Duke Nukem Quotes. Always Bet On Duke,

[NG1Prophet]

this is basicly what happens in life i quote "Shit happens"

[BillKillerz]

2:48 Makin' bacon ! Makin' bacon !

[xXxSuppaKidxXx]

everything started repeating after the spam guy

[player19951995]

"i see dead people" lmfao

[coresnake0]

Needs more grabbag

[jaguaradon]

could somebody say me what he sing? (sorry for my bad english)

[FrozenskinHeniz]

I would dedicate it to the people that have the power to change your day <3!

[Pifinea]

Come get some!

[DaDevilzDevil]

Duke Rulez

[TheStormAngel]

1:10

[dragonman0000001]

funnyjunk. com/channel/4chan/Duke+Nukem/w­LRuDjY/ you guys should all try this

[MVgunslinger]

did i hear Yippie Kai Yay motherf*cker?!

[Psykozinator]

Chuck Norris ain't got shit on Duke Nukem.

[Ex0rz]

@Psykozinator Chuck Norris IS the voice of duke nukem!

[Henrym3tal]

@Ex0rz shut up

[Ex0rz]

@Henrym3tal I dont usually like quoting anybody but... Why so serious? Why not like jokes :(

[Henrym3tal]

@Ex0rz I didn't mean it... :( You are cool :) and you don't have to shut up mate

[jonnavdpas]

This guys also voiced a Suitor for Amnesia: Justine. I would've pissed my pants laughing if Basile had said things like this. XD

[Kennychan222]

@jonnavdpas That's right! Duke Also plays an important role for Amnesia: Justine. You can replace Basile's original Voice with Duke's so that Basile can speak in Duke's way. Basile will become less scaring when he acts like Duke Nukem

[jonnavdpas]

@Kennychan222 It would be hilarious to hear Basile say "I'm gonna get medieval our asses." or "I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck."

[Kennychan222]

@jonnavdpas Or he can say " It's time to kick ass and find Justine, but I lost her." "Come get some." He has to use duke's voice, same volume. He can use some quotes from DNF too

[jonnavdpas]

@Kennychan222 Hahaha, yes! Oh gosh, it would be so funny. XD

[desiree1604]

i like "It's my way or....Hell its my way! 1:21

[Neinteen91]

Hey Duke, it's real awesome how your game is basically a Heretic mod with dialogue stolen from Bruce Campbell movies.

[jesp5111]

I used to sound like this, then I took an arrow through knee....

[west2539]

@jesp5111 to the knee*

[nikobelic25000]

1:50 SPAM YUMMY WHY DID YOU PUT SPAM LOL WHO CARES.

Love dukes quotes there classic and funny.

[kwadellsmith12]

What a pussy

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

listened to this, grew a sack

[McNMcStudios]

Duke Nukem vs Tank Dempsey from Black Ops Zombies

[mofo4shoable]

SUCK IT DOWN!

[Kilshot666]

I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.

[zebatov]

@Kilshot666

Best one.

[einund8zig]

EPIC

[CrazyLeafNinja5]

classic!

[BoyNotorious333]

0:07 best quote

[bestgameralive1]

I got BALLS of STEEL

[9snaker]

the Duke Nukem Land of the Babes quotes are ten times better... I can't even imagine, that still nobody uploaded a video of them - or at least I can't find one. Either way, it's freakin unbelievable (in a negative way)

[RedManifestFilms]

Like how half way through, they all start repeating

[S0ULS33KR]

"Its My Way Or... Hell! Its My Way!"

[sorax1231]

What about " I got balls of steel"?

[almor619]

the work enviroment suck ... but i bet the benefits are nice

[boyoftrick90]

best quote Now you see me... now youre dead. love the guy XD

[Hippyjonnycomics]

Duke Nukem: The Movie :)

[YoMommazBoi]

Time to kick bubblegum and chew ass.

[YTuberr1]

epic.

[bubbanater07]

to the 53 people who disliked this video Duke Nukem is coming for you and his gonna kill you.

[dend1]

Its my way or.....Hell its my way!

[sajpaj67]

he should be the announcer for sports

[Speedyjosh6]

you invincible head shot scripted cheater XD favorite quote of all time...I don't know why but i LMAO'd when i heard this..

[oliverjumelle]

there is 2 ways this can end. in both of them you die. lmao

[CommandorSheppard]

There's no quote "eeh, that sucks"

[vinceb2553]

the best ever

[1PSYTEX1]

Balls of steel!

[ceodixon81]

I like big gun and I can not lie

[ceodixon81]

Ass kicking and chew gum

[AgentSmith217]

So many babes, so little time!

[WealAndWoeOfficial]

he steals so many awesome quotes

[Skataboy82]

Babes, bullets, and bombs. Damn I love my job.

