Horny (Tales of Mere Existence)

[luciole251]

Iam a girl and your voice makes me FUCKING HORNY.

[cheat123]

its true

[buciorjakub]

i this your e harmony video?

[davidLFCchamp]

peado

[crossandcrown]

Holy pedophile :|

[cscdigitalgraphics]

I personally like a girl with low cut jeans and thong sticking out from it. That makes me horny.

[teawithpeiter]

omfg. him talking like that made it hard for me to breathe.

i like the video though. lololol.

[SomethinDwnUrPantss]

they need to make a second Horny video :D

[4ndree]

:D:D:D:D:DDDdddddddddd



[iamcarpetpython]

why did he keep drawing meg form family guy?

[123avatarlover]

what a pedo voice

[bertelsenbo]

What the fuck did I just watch? :'(

[moblsche]

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[dotsona07]

Uh yeah that was creepy

[00iCrazy00]

Half of this sounds like you're trying EXTREMELY hard not to laugh/cry at the same time.

I love TOME.

[ptweedy999]

This guy should be locked up for some sex crime that he will do in the future. He is really creepy

[Cakerolled]

kike

[AnbuSoldier87]

kinda creeped out but i kinda agree...

[thadopeman]

creepy voice, had to switch it off

[tommyk1347]

lololol

[smithers639]

Philip Seymour Hoffman? Is that you?

[wixy20071]

@smithers639 ahaha :D

[kfijatass]

So, girls - that hard to make guys horny now, eh?

[lupa559]

you sound like a rapist in this video. tru fax

[hsegeorge]

I feel like you, bro

[Jzzile]

I want to memorize this.

[NooTjeNTB]

lol.

[xaldinsbaby1]

i know how you feel.... im horny too. thats why god made redtube.com

[philly442]

this guys horney

[DerMinez]

Drugs...

[p4rab3llum]

LMAO WTF FML

MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

However, I would like less cursing and more funny vids of the same horny nature.

[gywxever]

i dunno about you guys, but watching this video makes me horny.

[Redbloodedsky]

hasn't this guy ever heard of porn?

[trinthakias]

so this guys pretty much horny 24/7 then

[cheyennebritbrat]

yea, best to let it all out:D,,,,,,,,,,in a manner of speaking,,,,,,didnt realise that was rude until i read it back

[YokoLennonLove]

Lev's voice makes me horny

[Joshoewaa]

haha dirty hair wtf?

[Bernie0girl]

bahahahaha! hilarious.

[BigEagles33]

"Don't get me started"

[DEAD61990]

horny

[TheAdman63]

+__+ Great~~~~~*

[theresalynn36]

You are my hero!

[ThisUserNameShudWork]

I have to agree. Smart guy.

[RayRay282828]

man this guys needs a girl quick lmao

[ThePharcydePhreak]

stumble upon makes me horny.

[Jazzbob889]

lol very funny^^

[niemandF]

actually he could just say any girl makes me horny!

[LisaBreeBranch]

weirdo o.0

[Drewpleblanc]

he sounds like Chris from Family guy like...on barbiturates and really horny. wow.

[nambypamby34]

He is str8...

[BitchPleeaassee]

Bwahaha calm down, go rub one off or something?

[RisefromyourGRAVE]

haha liked the end

[funkymcbean]

I haven't washed my hair in three days. Pretty sexy huh?

[superkagome]

Im wearing a man's shirt without a bra, even sexyer huh? xD. this is so a contest.

[th0mez]

wow although u might be lying im horny......=]

[loveanpeace4eva]

I'm wearing booty shorts WITHOUT underwear AND i haven't washed my hair. beat that! lol the contest continues

[wgfcrafty]

Now, I'm horny.

[WhereAreTheCarrots]

i lol'd.

[DeadEndJustice13]

haha LOL

this vid made my laugh hard :)

[Pequeje]

what doesn't make you horny?

