Why just why? what is the deal with this style of editing? It's fucking terrible! why not just keep talking instead of saying one word, cut, one word cut, random statement about nuts, cut. Oh im sooooo witty!
personally believe the media to not so much hide behind the guise of ambivalence ass the mask of objectivity and legitimate concern-from behind which they broadcast vapors and duplicitous messages designed in the old "Bait and Switch" format. To clarify; you change the channel to CNN (or FOX or NBC or sometimes even the BBC) for a story about civilian reconstruction projects in Afghanistan and you get a story about sports, the royal wedding, or some old lady's cat in a tree.
Like that saying what came first the chicken or the egg, it's to hard to guess what was first, the idiots in the media or the idiots who are watching the media.
Literati Mark here. Loved the wait for it ending with the serious explanation of a curious show. I haven't had a tv for 28 years, so I'm lucky about being bombarded.
Your meta-news was perfect. It's not about the content; it's about the presentation and the media itself. Kind of Marshall McLuhan maybe. I'm not that intellectual.
But I certainly enjoy your mix of facial cacaphony and substantial topics.
I get my new computer with vidcam in a couple of weeks.
GradualReport: put diddledonce's comment on ur show. I found that funny. But it might b funny cuz I've been on my computer listening to GR on head phones and the tv since 10:00. And yes right now it's 2 am. I'm fuking tired. My head hurts. Let's watch more videos I've already seen. This is long
i would say you're a douche for puttin the boobs up but my hats off to your amazing marketing skills. your view counter wouldnt even be 1/2 of what it is if it weren't for those tits. kudos man. (and yes the tits brought me here)
shit...to all u guys that were expecting to jerk off to some tits, an are moaning bout lack of tits,go onto a porn site lol u do know ur on the internet right?theres plenty for u to premiturely ejaculte to,8 ) just type in porn an ur computer will prob explode,or u could just get a gf.
i like him :) dont listen to ignorante people like below...
if u dont like it, dont look at these videos!! if i would start searching video's of stuff that i dont like, and comment below that i hate it.. it would mean, i have no life or love.
Well, it was funny. You definitely pulled off the "I-don't-care-don't-I-look-great-in-this-jacket." And, the way we recieve news is much much much more infinitely important than the news itself. That's why journalism has no honor anymore. There go my career plans.
Complete and utter hypersensitivitation is the ultimate goal. That's why I don't watch the news. But I am informed. In today's world you've got to seek alternative forms of information spread. Or become numb.
I feel that way all the time when I watch the news or read it even. I'm sitting on my comfortable couch while people in palestine or yemen are being bombed left and right. It's really tragic.
i think that he was wearing a watch with a little shrunken man inside of the watch. Then when the dude looked at his watch then the little shrunken man came out of the watch and shot everyone dead, so it wasn't the GUYS fault but it was the shrunken mans fault. (I bet that little man had a bad sex life cuz he's small so evry woman he met when he stripped she would laugh and talk about his tiny penis then leave him....ya thats what happened....)
You know, . . . you were right. However, I watched the whole thing, . . . just to make sure that, I'll never wanna see, or listen to his nonsense again, . . .
The FORESKIN is not a birth defect! It is a healthy, natural, and important part of the penis. Circumcision removes TENS OF THOUSANDS of sexually responsive nerve endings and desensitizes the penis. Men deserve freedom of choice! FORESKINdotORG
I really understand your message. We really not thinking about all the tragedies, that's happening other places than in our own backyard. I also think you're right about your statement 'bout the journalist and anchors. It's really a weird world!
Notice you always hear stories about funerals and weddings in bombing areas. People need to have a semblance of normal while everything else is getting blown up or they'll lose it.
If it isn't happening on my block, , for most people, well, I might get to work on time!
i want pizza. anyone else want some? no? ok then
*crawls back into hole*
ZebrasAreAwesome011 2 days ago
ehhhhhh ehhhhh
Bluecornmoon5954 1 week ago
I came a across you while learning Russian. You remind me of the dude off the Mask. xD LOVE YA DANNY!!!
FMAfangirl88 2 weeks ago
My brother has that same skull shirt lol
SuperAllisonBrooke 1 month ago
muted
pwd3679 1 month ago
@pwd3679 IDIOT! YOU ARE MISSING THE VIDEO!!!
Luixxxd1 3 weeks ago
I saw "999 likes" before video started and thought "wow, I can be LIKE number 1000!", then I pressed play. Well......
paunocu 1 month ago
.The Mask.
