this shameless parroting of his style! You, Aaron Seltzer, and David Freidberg are similar in that you do not comprehend the term parody, as you obviously copy the work of others and add insults towards the innovator rather than make subtle jibes at them. In short: Made of fail, try again when your balls drop, Alvin!

[Amscher]

You, Sir, Fail!

[vante2]

The rant on webcomics was specifically targeted towards CAD, though Yahtzee didn't mention names. Besides, Yahtzee is a man of his own opinions and he finds the flaws in games but is willing to admit the good characteristics in them, such as his liking of Saints Row 2, and his love for the Prince of Persia series. Besides, if he doesn't rant about something each week, then The Escapist won't sign his pretty little check then, would they?

[UnionJames]

I think the points about how easy Yahtzee's job is would be more credible if you had actually been able to do it well. This was just swearing and venting without any of the funny or creativeness.

Plus, 2 "your mom" jokes in one video? Really?

[Whitefish81]

Meh...

[TheJamesTrain]

A few sentences were funny, but that was all.

Also, I really hope you don't like CAD, Tim Fuckley is a moron and his comics are worse than yours.

Yours are okay, by the way.

[IronCurtaiNYC]

And it's a crime to like CAD, because...

[TheJamesTrain]

Are you serious? Okay, well it's supposedly a gaming comic but its actual connection to gaming is scant other than "I am the biggest nerd ever yet have a girl who loves me - hoorah" and a few not witty comments on the games as a they are released. His drawing has only been semi decent in the past year or two, he reuses his pictures (can't even draw 4 frames for his own comics?) and all he has is a crap romance story about an obsessive nerd who omg has an understanding girlfriend, lets all aspire

[IronCurtaiNYC]

You're entitled to your opinion. I too think CAD has gone downhill, but it shouldn't be verboten to say you like CAD in public...

[IronCurtaiNYC]

BTW, I gave you a thumbs up because you actually made good points.

[TheJamesTrain]

Heh, I used to read CAD, then I kinda came out of the trance.

Also, I don't go round slagging off CAD, but I watched this video and it kinda sprung to my mind - it's a comments section after all and I quite hoped that someone who made such a drawn out rant, which lets be honest is quite egotistical in essence, as it's a show of his intellect in mimicking Yahtzee wouldn't succomb to the trap that is CAD, and I said his comics were better because they seemed to be genuinely... smarter.

[Fryza]

Yeah, not funny...

[PS3Sucksitstrue]

fuck you

[hypraninja]

its a crime to like anything these days

[pmzlt]

WOW nice try. that was the dumbest attempt at a come back i have ever heard. Yahtzee's vids are funny and bring up good points well most web comics are shit. THIS IS A FAIL.

[EyeoftheU]

Tim Buckley?! A "very nice man"?!! Looks like you are totally a really nice man if you post pictures of your dick to 14 year old, amirite?!!!

[IronCurtaiNYC]

Except that it wasn't a 14-year-old. Do some research other than Encyclopaedia Dramatica, mmmkay?

[EyeoftheU]

So what do you then suggest for research, you tilbagestående småbøssede gedepuler?

[manmike3190]

.............that really sucked......... if your going to make fun of him do it correctly.

[1nxanity]

Zero Punctuation is a good retaliation for the gaming public. I believe Ben speaks for lots of gamers when he reviews how shit games really are these days. I like how you used halo 3 as a 'popular game' though. Not like every white-trash X-box owner has a copy of that filth of an FPS. I believe Cod4 and Fallout 3 are pretty decent games myself and they got a good review. His reviews say lots about the new release games, most of which deserve his scathing criticism.

Halo fanboy must be butthurt.

[ValugaTheLord]

Ok.. so i dont get ppl who do this videos.

Its like baloon of air.. it wont fly even if you really whant it to, well meybe for a little while but that little while isnt worth the effort.

Its not like Yatzee him self will look at your video and understand error of his ways and stop making review, NO!

He is famous for what he is doing and alot of reviews arent correct from my point of view but its still fun to watch them with yatzeez waky humor.

Well this video was still fun for waky humor :)

[lordofnightmares]

Oh, wow... no one here has a sense of humor do they?

I mean, yeah, the video has it points that cannot be taken away from it, but its just not funny. And good lord, the piles of fanboy faggotry that's already been spewed is overwhelming.

[OmegaTroll69]

you defended buckley FAIL

[IronCurtaiNYC]

You're a yahtzee fanboy. FAIL.

[OmegaTroll69]

Not really I just hate Tim Buckley.

[IronCurtaiNYC]

Fair enough. I just hate Yahtzee.

[cyberdemon107]

funny and spot on... but... did you just defend tim buckley?

