why are people showing off that they know socrates? im a philosophy student but i dont think people that havent heard of him are 'stupid'. some people just arent aware, its not a big deal and no need to show off ur intelligence
Love how people are blaming others for not getting his jokes because we're British. Let's face it those jokes weren't exactly his best - of course he isn't going to get everyone laughing with this performance, it wasn't his best.
@caroegc Nah, you weren't offended because it didn't happen to you. 9/11 is too close to home for many people who actually experienced it firsthand and lost friends on that day. I don't get offended by holocaust jokes, but that's because I'm not Jewish.
@caroegc It's because Americans (I am one) have to cry and bitch about everything and show their ass and xenophobia all the fucking time. Good for you, bro. Being offended is so overrated. :D
@xoxbethanyyxox we never get taught socrates, and most people dont just randomly go looking up greek philosopher's, so we're not really stupid, its obvious we dont know unless were told.
@AngelDeath777 he was a Greek teacher/philosopher, and to answer questions would basically ask "why" over and over again until people would answer there own questions. He was sentenced to death for "corrupting the youth"
I wasn't really paing attention so when he got to the christion hell bit i had about a 5 sec delay untill i burst out laughing :D really funny but a bit weird!!
Am I the only one who was there? (Not at that particular show, but I seen him live in Edinburgh in 2010) He was amazing and still, everytime I mention his show to anyone, I can not do so without saying that it was, without a shadow of a doubt, the "greatest moment of my life." Seeing such a joyful and hilarious person before my own eyes is something that will stay with me forever. And to think, all of this because of a simple youtube video.. Bo, please come back to Scotland :)
He's an incredibly tall, beautiful, man with infinite finesse with the good grace to sign both my CD's after his gig at the shithole that is 'The Hexagon' Reading. I'll be honest... If I'd died that day, the only disappointment would be from my mother having to pick me up from such a culturally vapid area with the sole advantage that it will (at least) be entirely boned should Global Warming put its chaos where its mouth is.
Everyone who thinks it was a shit audience, you have to realise this was at the Edinburgh Festival and was probably performed in front of about 200 people tops. It's not a theatre.
@andywatson932 eh this was in dublin, i was there and the crowd was better than most videos ive seen of him live, we just dont sing along like every airhead american, he looked grand and no he was not on drugs
@Designedbydeath You say that, but this was filmed at the fringe at what I imagine is a tiny venue at like 2 in the morning. I saw him there in a room that held about 50 people.
@ilikeRobots123 um, i know that now cause another person pointed it out. when he says it it sounds like clogs cause he says it quietly. ljhljwkehfljkq.
@7CellarDoors It's a game where you stack up wooden blocks, then you pull them out one at a time and eventually it will fall over. Whoever made it fall by removing a piece loses the game. Because it's a tower that falls and it's on 9/11 there lies the joke.
@vanish129 There are 365 days in a year, so if you were to play jenga everyday for a year, you'd be playing it 365 times. One of those days would be 9/11.
i hate all the bitches who comment on how stupid the audience is/how long it takes for them to figure out a joke. don't pretend you're so fucking smart; we all know it took you a long time to figure it out too.
@D3M0N1Cangel yeah, most people need incredibly obvious sitcom style jokes so they don't have to think. That's fine, but comedians like Bo are different. If people don't think he's funny they assume he's crap, because stupid people always think they're right, ironically.
Okay, A) Bo is not on cocaine B) no one gives a shit who invented the internet, that's not even relevant so STFU. And if you don't like the video, than go away and watch something else and quit bitching about it in the comments. I think this is awesome, and people need to chill out. You're fighting in youtube comments...
I find it funny that you guys think this is about race, because it isn't :D he is one of my favourite comedians and I'm from the UK. Seriously if you think comedy is about how you look instead of how you make people laugh then you've got something wrong with you :D still is funny reading these comments though!
I love how everyone in the comments is claiming he is one drug or another just because hes broken out in spots. You can see he has spot prone skin and this was filmed at the end of his time at the fringe so obviously hes going to look extremely tired and unwashed. Give the kid a break, you just love seeing a fall from grace, and I highly doubt that is what you're going to see here.
I love how the crowd is too stupid to understand half the jokes.
wootitsbobby 3 days ago 2
Nobody makes those assumptions about Tim MInchin... He uses music heaps!
LordClarkson 3 days ago
OMG this was so freaking funny
ChelseaDKTC 1 month ago
Tough crowd!
lozzerley 1 month ago
Tough crowd.
onestrangequark 1 month ago
@invisiblepopcornmonk Socratic question is to repeatedly ask Why to arrive at the truth. Some say around six times usually does the trick.