[WeThePeopleRleaders]

i love this video. hahahahahahaha

[101survivalist]

LOLED at end 5/5

boobies make me horny XD

[masonnf1]

yep

[footerfreak]

really awesome!! HAHAHA!

[SarahDidYaMa]

"and if you put the two of them together just forget about it"

lmao

[StarOnTheWater]

cute ^^

[Doomstar16]

There is a look of DISGUST and JOY on my face right now.

[CaribbeanAC]

oo i wonder what that looks like =D

[Doomstar16]

It's not something one would want to see but I guess something with a smile and grimace. >> YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT.

[sohotyournot]

that guy is really horny!!!

hahahaha!!!

[MenouMoon]

haha, great! =) i think there isnt much that doesnt makes you horny.. :P :D

[bowser360]

lol cute

[ilovetre93]

lol

[kaizo99]

y did someone give me a thumbs down for that comment?

[ClaudeSpeed108]

and your daydream makes me horny!!

HAHAHAHAHAHa!!

[kaizo99]

lev's voice makes me laugh. these videos are so funny!

[mcox8]

Hahaha yeah. Even if there meaningless and about nothing its funny as hell listening to him say it

[edBOYedBOY]

Levni Yilmaz (the creator of tales of mere existence) is TURKISH.

I'm proud of my TURKISH brother. Come on LEV!!!

[booombastick]

bla bla blup blabloria

[princessemily822]

"and i don't want to talk about this anymore because i'm unbelieve-ably fucking horny" hahaha

awesome

[Mrdinowells]

I am very liking this and all that do the same thing to me except for the choker neck thingy, lol....

[JoannaIsabelle]

I just found out about this guy yesturday. I'm... I'm addicted to his videos. Utterly hooked.

And his voice is insanely amazing.

[Rogasoukidan]

i feel you man

[Jejeco]

loved it!!

[tooter109]

this dudes messed up

[krysthopher]

JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAA

espectacular..AJAJJAA

[babybey]

you guys really do?

the voice over is like...ahh...y'know!

he sounds so HORNY by the time he's recording this...don't tell me drawing such things also makes him horny!!!

[michinobu]

Wow, I really like this guy's cartoons.

[GaBoGaP]

Agains extremism, be tolerant, not intolerant. Don't be like them. :)

Anyways, hate sucks. Don't feel it.

[ElectricMelon03]

I wonder who were the Asshole people who found this "offensive" enough to flag.

[wfd57fatman]

probably made them horny

[Jazzylin]

LOL!

[zombiehottie]

hahaha totally

[misskmg]

LOL thats was so funny :P :D

[starbuckennis]

oh, awsome! tedy fetish much ?

[ElectricMelon03]

What is up with people saying "____ much?"

It gets on my F'ing nerve.

Where does this come from? Who started it?

It's Annoying!!!

[Avnsbol]

God danm'it.. Now I'm horny.. You insane fundamental Christians aren't better than the muslims who are burning the flags.. Remember to wed your dog and it's partner before it get's pups.. Ok?

[caprico74]

I'm ready.

[mcsrak]

Fuck! What does Horny mean? 11 years of learni' english and I don't understand the word!!!! Crap(

[HuckleberrySlim]

It means that you really want to DO IT ;]

[HuckleberrySlim]

It means that you really want to DO IT ;]

[mcsrak]

Well, it was the first idea that came to me. Nice. Really nice.

Thanks for help. In russian it's called стояк - stoyak)

[adj145]

Religion was invented to control the masses through fear - a long time ago (but unfortunately, still do today). I.e. "if you don't do this or that, you'll go to hell".

Back then, people were guillable. Some prophet fuck would say that a volcano or lightning was "God's anger", and people would believe it and shit theirself with fright. That's how your religions started - through human guillability, and it's just been passed down generations to today.

[SmokinTreezz]

werdd

[Agogaraxis]

k. am i the only one here who thinks this has nothing to do with the vid?

[neoZykl]

it so funny religeous people are STILL doing that today

climate change? pollution?

