WLIIA hoedown - first kiss

[uranoobyy]

My first kiss,

Oh i can't forget this

She was a waiter

and as i gave her tips

a man came and pushed her

his name was Drew

She fell kissing me while my hands were on her boobs.

[wolvesveil]

I was paid for my first kiss

twas a music video

right there on camera

for the celebs show

I put on my chapstick, which tasted like chery

That is the last time that I work for Katie Perry

[miamibadboy11]

13 people never had their first kiss

[Kloudwolv]

My first kiss was when I was in third grade,

the girl made a bet and she was getting paid.

then when the teacher saw we were face to face,

she yelled rape and sprayed my eyes with mace.

[GoodWill181111]

What's with the lag?

[23xPafikkkxxx]

My very first kiss was when i was young girl

But I have to tell you it felt really well

loogie slided on my lips and I felt relly bad

I was traumatised when I found out is was my dad

[HWolsiefer]

this is my fave one i think

[MsAli137]

The sound was completely off!

[ndfootball93]

he does look like Hitler man maybe it is him jk

[SoldierInTheHeavens]

kiss me i said it will be my first then what she did is reached in her purse what she took out was very surprising it was a picture of collin mochrey crying

[eatingfood1]

GO DREW!

[francisliamburton]

did anyone else notice the guy at 0:26 that looks like hitler in the crowd?

No offence to germans or anything i just saw it.

[12StringGuitar]

Dude, TOTALLY!!

[JenAnger]

OMG he does! FREAKY!!! lol

[Deaditegod]

lmao!! right center too eh! lol gold

[thedevilknowsmyname]

my first kiss was a real shock

my hand went under her frock

then something happened which was really scary

it turned out i was kissing drew carey

[Vaxxis]

my first kiss is a thing I won't forget

it's the same day that I lured her in my bed

she was really surprised, when she looked down

she said "why are people commenting

youtube in hoedown?"

[theonetruered]

that was good realy funy and u no wot ur rite

[Kittyluver4469]

Dude you are so right. Good way of putting it too!

~kittyluver4469~

[killerz410]

my first kiss is nothing because im 11.........

[cromep]

My first kiss, boy it really sucked.

Only someone like me would have such bad luck.

Afterwards, I asked her what was her name.

Instead she lifted her skirt and it turned into The Crying Game.

[salvational]

my 1st kiss was with my good mate ((it was alrite i surpose...ive have 2 compare it with))we went out for a little while...but we discided it was best if we were jst friends...and we still are!!!

[rockspike3]

My first kiss

well he wasnt all that smart

I wanted to keep it quick

he just ripped out my heart

I sat there 3 days later, waiting for the kiss

but i was dissapointed, a very hit and miss

[myaamyaa]

They are realy funy.

[MCRMYrecruit]

I've never had my first kiss,

and my mom's so very proud,

But she still wonders why,

I'll just sit and pout,

I want a kiss so badly,

and get a boy for me,

but maybe I'll just settle,

and just french the tv!

[AjRhCp]

My first kiss, came from a girl at school,

I was a nerd, and she was pretty cool,

Her friend thought she was crazy, you should have seen her face,

As she tried to pull away with her tongue stuck in my brace.

[slaptybak]

Amazing and HILARIOUS!!

[deadlyhips]

Lol

[icameinlate2]

LMAO

[ShippoGirl4Ever]

about 2 years ago

i met a nice boy,

we were both ten

and his name was roy

when he leaned into kiss me

my heart began to race

but i knew i wasnt ready

so i slapped him across the face!

[twilightbeliever]

ITS NOT SYCNED.

[samchops91]

Kisses are a luxury i will never know

Cos my romantic life is kept out in the snow

But just cos i play games on the psx

Why does that ensure that i will get no sex?

Well thats my shot at a well established genre.

[Shikahan]

I don't really like kissing I think it's kinda gross

someone else's mouth on mine I hate it the most

but that's okay I have got a trick

They don't mind me not kissing long as I suck their D*ck

Lol, I thought of that just as I was writing it to the same tempo as a hoedown, I'm not usually that crass but...pressure you know. XD

[judgejudyslover]

Drew is a Twat

[StOrEy1993]

following on from pforpz.

last rhyme could be.