BuyYuGiOh 3 months ago
Pedazo de gilipollas
arrozconbacalao 3 months ago
uhh i <3 u danni but....
this one i cinda fell asleep with....
srry but i also could no stop staing at.....
ur nose and u rhair witch looked grey!!! :\
sommerbra 4 months ago
Why just why? what is the deal with this style of editing? It's fucking terrible! why not just keep talking instead of saying one word, cut, one word cut, random statement about nuts, cut. Oh im sooooo witty!
brucebangoe 4 months ago
your eyebrows are hypnotizing...
15randomBGs 6 months ago
if u skip 2 3:13 this culd literally b the best video evr lol
KennedyBowles 6 months ago
Where, are, the, breasts. =(
misestrelka 6 months ago
Where are the boobies?
jessmus1 6 months ago
I clicked for bewwwbies
halogodzzillia3 7 months ago
I love your jacket. And your shirt. And your wall. Mostly your wall. I love your wall.
TenebrousLyke 8 months ago 6
personally believe the media to not so much hide behind the guise of ambivalence ass the mask of objectivity and legitimate concern-from behind which they broadcast vapors and duplicitous messages designed in the old "Bait and Switch" format. To clarify; you change the channel to CNN (or FOX or NBC or sometimes even the BBC) for a story about civilian reconstruction projects in Afghanistan and you get a story about sports, the royal wedding, or some old lady's cat in a tree.
vobbs 8 months ago
who clicked bcz of the boobs?
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TheBladeEdge 11 months ago
your jacket looks good, because your serb XD
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Martyr12100 1 year ago
@Martyr12100 good for you, your drugged! not a ting to be proud of..
DDrummer132 9 months ago
@DDrummer132 no,not drugged,just bored,so i spammed that comment xP
Martyr12100 9 months ago
@Martyr12100 haha ok, then thats different xD, hey dude, you probably got that from a snoop dog video right???
DDrummer132 9 months ago
@DDrummer132 no,i just saw it from one other guy xD
Martyr12100 9 months ago
I come here for boobs. But what do i get, the son of the homeless man with the golden voice
roodmannetje 1 year ago 104
No Boobs? D:
RoachSweet69 1 year ago 2
shit, i don't watch the news
gamebozco 1 year ago
DANNY U SHOULD DO A LEGIT MOVIE ABOUT BOOBS AND WHY GUYS LIKE EM SOOOOOO MUCH1112
stuvwg 1 year ago 94
the thing with the german guy in the beginning of the video happened just ablut 20 km away from my house.... that was a horrific day....
cu62kb52kh 1 year ago
Did a fan really write that on their boobs and send you the pic? I'm curious while hardly caring. lol
Chrisbkfc89 1 year ago
you, are, HILARIOUS!!! )!(@*#&$^%
Marsell88 1 year ago
I...CANT...SEE.....TiTS!!!! I hate you...xD
MrMindflow 1 year ago
Like that saying what came first the chicken or the egg, it's to hard to guess what was first, the idiots in the media or the idiots who are watching the media.
nailgail 1 year ago
You promised us BOOBS! We demand our boobs right NOW!
WeHateUpdates 1 year ago
THE GRADUAL REPORT TITS NEED TO JIGGLE FOR 15 SECONDS RANDOMLY IN THE VIDEO.
Delcid101 1 year ago
I love the man in the mask :D
glitterstar1313 1 year ago
juxtaposition not juxposition danneh!
<3
tharanga0078 1 year ago
Literati Mark here. Loved the wait for it ending with the serious explanation of a curious show. I haven't had a tv for 28 years, so I'm lucky about being bombarded.
Your meta-news was perfect. It's not about the content; it's about the presentation and the media itself. Kind of Marshall McLuhan maybe. I'm not that intellectual.
But I certainly enjoy your mix of facial cacaphony and substantial topics.
I get my new computer with vidcam in a couple of weeks.
You've inspired me. see ya soon
mgoodin1973 1 year ago
I skipped through to find the boobs to no success.
Its funny because after it all, he asks for subs and shit..
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CRAP! WE CAME FOR BOOBS! WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE GIVE YOU A SECOND LOOK!
NinjaOnANinja 1 year ago
i love titts!