-forget about it, it' GOD's wrath that makes all the bad things happen

lol³

[adj145]

Fuck! This is the 21st century! How dumb do you have to be to be religious? I'm as aethist as you can get. I could wipe my arse with pages from the bible or quarn.

Religion if for morons. They've been brainwashed since they were born into believing into some fucking God or Jesus or Mohammed or Allah or some shit. Ever wondered why your prayers are never answered? Because there is no God! Lol! Put it together! 2+2.

Anyone with a bit of intelligence can see religion is bullshit.

[Agogaraxis]

k. am i the only one here who thinks this has nothing to do with the vid?

[prwolf92]

Hell yeah!! I agree.

[audioamateur]

Right.. brainwashed. Sure, every 'religious' person has been brainswashed

[angelpies]

i like how you are incredibly horny but in a sweet nerdy way

[johndoe4777]

hehe

[vardo5]

Awesome!!

[Rpgqueen2020]

LMAO BRILLIANT!!!!

[yogoerdt21]

omg xD

[octacosane]

everything makes you horny man :D but between the ones that you mentioned the good thin straight nails with nail polish made me horny

[sdklfhdskjvhidnvfadn]

"HORNY"-ROFLOL!!

[MINECAR]

xD lmao I relate

[teddyqwerty]

I´m a little worried Lev that the drawing of the girl that makes you Horney and the drawing of your MUM is almost identical...

[BaronDeGunther]

aahhahahahaha me too, and a lot of things more xD, I loved the voice tone.

[miklboy1]

What a bunch of Ned Flanders! LOL shut the fuckely-duckely-up! rofl

[Jsiop]

Not So Fun.... I Like Ghost Car more.... :P

[For3words]

awsomeness

[clevis9155]

me too! lol

[random0815]

lol! except for string and stockings fully agree ^^

[coolaroonie43]

LOLZ oh my... =]

[3Justin0]

the smell of a girls hair that hasn't been washed in a week? the only one i couldn't agree to on here.

[jdawgsworld]

lmao...omg...yeah...typical dude...gonna blow a top...lmao

[devotion303]

haha there's nothing more entertaining than stumbling across a thread with an ignorant brainwashed christian on some delluded 'mission' to save people from intelligence and reason and send us back to the dark ages. juslookin - there aint no god comin to save you, you are waisting your life. sorry.

[thewalrus101123]

juslookin3: you are bashing on this video because it is somewhat sexually explicit, but i just looked at some of the videos you have posted and i noticed that you posted "i want to be with you" by the raspberries. this songs lyrics speak of someone wanting to go home with someone and fuck them. so i would just like to know how this is anymore "foul" than that song? in my opinion you are a stupid hypocrite that thinks he is preaching the word of god.

[kaitlynnbailey]

yeah your right thewalrus101123 this guy is pretty full of it i looked at his videos too

[DASRH]

I loves me the Fundie debates.

[reimps5]

u worship a gaylord asshole

[reimps5]

god is gay :D

fuck the god

[NiK8D]

LOL the ending... and "when you combine those 2 forget about it" :)

[ssadcypress]

well it sure is great to be think women are just a piece of ass...

[julezz1993]

lol 1st video i watched from lev:P i love these keep em comming:D

[Brunojn]

"because I'm unbelievely fucking horny."

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahahahahha

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

lmao

[devotion303]

juslookin3, if you call that 'sexual content' and vulgarity you haven't lived much.

get off your high horse you moral dictator, who elected you as censor? The world is full of cum, titties, death, gore and drugs and the soooner people like you stop burying their heads in the sand and living in the real world the better

[IdioZeRo]

Aye, I also wouldn't want my kids to start asking me 'Mom? What does horny means?'

[GrrHead]

Why did u click on a link with HORNY in BOLD if u get offended by "sexual content" asshole?