MrCuntyballs2U 1 month ago
audience sucks aaaaaaassssssssss...........
BAZINGA931 1 month ago
He's funny and charming, but i was distracted by the shitty audience....
TRASHYgah 1 month ago
He`s hott as tits
carodawo13 1 month ago
Holy shit. He looks tired as hell.
SavantOnASpinet 1 month ago
Pimply fore head, it's still very hot.
MissWillowWillow 1 month ago
He's great. But he needs to write new stuff. Doing the same show 10 bajilion times just doesn't cut it...
Mopthedop9 2 months ago
I would of been laughing my ass off!!
iTommyGrissel 2 months ago
I'm worried does he need a welfare check?
PNCCaine 2 months ago
...tough crowd.
mustangrun173 2 months ago
3:14 pie video :D
MrLawesome13 2 months ago
oh my god! This guy is so hilarious!!!
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how did he win hardly anyone was laughing?
X29488 2 months ago
how did he win hardly anyone was laughing?
X29488 2 months ago
@X29488 British people don't go absolutely insane at comedy gigs unlike Americans.
evenstevens280 2 months ago
haha no one found 9/11 joke too offensive b/c hes not in america
sonjo18 2 months ago
haha woahh the jenga one took me a second
Italianwhippedcream 3 months ago
"The average person has 1 Fallopian tube" OHMYGOD XD
mushergirl 3 months ago
this audience makes me ashamed to be Scottish! Bo is hilarious, and i would love to see him live
katec0 3 months ago
"that was Socrates" could somebody please explain that to me?
invisiblepopcornmonk 3 months ago
bad crowd i'm ashamed to be Scottish right now
SamGahaganIzSpeshol 3 months ago
SO FUNNY! :D
SuPeRsTaR71679051 3 months ago
he looks so gorgeous at 0:17 omggggggggg
imjustagirl128128 3 months ago
@alxturner9 yeah, but the joke applies to the thing i said...
dannymcc1 3 months ago
@alxturner9 uhh it was actually more of a joke based on the common perception of quantum mechanics as being random/non-sensical
dannymcc1 3 months ago
definitely a promising talent
CaptainAidan 4 months ago 16
@alxturner9 how?
samsledje 4 months ago
acne
xxTaKe2xx 4 months ago
Does someone want to explain the quantum mechanics joke? I get all the other ones but I dont get that one.
samsledje 4 months ago
Lol 3.14 mins long, best bo song 3.14 apple pi
nulugialle 4 months ago 2
Bo has a lot of intellectual comedy, so a majority of the people there don't even know what's funny.
batmanseventeen 4 months ago 2
Quantum Mechanics joke was epic.
AlexLong1000 4 months ago 44
@AlexLong1000 Where was there a quantum mechanics joke?
jkman10 2 months ago
@jkman10 0:51
AlexLong1000 2 months ago
@jkman10 0:50
RoYalSmith93 1 month ago
Criminally, Russel Kane won the Foster's Edinburgh Comedy Award instead of Bo!!!!!! Wheres the justice!!!!!!!
badbaz83 4 months ago
Why do all the audiences at his shows suck so hard?
Idiots.
HumanWeasel 4 months ago
The jenga joke was halarious.
98eck 4 months ago
@Mchillax
It's called words words words!
summertime421 4 months ago
oh my god when he threw the confetti i exploded
asdfsadcvzxcz 5 months ago
does somebody knows the name of the song with the chorus:
I hate catchy chorusses and I'm a hypocrite, hungry hungry hypocrite.
??any1?
Mchillax 5 months ago
@Mchillax words words words
TheHerrel 5 months ago
why are people showing off that they know socrates? im a philosophy student but i dont think people that havent heard of him are 'stupid'. some people just arent aware, its not a big deal and no need to show off ur intelligence
09Chip09 5 months ago 2
Aprox. 33.33% of the jonas brothers have diabetes
stankypoots 5 months ago
puberty's not been nice to bo..
bullazzz 5 months ago
oh my life he is so random but it works X'D
xBAMitsTeTx 5 months ago
This video ends in Pie
camferret 6 months ago
this was one of the greatest standup routines of all time... until he goes "that's uh ironic, so..."
DJSlushyIce 6 months ago
Wtf.. O.O.. I used to watch this guy :D..
ThatReptileDood 6 months ago
@origamiguy59 Well, that and having fucked up teeth.
littlemaskell1 6 months ago
@littlemaskell1 Hilarious.