" and now i want a blow "

[PforPZ]

I gotten my first kiss four months ago

My emotions went high and my love would show

When I experienced it, it didn't suck

And I can't think of a rhyme, so, oh fuck

[lalalei2001]

Drew's great in this one ^_^

[666Leelee]

my first kiss it was pretty great,

it happened when i was on a date.

the waiter was running, like in a race

and he tripped over and smashed into my face!

[XxXGGandFRIENDSxXx]

i like that one

[wulfie13jr]

I can't believe

I got that high a rank

I thought I'd need

to rob a tank

I suppose you don't get this

but you get the gist

if you haven't realised

I'm a pessimist

[minime88845]

very creative

[dfhwizzkidd]

My first kiss was just the other day,

It was with a man so i guess that im gay.

When his lips touched mine they were really smooth,

Thats why we had this kiss in a photo booth.

(Not a true story and not offending gay people)

[ErisedDawn]

Love it, thanks for sharing! <3

[wulfie13jr]

I was in first grade

when it happened to me

she was the prettiest thing

I did ever see

The principal walked in on us

boy was her face pale

now I finally realise

why my teacher went to jail

[wulfie13jr]

Not on topic, but my favourite that I've made up so far...

There's someone on YouTube

We all do love to hate

His name is Frilsh

And everyone he does hate

He can't take a joke

And he is pretty slow

But ask him for a hoedown

Boy look at that man go!

[wulfie13jr]

Change last line. "Where did that guy go?". Easier to see what I meant.

[lacthewatcher1]

WHOOOOO Mama!!!!!!!

[Nachws]

hahahahaahahahahaha omg hahahahaha xDDDD

nice one ^^!!

[lacthewatcher1]

My first was realy quite bad.

You may that it is very sad.

The girl didn't like me and call me a jerk,

then through me on the gound and me start to kiss the dirt.

[Ansuzie]

I wish it hadn't been First Kiss cos then I wouldn't have had to explain this 1.

I came up with this instead

My first crush was my teacher,

I'm not afraid to say.

And the best thing was,

I saw him almost every day.

But then I overheard some news,

And it was really bad.

I found out that my first crush,

Was actually my dad.

[lacthewatcher1]

VERY VERY NICE!!! I wish I could give YOU 5 stars!

[Frilsh]

wow dude, its a really good thing you arent on whose line cuz that was just bad

[hel0m0t0]

lol...they are all so hilarious! :D

[ehobeckracing]

love drews line

[littletonpace]

luv a good hoedown :D

[rifall]

well I could think of millions of things that i would do.

Still my girl I only want my first kiss from you.

Why you reject me, makes no sense at all.

dump drew carey 'cause I won't just make you kiss my ((((s.  haha. wow, I love hodowns.

[Zenmuron545]

My first kiss it really tasted sour

I had to run home quickly to take a shower

I cannot believe i fell for lips that felt like brass

This girl had me in the dark and had me kiss her hairy ass.... Hoedowns, good times watching that show

[Frilsh]

wow dude, its a really good thing you arent on whose line cuz that was just bad

[Zenmuron545]

i was tired queer you make one up then

[bloodshotaardvark]

Colin tried to do an Irish drinking song. He was swinging his beer mug around, lol

[GREENDAYalltheWAY077]

My first kiss it went really well

It was better than most can tell

They don't know the truth but it was the bomb

It was on the mouth with Drew's mom!

[prancingponyofdoom]

damn i read this before i watched the clip, and i thought that it was a quote from the show. i was totally dissapointed that it wasnt! nice!

[RadicalRachel33]

nice name, by the way...You an my friend Erin would get along....Nice song, btter then I could do!

[ClassicRocker623]

you probably thought of that lying in bed for 3 hours.

[GabZ1985]

For my first kiss/ It went out of control

It wasn't a bliss/ We were playing Spin The Bottle

The guy rolled his tongue so fast/ It gave me nausea

It also gave me a col soar, thank you Abreva

[cheegum]

I am in love with laura hall's smile.

[bigvic12]

She does have a sexy smile

[angieskidney]

is the timing off or is it just my computer??

[Tigersunlee]

the timing is off in the beginning but when the hoedown started it went back as normal

[angieskidney]

oh good! Thanks :) I paused til that and that worked ;)

[xSTePHiExx3]

LMFAO!!!!