[kaitlynnbailey]

its called horny and its flagged so you have to be 18 plus to watch it god

go get laid and stop taking your frustrations out on peoples art work lev is awesome

oh and learn to read that way you wont *stumble accross* "vulgarity" lol this is not vulger im guessing youve never seen a FHM magazine

[yesman3465]

your a bum

[kaitlynnbailey]

Its you tube not an English class. So, your either a religious nut who takes things far to seriously or your so unattractive that you can't get laid! For your information im dyslexic and my IQ is 134. Just because my typing is not perfect does not mean my intellectual integrity is compromised. This "filth" you viewed was it forced on you?? did you get shut in a room and made to watch NO! Stop worshiping false idols and learn to think for yourself and not in the confines of what you told to.

[kaitlynnbailey]

Do not judge, or u 2 will b judged. in the same way as u judge others, u will b judged, & with the measure u use, it will b measured 2 u."Why do u look at the speck of sawdust in ur brother's eye n pay no attention 2 the plank in ur own? How can u say 2 ur brother,Let me take the speck out of ur eye,' when all the time there is a plank in ur own eye? u hypocrite, 1st take the plank out of ur own eye, & then you will see clearly 2 remove the speck from ur brother's eye."

Matthew 7-11 hypocrite

[juslookin3]

Lev.19:15

In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Jn.7:24

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Cor.2:15

But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Cor.6:2-3

Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.

AMEN

[thewalrus101123]

is this your pathetic attempt at evangelizing?

[kaitlynnbailey]

The verse is abriviated to fit. You don't know me and have no right to call me a jezebel(also how out dated is that?) F.y.i im 23 married to my b/f of 5 years, i don't smoke, drink or do drugs and i eat a healthy diet. How am i corrupt? I dont worship anything i just live your bible verse's are abstract do you own a bible or do you basterdise it for your own use? Christianity is about compassion forgivness and understanding and the church hates people like you.

[juslookin3]

Jezebel: an impudent, shameless, or morally unrestrained woman. Sounds like you to a "T" based on your posts here, in which you support this perversity and repeatedly tell me to "get laid." Sex is not supposed to be about self-indulgence, but I don't expect you to comprehend that or want to. Fornication is a grevious sin, as is lust. That's straight from God's Word, so don't tell me what Christianity is about, you heathen.

[kaitlynnbailey]

Im neither shameless or morally unrestrained. Christians have sex too how do you think we "go forth and multiply?" And no sex is not about self indulgence witch is probably why you don't like as you seem pretty full of yourself. Also im married there for sex is a right not a sin and in the vows taken before"god" its in there. I went to church for 10 years. I know how it works.

Eventually i found free thought hopfully one day so will you and stop forcing your views on others.

[Maulbane]

For fuck sake. You, my 'Friend', are one WARPED individual. You still speak as if it's the dark ages, and the dark ages were DARK for a reason. So, whoever you are, stop preaching your bullshit, learn modern english (You can do that and still retain your air of 'I'm a big evangelist, fear my wrath, 'heevangs!'), oh, and leave us alone. That's probably the best one.

[Maulbane]

Oh, right. I forgot. There's about one hundred 'True Lords'.

Monotheism can go to hell. The entire idea is just a way to suppress people and force other people's idea's upon them.

You people make me sick. You can preach, when it's in a church. These are the days when people who are being 'Morally Inacceptable' can't get the thumbscrews. Free world, free minds. I'm loving this, you're going to come out with a really pathetic, predictable answer. All of you do.

[whuduhheck]

A big hairy black spider crawling quickly over your hand and disappearing into your bedsheets makes you-what?!!

[BrandonWasntHere707]

thats fucking hilarious

[Gscheitben]

lol....

I know exactly what you are talking about...

[nicehill]

v ery cool! Horny,horny,horny...

[pubebr0s]

this video makes me horny!

[Madhofd]

A teacher bending over to show you something on paper so you can half her breasts makes me horny.

[claypoolchick]

haha i love the end

[ktuluesp]

when a pretty girl bends over and you can see the top of her crack out of her jeans makes me horny.

[Killazaa]

Sweet im not alone!

[Egger3rd]

None of that makes me horny. But that's okay.

[silencekit88]

this reminds me of bukowski