@_@

[tenchigxp]

aww did what yahtzee say hurt the poor duche bags feelings, im sure yahtzee's just distraught over this you sure showed him numb nuts lol

[MG720771]

I was pretty sure he was joking, which HE POINTED IN THE VIDEO!

[tenchigxp]

if he was jokeing then why did you feel the need to come to his rescue its not uncommon for some1 to dish out insults and then just say they were kidding to not incure hate. plus if he didnt mean any of it then why even bother saying it. ill tell you why cos he did mean it he just wants the fall back position of saying (i did say i was jokeing) that is called being afraid of what you want to say.

[MG720771]

I'm pretty sure he said he loves Yahtzee reviews and did it for a bit of fun plus the guy made valid points. For gods sakes stop trying being a Yahtzee fanboy, copying his style to defend Yahtzee doesn't make you look "witty" it just makes you look childish. I used to be a fan of Yahtzee's work but his obssessive fanbase irritates me and if Yahtzee is seriously proud of this then I expected something wittier from the man.

[tenchigxp]

makeing up crap dosnt prove you right it just proves you had no good come-backs yes im a fan of yahtzee i find his reviews really funny that dosnt prove im a fanboy it proves im a fan there is a differance, when was i copying yahtzee's style i was making a good point and your comeback is thats something yahtzee would say grow up man i dont even follow his review i play almost all the games he has completely slated cos i want to play them i form my own opinions on things,

[MG720771]

I wasn't trying to make comeback I was just trying to tell you to stop making a big deal out of this, I might've assumed your a Yahtzee fanboy because you're making a big deal out of this. I'm probably wrong and your probably not a fanboy but arguing about this is pointless especially on the internet. Can we just drop the ball here and make a truce?

[tenchigxp]

fine by me but i never made a big deal about anything i just put that 1 comment on no one needed to respond to it but who cares anyway.

[ryuspearhead]

He was also satirizing himself, which he pointed out.

[misterprickly]

Yawn!

[IGamerTomI]

Meh... :D

[SirBroadsword]

Right... So Yahtzee just hates on popular games for the sake of hating on popular games?

Oh wait...

"I know it's not very funny to love a game, but fuck you! Portal's great and if you don't think so you must be stupid!" - Yahtzee on Portal

Yea... That statement Mr. 'ChrysisRPGTV' (what totally unpretentions name you have there, mate) was, in a word, complete and utter bollocks... :)

[SirBroadsword]

Other than that you pretty much admitted that everything he said in his webcomics video was true... :)

[GOG4891]

Do you realized this was made as a joke and for fun? Christ, Yahtzee fanboys are ten times worse than Halo/Nintendo/MGS fanboys these days.

[IronCurtaiNYC]

Damn straight. What made me hate yahtzee are his fanboys, who adhere to every word he says as if he were some sacred cow.

[adarksoul]

and you still suck, and imitation and is the greatest form of respect so stop acting like you hate him

[Yupiyeahs]

Oooo! Finally, and I really mean "FINALLY!", a Yahtzee-reviewer, whose voice you can listen to for longer than 15 seconds. Cheers!

[Thn1kk4man]

Well done.  Just needs intro and exit music.

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

FASTER AND MORE INTENSE

[WAMMYSISCOOL]

PLAGIARISM :D

[AimzICRep]

Good to see that the guys behind one of my favourite gaming webcomics has a good sense of humour, and they can take a joke for what it is. Grats.

[Jarrad19]

Someone sounds a little jealous..........lol.

[ChrysisRPGTV]

*sigh* For the last time I'm not jealous. For reals :)

[OreWaUsopp]

Somebody sounds a little retarded. LOL. Geezus fucking christ! I love Yatzee too, but he seriously crossed some lines with the webcomics rant.  This is brilliant.

[TurtwigNeverLies]

Somebody had to make 0p of 0p eventually It would have been funny if it was actually Ben "Yahtzee" Crowshaw himslef doing it then he would be talking about how awesoem he is. really I thought that more people would like scott ramsoir not gabe

[campincarl1234]

I was promised bewbz not fart faced >: (

[dreamsengraved]

haha pretty good ^_^

[shadowshev]

That picture of the woman farting into a man's face remained on the screen for FAR too long.

[Thn1kk4man]

It was hot.

[Ogrecoxy]

Hehe good work Chris :)

Was quite impressed dude.

Yahtzee <3

[TheBlackSin]

that's not zero punctuation...

[Skandaras]

Aaahhhahaha I'm sorry but that "cheque arrives" just shows how obvious it is that you are jealous that he is successfull in what he does and yet this video only has 64 views at the time I saw it. Also, don't try to talk fast like him, just sounds contrived...

[CitrusC]

^ This.

[ChrysisRPGTV]

It only has 64 views because it's not even been live for 24 hours. Anyway I'm not jealous at all I love Zero Punctuation I was just having a laugh and thought others might enjoy it.

[laok]

true that