[endzio32]

Damn I'm Good

[ilovemyself111111111]

shit happens :D

[BrightKnight141]

Yippy Ki A Motherfucker

[Warisarcy]

4:23 ive looked for a vid with it just by itself. anyone have one?

[LipeLokCoke]

"I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass!" The Best!

[Damasterdotorg]

I go where I please...and I please where I go.

[UberDanger]

Time to kick ass, and check bubblegum, and in 5 minutes ill be all out of ass to kick!

[Kennychan222]

Duke is a great Patriot of America! Help French/Spain defeat the British! God Gless America

[imairborne123]

my gunz is bigger than yours XD

[XBlackMoonRisingX015]

Chuck Norris has Duke Nukem bed sheets.

[prayforme111]

My testerone level rises everytime i hear this..

[SWHalo2]

"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses"

Pulp Fiction FTW

[GodMich3l]

394 999 view

i'm the 395 000

[1337ChainHeart]

Power armor is for PUSSIES

[mssmjscss]

YIPPEE KI YAY, MOTHERF*CKER!

[danteDH93]

what he said? 0:33

[keltow]

@danteDH93 I'm gonna get medieval on your ass

[niiklav]

LOL!!

[MrGrey321]

babes, bullets, bombs damn i love this job

[Centaurian0190]

JOHNNY CAGE ALSO REMINDS ME HIM

[kingofthering24]

@Centaurian0190 Jonny Bravo reminds me of Duke

[Killerjosh89]

let god sort em out

[Protone1995]

lol if you read the lables you will see Blow it out yuor ass and Harrasment Land of babes

[Sigma1131]

he forgot " I got balls of steel".

[griz312]

I always said if there was a way to go it would have something to do with women whips and oil, I go where I please and I please where I go.

[AL1ASECHO]

"Babes, Bullets, Bombs, Damn I Love This Job" and "There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, You Die" are two of my favorite quotes

[geovannetorres111]

52 people never kick one ass

[1234567890adds]

time to stop pissing around and get this big guy back into action!

[Soggz4]

Time to Kick Ass, And chew Bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum.

[FOXGotMeBanned]

@Soggz4 It's time to chew ass and kick some bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass.

[tinabeaner004]

Go ahead, make my day.

[DeadIslandTrailers]

top 10 quotes duke needs to say: 10 don't fuck with my ass 9 take the blue pill or the red pill....either way, you wake up dead. 8 do you smell what the duke is cookin? 7 my middle name is swagger. 6 hit me baby, one more time. 5 i'm too sexy for my shirt. 4 what a shitload of fuck. 3 stop lying i never hit you....wait, yes i did! 2 you're tearing me apart lisa! 1 (after gunning down an entire room of enemies) this is why they call me a KILLER app.

[Raiden3651]

I like big guns and I cannot lie.

[MultiCheatMan]

Hail to the King, Baby!

[MrMariopro]

Duke Nukem vs Kratos. Who wants to see it?

[syrusismine]

SO AMERICAN...

[MrCm1515]

@syrusismine SO WHAT YOU MEAN IS SO BAD ASS

[LulzMania1]

you insvisible headshot scripted cheater! xD

[FreekinEkin]

52 people had their head ripped off by Duke Nukem, and he shit down their necks!

:O

[UltraGamerNation]

i came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and 'm all out of gum. Best 1 liner eva!! Even better than "i need a weapon" by Master Chief

[snipperbes]

"I go where i please, and i please where i go"

[ZaCaLaPaGuS]

too bad for you americans, I'm playing it right now

[mer6686]

four days till the king returns!!!!!!!!

Thumbs up if you're gonna play DNF

[mikethenascarfan]

Thumbs up if you muted!

[deamondeathstone1]

Yeah, yeah we all know somebody did Duke's lines first. It's just Duke does 'em better!!!

[PreDaToRz10]

Your ass is grass and im the Weedwacker.

[Raxxer1993]

"Your face, your ass.... what's the diffirence?

[NitroDog19]

Duke is the brutalest MOTHERFUCKER EVER. shits on anyone or anything else 6/10/11

[Assassin0798]

"time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and im all out of gum" lmao best live ever

[uniquethegreat305]

ah you invisible head shot scripted cheater

[FixerNK]

4:13 =DDDDDD

[xFRxDrOpShOt]

"Hail To The King Baby" is from Evil Dead 1 & 2, and Army of Darkness. Great movies I should say.

[MrWalalaa]

why is he repeating after half of video?

[HuhMahNinja]

there's two ways this can end, and in both of them... you die.

[dmh1069]

0:58 What the fungus??

[Arbiter099]

Why do the lines play twice in the second half of the video?