UziDuziiT 1 year ago
Nuh, it doesn't look great on ya.
asbirdsdo 1 year ago
ouch u danny bit me, that really hurt ):
zGreenEyedSuicidez 1 year ago
its interesintg how he captured a very serious topic in his joking fashion and the bunch of you twats are wondering where the boobs went...
and then we wonder whats wrong with the world,lol
Dinkomon 1 year ago
GradualReport: put diddledonce's comment on ur show. I found that funny. But it might b funny cuz I've been on my computer listening to GR on head phones and the tv since 10:00. And yes right now it's 2 am. I'm fuking tired. My head hurts. Let's watch more videos I've already seen. This is long
skatergirl2016 1 year ago
LoL 63,280 people clicked this stupid video because of boobs.
What a pathetic way to get veiws.
kadajjWJM 1 year ago
i would say you're a douche for puttin the boobs up but my hats off to your amazing marketing skills. your view counter wouldnt even be 1/2 of what it is if it weren't for those tits. kudos man. (and yes the tits brought me here)
DiddledOnce 1 year ago
Jesus, either you have a really helpful girlfriend or some slutty friends. Or vice versa. O.o
MissPsychoB 1 year ago
Watch Death Note dude ;)
xOWillyOx 1 year ago
wtf you got news from germany?
MrIcebloc 1 year ago
y este marikon?
xXLostRoyXx 1 year ago
If it was some other video with boobs in thumbnail and none in the video, you would have gotten more than 103 dislikes xD
DJDhananjayK 1 year ago
TITS or GTFO ! ! !
Trillasecond 1 year ago
man, it's funny how everyone's so pissed off that they get to see no boobs. that's what porn sites are for. :/ like really.
Xiabuse 1 year ago 2
your a dumbass / douchebag your no where funny
littlemscrabblebrain 1 year ago
@littlemscrabblebrain fuck you!!!
24MXR24 1 year ago
@24MXR24 Poopyhead
littlemscrabblebrain 1 year ago
@littlemscrabblebrain FUCK YOU!!... u low life!!!.. go f**** urself!!!
24MXR24 1 year ago
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@24MXR24 WOW seriously just shut up you
pathetic idiot...
littlemscrabblebrain 1 year ago
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@24MXR24 WOW seriusly just shut up you
pathetic idiot ...
littlemscrabblebrain 1 year ago
Your personality/character blows sack.
At least you know that.
KonClueZhen 1 year ago
unsubscribed
TheGuardianOfHalo 1 year ago
wheres the titis?
Zran85 1 year ago
o fuuuck =P THE MAN WITH THE MASK. always funny =D haha
715th2 1 year ago
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you are gay
drugstoremarc 1 year ago
lol @ all the virgins who're upset about their deprivation of titties
always lolsy
Mystiique1 1 year ago 2
Its not funny, if you know some of the people, who were killed by the amock-killer.
pobo88 1 year ago
I can bite your face!!!
loony956 1 year ago
shit...to all u guys that were expecting to jerk off to some tits, an are moaning bout lack of tits,go onto a porn site lol u do know ur on the internet right?theres plenty for u to premiturely ejaculte to,8 ) just type in porn an ur computer will prob explode,or u could just get a gf.
8DJUSTINCREDIBLE 1 year ago
boring
n00b911 1 year ago
i think all 50 000 of us wanted boobs!! so give us some!
kooldudes597 1 year ago
I want u guys to enter in his mind.
He enters his room. Makes a worthless video. Ok that's normal in youtube
now imagine if this guys makes quotes, masks and try to be a good actor. He make cuts, he edit the video
and then he watches...he looks at his video and think "holy fuc* this is so bad ...oh wait" then he got an idea
he put a big pair of boobs and then he puts online
but the question is...
WHY!? GET A JOB. GET A GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING.
holy crap man. How can someone be so fuck up.
gilzus 1 year ago
@gilzus I dont like you.
KRxTRUEGAMERx 1 year ago
@gilzus Why does everybody comment on videos that they DONT like? My friend, you are a grade-A DUMBASS.
130lilman 1 year ago
you sound like sxephil.
RyleeWeekly 1 year ago
Im so tierd of trying to watch porn on youtube and just end up with some hairy dude video... ;(
MrPatrickzen 1 year ago
shut up
ToxicZebraNinjas 1 year ago
tits tits tits tits tits tits tits
ritanak 1 year ago
I cant believe i watch 5 seconds of this garbage.
ssaman 1 year ago
ur bare jokes (Y) xD
larna911 1 year ago
This guy is amazing.
triplev789 1 year ago
youre face is so punchable
FREAKSHOW44 1 year ago
funny as hell
590cowellj 1 year ago
i
think
i
love
you
DrifTear 1 year ago
you remind me of rob schneider
GeeWhyGee 1 year ago
You are a genius.
manhuntpws 1 year ago
i like him :) dont listen to ignorante people like below...
if u dont like it, dont look at these videos!! if i would start searching video's of stuff that i dont like, and comment below that i hate it.. it would mean, i have no life or love.
continue the gradual reports!! u have fans! :D
SantaElisa 1 year ago
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Stupid. No. Really stupid. Stop doing this. You have no skills.
zendevil 2 years ago
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GOD I HATE THIS DIK HEAD
rewirewi 2 years ago
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shouting. eyebrows. no jokes.