Ail3a 6 months ago in playlist comedy
Love how people are blaming others for not getting his jokes because we're British. Let's face it those jokes weren't exactly his best - of course he isn't going to get everyone laughing with this performance, it wasn't his best.
VTRLD 6 months ago
@caroegc it's because you don't get comedy. (Because your British).
littlemaskell1 6 months ago
@littlemaskell1 ohh yeah, (take it your american) because britain is known for it's terrible comedy
origamiguy59 6 months ago
I wasn't offended by the Jenga joke? Am I insensitive or is it just because I'm British and don't get offended as easily as Americans?
caroegc 6 months ago
@caroegc Nah, you weren't offended because it didn't happen to you. 9/11 is too close to home for many people who actually experienced it firsthand and lost friends on that day. I don't get offended by holocaust jokes, but that's because I'm not Jewish.
wtfarockfish 6 months ago
@caroegc It's because Americans (I am one) have to cry and bitch about everything and show their ass and xenophobia all the fucking time. Good for you, bro. Being offended is so overrated. :D
iAMVyt 5 months ago
i'm not sure of him doing stand up, i think he should just stick with his songs and do something with lonely island.
niel0wns 6 months ago
@niel0wns I think you should shut your whore mouth.
Broskybrosk 6 months ago 3
I love Bo Burnham, I seen him live not long before he played on this show in Edinburgh, and he is by far my favourite comic in the world!
sheepdog2c7 6 months ago
This guy is awesome. Very sharp.
salmanc1 7 months ago
I feel so bad for him cuz no one laughed and the first time I hear this act I laugh wicked loud!!
2420nathan 7 months ago
His style is a tad manic for me.
harrisonite 7 months ago
Woah some really people stupid people here who don't know who Socrates is!
Greek philosopher BTW!
xoxbethanyyxox 7 months ago
@xoxbethanyyxox we never get taught socrates, and most people dont just randomly go looking up greek philosopher's, so we're not really stupid, its obvious we dont know unless were told.
CannibalisticTomato 7 months ago
or who is Socrates?
AngelDeath777 7 months ago
@AngelDeath777 He questioned everything, hence the word... "why".
SpoilerAlert87 7 months ago
@AngelDeath777 he was a Greek teacher/philosopher, and to answer questions would basically ask "why" over and over again until people would answer there own questions. He was sentenced to death for "corrupting the youth"
nagromretnuh 7 months ago
@nagromretnuh
thanks
AngelDeath777 7 months ago
@AngelDeath777 no problem. Looks like I actually did learn something from philosophy class.
nagromretnuh 7 months ago
@AngelDeath777 An ancient Greek philosopher. It was a double joke.
Ail3a 6 months ago
Whats Socrates?
AngelDeath777 7 months ago
hes a genius with delivery
DJSlushyIce 7 months ago
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He sounds so gay!
MrCharlieDav3 7 months ago
I wasn't really paing attention so when he got to the christion hell bit i had about a 5 sec delay untill i burst out laughing :D really funny but a bit weird!!
Triny123abc 7 months ago
Am I the only one who was there? (Not at that particular show, but I seen him live in Edinburgh in 2010) He was amazing and still, everytime I mention his show to anyone, I can not do so without saying that it was, without a shadow of a doubt, the "greatest moment of my life." Seeing such a joyful and hilarious person before my own eyes is something that will stay with me forever. And to think, all of this because of a simple youtube video.. Bo, please come back to Scotland :)
sheepdog2c7 8 months ago 3
The Quantum Mechanics song is the best!
GemSkyDiver 8 months ago 2
hes so hawt
sambam1467 8 months ago
34 people don't know who Socrates is
AlexandriaSherif 8 months ago 56
@AlexandriaSherif and also don't know what quantum mechanics is. Bio students... pffft
asipodroks 8 months ago 2
00:14 holy fuck his eyes.
s0ciallyawkward1 8 months ago 3
horrible crowd......
WhiteWulfComics 8 months ago
He's an incredibly tall, beautiful, man with infinite finesse with the good grace to sign both my CD's after his gig at the shithole that is 'The Hexagon' Reading. I'll be honest... If I'd died that day, the only disappointment would be from my mother having to pick me up from such a culturally vapid area with the sole advantage that it will (at least) be entirely boned should Global Warming put its chaos where its mouth is.