[Oddrat255]

@Arbiter099 Why not?

[elliphor]

now you see me. now you're DEAD.

[PortalsEdge]

they neeed to make a duke nukem movie staring jay cutler

[TheDTYPsGames]

Ooh your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker!

[Sleck06]

Duke Nukem should be commander Shepard

[FrostyMichael]

@Sleck06 That would be awesome

[Howie262]

im not gunna fight you... im gunna kick yo ass....

[Andy50k1]

ive got balls of steel

[StriderHiryu1200]

ok this one doesn't have. What are you some buttom feeding scum algae eater?

[Monksy1337]

The Playstation network took advice from 4:16

[molardepoche]

DIE BITCH!!!

[MSAnemanja2]

yu pi kai ei mother fucker

[Snornus]

50 viewers of this video dont have Balls of Steel

[Xile067]

Holy Cow..Holy shit! O_O (XD)

[HailBlazR69]

But where are the balls of steel?

[HyperSonicSquall]

the one you wouldn't know is missing is "Froggy"

[Xile067]

@HyperSonicSquall Also "hmm I dont have time to play with myself." :P

[OmidKurd1]

/watch?v=M4s1jnb01Ho

AWESOME NEW duke nukem forever uncensored trailer :D! its the best trailer so far!!

[thelovemachine1]

Fuck yes

[ilanoliveira1980]

Duke Nukem should be a example for all! Love this game! It's ou isn't a kick ass caracter?

[TimesNwRoman]

4 minutes and 43 seconds of pure awesomeness.

[FirestoneX]

Groovy.... "Ash rolls his eyes"

[bjm351]

you forgot " thats one DOOMED space marine!!"

[DuoSolo2011]

the reason he started repeating some of the quotes was to see which Youtube accounts would steal this video and repost it in a shit attempt to get views on their channel.

[Kennychan222]

I put it into my Phone and itune....it became my songs and alarm

[mw2isbroke]

"clean up on aisle 4" i may be wrong but i think u forgot that one

[Needleskaine]

Duke Nukem used to bully Chuck Norris in school.

[THEBIRDMAN9412]

@Needleskaine /watch?v=TChou_I0FgU

The BEST Duke Nukem Impression EVER! HANDS DOWN!

100% AUTHENTIC.

[MegaGamerRO]

@Needleskaine lol

[6112jimmy]

@Needleskaine until 2011...

[Feydfeydfeyd]

"lolwut?"

[suchy36]

iv got balls of steel.

[Nhordmyr]

lolwut xD

[MrBundi24]

what about "where is it?" or "looks like he didnt escape from LA"

[TheColdHotdog]

Francis: Hey! That's MY LINE!

[nightcrow90]

Duke Nukem was Bruce Campbells padawan.

[LordValor001]

i spit sun drop when i heard the now you see me now your dead. thats so lame but awesome XD

[Wireless1016]

why do the sounds start looping in the middle

[tylerhereonyt]

@Wireless1016 Twice the awesome.

[thefluffinator229]

i see death people, but hey! lets go get a cold one!

[Aerialslayer]

duke is the fucking man!

[exxon101]

Although just as rich and powerful as his brother, Nuke Dukem never got his own videogame, due to his horrific catchphrase: I've got a scrotum of iron!

[lucb1e]

erm, im not deaf, you don't have to repeat all the quotes from ~2:25 -.-

[moa2607]

wen duke is out of gum you are dead

[RedundancyCoin]

You... invincible... HEADSHOT SCRIPTED CHEATER.

[Campante10]

"I'm not gonna fight you, i'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS"

"Now you see me, now you're dead"

"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker"

"Your face, your ass... what's the diference?"

"There's only two ways this could end, and in both of them... YOU DIE"

[teel115]

I'm not going to fight you...

I'm gonna kick your ass!

[geromd91]

born to be waaiaiaaiiold

[hazel2K9]

DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE = NUKE NUKE NUKE NUKE thumbs up if u know wat im talking about

[DraskyVanderhoff]

"It's my way or... HELL , IS MY WAY" hardcore

[Genesjss]

Also, press 7 to hear Duke's favorite movie XD

[Genesjss]

Over 340, 000 views? *puts on sunglasses* Now I'm REALLY pissed off...

[TehGamersGarage]

@Genesjss AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

[Genesjss]

@TehGamersGarage Take that you dirty rat, take that you dirty rat.

[Bip0larRick]

Excited for Duke Nukem FOREVER?! Watch me beat Duke Nukem 3D and save the babes! Get READY! :D

[bebop006]

Orgasmic

[nerserus2]

Holy fucking shit. It's coming out.

[bomber1012]

Are these really from Duke nuken games ? i mean about bubblegum and theballs of steel, i know they are from DN, but about the rest?