NEXT.
monoperative 2 years ago
Some people compared you to PhilDefranco...
Well, I think, you're way much better.
You're Funnier.
bizbillefille 2 years ago 3
My reaction: i laught at the pakiztaneze man who has more than 4 friends.
How can he be so stupid!?!! To have FRIENDS! AHAHAHA
Elvin6669 2 years ago
dude, your eyebrows are just all over the place. like at 1:00
shotguntornado 2 years ago
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keep yelling bore.
spacestate 2 years ago
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the guy's gotta car anyways, U gotta gay jacket, I gotta pay the bill 4 this month!
;)
jurra12 2 years ago
At least he keeps moving along. Next!
Samuelfcampbell2003 2 years ago
Well, it was funny. You definitely pulled off the "I-don't-care-don't-I-look-great-in-this-jacket." And, the way we recieve news is much much much more infinitely important than the news itself. That's why journalism has no honor anymore. There go my career plans.
SneakyNinjaCatfrog 2 years ago 2
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are you trying to be like phillip defranco
ilovesteve7 2 years ago
No boobs, no watchy you sonofagun.
rtscott 2 years ago 3
xDDDDDDDD! 1:06
TerialBacti 2 years ago 3
Complete and utter hypersensitivitation is the ultimate goal. That's why I don't watch the news. But I am informed. In today's world you've got to seek alternative forms of information spread. Or become numb.
Tianaism 2 years ago
Who actually had more then 4 friends. LOL.
junki636lol 2 years ago
I feel that way all the time when I watch the news or read it even. I'm sitting on my comfortable couch while people in palestine or yemen are being bombed left and right. It's really tragic.
IstinaBEPA 2 years ago
love the jacket =) PAM PAM PAAAAM PAM
rozaliya19 2 years ago
AH! YOU BIT MY FACE! But seriously, You have a great point.
eccent3000 2 years ago
D: my face!!
metallicaman87 2 years ago
u just blew my mind
tete2brioche 2 years ago
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stop trying to rip off spricket24!
senseofred 2 years ago
Lmao 57 secs :D
CR4ZYnR4SC4L 2 years ago
slightly less tragic
33dgtp 2 years ago
holy...
f'ing...
douche...
SargeDoakes 2 years ago
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Shut the fuck up, I came here for tits, and there are none.
JIOA08 2 years ago
gunned down ?
geez, get your facts right.
A german police officer shot in the young mans leg.
He AIMED for the leg. German Cops dont shoot you on sight, like American Cops would.
After the young man got shot in his leg, HE took HIS OWN GUN, and ended his killing-spree by a shot through his head.
RagingDevilKirby 2 years ago
"In slightly less tragic and more local news, this jacket looks great on me." LOL! 5 stars for that alone. Haha!
ildamos 2 years ago 3
If you are going to bait us in with boobs, then at least give us 10 seconds of boobs or something. How about doing a nice boob montauge, (spelling)
zerk54 2 years ago 117
Dude, he puts them on 'cause people send them to him.
SoManySkinks 2 years ago 9
i feel you man. thats the whole reason i clicked it.
harryreinbizach 2 years ago
Zerk54, awww, you poor thing. Like there just aren't enough barely wearing any clothes women on You Tube.
AppleSouffle 1 year ago
@zerk54 Yeah so you queers can fap and sploog in 6 of those 10 seconds
Notebookstudios 1 year ago
damn it dude i wanted those tits!
cenyan13 2 years ago 78
....awesome o.o
JohnEchelonedWoW 2 years ago
i think that he was wearing a watch with a little shrunken man inside of the watch. Then when the dude looked at his watch then the little shrunken man came out of the watch and shot everyone dead, so it wasn't the GUYS fault but it was the shrunken mans fault. (I bet that little man had a bad sex life cuz he's small so evry woman he met when he stripped she would laugh and talk about his tiny penis then leave him....ya thats what happened....)
Glajaworld 2 years ago
fuckin love his voice!
135875421 2 years ago 4
You should go on Saturday Night Live so we could not laugh at you then too.