MajorComedown 8 months ago
@MajorComedown *and... Thwarted on the first line FFS
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MidCarpalInstability 8 months ago
omg that sounds so like my brain
SquizzleGwen 9 months ago
He is one of the most funniest comedians that I have seen in a long time.
MrIr8urfrigginmovie 9 months ago
@MrIr8urfrigginmovie Most funniest? Wow, he must be good.
VinnieAndZach 9 months ago
What an attractive lad.
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sometimesilovelife 9 months ago
i love you Bo but if you stopped touching your head the acne wont be there! hahaha but i LOVE you BO!!!
AvrilFreak13 9 months ago
what do you call a kid with no arms an a eye patch???? NAMES!!!!!!
watchthisspacelad26 9 months ago 5
this is excellent :)
FEENIXGENIUS 10 months ago
This next song is about quantum mechanics...
hahahaha
iamadamsusername 10 months ago 7
got me at jenga.
joeyheartattack124 10 months ago
Small crowd with a hefty number of professional comedians, I think you'll find.
Do peeps on youtube even know what the Edinburgh Fringe is? Chances are he was knackered... It's a festival after all.
MajorComedown 10 months ago
did he just steal a joke from 30 Rock?
salvador dali...
austinthebookworm5 11 months ago
@austinthebookworm5 Really!? Which episode?
auk13films 10 months ago
@auk13films
I think it's Black Tie, but I'm not completely sure
austinthebookworm5 10 months ago
my mom was doing yo momma jokes to me... not very effective. then my sister was like to me "yo mommas so stupid!"
fearless13ish 11 months ago
Everyone who thinks it was a shit audience, you have to realise this was at the Edinburgh Festival and was probably performed in front of about 200 people tops. It's not a theatre.
andywatson932 11 months ago
@andywatson932 eh this was in dublin, i was there and the crowd was better than most videos ive seen of him live, we just dont sing along like every airhead american, he looked grand and no he was not on drugs
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HyperbolicDuck 11 months ago
0:16 omg...
melody468 11 months ago 2
great audience >_>
Charsept 11 months ago
Good lord that crowd sucks!
1991nadia1991 11 months ago 4
@2pac0110
I've seen him live, and I laughed so hard I almost threw up. His timing is off in this clip, but the crowd also isn't good.
EmeraldSky33 11 months ago
He has acne on his forehead because of his hair. Hair hold tons of grease, and when it hangs in your face that grease gets into your pores.
Bright1592 1 year ago 7
@Bright1592 yussss finally somebody understands
husky7876 1 year ago
@Bright1592 There are easy ways to prevent the pores getting blocked though lol
PunkNolife 6 months ago
ya that crowd sucks
Designedbydeath 1 year ago
@Designedbydeath You say that, but this was filmed at the fringe at what I imagine is a tiny venue at like 2 in the morning. I saw him there in a room that held about 50 people.
andywatson932 1 year ago
wow the crowd sucks
girlsbdfa 1 year ago 4
@girlsbdfa Theres about 50 people in the room? You expected a massive thunder of laughter?
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omm nom nom nom nom!!! 8D
cupninjacakes 1 year ago
Bo's got a tough crowd here.
krewxskate 1 year ago 5
your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist salvador ali mistook them for clogs.
agieeegurl11 1 year ago
@agieeegurl11 *Clocks
ericsterwerf 1 year ago
@ericsterwerf oopsie xD
agieeegurl11 1 year ago
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CosmicCats 1 year ago
@agieeegurl11 Um, it's clocks....
ilikeRobots123 1 year ago
@ilikeRobots123 um, i know that now cause another person pointed it out. when he says it it sounds like clogs cause he says it quietly. ljhljwkehfljkq.
agieeegurl11 1 year ago
Jenga is the game with lots of thin wood blocks stacked into a tower and you pull pieces out 1 by 1 until the tower collapses and you lose.
shiftrfan 1 year ago
What is a "Jenga"?
7CellarDoors 1 year ago
@7CellarDoors It's a game where you stack up wooden blocks, then you pull them out one at a time and eventually it will fall over. Whoever made it fall by removing a piece loses the game. Because it's a tower that falls and it's on 9/11 there lies the joke.
Js5s141 1 year ago
All his spots for the people who comment about them its called acne he is only 20
Jword2theMword 1 year ago
the first and only american comedian i find hilarious.
syphonia246 1 year ago 2
@syphonia246 - Not a fan of Rich Hall or Reg D Hunter?! Reg is da man...