[cityfanchris]

thanks, not bad for on the spot eh? :D

[cityfanchris]

not to bad, hows this?:

my first toung kiss when i was 8.

i can remember it, cos it was so great.

the only problem is, that was our only time.

because she was my teacher at the time.

[prongsmwpp]

LMAO!!!!!!

[Tottalgreaser]

nice one lmao

[velo66]

Nah.

[chinatown2000]

lol, loved it!!

[BuffyLuverSlayerGirl]

lol, not bad

[starmist1]

Rofl Colin is shaking his hand around like in the Irish Drinking game at the beginning of his hoedown =[)

(as usual Colin's hoedown pwned everyone else's)

[leafblower]

just got my first erection today :)

[chinatown2000]

are you serious?

[tomboy4life3]

love it

[avonne100]

my first kiss hasn't happened yet

but i imagine it will be real wet

when i go see him, i will bend down low

caz he's my dog and he's expecting a blow. (expecting a blooooooww!)

[lightningcat5]

My brother got his first when he was for it was so funny

[neosystems]

Wow, Drew's actually funny in this one

[sondico24]

i had my first kiss, when i was very young

i thought it would be neat, to use my tongue

when she felt it, she thought it was real cool

i guess i should have told her, i ate a doggy stool

[yeaitsme24]

my first kiss, boy it was pleasing

mostly because, i was peeing

but one thing, that i dont get

is why i havent had a second kiss yet

[Wrestlingprotector]

My first kiss is with an older woman, which I enjoy

Before long when we got drunk, I thought "Oh boy"

I lost my virginity to some sleezy-ass ho

Yet it turns out that hooker was singer, J-Lo

[XxMaDsPaCexX]

the only reason they let Kathy win is cuz they usually do hoedowns at the end and she cant do a hoedown for her life

[mrpigproductions]

yah ur right

[CornFlakes18]

Plus, you should see the Song Styles skit Westside Story, "When You're a Goat." Kathy was hilarious in that one.

[CornFlakes18]

I get so sick of people dissing Kathy. Come on people, she's had her funny funny moments. Besides, you need to giver her props for doing theis show for so long.

[livelikeajesusfreak]

It's so much better when Drew Carrey joins in.

[Wrestlingprotector]

M first was with a celebrity, and it was not that long

I knew she might be the one, hoping this one isn't wrong

But it didn't last long, 'cause I acted like the boss

This what you get when this Rolling Stone date Kate Moss

[Frilsh]

wow its a good thing ur not on the show buddy, that was horrible

[Wrestlingprotector]

I wondered about if it was horrible or not. But I look at it and it is.

[youvebeenthunderstru]

wow, one of the few hoedowns where wayne has struggled to come up with something

[mrweatherallrocks]

Did Wayne struggle? I thought it was prefect actually

[tristanray]

the beginning is out of order

[uhawks2]

damn i hate that woman on this show... every skit she's in is not funny

[mikialstran]

she has done some pretty funny crap, but i do agree with u, she needs to work on it a bit.

[Hakke8Trigrams]

The very first time I've ever seen Drew be funny on Whose line

[Lukeor]

I agree.

[Daishyo423]

i think hes talking about floss

[funkemonke35]

can someone expalin to me the string thing ryan was talking about?

[nForeverRtL]

it was earlier in the show where they did an informercial for bad breath, so you had to watch the beginning of the show to get the joke

[merrickal]

I love hoedowns! Yay for hoedowns!!

[EastMangoBoy]

Nice one gd1f.

Nice hoedown overall by them.

[MissLalala]

God Drew is hilarious! Thx for uploading

[gd1f]

My first kiss was when I was thirteen,

And the I was kissing seemed really really keen,

Yes it was my greatest kiss in all of history,

untill I found out that she was a he!

[dogsbarkalot]

that made me chuckle inside

[Dracowrath1]

my, god Kathy's hot o.o

[X0SugargirlX0]

i love this game!! its so funny!

[AyumiOmoide]

lol, I love how Colin stops moving when he sees that Wayne raised his hand. Thanks for uploading.

[Dracowrath1]

Wayne's reaction to Colins hoedown was priceless

[bauer42]

Drew*

[bauer42]

I love the way Dre calls it the game that they're forced to do. The presenter never used to get involved in th UK version.

[elvenringbearer]

I can totally relate to what Drew said. I worked at McDonald's and it was hell on a bun. I would have loved to tell my boss to kiss my ass.