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stelleyelly 2 years ago
He's kind of funny, I'd like to watch more, but his voice was just so annoying =_=`
PixStixRockCandy 2 years ago
27 seconds in and I have to shut him off, his voice is possibly the worst in the world.
hueston76 2 years ago
You know, . . . you were right. However, I watched the whole thing, . . . just to make sure that, I'll never wanna see, or listen to his nonsense again, . . .
phillipgaley 2 years ago
i love this guy danny is so funny
vampireofL 2 years ago 3
My asshole talks less shit
frogmanblue2 2 years ago
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what a little bitch, wish i could fuck you up you curly haired mutherfucker
frogmanblue2 2 years ago
LMAO why was he wearing a watch
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DJNightchild 2 years ago
tosser
flexterM 2 years ago
LMAO ! 10/10
Tigerbeast 2 years ago
LOL!
iggis0 2 years ago
i love you!!!
laran22 2 years ago
it wasn't important it was gay
SScomedian 2 years ago
I like you, you're funny :D
jimlobos 2 years ago
The FORESKIN is not a birth defect! It is a healthy, natural, and important part of the penis. Circumcision removes TENS OF THOUSANDS of sexually responsive nerve endings and desensitizes the penis. Men deserve freedom of choice! FORESKINdotORG
thewaytolove 2 years ago
You were sleeping with an another guy lololol
Shazee083 2 years ago
lol i quote "i like NUTS"thats came out really gay
0:56
RawrPinkEmos 2 years ago
want boobs? looking on wrong place pal...
ss89NOR 2 years ago
God damnit. Where are the tits man. I understand wanting views, but thats just down right low.
ajb337 2 years ago 4
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Tigerbeast 2 years ago
lol guys its too soon!
lolz!
panda4panda 2 years ago
lol! :D bam bam baaaaam...i can bite u in the face! haha :D
kjetil888 2 years ago
FU I WANT BOOBS
darkula666 2 years ago
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Tigerbeast 2 years ago
wheres the boobies lol
peteypablo556 2 years ago
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Tigerbeast 2 years ago
what???
jc112203 2 years ago
Are you laying down? or standing up with a rug behind you?
MrRune974 2 years ago
i think hes standing up with weird wallpaper behind him
asalon12 2 years ago 2
I only clicked on this because I saw boobs........where's the boobs?
PhillipScottAustin7 2 years ago 2
HAHHAHAHHAHA
missliss04 2 years ago
yeah i think i agree with you.
jmrrose 2 years ago
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Tigerbeast 2 years ago
that jacket DOES look great on u Danny :)
YorkieLove1 2 years ago 2
sorry i dont actually care about all that stuff you said.. i was to amazed at your jacket!
AaaaghJOE 2 years ago
i can bite you face lol, i seem to be watching your videos backwards lol
hexy15 2 years ago
2:37 haha
agurka10 2 years ago
HAAHAH !
agurka10 2 years ago
you make cool videos
melanie75rocks 2 years ago
lol xD you remind me of jim carrey xD really nice =D
BelgianRockerForLife 2 years ago
OMG same i was about to say the same thing!! lol exspecially in the scene in Yes Man when he has a RedBull xD
juju463 2 years ago
JACKET =] NIce
libbyandtai 2 years ago
LOL ILMAO
ledzeppelin3601 2 years ago
great video!!!!!
shavaughn1980 2 years ago
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I was hoping to see boobs, and instead I got that lame video. Weak
chadharvy 2 years ago
comedy helps anybody get through tough times it just has to be funny
SScomedian 2 years ago
subscribeddd.
gcmeanslove 2 years ago
love your vids! keep it up +fav <3
maxwelledwar 2 years ago
I really understand your message. We really not thinking about all the tragedies, that's happening other places than in our own backyard. I also think you're right about your statement 'bout the journalist and anchors. It's really a weird world!
THEGIRLFROMTHECOLD 2 years ago
nice vid
AceofSkulls913 2 years ago
like 60's advertisments :) superb!
becinar 2 years ago
i love you! i am sooo subscribing!
angelgr696 2 years ago
great video. keep doing them!
mcmarbles 2 years ago
Notice you always hear stories about funerals and weddings in bombing areas. People need to have a semblance of normal while everything else is getting blown up or they'll lose it.
If it isn't happening on my block, , for most people, well, I might get to work on time!
mcmarbles 2 years ago
the thing with journalists and telling stories absolutely has to do with proximity, ie context.
On the scene reporter with A