RohanTheTeaLover 1 year ago
@RohanTheTeaLover
He's good on panel shows, but I saw Reginald D Hunter at the fringe last year and he was awful.
andywatson932 1 year ago
@andywatson932 - Must've been an off day, I saw him live last year and he rocked my little socks right off...
RohanTheTeaLover 1 year ago
I get it: 1 to 365 games = 1 to a year
9/11 happened once on that same day...
Man, that took me a while to get lol
vanish129 1 year ago
@vanish129 There are 365 days in a year, so if you were to play jenga everyday for a year, you'd be playing it 365 times. One of those days would be 9/11.
GeigerGirl214 9 months ago
@GeigerGirl214 Oh thanks! Well I already got it anyway, the day i wrote that comment you replied on, and then on and so forth :D
vanish129 9 months ago
He's funny, but he needs to talk about whole topics more, rather than just going one-liner one-liner one-liner.
atmhso 1 year ago
WEAK CROWD
smcconverse182 1 year ago 9
Bo is soooo funny!!!!
MrCraigsadams 1 year ago
arpeggio
ThePhattyproductions 1 year ago 75
i hate all the bitches who comment on how stupid the audience is/how long it takes for them to figure out a joke. don't pretend you're so fucking smart; we all know it took you a long time to figure it out too.
smiletrishalovesyou 1 year ago 32
I like how long it takes the audience to get the "Socrates" joke XD
lemurwolf 1 year ago 5
U stoopid-ass viewers, go look up satire
arkay85 1 year ago
he just turned twenty, hes still really young...
TheCasablanca707 1 year ago 6
What does he say at 2:33???
yuopija 1 year ago
@yuopija The average person has one fallopian tube
wogolfer 1 year ago
Goes to show, the loud people (comments) don't reflect the majority (likes button). Just like real life! :D
Octamed 1 year ago
@D3M0N1Cangel yeah, most people need incredibly obvious sitcom style jokes so they don't have to think. That's fine, but comedians like Bo are different. If people don't think he's funny they assume he's crap, because stupid people always think they're right, ironically.
Octamed 1 year ago
Okay, A) Bo is not on cocaine B) no one gives a shit who invented the internet, that's not even relevant so STFU. And if you don't like the video, than go away and watch something else and quit bitching about it in the comments. I think this is awesome, and people need to chill out. You're fighting in youtube comments...
larnasaur 1 year ago
BO BURNHAM FTW!!!!
he is beast people, i hate people who say he looks unwashed.
He clearly is and he's got very prone skint o spots :/
so what he is still awesome
mrZZTOPPER1 1 year ago
guys, hes still a teenager. on top of that, performing has to be very stressful. keep rocking the fucking world, Bo:)
TheCasablanca707 1 year ago 3
@TheCasablanca707 ........ bo is in his 20's
TheScarriestPuppet 1 year ago
@TheCasablanca707 he's 23 . . .
MrWwefan15 11 months ago
@MrWwefan15 He turns 21 this year. . .
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johnleduff 1 year ago
I love how it takes the crowd like 2 seconds to comprehend his punchline of impersonating Socrates.
T4Ljams 1 year ago 9
I find it funny that you guys think this is about race, because it isn't :D he is one of my favourite comedians and I'm from the UK. Seriously if you think comedy is about how you look instead of how you make people laugh then you've got something wrong with you :D still is funny reading these comments though!
funnyfreckles123 1 year ago 5
ad performance but this kid/man is talented
4stronaut 1 year ago
I love how everyone in the comments is claiming he is one drug or another just because hes broken out in spots. You can see he has spot prone skin and this was filmed at the end of his time at the fringe so obviously hes going to look extremely tired and unwashed. Give the kid a break, you just love seeing a fall from grace, and I highly doubt that is what you're going to see here.
Rorxz 1 year ago 129
@Rorxz THANK YOU. he's only 20. he's got acne. BIG DEAL.
drummergurl993 1 year ago 7
@drummergurl993 ya you can tell cuz hes not wearing makeup not wearing makeup, makeup, makeuhhhh... haha
escapethecrash 1 year ago 6
@Rorxz lol thank you! not to mention hes still at an age where acne(sp) isnt uncommon.
BrandonFite182 1 year ago
@Rorxz bla bla bla
yodasodaskoda 10 months ago
@Rorxz I KNOW! He's only like 19/20 it's ACNE!!
Abnersnail 9 months ago
28 people's mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.
Rorxz 1 year ago 6
This length of this video is 3.14 (Apple Pi).
TheAugustobom 1 year ago 376
@TheAugustobom
thats my favorite song:)
razzleNfrenz 1 year ago